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EducationRe: Please What Is The Best Approach To This Problem? I Need Soluttions.. by Youngzubi(op): 4:40pm On Feb 15, 2020
lalasticlala pls I need help on this
EducationPlease What Is The Best Approach To This Problem? I Need Soluttions.. by Youngzubi(op): 4:37pm On Feb 15, 2020
Hi Everyone..

It's more like a spell on me, in this case, I can stay up all night pressing phone without feeling sleepy but once I pick up my books to study it won't take up to 5 minutes before sleepy would fill my eyes. I have tried all means to overcome this problem, I don't know if anyone else experiences this. I really need solution to this, it happens to me at anytime of the day be it in the morning, afternoon or at night, although I can't stay late night watching TV but when it comes to phone it's all another story. Please what are the best solution or approach to this?
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Youngzubi(op): 9:40pm On Feb 13, 2020
ABCthings:
Op next time you're going on such missions, get strong pankere(cane) preferably the long one and take it along with you, in case such unfortunate incident repeats it self.
Guy you funny o grin
RomanceRe: Responsing To The Thread (does Every Guy Experience This ) by Youngzubi(m): 8:21am On Feb 13, 2020
Amakavula:
When I say Nigerian guys are horrified of pretty women most of the people here attacked me calling me arrogant. But this thread is proof.

https://www.nairaland.com/5683565/does-every-guy-experience

My candid advice to you youngzubi , forget favour. You clearly don't have what it takes to woo her or be in a relationship with her. Trust me if you try, and maybe she pities you na suffer sure.



But guys should stick to their type, seriously. You don't how annoying this is, I get it all the time and it's not funny.

Any woman you can't comfortably talk to isn't your type! Shikina !
Hey! .... we are not fighting biko, Remember I said it was my first experience and it happened years ago I just shared the scenario with you guys, not as if I kept on experiencing the same thing. I'm at my earlier 20's now. And talking about good looking I guess it wasn't the problem. Favour's reaction was normal, believe me we chat everyday and she kept on reminding me on how stupid I acted that day.. lol
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Youngzubi(op): 9:59pm On Feb 12, 2020
biGDhAp:
cramming lines lol .. how old is the op sef?? ..




hit like if you never had to toast a girl before she becomes your gf ..



like seriously.. I can't recall me ever wooing a girl
Bro forget the age issue, this thing happened years ago.
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Youngzubi(op): 9:58pm On Feb 12, 2020
franchasng:
Yeah some dudes are that lucky, and its mostly for quiet intelligent guys.


While growing up, I hated girls because of too many Biblical preachings my mother preached to me everyday. After family morning devotion my mom will then start a private class with me to teach me the things I will do and go to hell grin

Top on the list was girls...to the extent I saw any girl as Satan that will drag me to hell so I avoided girls like Ebola lol


And this my hatred girls made girls to like me so much that many did their possible best to be my friend to no avail. Me that was as strict and serious always like Adolf Hitler the Reich grin


It was in my SS3 that I started admiring one chick secretly lol....but due to my reputation for not liking girls, I couldn't show her that I liked her but I always looked out to see her pass lol


So many schoolgirls tried their best to get me to be their friend to no avail.

Finally my first ever girlfriend (when I got into higher institution) indirectly wooed me, and what saved her was that I was already crushing on her secretly but my ego and hollier than thou attitude couldn't allow me approach her until she started getting close and we became bestie.


All throughout my time in campus, I can't remember wooing any chick; maybe 2 or 3 and I always succeeded but would lose interest after we exchange numbers so maybe after 2 calls I won't call again and some I won't even call once and its over.

The only time I shiverred trying to woo a girl was a white chick I saw at a mall lol few years after my NYSC grin
Lol bro
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Youngzubi(op): 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2020
Lalasticlala...
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Youngzubi(op): 6:58pm On Feb 12, 2020
Blu03:
I remember stalking a classmate i had a crush on. It was so hard to talk to him. My hands would shake and my palms were sweaty. It was a scary thing

I don't know what love feels like again.
So it happens to ladies too..

Is God not wonderful... Adam never new what God did for him, He actually eased him the stress of wooing by giving her to him by himself
RomanceMy First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Youngzubi(op): 6:38pm On Feb 12, 2020
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..
RomanceRe: What Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by Youngzubi(op): 10:03pm On Feb 11, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
No right way.. Celebrate as you wish.. No let any female put you for debt
Lol
RomanceRe: What Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by Youngzubi(op): 10:02pm On Feb 11, 2020
Comedian2019:
Op, as if you don't know.
I don't even know the date
RomanceWhat Is The Right Way To Celebrate Valentine? by Youngzubi(op): 5:43pm On Feb 11, 2020
Good evening my fellow nairalander.

I have seen a lot of people criticize celebration of valentine in different social media, most of them holding on to the fact that people go about celebrating it in the wrong way while some believed the celebration is not necessary.

