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taofeek11:
Good morning Sir, ur case is one of the great problem we have in dis country, I don't believe in fortune teller, magician, pastors or imans looking into d future.

And again, I will not give u an advise base on bf or gf issue because I don't support, but u re intending to marry her, this is my advise, try to be close to God and pray with sincere heart then God will direct u to d right part, don't let anyone tell u what God didn't say.

my Broda,it good to pray b4 going to any relationship, nd I won't you to start believing in both pastor nd imam OK let me give u an example,my elder brother when he is about to marry my mum call him that this your wife is not ur destiny wife he refuse nd go ahead nd marry her my Broda it true when they say what the elders can see when sitting down a Kidd's can not see it even if he clamp palm tree,he refuse wat they told him he wnt a heard and marry her,after 1 year everyday it fight if dey did not fight in the mornen they will fight at night,it last week nw that they call my mum that his wife av pack out of house leaving is two son,she sold the shop my brother bought for her,even my brother bought her car she sold evrytin nd run with out both of them having clash before she took her action,nw tell me is that a wife,me too I dnt wnt my own to b like dat that is why I use to keep the warning at my left hand so DAT I wnt use it to eat bro,woman are desperate be careful of them

pls dont mind my grammatical construction,feel free to say anytin u like.
This as been my heart Borden,never disobey ur parent,yea I love my mum nd she loves me too because she give me life to leave,which I knw I will continue to lover her,never disobey ur parent the bible said it is the only law that is attached with,PROMISE.I could remember vividly than that am strong me nd my mum went to is pastor because we attend different church on my kneeling down for the pastor to pray for me the first things that came out of is mouth is that I should not marry a fair girl even I should not even take them as my gf,though than am small,am JST like wat is this man saying.he jst pray for me nd I come back home days went into month,month into years and me to am growing older also.bt I JST began to notice sumtin
After some many year that the pastor av said is own which am very sure my mum will have forgoten the vision,it was just one Monday mornen,who u epp,who u serve,it my phone ringing for me to check the caller.it my mom,as I pick it,it was a surprise to me because my mum never call me as early as that time,as I pick d call.Num= oko Mi good morning hope it not to early I had a dream,BT I will not tell u bt the point there pls nd pls dnt marry a fair girl oooo,my memory immediately wnt back to what the pastor told me than,I Jst said ok,this is were the problem lye nw there is this girl now very fair that we became friend when she come to my shop nd I help her to repair her phone,I like her though, bt she loves me die oooo,even though dis last Sunday she said she is missing me alot and also is phone is faulty cos am an engineer that she is coming to my house which I gave her the address which she came we are both inside my room,I jst make sure I keep my distance to avoid contact the funniest part of it is that there is noting wrong with is phone she JST use it as excuse to come my house guests to d fact dat I dnt go shop on sunday, after so many gisting nd laughing all of a suddenly we jst stop looking at each other eye though I dnt make any move to me is like Satan plan work.she av b calling me now coming to my working place,nd so many green light which she is showing, pls what is ur advise for me base on what i was been told,not that I don't like her but due to what I av heard,and also what is ur view in dating fair girl,when 70% of pastor will say guy should not date a fair girl y are they still bleaching?

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I no know Wetin una dey shade dia abi censore, no be for public she dey so. Una for draw that black marker before she commot house.

u don talk evry tin joor,I dnt knw waiting dem dey mark there oooo,

I dnt knw wen guy is cute or not,I JST knw guy is guy,I handed dat to our woman in the house,BT next time wen u catch sumbody stear at u work up to dat person wit cam voice,ask him or her y are they looking at u like dat?u dnt knw sum ppl might b looking at u like see dis foolish boy,waiting they do am self,I drop my pen,my mama snt me salt I JST branch to comment.maaa am cuming Oóo,I don't buy am,time up

[quote author=lefulefu post=53739702]notorious virgin tinzs[/quote

uuuh I wonder ooo jst spoken d truth,there are so many tin to learn in dis world,sumtime I will look at my past relationships, those we av kiss,romance do all dose stuff,after brake up dey suddenly become stranger,sum1 u will tap at her hips wen sumtin tin is still roses,will because sum1 u av to cross to another side of d road wen u c him at far,maybe dat is d way God package d world,notin goes for ever, I Neva felt heart broken.wen my gf told me she is no more interested I Neva felt anything cos d day I walk up to her to toast her day same day am already tinking were are going to breakup 1 day,so wen d day come I will b lik wat I av been expecting very long,life is simple we just complicate it for ourself,.

NA all girl there name attach to virgin dey talk dirty I don't knw y

ride on bro am following

NA Wâ b4 I do normally tink say I dey tell lie,until I met u dat I knw say I b saint

kinglekiss:
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

gee u are really doing a gr8t work here,to does who said u doing copy&paste,they support to fly out wit burari to go nd see a ENT doctor for treatment of the ear am sorry Oóo if it look like insult oooooo. cos u av said earlier dat some of d joke is relevant joke nd some are common, I don't knw there head ache there,anyway after 2day work com for 1 chil crate of trophy to chill down bro

autojosh:
Many Lagosians are surprised to hear Danfo buses will be phased out. This has made headline in the last few days with photos of the new replacement buses trending online.

Many are scared that the eradication will have an adverse effect on their day to day commute..

We will like to here your opinion. Tell us the effect this will have on you as well as the society.

Let’s start with these 5 points while you add yours..

