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Lionessza6:
Such cry babies with the loudest mouths and chest- beating capabilities . They seem to not like accounting for shyt.....it's always that other person doing them wrong and them having no responsibility in the treatment they are receiving . Next it will be Nigerian children crying to be fed...they will e accused of inconveniencing them from living their best lives . Hateful children they'll be branded

E blike say one naija man don do u something lol dw you won’t heal okay? Na that pain go later kaput you las las hun

Blupen969:
You guys might know me well for always begging on this platform, always broke, always looking for a job, but the universe didn't forget about me as I thought it did, I am a 25years old chronic introvert it's worst when am jobless cus I can be indoors for 1week straight, I stopped believing a job would set me financially free long time ago but wetin man go do " you never give up right"? So I was always searching for a job but many still called me lazy because am an introvert many hated me because of my nature like it's my nature I can't change it..... but I never gave up on bet and the truth was that I moved up to playing only jackpot games because I believe nothing is impossible for the universe now am a millionaire I won 53million naira with 100# playing the jackpot games, I am truly grateful to the universe, I am cus I have been through a lot and I deserve what I got.......
Am just posting this to motivate others like me especially the introvert guys that think dey can never make it being an introvert well the good news is that you can, you can get a laptop learn an online skill and be making money at home yes you can, you see the word "believe" is a very strong word and it works just like walking and running my question is do you believe you can become a millionaire?? That you can be financially set for life, that you can be rich ?? Do you believe you are a potential millionaire ??
All you gotta do is believe and let the universe use you as an instrument to make your beliefs come true.....thank you

Ok

turmacs:
I kind of find this awkward
My boyfriend prefers to have sex in the shower. If i can count the number of times we fûcked last month, out of ten, seven were in the shower while the rest were on the bed.
Is there something about shower sex that makes it sweeter than bed sex

Na because your kpekus dry like
Sahara u wan peel e prick? He gats dey eff you for shower as you nor dey wet!

You should be lucky he has never complained instead has adjusted so he won’t come off as rude.

He will keep fucking your sister behind your back.

Lostchild:
FAITH TIMING
When God speak to you about your future, He will give to you a timing. The timing may be a certain year, or in higher times, He will give or time you with a certain month.

When God spoked to me, He told me about my transition from grass to glory. He then gave me a certain month which became my light house. God never told me the year. I knew the month of my rising from grass to glory, but not the year.

Every year when that month is approaching, I will be expecting promotion. When the month come, I always do receive a promotion and package 🎁 from God.

Around November last year, I was very down. I decide to endure into this year. This year 2023, when I was getting very closer to the month, I had the school dream again. In this dream, I was inside a class room preparing for my final exams. I was in a hurry and started updating all my notes for submission. As I was doing that, I woke up from bed with a smile on my face 😎. I knew my wilderness is almost over.

When I got into the very transitional month of the Lord timing over me, I had the school dream again. I saw myself in the same class room with others. I had wrote 📝 my exams and pass. I look at my hands and I saw my exams results. It was marked with red pen ✒ - biro. I woke up from bed with another smile on my face.

I saw my exam result for the first time in 17 years of having the school dream. I knew I had pass all the test from my earthly trials.

The Next Month
I had the school dream again. I was inside the same classroom with my school mates discussing as flyers. We came out of the classroom with joys in our hearts as fresh graduate. For the first time in 17 years of having school dream, I saw myself walking outside from the classroom with others. I woke up in my bed with a mighty smile on my face. I knew my wilderness journey is over.

Five Months Later.
I had the dream again. I saw myself walked into that very same classroom. I saw new student has filled the whole classroom. There was no seat for me inside the classroom. Each time I previously had this dream, I normally seat at the front with other students by my side.

But I saw that my former classroom and former seat has been taken by other new students. I am no longer a student but a graduate from the university of God. I woke up from this school dream with a smile of hope on my face. I knew it was time for God to transition me from Grass to Glory.

THE QUESTIONS
Have you ever wondered why you sleep and in your dreams, you always see yourself with unknown people inside a classroom, taking test and writing exams?

Why will someone who has left school 22 years ago, always dream and still see himself in a classroom with others?

What on earth will make a man who has graduated from the university, done with NYSC but yet still find himself in a class - room in dream?

Not everyone is experiencing this dream, and many don't fully know the true definitions and meaning of this symbolic dream. As for those of you who open this thread just to know more about this dream, the answer to these question above is hidden inside the five scripture below.

•Romans 8:28-30
•James 4:6
•James 1:2-4
•Galatians 5:22-23
•Hebrew 12:5-10

READ 🔛

Mehn! I’m just seeing this thread now and before I opened it was 22 posts. I then clicked and saw you made this post at exactly 2:22 am wow!

