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African Shrine sef dey. All na visitations.

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*HOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE IN ABROAD AND IN NIGERIA*

*ABROAD*

13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C5 first floor, Room 7A..

*But In NAIJA*

"If you reach Ebeleku street, you will see one big gutter, by the right there's a shrine. Jump the gutter and corner left.

Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small.

Be going down down... straaaaaight! Dey use to smoke weed on that street, If any body stop you don't answer. just hold your bag tight.

Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one ogogoro kiosk: opposite where they used to throwey dustbin.

Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside."���

*HOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE IN ABROAD AND IN NIGERIA*

*ABROAD*

13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C5 first floor, Room 7A..

*But In NAIJA*

"If you reach Ebeleku street, you will see one big gutter, by the right there's a shrine. Jump the gutter and corner left.

Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small.

Be going down down... straaaaaight! Dey use to smoke weed on that street, If any body stop you don't answer just hold your bag tight.

Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one ogogoro kiosk: opposite where they used to throwey dustbin.

Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside."���

clearing and forwarding

WavyJohn:
Stupidity has been scientifically proven to be contagious. Where did i get mine?

Its thats same stupidity that will still make me quote u. lemme Go ahead and show my existence in life.

I'm sorry for that stupidity in u.

WavyJohn:
Dude. Garri is actually fried... :/

so, I should start crying bcoz garri is actually fried.

Sirheny007:
The word "Actress" is now a professional euphemism for this farm tool

I think the full word is "porn actress" but u can call them "actress" for short.

mynairaland2018:
All those oyibo celebrities must be using jazz too. Black man.

fellow black man.

After since obasanjo left power, PDP has being a curse to Nigeria.

And so? we should fry garri, shey?

Lolz... why r women dying for wizkid all d tym. Any breaking news now, pesin dye or bow for wizkid. nawaooo

is wizkid using something jazzy. if u knw, u know

Who is Agbaje?

Who cares? My only celebrity is dangote. upon all his money, he doesn't show-off like others do.


instead he donates d millions of naira to charity or idp's.

The devil you know is better than the one you don't know. we Nigerians like it like dat.

APC today, tomorrow and forever. haters can go n jump into Lagos lagoon.

That's how we roll
4+4=?

oshomole sef

BTW, whether oshomole or not, Buhari till 2023. APC till 2023

like it is by force to celebrate chrismas

hmmmnnn... his village people have contemplated on his matter. what a world

lol

olowos

na dier mouth. let dem keep booing. "he will still be President" is all I know.

okay

Gaga shuffle. why she come do hand like kangaroo

Sallah ko, easter ni.

na modric still get am

hmmmnnn... okay. kwantinu

Born2Breed:
When sango vex, e go red....

looks like Thor's hammer

Just like a bat... I am jus looking at Saraki how he is gon' lose it all.

Kwara is APC sealed state.
no be only atunwa, na atunbo they go see

I swear Ambode don Bleep up big time.

They r gon' flog him out of that seat soon

wow

DerrickzB:
Sadly I can't, cause m not from there.. Am from Rivers state.. Am sure u know about us.. We can't do such mud play nau.. E go red

That means "to die meaningless death" jus dey hungry you.