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hahahahahaha if you believe this dat means you believe buhari is jubril. read his comments very well. centino is a boss. even something he said today



Jah bless bro.

Oh , i'm unaware of that.....I don't read comments much so its likely i missed where he mentioned that.

Abeg oga centino continue your thing the way it suits and pleases you. Was only trying to suggest o!.... Kudos to you for this great work.

Centino:
No be like that my guy

I do respond to emails and comments. Guess yours came at a busy time and I never got to check. You and Youngzubi are right. Who wouldn't want to make money, especially from something that comes naturally. It may be that I'm reluctant because I'm lucky not to need to pursue monitizing my passion to survive. What I need is to find more time because I don't want to get committed such that the day I'd rather go out with my friends for some odeku I have to write otherwise I fall short of a financial commitment. Works fine for me like this for now. But not ruling out giving you a call in the future

That's why i mentioned something like getting writers for you. They will also write updates in your absence believe me bro all you need is just a site that would support literature section and news thats all, i can help you in doing some mod work and i know that there are some fans here who are capable of doing same. You will still write here of course but with aim of driving more traffic tp your own site.


Nairaland is good but if you don't help yourself now that you stand the opportunity Believe me you might end up like other superior writers that have graced this forum before you even thought of creating account.
I study computer science currently and I believe with the kind of traffic you have here you can start making your cool cash. abeg forget se*un sharing some of his billions o, i guess you're still a student just like me and it's when you graduate that you gonna understand full meaning of nigeria katakata jagajaga

Ndi you're the first suspect tho i'm sure your hands are clean.

Centino why not open a site and drive all this traffic there, i can help you out both on how to easily get approved by Google adsense and get more traffic to your site. Guy don't dull yourself, pay a web designer to build something portable and cool for you, i will help you get more writers. I don't mind abandoning some of my works and get back to writing again just to help you grow.


Take a bold step into 2019!!!!.

Don't fear anything, if risk is what you call it then take it cos it worth taking

rowdymind:
No, I Am His Friend.

I Advice You Read Again, Seems You Have Issues With Comprehension Too.
Look Out For "AS IT APPEARS" While At It.

Rowdymind don't waste your precious time arguing with that sl*w-pok*

Dude gat no life so its expected of him to stick around spilling cramps of shitt..after all he's a weakly that can't even stick to a single account and write his brain disease of a story...

Till your next 100th generation nothing out of your offspring will ever be close in achieving what i achieved while sleeping..wade*****

I Write here for fun cos i'm not a writer, i got inspired by nairaland writers after reading their literature works, Nairaland is a great forum but people like you won't contribute positively instead you display your level of illiteracy by being obnoxious.

school project alone is enough headache for me.. .. In as much u enjoy the story but prefer being sycophantic relax cos next update will land next month..

Unbelievable......

I wonder how u feel when people drop encouraging comments here

U wrote here on nairaland using shedrer, no show ....

Now Wadewaltz still nothing.....

So after being frustrated you decided to turn the literature section into nauseated arena.... Smh

My boy you can't achieve that recognition you seek through this your mischievous attitude of being obnoxious.

Be a man and stop frustrating peoples life by commenting shitt on their threads cos it won't pay you.

Of course you want fans,the monthly award and soothing comments on your works but yet you fail to do that for others. I just dey look you

No hard feeling tho, i already won the award, gat fans, recognized and more, i write update on my thread when i feel like so stop troubling me with those three accounts of yours..... Peace out...

Learn from your masters cos i won't stoop so low by replying you again except u act like man wey u be....

Nice update Centino

But i'm a bit confused... Sorry tho

First... That scene where wasiu, ibaddan and chisco met what really transpired. Was wasiu and ibaddan attacked or they were the one shooting.

Secondly..... Was it agboyinbo's wife that went outside with their daughter or agboyinbo himself. If i could recall correctly based on the last episode i guess the togo man is a nyash nailer but with this twist if not a mistake it means the family runs the business generally cos na only the wife remain inside with chief aka oga landlord.

Wadewaltz:
D day u see me impressed wit Youngzubi den know its all over,I read his story once and it made me depressed.So much for comedy

God bless, thanks for the encouragement

Episode 2 don land since but i chop ban instantly, i just tank God sey dem hear me out after i text their super mod so the episode is released now.

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Naija Yahoo Life

Episode 2 by youngzubi

Oya make we enter the correct yan now

Igboo na loyal highness


Gbez! Gbez!! Gbez!!! Na wetin the matter dey nack for him mind,man nobi pikin very soon him mama go begin para for am ontop grandpikin mattar,all he needed was to make up him mind then make the correct move and waa! Money go surface that's if e no go suffocate am. He thought to himself.

