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Family / Re: A Friend Is Cancelling His Wedding... by yoursidenigga(m): 2:13pm On Jul 04, 2020
Gerrard59:
The story is false.

Questions: which Nigerian bank will plead with a third party to convince a fraudulent person to return excess cash? You mean a Nigerian bank cannot freeze withdrawals from her account? Use BVN to trace accounts she might have in other banks and tell them to do same? Use police through court order to arrest her? They went through a third party pleading? Nigerian bank, plead? How come a Nigerian spinster will use the name of the man she is yet to marry as NoK rather than her mother, father or siblings?

Fake news!

Use all these measures on maybe a small amount of money? Don't sound woke when you lowkey sound stupid cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Inflicting Injury On Housemaid In Enugu (Disturbing Photos) by yoursidenigga(m): 1:48pm On Jul 04, 2020
JONNYSPUTE:
.....Evil. Why is it that some Igbo women are this heartless?

Before you call me names,I'm an Igbo guy too.

No apologies

I am Igbo too. You said the gospel truth. Sometimes I am ashamed of our women who do this dastardly act

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Family / Re: What Are The Odds Of Marrying Your Age Mate? by yoursidenigga(m): 9:56am On Jun 25, 2020
Having read through comments here, I will like to give my own piece of mind .

I think posts like this are the reason why women falsify their ages during marriage. You will see a girl that is 34 but because of societal norms, she will say she is just 20. Of course, you will not notice at that age because they package and make themselves up that no one can notice; just to attract you and get you to tie the knot with them.

The truth is that age doesn't really matter in marriage. If you like as a man, marry someone that is 10 years younger than you are, if the marriage won't work, it won't. Have you not seen old men who married young girls and at the end, the marriage ended in premium tears? With their wives leaving them with all they had gathered in life?

What about these men who end up treating their young wives like trash and still go around cheating? Even though they have young, succulent and cute looking wives at home, they still go a cheating.

I even saw someone type that IQ determines too. That she sees herself on the same IQ level with men that are 5 years and above older than her. Shebi she never see men wey dull even at 50? Lol, she never jam maybe....

Some said they want respect and so, as a girl, they will marry someone that is at least 5 years older than them so as to be HIS BABY FOREVER and as a man, they want someone they are more than 7 years older so that they will be respected so much.... Lol, una never read stories for this Nairaland or on social media sites? E go shock una I swear.

So, my own is that we should all strive to go for someone that we feel comfortable with and not let age, IQ or whatever parameter you want. Because na time go tell o... At some point in a marriage, the looks, IQ, money and even the love will seem to be fading away. Na comfortability and mutual respect go keep the marriage going o.

If na lie, ask your parents and hear their replies. E go shock you

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Family / Re: What Are The Odds Of Marrying Your Age Mate? by yoursidenigga(m): 9:38am On Jun 25, 2020
ModestGal:
I can never marry my agemate, they will be too dumb for me. But I know there are also intelligent people out there but are quite scarce. But right from when I was young, I have always been in the same IQ level with people at least 5yeara older than me.
Agemate is not possible for my type

So na IQ this one dey find. Oh God!!!!
Family / Re: What Are The Odds Of Marrying Your Age Mate? by yoursidenigga(m): 9:31am On Jun 25, 2020
Futuragetty:

Akiko ifo. Men married to younger women cheat as well.
My Wife -to-be now is just 8 months younger than I am. I knew her from age 4. at least I'm sure of her age.When she walks in walks, I'm awe-struck by her every time.

Assuming I just met her, She may be tempted like most girls to LIE about her actual age. but She can't.

This thread is the reason why most Ladies lie about their AGE. Don't say shit about biological counts in women. Are you planning on raising 10 Kids? Mr.man, 1 or 2 kids is ok.

If you really want a blissful marriage, Forget about this myth
Look for a lady that compliments you. I'd advise that if what you seek is a beautiful face, go for younger ladies. they are everywhere these days.

but if you want stability, everlasting marriage., marry your BEST FRIEND! My wife-to-be, Believes in me more than I believe in myself.


Look for this qualities.

She gets along with your family and friend.
She shares your belief
she makes you a better man
She has ambition- she should have plans too, a career of some sort.

In your eyes, She should be beautiful. Inside and out.
and above all, Shes a follower of Christ Jesus.


Apologies to AreaFada, I shouldn't have quoted you.

Please can I like this your post more than 3 times? You just took words out of my mouth... Guy you geh oil for head. No mind these silly people wey full Nairaland

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Family / Re: What Are The Odds Of Marrying Your Age Mate? by yoursidenigga(m): 9:24am On Jun 25, 2020
Essence20:
[s]The odds are low.
Maritally, men and women are not mates.
Women mature for marriage earlier than men[/s]

Sharaap there. Maturity in terms of the body? Or what exactly? This people that will come to Nairaland and type rubbish

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Career / Re: Dr. Wendy Okolo, First Black Woman To Bag A Phd In Aerospace Engineering by yoursidenigga(m): 12:18am On Jun 18, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Congrats dear.


