₦airaland Forum

@toba, why am i not surprised to see u here? I hope u're doing fyn sha, ve u found your Muslim wife yet?

@ deols, nice work amirah! So many muslims out there are not even aware of the true meaning of the word talk more of non-muslims! For many, "Jihad" = "war, suicide bombing, violence etc"

beejaei:
See trouble oohh


Okay, I am not ugly; i do not have body odor; and my mouth does not stink.

NOw that we have cleared that up


I really enjoy dancing (do not know how good I am at it, but i enjoy it).

I really don't think I can do the whole go slow thing.

I am yoruba and we shake our body very well when we dance.


At the club, the bar is downstairs, so i have no chance of inviting a girl for a drink.

ahha, so u knew why all along, yet you started the thread anyways, it's very easy to spot a yoruba guy in a club, "he would be dancing fuji or yahozeey to any genre of music"

Op, "single" as a word is self explanatory, whether u've got a bf/gf or even engaged, so long as there is no legal document to describe or notarize ur union, U ARE SINGLE!


Most forms eg, when opening a bank account, all u see in the box to check for status are "single", "married" or "divorced".


What beats my imagination is when people use terms like "it's complicated" or "in an open relationship". WTF is that
?

bin gbagbo:
she sent this text after the other one, "i am so sorry i didnt invite you for my wedding "
n later said she was pregnat

it seems u still ve some feelings for her, else u wld'nt be reading any slight meaning to her txts, jst ignore them, move on, if u don't reply any, she wld eventually give-up!

, Goldie has found her heart robe , the guy doesn't look bad sha

LMAO and subscribing to Newsletter
"honey, sowi i cldn't reply your bbm cos my subscription expired, cld u be a darling and help me with credit to renew, kisses frm your Love"
take note, keywords in the above statement are bolded.

another instance is when some people buy a new laptop or desktop ps, they throw the manuals, the Operating system and device driver cd's away, then when they have a problem with d pc, they start to look for computer technician/engineer to help them solve a problem that they wld have ordinarily solved themselves with the cd's that came with it. now, some pc manufacturers these days tend to put the cd images in a dedicated portion of the hard disk for easy system recovery, BUT TRUST SOME STUBBORN PEOPLE TO FIND A WAY TO DELETE THAT ONE TOO  

@ op, funny observation indeed, sometime, it's when the appliance has damaged or developed a fault that some people remember it came with a manual,

demwan:
it happened on the 20th and today is the 8 days.

he said am safe on the last day of my menses

but am scared right now.

i want to assume u're referring to d guy u were intimate with here, well, take ebonyvibe's advice and 4get what he said, better safe than sorry.

what sort of nonsense is this? look at the messed up reasons they are pointing out for the actions they are about to take ?

faithful32:




