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You have failed completely on your new job of defending a receiver of stolen goods. In our statute books, a receiver of stolen goods is an accessory, she aids and abets crime.

Let me ask you, what stopped her from returning the fund earlier when EFCC informed her just like they did to the House Committee chairman on Health about the source of the fund.

The House Committee chairman returned theirs unspent, but Iyabo hell bent on "nothin' dey happen" went ahead with the money to Ghana gallivanting.

She is arrogant, defiant, heartless and above all richly ugly.

I pronounce her GUILTY as charged!!!!

Nwankwo and Ogbonna Kanu

Ifeanyi and Emeka Onyedika

Emmanuel and Patrick Okala

After Wilson glided the powerless craft to a landing on the grassy strip, the pair noticed they were beside a 20-foot-tall sign that read, "Jesus is Lord — The Bible."

"When we saw that, we started laughing," Stubbs said.

It seems to me that even the guys took the encounter for granted and never knew how Jesus snatch them away from the jaws of death

kashif

There can't be any better ntapi than the one you already used. Thumbs up!!

Ire oma ka ejula ji aga n'ogwu
It is with a smooth tongue that the snail can walk on thorns

Nothin' mega 

Yes, He certainly is.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - It seemed like an almost literal answer to their prayers. When two New Zealand pilots ran out of fuel in a microlight airplane they offered prayers and were able to make an emergency landing in a field — coming to rest right next to a sign reading, "Jesus is Lord."

Grant Stubbs and Owen Wilson, both from the town of Blenheim on the country's South Island, were flying up the sloping valley of Pelorus Sound when the engine spluttered, coughed and died.

"My friend and I are both Christians so our immediate reaction in a life-threatening situation was to ask for God's help," Stubbs told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

He said he prayed during the ill-fated flight Sunday that the tiny craft would get over the top of a ridge and that they would find a landing site that was not too steep — or in the nearby sea.

Wilson said that the pair would have been in deep trouble if the fuel had run out five minutes earlier.

"If it had to run out, that was the place to be," he said. "There was an instantaneous answer to prayer as we crossed the ridge and there was an airfield — I didn't know it existed till then."

After Wilson glided the powerless craft to a landing on the grassy strip, the pair noticed they were beside a 20-foot-tall sign that read, "Jesus is Lord — The Bible."

"When we saw that, we started laughing," Stubbs said.

Nearby residents provided them with gas to fly the home-built plane back to base.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080521/ap_on_fe_st/odd_flight_prayer

Hmmmm, ebea dizi ka ebe agbara oso agha

Talking about agha, ndi igbo si na:

Nwa mgbo tupuru nna ya isi, na eji ite ona akwa okpu
The child whose father was hit by a bullet in the head, sews his cap with a smealted metal pot

Above refers.

Now you have got me more confused bro

Cricket = Abuzu (in my dialet, it is also eaten)

Termite = Akika (in my dialet, i.e the one that builds redish anthill)

?? = nte (a brownish tiny bush rat that lives in holes)

I need more input please

Udo dili umu Igbo

Ihe ka nte biakpodoro nte n'onu ya --- What is greater than the termite has descended into the termites' hole

Biko, I think it is wrong for nte to be translated as termite, nte from my part of Igbo land is kind of a small bush rat.

Ify, Kashif or mortiple, someone needs to confirm this, bikokwa

Mortiple, ilu nke a di very deep. It got me thinking

Ify girl, biko iwe gi adina oku. N'ihi na mgbe adigh anyi anya gi amara why

Ihe nwoke na nwunye ya zoga, ga aputa ihe na onwa iteolu
The secret between a man and his wife is always revealed at the ninth month.

ifyalways:
lyou don't go climbing to pick/pluck peppers,you go round it
Onye e jidere na ukwu ose bu onye oshi ose.
i can't translate this. . .he whos caught red handed at the pepper farm is the real thief

Whoever that is caught by the pepper tree is a pepper thief

Mmu nwe juo si, dibia na agwo otolo, odebere ike ya ebe ole

The herberlist that is reputed to be curing diarrhoea, where did he keep his anus?

Ngwanu, since echelon na mortiple siri ka anyi tuba ilu umu nwanyi, ka m tunye kwa nke m:

Asi na ejighi amu enyi ashawo egwu
You can't scare a prostitute with a huge dickson


_{sorry Ify, this one seem not to contain neither "rikom" nor "kpom"}

Umu ibe, o di m ka anyi e treat bugo this "iro anya" issue na page 28 of this thread.


Ihe di mma na anya gbara ndu
There is a covenant between the eyes and what is pleseant

Ify udo adikwa?

Uzo na amaghi akpu ogene, lee egbe anya na odudu
The blacksmith that can't cast a gong, should take inspiration from the tail of a hawk

Ka isina maya n'ala mmiri ga rie unere, emechaa ugbo ya ga ese n'elu
No matter how deep you dive into water to eat banana, the skin will surface.

Dalu mortiple

but marakwa na

I kwado iko ede abughikwa otu ihe na iko ede
Preparing coco-yams for planting does not mean that they are already planted

Onye na-aro onye ka ya anya na-eme ya nkiri.

Whoever that is winking at someone greater than him is only admiring the person

ifyalways:
O gini na eme ebea.anyi mara na Nairaland a dighikwa otu odi na mbu but yet,ihe mere some of us ka jikwa abia ebea bu maka threads like these.the bond and love we have come to share,bikonuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,unu lota now,at least maka threadia anyi.

Honestly I didn't know someone else is feeling the unity, love and bond that we have come to share because of this thread. I always in my heart feel that I know each and every one of you guys one-by-one. I also can see faces forming in my head. The faces of good friends like nike4luv, cute-ass, me-zainab, moondust, toshmann, echelon, mortiple, kashif, dafur, babyosisi just to mention but a few, and not forgetting Ifyalways.

Let's keep the fire burning, you guys are so wonderful that I feel like break-dancing

Mgbo agaghi eri isi gi nwa ada

Maka ebule ji isi aga ogu
The bull goes to fight headlong

Udo dili unu!!

Sorry for missing in action for some time now, but I'm back.

Ify, Echeboy, mortiple, kashif etc you guys always gladden my heart.

Onye too nti n'ala onuru uria danda
if you pay serious attention and listen hard enough you will hear the cry of the ants

Because you evolved from the birds



Why does 'Woman' has 'Man' in it; 'Mrs.' has 'Mr .' in it; 'Female' has 'Male' in it; 'She' has 'He' in it; 'Madam' has 'Adam' in it?

que