With correct smile as small confidence don manage penetrate through him mind Mike stood up and walk to a blue Jerry-can na there he use cup take collect water wey him use wash teeth, chai that morning cool die as na Christmas season so correct hammarttan breez dey blow everywhere him sef no baff yesterday onto sey cold too dey so e better make man pikin sleep with dirty than to wake next morning with Catarina abi nobi so oyinbo pipo dey call am.
Satisfied with everything wey him don do that morning he pick up one red cardigan,black trousers and yellow socks after which he wore them

Bros you fine o!. Ebuka his younger brother tell am as he match outside.

Abi na,mike tear better smile and said i nor dey dress like pikin i be celebrity.

I swear broda u resemble rainbow. Ebuka shout and dash inside laughing hard.

Ebuka! Ebuka!! Chinekee! Nmua rainbow (me rainbow) no petos i go still catch you when i return in the evening ewu!. He said and match out bouncing like pregnant balloon.

Normal he first branch enter aunty nkechi cabar na there he go chop aunty thank you, nkechi na him mama senior sister so onto bloodline connection he normally go there go chop correct food anytime he feel like not eating at home. Erm! Aunty i don dey go thank you very much ma, he said and stood after he don successfully dismounted one plate of rice.

Mike e get something wey i go like make we discuss. Aunty Nkechi said abandoning what she was sweeping.

Aunty no vex, biko e get business we dey my neck now and i need rush go handle am now, no worry i go branch in the evening eh. He said and hastened his steps out of the compound onto sey he knew wetin the woman won present, nothing but make him go learn handwork.


Area! Which dimension na?"Gaffa asked Mike immediately he sight him passing.


Bobo na York tins o!." mike replied.

You mean holy mountain!? Gaffa asked again to be sure.

Yes bro man need highness in his holiness!

Tem! My guy, oya wait make i enter clothe . Gaffa yan and dash inside.


He tip-toe to him papa room jejely he kidnapped one innocent trouser with a long sleeve shirt, 2 mins later he surface outside with better smile as he thought of how York go take be that morning.the due shaked hand and walked down to No.8 Matthew balogun a lonely street filled with abounded buildings in isolated part of the town. Balogun street known as york or holy mountain by smokers who used the place as comfort zone for their smoking activities.

Base on base on as the matter take be, ifako na small town wey locate inside ogun state people of this town eh! Dem nor take ear hear pim! For English as na correct yan wey be pidgin be their lingua franca, reason be sey all those John bull boys wey nor get future don hustle enter their town come use belleh bless all their girls and as pikin must resemble dem papa those children grew up come dey chop pidgin like yam, if you na person wey too like phonetics then ifako area no bi him place at all, children here too sharp before you look dem.... Dem don already look you finish...Naso life be for this arena but ona go know more about dem as the tori proceed.

Just like two important idiots Gaffa and Mike shuk head enter balogun street as boys begin hail dem from different angles, some hang ontop window while the unfortunate ones lay down for ground as they couldn't differentiate between wall and ground base on highness level... Jombo at work

Piom! Piom!. Mike hail as him sight Nona for where he relax dey puff early mo mo tins...


O bob!... Nona hail

Broski!

Oya make ona land matter dey hand. Mike yan and beckoned dem to come over.


Yes o! I surprise sef as you take first us land york dis morning, i bin feel am sey something must be wrong either with your head or your clock.. Gaffa yan as dem carry yansh Sidon join Nona.


Hmm! Bros eh!, Nona yan as he puff him jombo.


O bob! Yan matter na, make men know where to start from maybe by selling your papa house.. "Mike yan, now lighting his first jombo.

If person tell me sey na dream i bin dream walahi i for nor believe infact i still dey doubt my existence."Nona yan as him friends now paid more attention.


Bia! This man how many round of jombo you don kiss so far, make i sure if na smoke dey yan abi you still correct.. Gaffa yan.


I dey for dream where i help one man o, for the dream again the man dash me golden chain but the matter come be sey after i wear am my life turn around as i come begin see tins so tey i still sleep inside the sleep come dream one kind yeye dream

Wait!! Match am for dia abegii, eeh you sleep ontop sleep come dey dream inside dream again and erm

Relax Mike. The confusing part be sey i wake up for inside the dream hot wee catch me na him i rush enter toilet only to see blood stains for my lips omo i begin shit for clothe, na when blessing enter my room wake me na him e come dawn on me pkosa! Sey na still dream be the whole tin.."Nona yan...

you don go pharmacy? Mike asked.