Many would remember that over the past few months, there have remained several disagreements between staff of Airtel, Nigeria and the company’s management over several issues; issues which have led two 2 strike actions within the past 5 months. It should be noted that before now, Airtel’s Call Centre had been run by the subcontracted Nigerian firms: CCSNL, HR Index and Bezaleel. Barely three months after the Indians took over from ZAIN, they introduced their own Subcontracting firms: Tech Mahindra and Spanco BPO to ultimately take over from the Nigerians that have until now run the Abuja and Lagos call centre and the shops as well.
Fast forward: June, 2011. The Indians decided to make some organizational ‘adjustments’. Adjustments that led to the first strike action by the Abuja Call Centre agents. It was decided by the Company’s management that all staff who had gone on leave would be unpaid for those days not worked for; pregnant women to be indiscriminately sacked, termination of medical insurance and delay in the payment of June Salaries. This led to the first strike action which led to the total downing of tools by the Abuja Call Centre agents; an action which led to all customers’ calls being routed to the Lagos call centre. A day later, management had a change of mind and paid staff salaries, the payment of staff salaries that had been on leave and the enrolment of all staff in the National Health Insurance Scheme.
July 18, 20011. Airtel had declared excessive profits from the 2010 year and decided to award CERTAIN staff bonuses ranging into the millions of naira. One would think this largesse would go round all workers but the Indians decided that some staff where MORE EQUAL than others. Call Centre Agents that did 60% of the work were neglected. Also, staff that joined the call centre from November, 2010 till date were never given the benefits of staff lines prompting them to recharge their lines like any other network subscriber (imagine living by the ocean and washing your face with spittle). These issues led to a strike which involved the NLC that lasted over a week and a half. Finally, certain agreement were reached and the company promised to pay bonuses ON OR BEFORE 31ST AUGUST 2011 as contained in a communiqué issued to all staff; an agreement which it has not been acknowledged till date.
Monday, 19th September, 2011. After a meeting between Airtel Managent and their subcontracting Indian firms, Spanco Bpo, Tech Mahindra, and representatives of the workers union, it was decided unanimously by Airtel that ‘all staff salaries, effective from 1st October, 2011, would be reduced by at least 60%’ because “…the company needs to survive as the salaries were to hectic for the company to bear’. As such, call Centre Agents that have since the last two years earned N74,070 would now earn N29600; ‘Junior’ supervisors that have earned N180,000 would now earn N72,000 and some Assistant Managers that have earned N240,000 would now earn N96,000 per month!!!! Imagine Airtel ‘needing’ to survive after a $10.7 billion takeover of Zain, the highest ever trans-continental transaction
Now, with N29,600, how would Call Centre Agents, for instance, pay house rents that range between N80,000 and N450,000 in Lagos and Abuja, buy food, tend to their respective families/friends’ needs then clothe themselves. Seemingly, this is highly IMPOSSIBLE with the newly proposed Airtel salary structures. A corper, for intstance would earn as much as an Airtel Call Centre agent.
Sandeepn Nair, one of the mangers the Indians brought over was quoted to have said that the call centre job was a job not meant for graduates, since it was so in his country. He also claimed that he started work as a call centre agent in his country (a country that tolerates child labour) at the age of 14! Now at 29, his is a ‘proud’ call centre manager. There have been other indications that the proposed salary reduction was due to the ‘extravagant’ life styles (according to the Indians) of the call centre agents at the Abuja call centre. When one visits the Airtel Call Centre at Abuja during a typical shift, several flashy cars are seen parked and it could be mistaken for a car shop. The Indians on the other hand who earn FAR MORE than the workers still chatter cabs to take them to their various destinations. Also, at the staff canteen, while at least 3 Indian mangers ALWAYS share a plate of rice with a bottle of 7up, call centre agents eat lavishly, and individually as well. (Seriously, no pun intended).
One thing the Indians REALLY need to understand is to ‘act like Romans while in Rome’. This is Nigeria! The fact that India permits child labour, Indian-call-centres-run-by-school-drop-outs and the unschooled and peanuts being earned as salaries doesn’t mean it can work in Nigeria. Nigerians would prefer to ‘get rich or die trying’. Fact!
Unless a consensus is reached between Airtel’s managent and Workers union before 30th September, 2011 on NO SALARY REDUCTION, don’t be surprised when you call the Airtel Call Centre with your line’s issues and being unable to go through. Workers are ready to down tools again for as long as possible to press home their demands as there is a planned match to the National Assembly to press home issues.
It should be noted that inhumane working conditions are also being experienced by workers at the Indian run Delta Steel Company at Aladja, Warri, Delta State.eleme petro chemical p/h

Ps: kindly forgive if the word “Indian(s)” used mostly in this article sounds racist. This is because ‘a spade has to be called a spade’

so my Parents cannot buy me a car if what i earn cannot afford me one? or i must eat like a slave because i don't want my boss to see me enjoying? i really feel for anyone working under any Indian own establishment, they are all d same  

oh my Lord, see how clean this car is, i can even eat off that engine , good asking price, too bad i'm a Honda Fan

sleekyb:
^^^ sure you have my time

sure

^^i really wish i had your time, mr. Cockroach

^^^ guy, wld u pls for the sake of Seun, Get off my back side, even if i were Ga-y, i don't think u wld be my type or ve u expanded 190's hole beyond elasticity?