It’s the synchronicity for me , this is really significant to me because 22 is my number of synchronicities I do see it everywhere and now it’s confirmed this info is meant for me and we are in alignment.
Thank you so much for this 🤧🙏❤️

Generalissimo75:
Interesting. Benin Republic people are known to be hostile to English speaking strangers. I think I like you and I would love to know you.

They are very terrible people

Littlechild:
@Youngreva.
I have not forgotten your request. I am almost through with it. I just want to share some other message before it.

No matter how difficult your journey is, just keep on walking.

Noted chief 📝✔️

etrange:
Ok... since we aren't being egalitarian, I choose the people I engage on Nairaland, and I really do not have anything to discuss with a sex maniac who drops his number on a public forum to be added to a hookup Whatsapp group. That's the lowest of all low lives. Enjoy your day.

Abeg getaat abeg!

Nor be everybodi go dey Bleep e fellow man nyansh! Cursed Swine.

AllenSpencer:
Nigeria needs to adopt such!

We cannot keep castigating people based on their personal sexual intention

Israel and Saudi Arabia welcomes them, and can’t see why a country like Nigeria shouldn’t

lols double Wahala for dead body , oga leave Nigerians alone we no do nor be by force! U can’t force lgbt down our throats like y’all do to other countries, if you ain’t cool with our rules go to where you’re accepted lol Fr life no hard. You gay people just wanna turn everyone to gays and have your way but it can never work here. If you ain’t cool with it you can also jump into the lagoon and drown.

etrange:
Special visa for foreign gay people? Please, don't misinform people. There's nothing gay couples are receiving here that heterosexual couples aren't already receiving. Changing the common law definition of marriage to include gay couples implies that that the same permit and visa options apply to immigration visas for homosexuals as they do heterosexuals. This includes life partner and spousal visas and permits. So don't make it look as if there's a special consideration for gay people.

Meanwhile, other countries are working towards an egalitarian society where everyone is respected regardless of race, gender, sexuality, class, etc., but Nigerians are bent on maintaining thier "I better pass you" lifestyle. That's why tribalism, sexism, religious bigotry, classism, etc. are the order of the day over there. They can't even tolerate one another. Everyone thinks they're better than others. The truth is, only someone battling with his own sexuality will be preoccupied with a fellow man's sex life.

Nigeria will never adopt gayism leave us alone and go to other countries who does these things.we do not need you. We can be the worst at everything but I promise you, we will never adopt an egalitarian society , so you’re free to jump into the lagoon and drown if you’re not cool with it.

Get romoss or new age.

Nice2023:
Sometime he too should keep quiet...I didn't seek his opinion.

ohhh But you posted on a PUBLIC forum ry what was ur intention? You really dey craze.

LocalStandard1:
Idiot, who told you the OP lied? If you believe the OP lied then you too lied. One naira is 0.78 Franc Cfa which is far more than what you said and not up to what the OP wrote. As it is we will soon see the naira fall even more below what the OP wrote in the nearest future.

It is idiots like you that brought us to where we are today where people can't buy ordinary bread cause you said we doing better when it keeps getting worse. Idiot!

The rate is now 650 and keeps dropping
To get 10,000 cfa you need 15,000 naira
This is how the rates keep dropping lolzz

BoldBrainz:
OP,
with all due respect, you're lying!

I am a Cross Riverian who has done plenty business across the borders of Cameroon, all the way into Douala and even had a brief stint in the capital city of Yaounde. I currently operate from Abuja and still conduct business with acquaintances in Cameroon. The last transfer I received was on Tuesday this week through the Orange funds exchange. The 21,000 francs I received translated to 19,700 naira. That means the naira still holds an edge over the francs.

Agreeably, about 5 weeks ago, the naira and the francs found a balance, then the francs leapfrogged naira by a small margin, but that disparity only lasted for about a week.

We all agree that the economy is in a terrible state, but please stop peddling lies to the reading public just to court sensationalism. I don't like Tinubu and his governance style, but I detest when people create facades of intended deceit.

Fuul!! We wey dey stay here we dey tell una say thigns don worst nigga u begin to cap rubbish on the internet with confidence!! U a piece of sh!t mehn!!

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I need to be added please.

Okay

morikee:
Same with my Note 10+ bought it brand new 2 days after release and it falls several times

Brand new is the best Fr 👌

Ayeesha454:
I have had alot of issues with Samsung that's why I switched to TECNO,since I started using my Phantom X2 I have been enjoying it

what Samsung did you use/buy?

Mthumbie:
Hello Nairalanders
Have seen a whole lot of Samsung Users about how their smartphone suddenly has a green line running through the display.

Most smartphones function normal with the line but it is always obvious that something is wrong with that part of the screen. There are also reports that the line appears all of a sudden without the phone dropping or after receiving an update.