Pharmacy? Nona ask in return.

Yes.

For wetin na?

For malaria medicine...

But i nor get malaria i nor dey sick.

But i dey see the symptoms for your body you nor well. Mike still yan.

Wo! Guy if na to discourage person about the G level wey everybody don agree to join, count me out because my 100k don dey complete,Gaffa yan.

Na true o!, e fit be sey na to come preach man pikin this one dey gather mind so o!. "Mike yan.

Sbebi na all of us agreed, we don rob mind together come conclude sey na yahoo be our destiny but that dream fit be sign of bad omen." Nona said.

Taaa! Amen ko hallelujah ni oga no..

Mike still dey yan when guys scatter as dem begin race dey enter bush from different dimension..

Police don show o!. The last guy shout as he enter ben jonson mode. on hearing police the three friends dispersed instanta.... As the matter is now O. Y. O (on your own}...

Guys dey run enter bush but for this guy snoop him own matter different, snoop onto highness level tear race go hide inside the black hilus wey police people park for roadside, for him eye na beside tree he hide but on reality na beside two police men wey stay back inside the hilus moto wey dem use come he dey so.... Weed nor good.

The two police men confuse as dem begin look snoop wey just squeeze himself beside them. One of the police man decided to confirm their curiosity so he tap snoop and said, "oga wetin you dey find?"

Shiiiii!!! No make noise police dey around.snoop replied the police man placing his hand on him lips to shun dem from making noise because the igboo never allow him see tins for himself.

To be continued.. Abeg make una help me mention and invite ona friends and pipo make dem come join us ontop this gbedu!!

Still your guy youngzubi..

To be continued.

MrsEvakinqz:
So YoungZubi I nor be your man abi??


No wahala nd better feature me for the story o

Baba i dey hail, you suppose know sey after u na still u...

If dis thread na for wedding ceremony u go dey high table na so no para

Abdulreheem:
abeg hu u bi sift mak ar sidion well

Sit for him head area!!

EmmyCC:
Zubilicious Zubi

See u come dey halla my name like food

Arhyohme:
Boss
I dey hia I dey follow line by Line
Word fr word...

I sight u

rowdymind:
Dis na vampire settings oh...Nona ti turn vampire diary

I just feel like adding some horror stuff to the story but next update go be base on the title matter

Kelblaq:
And my spirit just tell me make i login today..

Gaston22:
Let Me Sit Here And Order For Drinks And Food .. Youngzubi Am Here To Stay .. I Always Enjoy Ur Works

Welcome on board

tojahh:
Na me fezz reach here.... las las, I go feature for this one.

Ride one. Old Warri day your back.

tojahh:
Na me fezz reach here.... las las, I go feature for this one.

Ride one. Old Warri day your back.

Abi na

Naija yahoo life

Episode 1 by youngzubi



Guy today match make sense at least we were able to win 2 : 1 against those boys. "Fred said to his friends as they walk home from field.

Yes despite sey na we papa mates dem be. Sam replied.

But wait o,una noticed how Nona just dey play like person wey him preek don turn oversize. Mike chipped in as the five friends stopped abruptly, they all turned and stared at Nona who's mind was far from his body.

His friends had stopped walking nobody was talking they all held their boots with other football accessories and watched as Nona walked away absent minded, watin the problem fit be na something non of them couldn provide answer to.

He was in deep thought trying hard to remember how good his life was before he met that old man last week, only if he had known he wouldn't have spared the man even a second look, a week ago he went into the forest in search of firewood when he saw an old man struggling to carry some wooden logs to his home situated in deeper part of the forest,Nona offered to help the man so he carried the wood to his hut which looks better as shrine than a home, in return the old man gave Nona a colourful necklace which he wore instantly without thinking twice that moment marked the end of his natural existence as he could now see things, things that baffles him he now fear darkness such that pray and wishes night would never come.

Ha! thank God e work, "Mike said and threw the stick he had used to struck Nona to bring his sense back.

E yee! My head Mike! You won kill me? Nona screemed as he dash towards Mike.

Abeg na to bring your sense back, no hit me that punch na help i just help, mike pleaded.


But come o Nona wetin happen, why you just dey behave strange this days or is it because of our plan to go join yahoo yahoo . Fred asked as they all gathered around Nona with their gaze fixed on him.

Which Yahoo Yahoo? See i don already tell una this thing before i'm never interested in exploiting peoples hard earn money all in the name of G business. Nona said and made to move but was held back by his friends.