@ italkalot, as on point as u may be, i wld respectfully say u've wasted ur time starting this topic, REASON: Most of d responses from the females wld be directed towards defending themselves irrespective of the fact that u categorically stated clearly that u were not generalizing (but offcourse they wld not care to read through the entire post to see that b4 commenting), hence u get posters responding as though you just woke up one morning and decided to hate on Nigerian Girls. Well, i don't ve much to say except, be carefull out there, Nigerian girls can be loving and exciting to be with and also independent but the types u've met tend to overshadow the good once everywhere u go, WELCOME TO NIGERIA, land of fresh air

Lost almost a Million Naira in the financial melt down of the stock market in 2009 , now i'm into bonds, i was adviced to buy bonds instead of shares earlier on but due to the higher yields of stocks as compared to bonds, i went for the later, now i've learnt the hard way, i'm into bonds now, (not as profitable but as the saying goes "better safe than sorry"

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=768480.msg9223565#msg9223565 date=1317051027]yusuf_@ (m). Bro but how can you expect to pull a chick like Goldie with a name like Yusuf? Oh lard!! [/quote]

Goldieluks:

No mind that malam,he no know him class?

"take my middle finger", and y on earth wld i want a chick lyk goldie ?

Goldieluks:
I don't date same age guys or younger guys.i go for older guys,duh! read btw the lines.
you almost toasted who? hissss,you are lucky you didn't dare to make such move,DUH!

funny enuf, i agree with u there, my friends wld ve turned me into the biggest joke ever

iyatrustee:
@ yusuf, if i fling you, goldie go think say na discuss i throw cos you go lost

, ve u 4gotten i have 6 packs?

Goldieluks:

how does my name fit into your convo? by the way yusuf is 26 yr old boy.

u wld not kill me with laff   , if 26 years old is a boy to u, then u must be a grandmother   , and to imagine i almost toasted you  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=768480.msg9222961#msg9222961 date=1317046911]Brother if you call yoursef  Yusuf here in London, Police will arrest you. Its a bush name (no ofeinse) [/quote]u're insinuating that the police in London are far less literate than the once in Nigeria, well, if that is the case, how come u still roam about the streets with such a name as mr, cork? shouldn't u be in an underground asylum?

iyatrustee:
no you cant! let this be the last time you would be seducing my sister

seduce who? all i ask is us to play janglilover na, she go fling me and i go fling her back, or do u want to join in?  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=768480.msg9222787#msg9222787 date=1317045374]yusuf?  Bro cant you change your name to John or sumtin more user friendly? (no oofeince) [/quote]did u type this while u had an erekshun? allow it subside so your brain wld get enuf blood to think and realize that my name is more user friendly than urs,

sleekyb, can we have a fling? u fling me, i fling u

i hope "low key" does not mean there wld not be a public holiday oh

These ex-mend guys must be joking, here are what they wld achieve if they embark on their senseless adventure
1. Ignite an un-needed war
2. Get themselves wiped out (killed)

So they actually think that it is the typical backwards hausa/fulani abokis that are behind BH? Safe journey.

I guess their motive is to go & help their broda Jona to solve an issue he is unable to tackle! Talk of eye service! Shior!

This is just jst beyond absurd! D length at which people wld go to test their imaginations amazes me, soon someone wld come here to tell us the exact monetary value of romance, smh.

Somebody on this thread owes man Ʊ fans an apology, we re waiting oh!

^i pity Ʊ, Ʊ must come back here in 3 hrs time to apologize for this.

@ toba, yes i'm under 30, i'm 26. & i am a graduate! By d way u ought to stop picking on people! It's not in the xracter of a gentleman.

& since u dont ve a sister to give me, then i'll advise u delete my sister 'bhusayor' off ur list.

^ i'm not married! U want to give me ur sister? I like xtian ladies!