₦airaland Forum

oldfoolnigger:
fortunately/unfortunately I happened to be the one in my class( still a jambite,smh).

second person ( still battling with olevel when I checked last)

third person( fuel attendant).
maybe three of us were cursed.
lmaooooo

fourth to eight person(unn law undergraduates).

nine person (in Canada)

ten person ( unizik MBBS).

eleventh and twelfth ( MBBS and chemical engineering respectively)chem.engin guy with strong first class currently

how did u know all there current status

chukwukapromise:
yes i can, pls help me repost ur jamb and utme grades

OK bro I score 204 in jamb,and in my subject English c4,mathematic C4, chemistry C6, physic C5, further math C5

chukwukapromise:
How i wish u can get me,...Ur score is too low to get u Great courses!...So u must buy courses that ur score can afford!

pls can you help me calculate my agregrate point

chukwukapromise:
with C's in ur olevel, ur chances are super dim!...You can get geoinformics with dat in a state uni....So try changing from unilag to a state uni.....ur aggregate cannot fetch u dat in unilag!...Unical or uniuyo will be better

is there any engineering courses I can go for? in unilag,because state university is a no go area were will I see the money for sponsorship

chukwukapromise:
with C's in ur olevel, ur chances are super dim!...You can get geoinformics with dat in a state uni....So try changing from unilag to a state uni.....ur aggregate cannot fetch u dat in unilag!...Unical or uniuyo will be better

is there any engineering courses I can go for in unilag,because state university is a no go area were will I see the money for sponsorship

chukwukapromise:
yes it is sis!

oop I got 204 in jamb and C in my five subject,wat is my chance of gaining admission into unilag with the course so call SURVEY and GEOINFORMATIC engineering, ur reply will goes a long way bro

oop I got 204 in jamb and C in my five subject,wat is my chance of gaining admission into unilag with the course so call SURVEY and GEOINFORMATIC engineering, ur reply will goes a long way bro

Can this happen In Nigeria?
Ethiopia shut down the internet on Tuesday (May 30) ahead of a scheduled national examination that was due to take place in the country on Wednesday.
Social media users noted that the internet service was interrupted from around 7 pm on Tuesday—reportedly to prevent exam leaks. About 1.2 million students are taking the grade 10 national exams, with another 288,000
preparing for the grade 12 university entrance exams that will take place next week.
Since Tuesday evening — GMT +3 — the Internet is totally showdown in Ethiopia.
— Zelalem Kibret (@zelalemkibret) May 30, 2017
Ethiopia reportedly cutoff internet -for z 3rd time in 12 months -fearing activists will leak a scheduled national exam as they did last yr. https:///1vPi3zrXAg
— Mohammed Ademo (@OPride) May 30, 2017
Sources in the Ethiopian capital Addis Ababa told Quartz the internet was reinstituted on Wednesday morning after more than a 12-hour shutdown. Others, however, said that the connection was still being interrupted, and was going on and off. “No connection at all. Everything was blocked,” Biniam Alemayehu said. Alemayehu told Quartz that his 4G phone connection didn’t start working until 9.30 am.
A review of Google’s Transparency Report also
indicates a drop in traffic from around 3 pm yesterday.
Drop in internet services in Ethiopia on May 30, 2017. (Google Transparency Report) 
This is not the first time the Horn of Africa nation shut down social media outlets to prevent exam leakages. In July 2016, the government blocked social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Viber after university entrance exam questions were posted online. Getachew Reda, the government spokesperson at the time, said the blockade was a “temporary measure” given that social networks served as “a distraction” to students.
Ethiopia, which has one of the lowest internet and mobile connectivity rates in the world, was among the first countries to censor the internet to curtail political protests.
Since Nov. 2015, more than 500 anti-government protestors have been killed and thousands of others arrested while demanding land reform and an end to human rights violations. The government responded by declaring a state of emergency , shutting down the mobile internet, and banned the use of social media networks to document the ongoing unrest in the country. A Brookings Institution report showed that the shutdown
cost the country’s booming economy millions of dollars in revenue.
Julie Owono, the executive director of the advocacy group Internet Sans Frontières said the latest shutdown was “unnecessary” and violated the digital rights of Ethiopians.
Just this month, an Ethiopian court sentenced opposition politician Yonatan Tesfaye to six and half years in prison
for Facebook posts he wrote criticizing the government.
Algeria’s government also took similar steps to Ethiopia’s in June 2016, when it blocked social media networks in order to fight cheating in secondary school exams.

