Ewuro707: *panting

Gosh that was the closest and longest convo I've had in 2013.

2014 = Wahala free

Babes I saw u naw!
U denoted a bomb!
Kudos.
I went there to troll so others will be confused too.

I just lv this new u so much.
Happy new year from naija.

Happy new year fun house!!!!!
We made it!
2014, A wonderful year for all of us!

Hope I can answer ur questions.
1. It does not make u a bad person. Its only a natural reaction.don't feel bad about what u wish him.
2.They won't call u a slut if they know. So the big question is, how will u break d news to them.
3.U r having a psychological problem and if not handled well will affect ur future.

Might go into these later.
Happy new year. May it be ur best year ever.

Steph, shift for road!
My eye de red!
But u know all these while my heart beats for him only?

^^r u a xtian?
Why u no go church if u r one?

If u r not, pls pardon moi.

Yep he is one.
I bet he came to post something where we normally play and saw that.
He is from another side.
Hope u get it, BM?

Baby mama, no, he is my boyfriend
U don't enter fun room that's why u don't know him.
My special bobo

R321
I dey hail!
Compliments!

Coogar, a kiss for u!
One of hubby's wrist watches can fill two of my boxes with great clothes. Only a wrist watch
I don't even own any.
I stopped buying shirts when he told me how much his shirts costs. I will just include mine with closed eyes.

Dayo, I'm not gonna answer that question. U guys lv argument very well. B4 we know it, 2 pages trying to prove what I don't know.
I just want u to correct that assertion.
Its wrong.
Guys blow up too. The only thing that differs might be the percentage.

There r some that u need to flog. All their money on baba ijebu.
Even here. I don't know there is online betting until I stumbled on one and guess how many pages?
Its still a guy that earns 250k a month yet will go and buy some milla worth of car simply bc he wanna impress.
Live in porsh area cos he wanna belong and so many.
I get it, women de Bleep up but pls don't rule guys outta d equation.

C dinachi, b4 I wanted to just troll and hv fun but after going tru ur numerous monikers and threads, I know that something is def wrong somewhere.
What is it?
Change moniker, use gutter language but do spewak out. Opening threads upon threads and hvin errrection on any female bashing related thread won't help u either.
U r hidding under a shell. It will snap and break u one day.

Even coogar has quietly shifted ground.

Non of these ladies r what u r accusing them off.
U r hurting, open up.

U hv created new monikers again
I give up.

Like I said b4, chilli and ile r not d same person.
99.9% of pple on nl will tell u d same thing.

Dayo, this ur analysis is biased.
Some men knows how to make money but don't know how to manage and save.
Such men, their wives handle their account else yawa go dey.
They r everywhere.

So one person can open several handles?

I said it. This guy is seriously hurting and don't want to open up.
Pls use another moniker to tell us what is wrong. Some peeps might be of help.
I can bet my new yr chicken that it has to do with d women in his life.

His erractic behaviour at the randy pastor's thread gave him away so much.

Is ur fingers not paining u?
I can c u hv so much time.


Chillisause and Ileobatojo r never d same. Also Ileo can never create another handle.

Efe and co, una get loads of time.
My own na to troll.
Dinachi is now relationship expert!
Waiting for my e cake when d wedding bell rings b/w cosmass and dinachi!
Happy love life to u two!!

Lorreta, congrats!
U no tell us naw
And I've been practising with my gele!
Now I don't know what to do.

Topic.
As for d poster and his buddy, that's d handiwork of too much shepke.
When u drink that thing too much on an empty tummy, u will start hallucinating and I'm positive on one instance he actually sees d mum cahsing him with cutlass trying to kill him or telling him he can never worth a fadding in life.

If he goes to meet all these con men masquerading as pastors and gat his dreamz interpreted, what do u expect?
Somebody must fall mugu and our pastors must chop.

Now mother is a witch. Son is equally a wizard abi she is yet to initiate him?
Olodo!

Ok, then. Let me tell u what my family do.
We r currently handling a building project.
Every month, we know d percentage to set aside for neccessities like food and bills.
Then we also hv some for personal, the building, emergency, and our baby.
Every money has its use. We don't dip into one to offset d other.
There r things we currently overlooked so as to meet our desired target.
House is never built overnite especially if u r a young worker and not a politician and their likes.
Take it slow and u will also be able to meet up with other things.
Ur wife is ur other half, involve her. Stop being so macho about it. Afterall its still d two of u that will reap d benefit.

All d best.

Reading is very good. As somebody who grew up alone, I was mostly not alone.
I read the whole bible at a very tender age. Bought it with money that somebody gave me as xmas gift. When I opted out of crk while in school, my teacher was very sad. I was d best litt graduating student. Enuf prices. Funny enuf, I was a bloody science student yet so good in art.

Hubby said he don't even know my profession any more.

He hates reading but can solve algebra in dream. Even to read bible is wahala.
U need to c him doing that, as if u r punishing him.
I hv my novels, still buying more. I read about spiritual matters a lot while in school. Grail, eckankar, gandi and tibetian monastry.
Knowledge is power.
Still learning a lot on nl.

