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Omo ma flow "So Clean" in my "Area".









make una manage that punch

Buhari why

Fukafuka:
....At least , he is the President of the ShitHole ! You nko ? ..... Ordinary. Citizen of the ShitHole

mumu

Stevengerd:
Na daddy G.O of asslicker for nairaland

Asin eeeh! Him own wan pass deadrat own

1) "Never fight a man under GRACE, because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you!"

2) "No African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and work hard!"

3) "Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes!"

4) “The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.

5) “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup gets suspicious”.

6) “The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!"

7) “The words of the elders do not lock all the doors, they leave the right door open”.

“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!"

9) “Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up!"

10) “Let not what you cannot do tear you from what you can do”.

11) “A child who asks questions does not become a fool”.

12) “The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!"

13) “Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!"

14) “To Make A Difference In Life, You Don’t Have To Be Brilliant, Rich, Beautiful, Or Perfect. You Just Have To Care!"

15) “Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!"

16) “The walls don’t only have ears, they also see!"

17) “The leopard is beautiful, but has a bad heart!"

18) “Everybody is a nobody, trying to be somebody!"

19) “Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face, and sometimes, fake behavior. Yet, a woman will say she needs a real man!"

20) “Never open the door for an Armed Robber. Let him break it, its part of his Job!"

21) “Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who think they are fooling you!"

22) “One Man’s food is every other man’s food. Just because one idiot refuses to eat it doesn’t make it a poison!"

23) “If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where her prayer has not already been!"

24) “The only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes it!"

25) “The Chief who doesn’t know what to say, says that his friend has said what he would have said!"

26) “Just because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the ones. Demons go to church too!"

27) “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!"

28) “No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!"

29) “A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!"

30) “A wise person knows that there is something to learn from everyone!"

31) “It requires wisdom to understand wisdom. The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!

32) “No matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins”!

33) “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win!"

34) “Give them a chair, if they can’t stand your success!"

35) “Be careful about the rumours you hear about a lady. It either comes from a man who can’t have her, or a lady who can’t compete with her”!

36) “None of us is as smart as all of us. Work together achieve more”.

God bless you all�

Girls of nowadays are wicked!!

Where's the beauty

So at last this mumu op don deactivate? Nice one. See as nature dey use him hand sanitize nairaland for us. This forum must return back to it's good old days!

Opentokwowledge:
Where is your survey report

LMAO!!!

Buhari why?

oPPOSEE:
Nice IndecentStar.

I have fuc ked big,small,tall,black and fair girls. the one ones remaining now is dwarf and white girls.

ALLAH me help to fulfill my mission.




AMIN

I hail thee!!

NwaAmaikpe:

Spill it out bro!!

erico2k2:
1st thiing you do is google that make and find location of the VIN, once you know it, go to the car snap the VIN and do physical check, go away and run a VIN check, then the true situation will come to light then make a deccission on waht you see.

As a novice I need more enlightenment on this sir. thanks

He went for owambe

okuya:
Abeg, who's dis slowpoke on nairaland? Why must he/she/it always reason from d anus abeg!!

Shut up!

dukeprince50:
no strength exchanging words with a fish brain, or maybe calling u fish brain is an insult to fish

mumu

dukeprince50:
, i hardly comment but i was powerless against ur comment. wow, though i cant do that if im a woman, and i wont wake my wife for any reason wen its already 11pm, but if you genuinely mean what u typed, den i pray u marry som1 who will respect and adore u. ladies like u are hard to see.

Shut up!!

Makschinchin:
My dear sis, the Bible mustn't mention every sin. Not every sin is mentioned. Pornography, for instance, isn't mentioned (or someone should draw my attention to where it's written) as well as some other things that are immoral today.

You and I have a conscience and should be able to discern between right and wrong, good and bad. Let the mind of Christ also be in us as apostle Paul admonished us.

May God Almighty help us

How is pornography a sin?

Fadiga24:
Afonjas right now

Lmao

So the agbada yorubas dey use make mouth online nobe them get an self? Aside licking the Fulans ass what else are they known for? Skull mining I guess. they better embrace their skull mining activities. Ndi Ara!!

Chikita66:
Is it your slaying, am I related to you?

Why you remove your pix? Ugly girl

centboy123456:
hey beautiful

Mumu

BoweryGirl:
The man in my life needs my favor, son.

Who's your son? If o slap you eeeeeh!

BoweryGirl:
....what makes you think I am not married or will not get married? Cishet you! Please, go away.

So you wan marry? But we no need your favor na. Biko remain in your father's house

Ellabae:
Lol bros small small. No be quarrel

Hmm now am beginning to like you. Heard you're an Arsenal fan?

Humility017:
I like your comment...you wrote true.

mumu

Orpe7:
Bro na the life be that o. I already have one. Am so lucky mehn. Cant wait to wife her in a few months time.

Shut up!!

This vandora go like oringo too much

xynerise:
Problem solved!!

Two frustrated fans fighting

I'm not frustrated. I gave up on Arsenal long time ago and

xynerise:
Don't pity her husband..You think her husband angers her like you do? We should understand we are all humans and have a limited to endure annoying people...



Besides, she is an Arsenal fan so you should understand better

Lol funny enough I'm also an Arsenal fan

dominique:
You disturbed my mentions first, you're not the one to tell me when or when not to stop disturbing your mentions you ignorant nitwit

But why are you this pained? I pity your husband. Men dey try ooh