₦airaland Forum

yehmy:
kiss daniel looks like a fyn boi to me from his dressing but with the way he screams fly boi i'm thinking he's a bird plus he loves the blue berret more than the yellow or black

eedimo:
Sometimes I wonder if this individuals or foundations live in this same country as me.

Why on earth would you donate to such a high-handed and corrupt institution like the NIGERIAN POLICE.

I would rather use the money to sponsor reforms in that institution.

Maybe it's on a "scratch my back i scratch your back" basis.

It's their money sha
I didn't teach them how to make it, why would I teach them how to spend it.

daddytime:
Let's do a mini importation together, you can trust me.

oluwaseunla:
Transportation yes. Uber No. Not at the moment, not with the present fares. Not with the rumors of new regulations from the LASG. You want to try it, by all means. After all, its your money.

LifeOfTrigga:
Dem din mark your face as you enter campus, them use the girl enter you ni. All na plan, the girl acting like she is lost and so. She wan check you ni Cos ur face new.

kalvoken:
Baba dey fear? It could just be any specie of snake or maybe baby wild dog.

EVILFOREST:
That MAN for that "the GODS MUST BE CRAZY" really deserved 300USDollars for distinguishing himself among stupid people .
His stupidity was beyond human comprehension.
How can one travel from Bayelsa to Sokoto on Foot, just to deliver an empty COCA-COLA BOTTLE back to its owner.

vivalavida:
I dey tell u
Na by 4.30am I dey check my mavro

daddytime:
Sister ke, my daughter...lol

vivalavida:
Our own Mavrodi

Lemme go and check my mavros again sef

Ambiitiouscent:
Say no cultism. I just read a post above me, I read the post over and over again but still couldn’t make sense of what the dude is talking about.

We’re saying no to cultism someone is here telling us how much he loves weed and Arizona and some other stuffs I couldn’t make sense of.

The Gods?

A graduate believes in Odin, Valhalla, frega and all that bullshit. Too bad, even a 10 years old child would not believe such nonsense.

HISTORY OF VIKINGS::

This norsemen dunces are killing themselves for is actually an ancient clan of adventures and warriors whose way of life is sailing on ships across countries, going on raids and looting whatever they find. They conquered major scandanavia( Iceland, Norway, Finland). Their rule and reign of terror was put to an end by England. England conquered scandanavia. They tried severally to penetrate England but the brits brought them to their knees. The ancient scandanavia was then split into the Iceland, Norway, Finland you know today. This is ancient history long forgotten.

Funny thing is if you go to these countries presently, they don’t know What Odin is. and a black man originated from Nigeria, thousands of miles away from the original norsemen clan is fighting for Odin, dey Carry Odin matter for head like it’s something that’s making sense.

These guys are ready to waste you if you mock Odin in their presence but wouldn’t care less if you mock the real God that exists. Truly this life is not balanced.

Say no to cultism they will steal your brain box, IQ, reasoning faculty. It will reduce you to nothing and when you speak to reasonable people you will sound so foolish, meanwhile you ll presume you’re talking sense not knowing you’re talking nonsense.

ODIN IS VERY STUPID IF HE THINKS OTHERWISE LET HIM COME DOWN FROM VALHALLA AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT NO HE CANT, YOU KNOW WHY? He does not exits.

Say no to cultism fellows.

Ambiitiouscent:
This your story got me laughing. Typical imsu format especially that bishop’s cot. Vikings call it Looting them young. They will send their most beautiful female counterparts to lure you. You being a man can’t resist now, you even do two rounds sef, come discharge before them show. What a lucky man

We thank God for life tho. You see that imsu run run run. Infact owerri as a whole is not a place to train a child.

daddytime:
Jew indeed.

Oga change your shirt.

The story above even give you out, how jew man take reason settlement matter?

themaestro08:
Great thread! Op how safe is Thailand? And i read somewhere that their red light district is in a league of its own, to the point some tourist come specifically for that purpose, please shed more light.

wunmi590:
Lol, competition with Ronaldo ke, not his calibre jor

Billy99:
he too dey call me dat tin and I dey see say e fit belong

PUNAengineOIL:
Yes, you can calculate everything from the start and conclude the total amount with the bricklayer. For your own economics use the daily pay format to calculate.

Dont just ask for the total cost of labour, ask the bricklayer to tell you the total number of labourers before he start doing the Job.

I'm sure u know the daily pay for bricklayers and helpers in your area.

At first he may tell you that it will take like 20 bricklayers and 10 helpers. (Note: when plastering, it is normally 1 helper for 2 bricklayers. Unlike the normal brick setting that requires 1 helper for 1 bricklayer)
Then ask the bricklayer to provide explanation, it is from his explanation that you will start the negotiation. After some minor arguments una go arrive at an agreement.

Some tips for u,
If your bathroom + kitchen is of the average for 2 bedroom flats = 2 bricklayers should do.
Your lobby (passage) = 1 bricklayer.
Front + back entrance = 2 or 3 bricklayers (depends on the building design)
2 bedrooms = 4 bricklayers
Sitting + dinning = 3 to 5 bricklayers (depend on the size)

Note: Na estimate o. And also, all the estimate I'm giving to you are for the inner part of the house. Outer part not included.

When you have agreed on the total number of labourers that will do the job, then you can multiply according to the daily pay of each labourer.

vanida6:
U never ready wey me go tell u hw my period goes sha u go get mumu wey go answer but not me.

PUNAengineOIL:
The figures I gave you are estimated from my experience, there may be slight difference. I dont know the size of your bedrooms, lobbies, dinning and sitting room. An average bedroom will take 2 bricklayers and 1 helper. Your sitting room and dinning may take like 4 or 5 bricklayers.

When I said 12 bricklayers, I do not mean 12 different people. It is just a measurement of labour. 1 bricklayer can handle the job, but it will take him like 6 days.

Talking of executing the job in a single day, I will advice that you should not be in a rush when working on your house because in most cases the labourers go jus do rubbish work for u. Look for an experienced bricklayer that can do a neat job, then give him sometime to do it.