This is one of the most common mistakes I hv encountered dealing with child r*ape.
In all d questionnaires, everyone of them said they told their parents or wads but
Parents don't listen.
Children always find ways to communicate what is going on to d parents but they normally call it bluff or don't pay attention.
When ur child says, momma, uncle touched me at my bombom. Pls and pls listen! She is passing a message.
Ur child is passing a message.
Even mad pple or mentally deranged once at one moment of sanity spill it out, but like kids, nobody ever believe them. Even if its false alarm, be on alert.

Most of us especially paid workers thrive in debt. By d time salary enters, u end up with nothing.
Some spend on frivolities. Some live a very expensive lifestyle that requires extra cash to maintain.
Some bc of pride become unplanned father xmas.
Some still want d wife to be a stay at home mum even when d wife wanna go out to help. No contribution.

Poster, where do u belong so pple will know what to tell u.
I find it rather unsettling when pple say they can't give account of what happens to their money.
Don't they hv plans drawn?

If there will be anything like beating, it will be to the one that kept that paint or whatever within their reach.
The kids were just having fun!

Last three weeks my baby emptied a big sachet of powdered milk on his body. I snapped him 4 cleaning him up and everybody blamed me for keeping it within his reach. Looked like ojuju calabar. All white.

Kulyie, I learnt d hard way that beating doesn't correct a child.
I wish we will look for alternatives than beating. Oyibos rnt silly.They r steps ahead of us yet they don't encourage beating.
Our mentality is crude. And we will continue to be so until we start doing d right thing.
Or do u think that aside beating, there is no other way to correct children?

In a way it is even beneficial to d adult. If u r able to maintain ur calm when u c an erring child by not immediately pouncing on d hapless fellow, u r undergoing endurance programme, learning how to manage anger and also act b4 u think. Majority of us folks lack that.
Child training is psychological.

Dayo, na me o!
May this new year bring better come our side.

Ilea is seriously in lv! Halleluya!
Don't know what that enugu man is still waiting for!

CC, I spot ya!
Infact, that's my new year prayer
A brand new ride!!

Everybody happy new year!
Baby mama, Efe, Dgal,CC,, Ilea, Jenny,
Ujunwa, Ify,Buky, Kulikuli, Aluta, Bluu, yomielv, Nash, Coogar, Bellong,Biolabee,Deols, Sissie,
PE,Tilapia,Dayo,Iduwo, Cdamsel, KD, Dutchess,RR, Tgal,(una plenty too much!),r321, byvan,(pls forgive me if I didn't include ur name)

And to my good friend outside nl. U know urself.
May this coming year be d best ever for us all.Amen

CC that ur example nawaya
That is not 4.30 eyes.

I'm trying to think of a naija celeb that has it.

.

U guys r damn too funny!


Dami, thank u for having my back!
PE said its political party!
CC said its chicken!
Efe said I resemble one cartoon xter!

Maaaaad house, naughty peeps!

Old thing hv passed away.
A new dawn is born!

Mr B, its well. Shait happens.
By d way, I tot u r chief priest. R u a hypocrite?

Even Nash is now a pastor!
What won't I c here

As for ypp, no new year resolution.
I don't keep them.
Although e get one thing wey I de do we dey pain me. Pray I will stop it.

CC, we r yet to wash that ride o!

So believed that story?

These r world's first family.
It will be no secret if they wanna divorce.
Besides national enquirer is like our prime time.

Eew, make una no crucify moi naw.
Yellowpawpaw is too long.
Besides there r very personal details of mine scattered all over that handle I decided its time I bury them all.

My twin bro, no vex naw. Abeg.
Oya, I go do ofe nsara for u tomorow with pounded yam.

My handle is just ypp

May this new year met us well, stay with us well and end well with us.

From frying pan to fire!

Very shameful.
No wonder men treat some ladies like trash. They deserve it.

We r waiting for another thread.
Oh, this might be d last cos I can c u finally wanna move on with a new admirer.
All d best to u 2.

Jenny, nothing happened. Got tired of that handle a long time ago.

Topic.
Biolabee- sitting on d fence.
Coogar-claiming male chauvanist.
Sagamite- woman hater
Dinachi-running away from his past
Dante.....- looking for opportunity to dice
Women
TV- traditionalist to d core

All of u guys hv one thing in common.
U were dissapointed by women in ur lives either as a child or an adult.
U all need psychological evaluation.
Word r powerful. It bares our heart without our permission.
Stop fighting women. Go and fight d demons tormenting u guys.
(Oya, d bullets should start coming. By d time I log in again, I expect this to reach page 20. Happy bulleting )

Poster, I thank God for ur healing.
Thank u 2 for speaking out.
But I suggest u deactivate ur account after this and start all over with a new moniker.
Nlders r very good at digging out posts and using them to ridicule a person once they don't agree on a thread.
It can be devastating if never expected and it can trigger chains of reactions u don't know they r hv been existingt.
Just my mind sha.

Don't know why seun and his pple refused 3 letter words.
Now I'm stuck with 5.
Anywaiz, this room is too dull!

Somebody should light up da room!!!
(I dey kitchen), I de come.

Young lady, who be ur mama and papa here abi u be underage?