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190:
[color=deeppink]^^yes thats our 2year old son

Yurusfu HMM, someone wen police catch with ashawo somewhere around zone 4 the other nite

that guy na civilised reetard!! [/color]

a Nigerian police arrest me? those people that salute Civilians, God forbid, it seems u ve no idea who i am,
by the way, ashes don't hang around zone 4 no more, update ur map please

iyatrustee:
especially those by third avenue behind that primary sch along mr biggs. are you sure na football you dey go watch

@ 190, u mean dat Rascally boy be Goldie prickin

It's really been a long time since i've been there, 2009 i think, then there was nothing like ashes around there, u hardly even c girls come there at all. as u mentioned that mr.biggs [s]I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN THAT USELESS SKYEBANK ATM MACHINE THERE SWALLOWED MT ATM CARD, HUNGRY BANK.[/s]

^^^ ok, enjoy urself

@ Iya, u mean like those corner shop at 3rd avenue and 1st avenue? I used to go there b4 to watch Soccer, i wouldn't want to believe those places have become Ashes joints, [s]those are residential quarters for crying out loud[/s]  

190:

pervert

@ Ms potato, we 're really missing u and reed  , how are u?
@ Megatran, like your user name. reminds me of Transformers. 

iyatrustee:
@190, them flower girls still dey oh. but the FCT minister is waging serious war on them so they have fled the city center for Gwarinpa Now

yeah, heard that too, but isn't grarimpa too suburban 4 them, i mean, how many clubs are in Gwarimpa?, Is that were u stay?

iyatrustee:
sorry honey, i didnt know that was what you meant.

it's ok, sweety

iyatrustee:
so tell me do still you go there

been ages since i went there, people say it's too crowded these days WITH ASHES,   ,  no where to park your car safely   . Hell i can't remember the last time i went clubin even, prefer nice quiet gardens like afroasia @ wuse 2   , know it?

iyatrustee:
i went clubbing there like 3times with my husband but had to leave when those ashi girls outside wan snatch my boo

he he he, they have completely taken over that club, only men looking for ashes go there now, so sad

Ibiza, oh, Ibiza, so many tales attached to that place,
So Iya clubs  

190:
[color=deeppink]My Boss, Mr Yusuf


i thought the transformer u kissed finished u off the other day[/color]

u wish

dave2:
Yes, 190 am Edo and i also know u are from Edo too

who dash am?

iyatrustee:

i'm tired of this cuba, let's go back to naija, shey?

IT'S Funny how everyone just choose to ignore this guy ^^^^.

Well, Howz everyone today? great i hope!
my luv,

What i meant was that, i'll build her a house as big as a stadium
Well if an ordinary 7 bedroom mansion wld do, no prob then!

Anything for the mother of my Love

iyatrustee:
but why would they not have Eba for international tourist? [s]dat bread and egg no dey hold belle at all[/s] me na Eba i want chop oh

ok, we would find out from the tourist guide where we can find an Nigerian Restaurant, but for now, let us manage to enjoy the one here, Can u stop crying now,

*Holds Iya close to him and gets her into his arms, he wipes her tears* mockingly says to her, "so, it's because of food that u're crying?"

*she smiles childishly* and kisses him on the cheek.

annawhite:
maybe! ;Ddon't u say anything to me!
Aw dare u call my mother a greedy woman

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU, WHERE DID I DO THAT?

iyatrustee:
isnt she my sister for God's sake

@Iya, EBA! this early morning?   let us forget 9ja for a moment and live life, enjoy what the world outside has got to offer, That's y it's called a vacation, Trust me u'll have a lot to tell your people ANNA, DAVE ETC when u get back   ,

*Looking at the hotel's Restaurant menu*

Here, look they have bread and Egg, y don't u try it,  

Maybe Later we can call a Tourist service to take us round the city, hope u have enough memory space in your digi cam.

Anna, and y is it in my house that u're preparing breakfast for ur Hubby?

Sweetheart , Loving this beach view,
u ordered breakfast yet?

Anna, Dave aw una dey 4 9ja? i hear there's tension! HAUSA PIPU WANT TO RULE 4EVA BA

Ms.potato, welcome back,

ahh kpele!!! eh pack gbo gbo ile, ka ma lo

Iya, we're going to the Caribbean, Not Lagos, everything we need is already there, just pack ur personals,

on second thought, we might need them in the jet, it's a 12 hr flight

iyatrustee:
whia is yusuf again? or because say small change don dey him pocket, he don waka

Sorry dear, called by the Commander in Chief to Facilitate Logistics on averting a possible Coup, any ways, situation is calm now, I have ordered some Governors to enforce a 24hr curfew in their states indefinitely until they hear from me

dave2:
Sorry, we went to check one house he said he wants to give his mother inlaw

Thanks, but u don't have to lie for me, Iya knows what i do for a living Already, she understands.

Iya, Sweety, the Jet is waiting, u packed?

Not in Abuja Presently, *let me make a call, Hope the Airport is not shut oh*

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610605.msg8154193#msg8154193 date=1303127289]iya owo ti da ori e ru you no sabi maths again 42,000 X 500 = 21,000,000 not 840,000,000[/quote]Iya, is right, but minus tax, na 825 milla remain   , [s]there goes Latest Mercedes Benz C63 AMG[/s]

@ Iya, don't worry, first lets take a trip to the Caribbean first,   when we return, we would build ur mother a Stadium  

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg8154122#msg8154122 date=1303126872]Do you want me to kiss you too?[/quote]No thanks , i'll pass, Kiss Goldie instead

iyatrustee:
which one be dis again? how much pepper you make from our friend JONA

1 vote equals NGN 20, 000 , i was able to gather 42,000 votes @ NGN 500 per Voters Card do the maths and c my gain , here i also collected bought Dave's Vote, see

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Goldie and Billys

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg8153840#msg8153840 date=1303124925]Yeah it is but can't say more for now. What I'll say though is please keep us especially Ms Potato in your prayers. We need it.[/quote]mehn, watz up? 2days! and y are u kissing my Iya?

Honey, i'm here,  , and Hungry 
@ Dave, where is anna?

iyatrustee:
i am already! no more make up, no weaveon, SU clad in a shapeless Long skirt and a loose Long sleeved shirt. carrying a 32" bible .*singing, i am married to jseus, satan leave me alone

, u can't even spell his name Correctly. It's "Jesus" or JAYSU in ekiti language

iyatrustee:
why you come dey sound like cracked CD

y, do i sound skippy? , i'm hungry, whats up 4 brunch?

iyatrustee:
and somebodies sweetheart is born again

So , No more going to that Shrine, [s]BUT U'RE GOING TO START WEARING LONG SKIRTS, OUCH[/s] any ways, Aw u dey