So Please I wish to ask for the right way to celebrate valentine? or do you believe it's not necessary

RomanceRe: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Youngzubi(m): 11:57pm On Jan 16, 2020
and boom! they didn't allow the innocent boy to fininsh his moon tale in peace again... big booty being mentioned in every corner
FamilyRe: I Need A Young, Dark Skinned, Wealthy Igbo man for Marriage. by Youngzubi(m): 11:34pm On Jan 16, 2020
laugh no gree me type... may God bless this upcoming mother mary... aunty na u go tire o!
CelebritiesRe: Lil Wayne: I Want To Go To Nigeria, I Heard Nigeria Is Lit Too by Youngzubi(m): 5:39pm On Jan 08, 2020
BigSarah:
Tunechi wants his own share, well who wouldn't!?....
I got your email
CelebritiesRe: Lil Wayne: I Want To Go To Nigeria, I Heard Nigeria Is Lit Too by Youngzubi(m): 5:37pm On Jan 08, 2020
abeg help us tell uncle donald trumps sey we are sorry ooo!!!... we never wan die, naija still dey sweet us despite the hardship!.. after that you can now come and visit the zoo park..
LiteratureLIFE! (the Cycle Continues) A Pidgin Story By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 1:01pm On Dec 29, 2019
compliment of the season to you all.

I'm back with another story, since I finished "sex na food" I have not been able to put down another story but this particular story I'm about to write have been displaying in my head. characters speaking to me, I don't have choice than to free them all and have my peace.

I won't be writing any introduction due to my schedules.

do mention your friends to come on board, lets get the train moving.....


episodes will be dropped in the afternoon.
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PoliticsRe: Take A Look Of These Nigeria Historic Images, They Might Be Of Help by Youngzubi(op): 11:39am On Dec 29, 2019
have been trying to upload them but it's not coming up
PoliticsRe: Take A Look Of These Nigeria Historic Images, They Might Be Of Help by Youngzubi(op): 11:35am On Dec 29, 2019
photos
PoliticsTake A Look Of These Nigeria Historic Images, They Might Be Of Help by Youngzubi(op): 11:34am On Dec 29, 2019
Good Memories.

take a look of those photos and save them too, you might need them sometime.
RomanceRe: When Boys Were Men, If You Did This Say "Hi" by Youngzubi(op): 10:18am On Aug 15, 2019
MichaelBukamzy:
This was my greatest weapon of constituting public nuisance and causing fear and havoc. My mother switched from matches to lighter because of me.chai! How time flies.
Those days matches don't last grin
RomanceRe: When Boys Were Men, If You Did This Say "Hi" by Youngzubi(op):
dominique:
What is this?
It's mini mini chinchin
RomanceWhen Boys Were Men, If You Did This Say "Hi" by Youngzubi(op):
E don tey wey man pikin japa from nairaland, onto hustle tinz sha so i just sey make i take dis one see my real pipo dem. De door dey open like chicken nyash for those onyibo naija pikin dem.

Those days matches don't last for mama kitchen. gringrin

SportsRe: AFCON: How Egypt Reacted To The Defeat Of South Africa By Nigeria by Youngzubi(m): 10:37am On Jul 11, 2019
Nigeria is one great nation in Africa, I never knew a country called south Africa to my greatest surprise I discovered banana banana.

The match was commentator vs Nigeria
SportsRe: Super Eagles Have Reached The Semi-Finals In 15 Out Of 18 AFCON Appearances by Youngzubi(m): 10:28am On Jul 11, 2019
Nigeria is one great nation in Africa, I never knew a country called south Africa to my greatest surprise I discovered banana banana.

The match was commentator vs Nigeria
Jokes EtcRe: Jealous Husband by Youngzubi(m): 10:19am On Jun 28, 2019
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LiteratureRe: Naija Yahoo Life(get Rich And Die Young, Pidgin EDITION) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
danielck22:
Hello YoungZubi
wink
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Youngzubi(m): 4:29pm On Mar 18, 2019
Centino:
Make una relax abeg. las las we still have the story.

Posting link with new update in a short while.

If your mtn and etisalat and glo no fit open am as somebody talk, then wait till sunday. you fit see am here.
Bro apply for freebasics, it's simply but a step at a time, for now let's get the site functioning.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Youngzubi(m): 8:19pm On Mar 17, 2019
Centino:
Hello everyone, pls join me shout hallelujah as my ban gets lifted grin
Fewer things are more frustrating than that on this forum. It’s happened before that I stayed up all night to write and posted early only for it to be deleted and I got a ban. Anyway, owners of the site can do as they wish. Can’t adjudicate there. Only that when it happened again this time I made up my mind to move this story to its permanent site with the very next update. So in addition to the killed morale, working on the website has consumed me since yesterday hence no update today. On my site you will get to download part one of the story for free and buy the second part for a token and also now enjoy consistent twice a week update for free. For those who have always wanted to contribute, there is a donate button there you can avail yourself of and make secure payments to help my ministry grin. If all works well, it will become a daily thing and your first stop to hear news from the wackiest crew on the internet as well get to see the daily lives of more characters in more details. Always said it is a story that is not ending soon and it is now only going to get better. Link will be posted once ready. Cheero my friends.
Finally you're making sense,..... What a wise decision, you're about to take a big step and if managed well you will definitely get there bro. You will soon get to know how long you've been delaying your success and also giving it out to bloggers, pirates and plagiarist.

Respect!
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Youngzubi(m): 2:00pm On Mar 17, 2019
Na yeye hanty spam bot... That stuff frustrated my life like kilode when i was still writing, bro we dey await your arrival
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Youngzubi(m): 10:39am On Mar 17, 2019
Centino:
Not to worry malificent, I've been working all week on the situation that will have us have CONSTANT midweek updates from next week God willing. This may be the last Wednesday you don't see my troops grin
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