By the way, She is cute :

Pervert spotted. Where is this dead chicken grill maker? Come and use this guy
Business / Re: Removed by yoursidenigga(m): 10:57am On Jun 17, 2020
Na you post something, na you still dey use another account dey reply yourself. This validates the point that this might be a scam grin grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Browny Igboegwu And Wife, Becky, Welcome Baby Girl After 10 Years Of Marriage by yoursidenigga(m): 10:40am On Jun 17, 2020
post=90759310:
WOW! shocked

God is Great!!

This can only be God.

We serve a living God.

He does his miracle at the appointed time.

He will never forget you when it is your time for GREATNESS.

From all of us @ [/color] : CONGRATULATIONS Browny Igboegwu And Wife, Becky.

We use this as a point of contact for those praying to God for the fruit of the wombs,
[color=#990000]In exactly 9 months from now,
People will celebrate your bundle of joy with you.


JESUS CHRIST IS THE SAME YESTERDAY, TODAY AND FOREVER.

#JustBelieve

, I am your fan big time. Your replies to posts are so wonderful. How can someone join the team? Shebi we no go dey grill dead chicken as people say you do here on Nairaland? grin grin grin

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Business / Re: Wallpapers Sales At N3,500 Per Roll! by yoursidenigga(m): 4:37pm On Jun 16, 2020
Can I get it in Lagos?
Business / Re: Start A Perfume Oil Business With 20k Only by yoursidenigga(m): 2:24pm On Jun 14, 2020
Do people still need to dilute them when they purchase the perfumes? Or just use it that way. If they use it that way, then it might not last for them and at what price do you sell them (for non-wholesale) customers?
Education / Re: Aerial And Ground Pictures Of The University Of Ghana by yoursidenigga(m): 8:07am On Jun 12, 2020
Anyone posting University ranking based on webometrics or some stupid online traffic shit, needs his or her brain to be checked. These guys are not ranking based on quality of education but based on traffic interaction the university's website gets.

Make una no dey post things without facts finding on this faceless forum for Jesus's sake.

Anyway, any Lady that needs a sidenigga can contact me

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Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Tests Positive For Coronavirus, Hands Over To Deputy by yoursidenigga(m): 11:37am On Jun 08, 2020
Anneka101:
God please heal him and everyone else that has tested positive for this virus.


And to everyone who has lost loved ones to Covid 19 may God heal your heart.


We sell luminous Batteries, solar system inverter and installation.
Contact me; 090 504 29481

How do I get the prices and can you bring it to Lagos?
Health / Re: 350 New COVID-19 Cases, 206 Discharged And 8 Deaths On June 4 - (1728 Tested) by yoursidenigga(m): 9:50am On Jun 05, 2020
Umahi of Ebonyi state entered this race late and is not doing bad either. He just realized the money that follows the announcement of new cases and is capitalizing on it.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Programming / Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by yoursidenigga(m): 4:22pm On Jun 03, 2020
spartan117:
Let me quickly drop these 4

I think WinRAR should just make their software open source grin grin grin grin No one pays for them

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Business / Re: Dollar Sells For N445 As Forex Scarcity Persists by yoursidenigga(m): 10:29pm On May 12, 2020
Aflix:
And CBN recently said there's no Forex scarcity. Why is this government always lying to us
Well na better cash out for streets

Yes, because they have not sold many dollars in recent times. Covid-19 has put so many businesses to a halt and no one is traveling again. So, no need for dollars
Health / Re: Top Ten Hospitals In Nigeria - Webometrics Ranking by yoursidenigga(m): 10:19pm On May 12, 2020
Webometrics is just a ranking based on website visits and interactions. Not based on what they have or their capabilities. I am tired of explaining this to you guys undecided undecided

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Personalities On N1000 Note Wear Face-Masks As Artist Draws Note On The Wall by yoursidenigga(m): 6:51pm On May 07, 2020
Vyolet:
Beautiful.
Am I the only person that never received any message from NCDC? I heard some people receive more than 10 messages.

Those guys send me tons of messages. Even when I dey expect salary from office and check my inbox, na NCDC. God go deal with them for me undecided undecided
Health / Re: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by yoursidenigga(m): 10:48pm On Apr 28, 2020
bukkysam:
ok


stop wasting your money on airtel at this period why not get yourself Glo cug
About the Closed User Group (CUG) matter, the unlimited can be done for #2,500 but the minimum quantity you can purchase is 100 pieces which is a carton. And the monthly subscription is 600. For big organization
The limited one is 2,000 and the monthly subscription is 500. 16hrs on each sim
If you have an existing Glo sim cards, we can migrate you.
If you have questions, check my signature.