Ok that one aside, tell us what's troubling you? Why the sudden cold attitude because normal you wey we know na home theater you be asin your noise dey always loud pass. Gaffa said as others nodded in affirmation.

Wetin? I don't understand abeg make una clear road.He said and made his way through his friends and headed home he didn't like where their question was heading to so he just had to leave them before he would be forced to say something that might bring more damage to his new being.

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Papa if person dey fly for dream na bad tin? Nona asked his father that evening when they all lay outside their compound to receive fresh air because there was no light.

Fly? Mr Dike asked taking his eyes away from his phone that he had been busy with.

Yes papa fly.

With plane abi in Edo people style.Mr Dike asked with his gaze fixed on his first son.

Err?

Answer me.

Erm! Papa na my friend Mike talk sey he selaw himself flying for air in his dream. Nona lied because he couldn't confide in his father.

Oh if that is the case he should tell his father since he is a man of God. Mr dike answered.

But papa

Don't papa me again please,tell me how una no go fly for dream when you won't sleep like normal human being.Go to sleep my friend! He said to his son.

Nona stood and walked into his room though he was afread of what the night had in stock for him.

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He saw himself standing alone in a thick forest everywhere covered in darkness,the environment was very calm as one could only hear sound made by insects but he wasn't afraid,he looked around the surrounding nothing seems to be giving clue about what he was to do so he took a path and started walking barely meters away from where he was standing an unknown voice spoke from a far distance, he was trembled due to the fact that the voice was scary and again he wasn't familiar with such tune so he took to his heels and continued running till he burst out beside a river bank, he rest his back on a big rock situated just beside the river as he continued exhaling and inhaling air quicker than normal to regain his lost energy then suddenly he felt the urge to drink. He went closer to the river and started gulping water with the help of his two palms, he was about to take a last gulp from the river when he noticed that the river was colored, red to be precise on seeing that Nona sprang up and was about to run when he saw some groups of old women pointing at him from middle of the river to him he wasn't seeing clearly because those women were actually hanging on the river surface with red blood stains on their lips.

Come to us!. They chorus in uniform.

Noo!! He screamed and woke up, he ran to the bathroom and when he saw himself on the mirror hanging on the bathroom wall there were blood stains on his mouth,Nona became more confused than ever.


To be continued stay tuned

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This story is dedicated to every Nigerian youth and teenagers, as usual i will be writing the story pidgin simply because most of my fans preferred it that way,please you guys have to be patient with me since i won't be posting everyday.

Since i'm not the type that like talking too much i'll go straight to the story. Stay tuned

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PROLOGUE


I must hama!
Either i make am or i go die trying my own lapi no go hang lie lie this magga must pay!, oyinbo pipo go get sense but no be now wey i don buy hp God punish village pipo!. "Bigi banty continued lamenting as he kept on punching on the keys of his new hp laptop,fvck you black slut na de only reply those oyinbo pipo keep sending him each time he massage them saying "i get business plan for you but i go need 20,000 dollars before i go tell you".

After de last oyinbo man wey dey give him small green light ended up blocking him he let out long breathe and said, this lapi na fake, 20 facebook account, 10 Gmail addresses, 18 yahoo mail account notin to show for the hustling not even shishi nbanu i must listen to kobo and add plus to this hustle biko, yes i go follow am go meet that him baba, "He concluded and pack his gadgets.

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From where they sidon inside a yellow danfo bus, just him and kobo as the driver, Big banty body don dey hot already he no just get chill ontop the matter at all as na how them go fit arrange quick kidnap dey him mind,God abeg help my hustle maake this tin go successful he prayed silently as soon as they spot a teenage boy standing beside the road,kobo taped the dafo gear as dem begin drive near the boy.


Dan stood by the roadside waiting patiently for danfo wey dey go mowe-ibafo in ogun state,plenty thoughts running through his mind how that pastor go talk sey make him mama follow am enter room for spiritual consultation then send him wey carry her mama come go outside sey make he go find pregnant lizard for cleansing ah! Him na fake! Joor "Dan concluded,he wasn't going to get any stupid lizard at mowe-ibafo again as the pastor had said he go just return to Able God Ministry where he had left his mother with the fake pastor, he made to turn and walk back to the church but unfortunately for him,he was oblivious of his environment two strong hands grabbed him and hit him into oblivion.




Stay tuned for this fascinating piece.

Episode one dropping soon

Abeg help me mention people as u land

I go still mention my people dem in the evening..