BiafraBushBoy:
I will start ASAP... Thanks for encouraging.

OK,bro don't keep ur boys in suspense mood ooo,make it snap bro

BiafraBushBoy:
I will start ASAP... Thanks for encouraging.

OK,bro don't keep ur boys in suspense mood ooo,make it snap bro,while I grap my yoyo bitter,with kola nut,

nawa oooo,I tink say update done dey wet I come waist my jet fuel come dis treat,nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija nawafornaija
he many time I call?come gv us update b4 I unleash the dragon nw

adetoroamos:
thanks the most reasonable man that have sense not other mofos... I wish to go for a confirm JEDI

bro wat I told u first for lab test,taking Jedi is like taking parasitamol for stomach pain,word of advise bro

BiafraBushBoy:
The mission Sambisa?

Make I know. Because I assume say people no dey follow the story

we dey follow bro,u too much,am abt to order for a crate of trophy for u wen I did not c any update,my hand were drop,bro keep the good work going bro,
I av been following ur story for long memo of a sex addict I make sure I follow to the end like dis second story to,like I said keep d good work going,u are a good writer bro

BiafraBushBoy:
The mission Sambisa?
Make I know. Because I assume say people no dey follow the story

yes oooo,I dey follow am die,u turn on my suspense mood since

BiafraBushBoy:
lol

biafrabushboy na here u dey,dey comment wen u leave me for suspense in ur story,biko go give us update,b4 I tell ur gf to divorce you

adetoroamos:
Pls help me, my right testies is paining me since last week Saturday but today I halla my baby to perform sex and my dick doesn't stand Pls help me out what may be the cause and how can I cure this

my bro u are having S.T.D infection,go for lab test and antibiotic will b prescribe for u,never joke with it oooooo,tanks my later

prinsam30:
I met this young vibrant, pretty, fair in complexion and charming lady sometimes in January this year, second week precisely, she's a nurse in one of these private hospitals around my work place, very loving and caring lady.

Please guys I want you to take your time and read to the end, please pardon my use of English, thank you.

My story goes like this, I was away from office for like 7months of last year 2016 on a special assignment, I returned to the office after my assignment early January 2017 and I was accelerated to the next level, this acceleration gave me the opportunity to use the facilities of a private hospital located in the area as ours, and be attended to speedily as a core member of the organization.

This hospital is where my organization goes for medical check ups and other health related issues and it was this same hospital I met this beautiful lady, her name is Rebecca and she's 26.

I started liking this lady ever since I set my eyes on her, this very lady is every man's wish to have as a life partner "I for upload her picture but I dey fear make she no com be one of these nairalanders MOD",

I asked around within the office about her but the response I got was not encouraging at all, I took my time, made friends with some of the staff of the hospital just to inquire about this very lady, all they told me was "bros this girl pass ur power oooo" one of my superiors in the office with all his money and ego, tried this very lady out but failed woefully, "as in eh, the girl no send anybody at all" life just tire me but one thing so special about me is that, if I want something I go all out to get it.

So, on a very good day, I summoned up courage, walked up to this lady at the counter, greeted her with a smile on my face and she innocently responded with that kind of acceptance smiling, I asked her if she has seen my face around and she warmly said, "are you not Sam? " wow! Within me there was a burning fire erupting like the Volcanoes, to cut the long story short, she accepted my proposal and we started dating "Pls don't ask me how I did it" but if you really wanna know just inbox me. Lol

At the beginning of the relationship, she told me, two guys are in her life already, one of the guys is a student presently and they grew up together in the same locality while the other one works at the local government secretariat which she met about three years ago and she asked if I can cope with been the third guy, and I gladly accepted. "na who no like better thing"

Around March I went for a one month course, during that period she has missed me so much, I came back first week of April, she invited me to her house, that was the first time of visiting her house and she has never been to my place, I spent the weekend in her place but we never got down, of cause, I tried to, you know but she declined, saying not yet time but later promised that if she visits me, we shall get down.