Can you do it for me and my babe? Help us.. We have existing glo sim cards. Abeg reply me
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by yoursidenigga(m): 2:38pm On Apr 18, 2020
Nelx:


Lol... My mum calls me "Ori Anyu" saying dat all I'm eating does not show in my body as I was very slim then

Funny thing is dat my sis name is Ogechi undecidedthis seems to be an Ogechi thing o grin

Ah! Ogechi again? It seems I will name my girl child Ogechi o grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by yoursidenigga(m): 11:46am On Apr 18, 2020
Nelx:
Lol, I've seen lot of weird people and me too I'm kinda weird in my own way

First, I have this ability to arrive exactly when food Is ready. When I was young, grew up in d street Sha, I'll be playing ball from morning till evening, but anytime I decide to go home, it's exactly dat time that food is been served.
I'll just join them and eat

The habit continued in boarding school oo, if I'm hungry and I walk into a friend's room, it'll be exactly the time he is soaking garri and I'll join.
Even in the university, I always seem to walk in to my coursemates room when the food is ready...


Then my younger sister
That one anywhere she goes people will just be dashing her money.
When she was young and my mum carries her to school, she'll pay for transport only like twice a week. People in d bus will be like, I'm paying for this little girl.
This habit has followed her till now that she's in jss3 o, they'll give her transport money yet someone will still pay for her. If she goes to buy something, d sellers will most times give her free in sch... The girl is Sha favored.... even me, I find myself dashing her money unnecessaryly... Make she enjoy sha
But me tueeeeeeh, b4 somebody dash me money, I go sweat like mad... It's as if people are allergic to dashing me money o..

The first one na my brother. This dude always comes home when food is about to be served or when there is something to be eaten. We nicknamed him "Ori ihe" which means eater in Igbo.

The second one na my cousin o. Ogechi be her name. This girl works but she gets people pay for her transport to work often... Even when ew both are in the same bus, they will pay for her. Dem dey dash am money anyhow but me? I no see anything

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Health / Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 343. 91 Discharged. 10 Deaths by yoursidenigga(m): 10:22pm On Apr 13, 2020
These 2 people in Enugu no dey recover ni? Since how many weeks now? Abi na audio corona be that? I don dey suspect say na malaria dem dey report give us say na Corona o

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Health / Re: What Would You Do First & Differently When Coronavirus Lockdown Is Lifted? by yoursidenigga(m): 6:04pm On Apr 13, 2020
SAMICSUBDOTCOM:
Only God can safe


MTN CUG is here

You get the one for Glo? I wan do am for me and my babe
Health / Re: Questions Over Nigeria Virus Measures As Lockdown Period Ends by yoursidenigga(m): 6:02pm On Apr 13, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:


Well, buhari announced the lockdown will continue and will only be lifted if the presidential task force on covid-19 advice him to do so.

Stop spreading false news. Na by 7pm today he go address us
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by yoursidenigga(m): 11:24am On Apr 13, 2020
No caps, Don Jazzy has helped lots of people. Sometimes I get emotional each time I read testimonies from people he has helped . God bless that guy for me abeg.
Politics / Re: Sullivan Chime Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today by yoursidenigga(m): 6:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
okeyglm:

Which wealth bro, what was the budget then. The guy was competent to compare with the present thief we have now. Yes insecurity dey but not that rampant. Chima and Sullivan. Is it only ugwuanyi that fall our hand.

Baba we dey the same page o. I just dey point out some stuff wey no pure for Chimaroke regime... And at least, we both agreed that Sullivan na better person and that this Ugwuanyi is a waste bag without any developmental acumen
Politics / Re: Sullivan Chime Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today by yoursidenigga(m): 5:18pm On Apr 10, 2020
okeyglm:

Ist longest tunnel in Nigeria no follow? Is three lane road no follow, what about international conference center ? ,how far with Ama brewery? Those one no follow too?

Damn Niggar! with the amount of wealth and condition of Nigeria at that time, you still refer to these? Okay, no doubt about the fact that when compared with other south Eastern governors of that time, He performed the best sha.


But, the state wasn't safe at all at that time. We were afraid of moving outside and all. But when Sullivan entered, everything changed and Enugu was set on a path of prosperity.... Before this waste bin was elected

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Politics / Re: Sullivan Chime Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today by yoursidenigga(m): 4:56pm On Apr 10, 2020
[quote author=UwaMmebii post=88293821][/quote]

Lol, you guys no benefit from Chimaroke again? when e move stuff go una side?
Politics / Re: Sullivan Chime Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today by yoursidenigga(m): 4:55pm On Apr 10, 2020
Henri8:


Even the roads he has built, how far?
Substandard stuff.

Lol, those roads wey don dey peel already... That guy no geh any strategy for we people. Na to dey shout "Ashua!!" and to say "Enugu is in the hands of God" e sabi.... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided
Politics / Re: Sullivan Chime Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today by yoursidenigga(m): 4:54pm On Apr 10, 2020
okeyglm:

ebano tunnel, ist three lane road in south east at new haven junction to otigba, park lane, dualization of rangers avenue, Esut permanent site at agbani , law school agbani , Sullivan legacies are countless while ugwuanyi is near zero legacy yet.

I meant Chimaroke's legacies baba..... These ones no follow na guy

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