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[b]this just reminded me of the day a lecturer gave my department an assignment to be submitted that same day
(Note: not everyone was informed, so the outcome wasn't entirely our fault) these where his terms

1.The assignment which was given by approximately 1:30pm was to be submitted b4 or by 3pm sharp!
2. Anyone submitting after 3pm gets an auto carry over

una (graduates and undergraduates) know how long E dey take for assignment to circulate na, b4 course rep make guy finish come release am, like 10 to15 mins don go. Then to find 10 naira photocopy am , that one alone takes like 30mins, cos if u make mistake comot 5h or 1k for public, na u go photocopy for the whole department . Then to hustle do assignment wey u no prepare for ......

Well to cut the long story short, I was among a good number of students that came to submit after 3pm infact more than half of the dept were yet to submit . After much begging and fake ass sobs especially from the ladies, the lecturer use vex cancel the assignment which was 10marks and decided to give everyone 4marks each . Definitely the few wey submit on time begin dey vex, dey para... me I just jejely carry my leather sling shot bag, cross am gangster style dey bounce go my lodge
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i remember wen i was in exactly d same scenario. eventually, i was d only one who could solve the assignment. all d eficos had to copy me sef. i was jst strolling around d class like a boss doing supervisor

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i also vote Nljega

i opened dis thread thinking a girl is a stark

siempere:
I wish he'll be fed to d hounds.... by Sansa preferably...

wish granted. still not enough

so sansa stark used to be a very stupid girl but now, she has bevome a bad a.ss woman.

is it possible for ramsey to be ressurected by d lord of light so dat sansa could repeat those final words &then d hounds can then do their thing on & on & on.


finally an episode no one can truly complain about except ramsey's meagre death of course

e b like say mod no want mk any one go church today. na mk we jst dey ursue F dey go

codemaniacs:
The only way to fight for a better tomorrow is to have money in order to have money "legally" the nigerian graduate needs a decent job or gets his self employment right.

Igbos have been protesting, fighting e.t.c for B:iafra millions of igbos have been killed because of fighting for a better tomorrow.

In Nigeria, if u fight(for a better tomorrow) the govt there's a 90% u'll be killed. So its better to work for a better tomorrow because life no get part 2.

when i say fighting for a better tomorrow, i do not mean picking up arms. & if according to ur way we all collectively fight on d streets for our tomorrow, abeg how many of us dem go fit kill. we forget dat some people have already fought for d american dream which dey r enjoying today & alot of men also fell while doing it

another tecno thread. i have never liked tecno, i will never like tecno. d moment i found out tecno is not african but built for africans. i knew it will always be trash. but we r our own nemesis. if after all d hype on c9 dey decide to release c10 tomorrow 20th, sm1 will b here on 21st doin hand on unboxing for us. we as a people never aspire for better things cuz all we hv ever known is dat quality has to b expensive. if instead of praising these phone makers, we start demanding more & more from them, then maybe dey will stop selling trash to people 50k. i rather buy a uk used fone 100 times b4 i waste my money like dat

mayor2013:
Paying 70k is better than paying 5k and in the end coming back to pay 70k. Am not saying 70k is easy to cough out but if he is knowledgeable to get the job right once and for all. Then that saves a whole lot of stress. Baba silifa wouldn't mind collect 4k for the same job a professional would want to collect 70k

his spending 70k does not in any way guarantee dat he will do a good job. infact, d 5k guy might jst know his stuff better. my advice to d op will be for him to try & learn a few things about his car, d parts & d market dat way he can always go & buy d damaged parts himself w/o fear of being swindled

d world as we know it has always belong to those who are ready to conquer it and d best way to conquer wealth in Nigeria is to either be an oil bloc or a polithiefcian. either way way, u must be a thief. d average Nigerian graduate is not ready to fight for a better tomorrow which means dat nothing is going to change any time soon

long story. last last, how much will it na cost??

Ezebinaugwu:
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na who con b FTC lyk dis ?

pictures would be nice

interesting. dis is d real simba

so d OITNB girl did a sex change for real

oloriooko:
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OP why do you post rubbish like this
Try proof reading your blog before publicly y
yourself

as in ehn
i jst tire

jst here cuz i knw dis will mk fp

mystic70563:
yes, i applied....Any news wit respect to dat

have not heard anything which is why i made a post here

anyone here apply for addax pettoleum one month internship??

with wat authority r dey declaring their rubbish. seems like there is always a rush in nigeria to c who will b d first person/group to spew trash

pls, anyone know hw much firstbank or stanbi charge for online purchases in usd

hope there is a snake attack. cant wait to shout lala

you think, you think, you think. i think dis is stupid

wat we currently get is 5 secs of light n 3 hrs of darkness subsequently

can i pick out money from d bag wenever i want?

adaweezy:
Upgrade to what??
We have Opera mobile, opera mini and Opera classic.... Which do you use?

upgrade to their interface and user experience. u will hardly ever see someone using d desktop version

i yam here

i like her already. abeg, which naiaralander go come do im own now??

tosyne2much:
I feel you jawe OP.. Make I add mine



Kitty-cat


It is the colloquial way of referring to what a woman has under her skirt


*nobody should quote me*

otolondolo abi??

i can totally relate

wizard of eastend

opera has bn saving us for a long time now wit proxy cheats but i do agree its bout time dey really upgraded to d competition but dey should try not to mess wit data saving

could b dat d cover is upside down