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i'll give u a ring

Now i'm beginning to believe what they say about 190 being a computer program seun installed to spice up NL, but if i'm wrong, then i'll need someone to pls explain how he can be online 24/7 posting at every hour , i mean, by the basic definition of a living thing, 190 is surely an exception, i must say

190, i don't envy u right now at all oh, and to think that this even made home page, na wa oh.  

cogitoErgo:
Nawa o! Is this a Jos crises or Plateau crisis? Everytng dat hapend n Plateau state s always taged 'Jos crisis' fo dats wot sells. Heipan s n Barkin-ladi and nt Jos, nothing s realy hapening n Jos, only mild tension

u're right there, the main Jos itself has been peaceful for a long time now, don't understand y the media always relate every crisis in the state to Jos? don't they do their research on the geography of a Location b4 putting out their news?  just look at d topic even "10 killed in Fresh Jos Attacks"

wld u accept a trade-off "my 2003 Accord In Very Good Condition(140km mileage) + NGN1.5m" for this? and pls tell me those are not plastic wheel covers i see  ?

Iya, u no try at all oh, u're celebrating ur golden jubilee, no drinks, no food, no music, na so so tok everybody dey tok, is it supposed to be a meeting or what?

toba:
Thank you. Pls get off my territory. I have a stake where u are going

ur territory? have u 4gotin what this thread is about? everyone here is fasting while u're busy enjoying ur 20 naira gala and pure water on the streets of ojuelegba

ok, Toba, i agree u're a pastor, now, let us stop derailing this thread, it's meant for something much more serious than what u and i are discussing here we can take it to the romance chat room if u want.

homeboy? whats up today? bdw i've told u b4, this wan u're always shaking ur head i billion times a day, eh go fall throwey one day oh

Iya, Have u 4gotin yesterday, when u asked goldie how much she bought the g-string, she was just going erm erm erm b4 she changed the topic to 190's drug addiction

ok, my yim id is on my profile, wld be 9ce if we cld chat off NL y i come dey do like toba now

iyatrustee:
odiaero don crase finish! @ yusuf, thanks but i prefer an X6

ok, u can give me the keys to d 3 series then, nxt year, i'll remember to get you the x6  

iya take, a special bed day gift frm me to u  

@ Goldie, how are u, long tim, hope the g-string u looted fit well  

Amirah Bhusayor, if i lower my gaze, aw wld i drive? u want me to get accident?    by the way, i did not gaze @ your curves, i only looked once, shey them say, looking once no be sin?  , ramadan is going fyn, can't believe it's half gone already.

bhusayor:
Hmnnn

No energy to tok cos u're fasting ba? i understand, re u on yim?

Dyt:
Yh sure
i love wen ppl ask

, you tooo?

bhusayor:
Smh at toba! You always here and there.

@op,

i hope the fasting if having a positive effect on that fantastic & breath taking curves of urs?

toba:
Busayo temi nikan. What ve i done this time?

can't u read signs? it says "military zone, keep off" , by the way, aw u dey?

^^^ dont u get tired of chasing chicks on NL? , now u want to denounce ur own religion because of woman, omo pastor indeed?

bhusayor:
Yeah, I'♍ a muslim,a proud one, , why the surprise?

i think i'm more elated than surprised, pls don't ask me y

toba:
Mukinatu where are u? some bobobby is trying to harass your humble and loyal toba . I have been fasting since ramadam began but now im angry im going to eat rice and beans

u can eat Lizard head pepper soup if u like

*whispers into Ammamat's ear "be very carefull with dyt, she can be so naughty!" *

now, this is what i call a machine, but @ the cost.

bin gbagbo:
Just dont know what is wrong with this my woman, the least thing annoys her, n the least thing makes her cry.helepu me!

How come u're always having relationship problems , however, to helepu u small, U just have to accept her for what she is "HIGHLY EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE" person, many ladies out there are like that, what u both need is communication and understanding, u two shld have a discussion, tell her u don't always intend to hurt her feelings or annoy her and she should also tell u the things that turn her off so u can try as much as possible to avoid doing or saying those things, it's called compromise, and u wld do it if u truly love her

^^^Hey, get the fck out of my head, was just about to post what u just said, anyways,
@ OP, i'm sure u did not need to post this topic except u're not a Nigerian or don't live in Nigeria. even a 2 year old born and living in Nigeria knows the answer to your question. 

OP, "You can't eat ur cake and have it", not saying u cant get a marriageable lady who is also beautiful, but u and i know that is like winning a presidential race

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Self-sufficient and independant women?


[b]Or simply ashamed?[/b]perhaps if they had not reached the desired stage where they have thought they would be and this woman already has achieved that all?


Men & women what are your views?


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confused @ bolded, though It all boils down to the Egocentric nature of the man in question, but i wld want to believe that in this world of today, men dating and getting married to women more accomplished than they are is becoming a thing of the norm, only downside is it's usually more challenging to maintain such relationships.

bhusayor:
Thought my first 10 days of ramadan would be at home,but I am in school,

Alhamdullilahi, its been good, started my Quran recitations already and ​ hope to complete It Insha Allah!

U re a Muslim , hmmn, let me keep quiet b4 i break this fast subconsciously.

^^ Back @ Yah,   

Truth be told, we the handsome guys of this planet are few in Number

Served in Abuja (2008 Batch A, Stream 2), mehn, come see the number of Ibo women with giangantic Brest and A$$es wey full every where, if man no wear jeans boxers under hin white shokot, na so hin go dey waka about with erecshun up and down the camp . but the time for action came later on although it rained heavy during the camp fire nite, what a big f0k-up.

Pls, auto enthusiasts and expert advisers here on Nairaland, i need your help in choosing which of the below Compact SUV's (i understand they all lie in the same cost bracket) to purchase, i live in the north and i don't drive down south where the roads are bad, so the issue of Ruggedness is not my problem, i just want to know which is less problematic in terms of electrical and mechanical issues. Though, i hear the CRV usually develops Axle problems, however it seems to be the most common on the road amongst the three, thanks in advance for your contributions.

Note: i'm specific about 2005- 2006 models of these car.