Two of my friends have the same issue and several other people. Why is the brand not saying anything about the issue or try to fix it.

Well. I still can’t see any green line on my Samsung Galaxy note 10+ even after 2 years of use.

Mind you this phone has fallen several times multiple times lol

Ok

antidisestablis:
Nigeria as a nation will not succeed, there is nothing you can do about it.
The end SARS that happened in Nigeria in 2020 is just a shadow of what is coming in Nigeria. A massive revolution is coming that is going going to sweep across the length and breadth of this country and bring everything into standstill. This will lead to disintegration of Nigeria but amidst this chaos, new and powerful nations will rise from the ashes of what is left behind, those nations will be powerful and become the wonders of the world.

always speaking in parables

justking:
I noticed we had grass growing rapidly inside my new compound, so, I & my neighbour decided to get rid of them.

I asked around and found someone who would do it.

Brought him to the compound, showed him around, so he said he'd clear it for 3K, but we can also negotiate.

Inside me, I was surprised because the work too big for that amount.

So, I told him we would give him 5K instead.

Mehn, the dude was overjoyed.

He ran off to get his working tools, got back and was almost starting off.

I asked him to halt, and confirmed if he's had something to eat.

He said -- No.

That he hasn't even eaten since the evening before.

I quickly prepared tea, bread and fried eggs for him.

Chai! Tears commot for the guy eye when I give am.

He finished eating, picked up his tools, and worked enthusiastically with all his heart.

At intervals, I'll stop what I was doing inside to check on him. Sometimes, chat and laugh with him. (Dude was a real jolly fellow eh, lol)

So, he rounded up for that day, and said he'd be coming around the next day to pack the dead grass.

I gave him the 5K.

He was really excited. I told him to take my contact so he could reach me before coming the next day, he said he would have loved to, but he doesn't have a phone

Said he sold it 2 weeks back, so he could eat. All he had left was his SIM.

I felt his pain, but I remembered I had an Itel phone I wasn't using, so I gave it to him+N500 for recharge card.

Tears just roll from the guy eye instantly.

And he said, one of the most deepest "God Bless You", I've ever gotten in my life.

So, he left excitedly.

And, for me -- I slept like a baby that night.

Dude came the next day, and continued the rwmaining task with so much passion.

I could literally see it all over him.

I shared from the rice I had left with him for breakfast, and by 12 noon, he was done with the whole task.

He thanked me endlessly, and left.

All these happened this weekend (Saturday, and yesterday--Sunday)

Now, I got a call very early today from him, and he gave me a great news.

He said his former Oga that relocated from Ibadan to Abuja, reached him on phone, the same yesterday, immediately he inserted his SIM into the phone I gave him.

And that his Oga told him he's been trying hard to reach him for weeks to no avail.

The Oga finally sent him N100k this morning.

Chai! Me sef come happy pass the guy sef.😁

He ended the call with these words --

"Senior man, if to say I no meet you, naso this one for take pass me oh".

Tears just drop my eye, aswear.

Why my long boring story?

Always do little things you can do, to change people's lives. It might be little to you, but that might be the answers to their long-standing heart desires.

These bits of kindness must not come in monetary forms.

• You can tell people kind words.

• Give them a bit of your time

• Hear them out

• Give them warm hugs

• Never despise or look down on them

• Applaud them when they carry out duties for you

• Make them feel like the humans that they really are.

And, you might just be saving a life in the process.
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Come. All this stories wey una dey post for naira land make una take time o

Anticultism:
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u drop contact but never responds to save contact

Mehn you’re the most foolish nigga on earth
I don’t bother giving relationship advice to foools like you anymore.

I don’t give relationship advise to foools anymore
You’ll learn the hard way.

E choke. choken’t it

07kjb:
Stop saying rubbish my elder sister bought a land here in IMO STATE with her hard earned money with her husbands name...a CALABAR MAN FOR THAT MATTER

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Karlifate:
It's not even about tribe.

A large percentage of these [modern] women lacks home training.

The ones that managed to be responsible, eventually allows themselves to be derailed by the sisterhood advice.

This one no be advise she clearly doesn’t love her husband

SHiNJA4RMDWEST:
I fear women from those side walahi

No wonder most Igbo women are widows and feminists..

Esp when she is from Anambra ...

Most of them don’t love their husbands always on the watch on how to outsmart the men in their lives
Marry an Igbo woman at your own peril

Amayabor1:
People wey dey see marriage as business transaction. E fit be say this OP mama don dey advise am make she open her eyes for her husband house. And I am 70% sure OP is from Imo or Anambra state (especially Imo).

Na their way be that my bro
The first Igbo girl I ever dated was the last girl I dated
They are very entitled with their evil mentality

Lol Igbo women
Always entitled with ulterior motives
I hail una igbokwwenu