This has never happened to me before because my first date always ends up getting down.

On that fateful day, she came to my house but to my greatest surprise after a very long fuckplay and touchtouch, she still don't let me do, I said baby what's the problem, this is the second time refusing me of this thing, she replied and said, why am I in so much rush to have it? I was like WTF.

I tried forcing myself through and she said if I succeeded in penetrating her, she will quit the relationship "na for there I give up" and ever since that time we've been visiting each other without touching, kissing and smooching.

Just last two weeks, she started touching me, lying on my body and all that "but I bone her like say I no sabi wetin dey shele "
Last week thursday she visited me and told me she will be on three day off duty and she will like to use that opportunity in visiting her parents which I obliged to, during her visit that Thursday, we had a little quarrel which resulted in me reminding her of how she was giving it to her so called boyfriends and depriving me of that same thing, she was surprised.

I can see the guilt in her face, because I noticed whenever we are together, she doesn't want me to receive a female phone call even if na my mother dey call me and she doesn't want to have that feeling that I'm cheating on her.

We don fight like 5 times because of these issues, as in eh she doesn't want me to fvck around and you know, body no be firewood, at the end sha, we kissed, romanced and still never get down.

After spending the off days with her parents, she resumed work on Monday, we never talked because her phone number was not reachable.

Today been Wednesday, her number finally goes through and she promised she will pay me a visit after she closed from work.

15mins to 5 o'clock I heard someone knocking on my door, I opened the door, alas! She was the one, she cooked, we ate and did some rough play, all this while I never asked for sex and she never either.

she was about to take her leave then she saw a lady's wallet on my computer desk and this wallet belongs to one of my colleagues who visited me with his babe last night and I forgot to take the wallet back to him for his babe at work today, so she was furious and started nagging, to my greatest surprise, what this lady will tell me at the end of her nagging was.

"so you are cheating on me, good, God don catch you today and you have the right to be fucking all these girls and be forgetting their wallet abi? No wonder each time I come visiting, you will only be kissing me, you don't let me to feel you, na kissing I go chop? "

Hearing those words from her I was speechless, this lady actually wants me to fvck her, see me see wahala oooo, I no even sabi wetin I go talk sef or do, because she left angrily without letting me seeing her off, even the match wey I dey watch don comot for my mind.

Please nairalanders what should I do, knowing fully well that, she has deprived me of this same sex since inception, am confused right now. I really need to get down with this lady but don't know how to go about it.

Guys Pls I need your contribution, advise, suggestion whatever abeg, no abuse oooo

leaves her for nw,wen she cool down tell ar is truth DAT a female friend gv u a visit ,DAT u play together BT u never av sex,even though u see it in is eye DAT she wont it BT u are not DAT cheap. listen to wat she we say when next she come to ur houes make sure u bleeb her,BT never rush tins,I mean don't feel like desperate

lol,I can't stop blushing, I do feel that way too,no matter u are beautiful is u av any feature like man I can date u,DAT remind of of a girl I do normally saw in our street very beautiful, I try very possible way to contact her,by the time we met face to face to talk,her voice way like a man very tick,my brother that na the last time we ever discuss oooo,is a big turn off for me

OK oooo

Lashort:
Yes it does "if I play hard to get" that means I'm in control.

