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jrobbins:
You seem too generous with that stat

u no get joy o

Edusouls:
20% kee, is not up to 10% self

E be like say baba do am strong thing, wey make Arthur eze evict am , make I wait for the other side of the story sha.

Na sand paper I dey use, I love the tickling sensation it gives me.

Women will always need men , who go pay their bills ? Can this gadget pay the bills?

sultaan:
They are coming for you because of your blasphemy.

who is coming for him?, make una try dey respect other people's opinion.

Can i get it with 900k?

Pablo EscoBAT

I hate ladies that wear Big earrings, but I love leg chain and eye lash.

He must have stepped on the wrong toes, no wonder the person wants to him dead,by all means.
This is not just ordinary .

She suddenly released hot mess direct to my nostrils, while I was giving her head,I almost choked

Maths no be person mate, I skip

Yorobastard:
She's definitely a squirtter.....

I dey tell you

I watched a scene on Natgeo wild, when a sloth saw a Leopard on the tree, it tried to go higher up , but the Leopard come bite am for nyansh, and tried to pull the sloth down, but the sloth no gree, it held on to the tree with its sharp claws, until the pain became unbearable ..it gave up, and fell down and then the Leopard ate it.

To get 3 million no be moi moi now, I will advice e you to go into Uber business, with 1.5 to 2.5m you will be able to get a good Toyota Corolla 2003 model or Honda Civic for the uber business.
And beware of useless scammers in this forum.
No looseguard.
Use your number 6.

Proudly from Anambra state

All these useless and senseless, people wey dey vote Apc, suffer no dey tire una?

Omo I fit divide the whole planet(earth) into 3, give her 2, and still share that my 1 with her again.

anything for Nengi's Nyansh.

Omo, wetin girls dey do these days just for money...to even get a normal girl now is very very rare, most of dem' are into hookup.

I will ban them from watching t.v and no ice cream.

Omo, I no go lie Akwa ibom and Calabar girls mostly beautiful, just that majority of them are short.

But the Venza is slightly more expensive though.

Please experts in the house My elder brother wants to buy an Suv , but he doesn't know which one to choose, because he likes both of them, please help us and decide, between these 2 cars, which one is better.
1.FORD EDGE 2013
OR
2.TOYOTA VENZA 2013

I was there few hours ago, I paid 500 naira, but the man wey Carry me wan use body odour suffocate me,
armpit dey smell die. Kai

make una no kill with laugh abeg.

Maxitomxane:
Abeg ... That is if e no bite your own blokos first

I go piss for his eyes na

Nicepoker:
Can you imagine

Chidiesta:
I am not a fan of boarding school I want her to attend a day school and with my friend so I can video/ call her anytime I want so she won't feel left out

Human beings can change with time, put your child in a boarding school, she can talk to you with the phone of their hostel master,
when I was a student in boarding school we had a hostel master who holds the phone, all we have to do is to pay 100 naira in other to talk with my parents on phone. But since you don't like boarding school, you can take her to your friend's place then.