High Rate of Unemployment
One Danfo bus puts food on several tables.. The driver, conductor, the mech, Agbero, NURTW Executives/Chairman etc.. even the Men In Black sef. Closing that door will render many of these guys jobless.

High Rate Of Crime
I am sure you know the next best job for these guys… (Hooliganism). However, a gradual change that also provides alternative jobs for the affected may mitigate crime rate.

Increase in Transportation Fare
Same way Uber is usually more expensive than that 1985 VW Passat “Kabu Kabu“. These new buses will be more expensive except they are heavily subsidised as promised by the Lagos State Government.

Reduced Accident
Danfo has been maiming and killing Lagosians since…

So much recklessness and oversabi. I even entered one with a bad throttle cable recently.. You won’t believe that the conductor went to sit in the boot controlling the throttle with his hand. The driver was even shouting at the conductor “tena si, tena si” (move faster, move faster).. See me jumping down like Vin Diesel.

Lagos Roads will Become Dull

Whether it is good or bad, these bus drivers can light up your day.

4 conductors can want to drag you into their bus at the same time, some that don’t have change will merge you with another passenger you don’t know from Adam. They will sha create one thing that will make you argue. Sometimes, they crack you up.

Add yours in the comment section..

https://autojosh.com/danfo-buses-are-phased-out/

lol so I don enter bus wit nairalander, I remember dat day wey we av two driver one dey for back dey throttle am y d driver dey control,dat dey I just dey pray say make God forgv me Oóo if I dnt commit in 1 way or d other,in case any jam,BT I tank God for save journey oooo

kendraloops:
you have called my name, that's why I'm quoting you. mine is my Android phone, it drains my data too much. 1.5g doesn't go past 5 days but my oga own go dey kampe. we visit basically the same sites. what's your suggestion

sheybi u b girl,na all those application u dey use dey consume ur mb,sum of dem are background application,weather u use ur phone Oóoo or not it will b working and b eating up ur mb,e.g Instagram,no app dat mb reach am,go nd uninstall sum application dat u are nt using,or go nd download net manager on ur phone it will b optimise all ur app,shalom, bt dnt forget to tank me Lara,if all dis did nt work just simply wipe ur phone it will return to it default setting,

Kenshinmunac:
fellow gurus in the house, una good evening o.

I bought a new laptop today with Windows 10 pro OS.

I subbed 2gb on my mtn, connected hotspot to my lap and started surfing on the laptop immidiately.

About 30 mins later I just decided to check my data balance only to discover 720 mb left (i didn't download anything o, just normal surfing) I even disabled the auto updates and tried again with a modem, re subbed again this time 1 gb, not up to 20 mins the data is exhausted!!


The laptop is crazy, it drinks data like it's nothing, I no offend any body to deserve this o , please what can I do guys I have already disabled software updates but still the same issue!!! ! ..

format ur system put window 7 chikina tank me Lara

note don't ever apologize to her ooooo,she should b d one apologising if u are one of d man dat av position in did Nigeria who will b d 1 apologising to each other BT wen u are not there are sumtin to b done nd she will start seeing u as 1

midehill:
if u were in my shoe wat will u do

if u were in my shoe wat will u do[/quote]if i were in ur shoe I will not just let d car out of bag just like dat even wen she will know it will b notin to her cos I will av enter her finish by den,ok dis is wat u need nw first attraction-sendless-beding-after DAT love can set in my guy

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midehill:
if u were in my shoe wat will u do

if i were in ur shoe I will not just let d cat out of bag just like dat even wen she will know it will b notin to her cos I will av enter her finish by den,ok dis is wat u need nw first attraction-sendless-beding-after DAT love can set in my guy

don't gv up gee there is still remedy to ur case

in d first instance u av Bleep up,girl can sense lie 50 mile away,u support to put her in suspense like wen u call her,u will be like boss wit deep voice,hello Sade(not her real name ooo)because you take me out to catch fun nw is that enough reason for we to start dating I tink u are taking dis tins to fast wen u are not paying my pride price tomorrow,gv me time to tink abt it,get to go now you will hang up wait for d reaction

DAT is d way of God don't depart from it,

gee,wait oo did dey use you to borrow money from her if not y will a girl b d 1 slaping u and u are not d 1 slaping her(though am against beating of woman)DAT mean she is the 1 in control of d relationship and not you,she is not ryte for u.look for another gf sumwere,were u will b worship not were u will b worshipping somebody

been a while I av been following dis treat,guy upload for ur boys nw ,I don finish one sack of pop corn nw still no update,don't let dis beautiful work to sink more ink to ur pen guy

anybody so call suger daddy must have a family,BT in ur own case he is not a suger daddy,BT dnt b decieve wit money choose ryte my sister nd pray abt it,shalom.

wit dis issue on ground dat am seeing,u love her,bt u dnt love are behaviour, nw here is my advice.u are only tinking of her because u don't av sum1 u are dating nw,go back to her dnt worry she will accept u back,BT why been wit her, b looking for another chick,so it will b easy for u to brake up wit her.try it out nd cum nd tink me later

I said d best way,I did not say there is no poor alternative, dat mean sacrifice must b made d sacrifice is to loose it urself or locate an engineer

help me get a front seat in dat church,pls

lol though he still my Yoruba best actor no u,notin like Hollywood for my life

Whizpeter:
Please speak English...

I av modify it nw

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Simple na
Walk up to any girl and shout "woo" three times [/color]

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lol,shey na so dem dey woo u wey u dey agree if na so,I won woo you nw nd am expecting yes,woo,woo,woo,is it enough,inbox me my yess