I'll flirt with yah and get your hopes high & your emotions running everywhere and then go cold in a split second

you are a bad girl,hw will u do such

following,jamb av been broke i cnt get my copy

Fabulocity:
At least it's better than having some perverted dude stalk you

I smell lesbian,gv ur life to God

Rutirexa:
please no insults. Advise only.
I started dating this awesome guy. he was everything I wanted in a guy. we have been dating for two years and some months. Am 20, his 25. but the problem is I can't stop falling in love with other guys who are wooing me. I love my bf so much. and he loves me too. but my cheating aspect is what am trying to stop and he doesn't know. And after all these with other guys. I don't feel remorse like am doing anything wrong. but I know he would feel bad if he knows.
So what can I do to stop.

first post on nairaland,any way it natural at 20

were soe girls are shouting no husband there u are trans,who u won leave all dis girls for marring mr man biko come back to man ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

rosietha:
my fellow concern romancelanders I need your sincere advice both the good and the bad.

I just find it hard to find a good guy not that those I have come across are bad but most of them just want my body and that's all. I am a kind of girl that loves romantic relationships and most of them take me for granted.Also due to my introverted kind of lifestyle I hardly met guys,i don't even have friends and most times this makes me depressed and lonely. Any advice on how people like me can find good guys because I may not be the only one going through this...mind you I am a pretty girl waiting for my NYSC and in my 20's.

Introvert life,ouch it socking,the bad girl attract gud guys while the good girls attract bad guy,law of magnet like pole repel,while unlike pole attract,am nt saying u should b bad ooo,make that man,i mean dat man,wat am i even saying that handsome guy ur boyfriend,am not talking abt uncle kola ooo,am talking abt jesus make him ur boyfriend for nw the right guy will surely come for u,i will av said i should help u out nw,bt am already taken.wait for ur own guy,u are still young dear no cause for alarm.shalom

LET ME BOOK A SEAT HERE

HARDDON:
On a side Note:

DRILL NUGGET 14B:

SUBTLE WAYS WOMEN, BY DEFAULT, MANIPULATES N STEAL THE BALLS OF MEN ( God given leadership Quality in Us)


1. by sending Men seemingly harmless, effortless messages. once u fall in line, they gradually increase d grossness, until u fiind urself washing her pants, doing her bidding n generally turning to HER WIFY.

2. by making subtle buy me demands. from cheap chocolate to spending ur hard earned money on expensive shoping spree

3. by forming anger: women manipulate men by been sulky. withdrawn or wen u turn them down. Dont wave here. There r tins do n those u dont!

4. by shouting: my rule of thumb, i dont roll with a loud woman. she must be a collected woman out there n a vixen under the sheets!(wink wink) lol.
Never roll with a loud one. This is why, of all my missions, there r places i've never dated any1 frm those places, dont touch em. Once they say they from......thatz it after that meeting. They wud call , msg n ish, buh ive moved on.


6. by reminding you how other guys are lined up to have her. dont fall for it! Is it you gurls r not linin up for?
We dont attach much importance to any1. Be ready to walk first.



Solution?
4. by been shouting: my rule of thumb, i dont roll with a loud woman. she must be a collected woman out there n a vixen under the sheets!(wink wink) lol.
6. by eminding you how other guys are lined up to have her. dont fall for it!
solutions? now u know how they deal, it is your duty therefore to think up solutions in advance to clip those fangs if ever they try to rear up. dont ever like them, no matter how litle. nip it in d bud. its amazing how d tiny mustered seed, grow to becm gaint oak
now u know how they deal, it is your duty therefore to think up solutions in advance to clip those fangs if ever they try to rear up. dont ever let them, no matter how little, nip it in d bud. its amazing how d tiny mustered seed, grow to become gaint oak.

What you permit, no matter how seemingly small, takes hold of u!

number 4,please wen dey say they are frm were,i mean is it STATE,TOWN or LOCALITY ,what i simply mean girls frm were

OVA200:
OK, sir I don year you

dis na how u fail english examine i na inside ur waec u write YEAR instead of HEARD shey u don no say na f9 b dat

OVA200:
8. Take water before and when you are reading.
We all know all this tip but to adhere to it is the main problem. BTW Am still writing exam presently best of luck to myself.

u are writting examine u are here commenting on a post biko go nd carry ur books b4 i open my eyes