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What is an orton?

Iya, y are u feeling so guilty? u now have to come here and make a big scene, me, another wife?  

iyatrustee:
not sleep with the driver but sleep close to the driver's room afterall you sleep close to the nannies room

so u're of the opinion that 2 wrongs make a right, don't u think it wld make sense if we both agree not to do anything to hurt each other instead of u making requests [s]and making it seem like i'm begging u to love me back[/s] , i hope i'm wrong though,

^^^ help me see trouble oh, so now na permission to sleep with driver she dey find? i'm so speechless.

y are u treating me like one Alhaji?

oya take

dave2:
This Iya like shakara no be small
I wonder what she did when she was a young woman many years ago

that's y i like her

OMG, u sure do know how to bring out the beast in a man,
but i'll tell u this, i'm not that vulnerable, so i'm going to go ahead and do this
"YES, I'M APOLOGIZING" once again "I'M SORRY"

dave2:
Iya, u are to apologize to Yusuf please.

it's obvious she does not think she ought to

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg8095887#msg8095887 date=1302461149]i'm not in the mood for all these your idle accusations, i only announced my arrival so 2morrow u wld not say i did not sleep at home.[/quote]Iya, u want me to apologize for this, u're serious right? wow, well then, here u go, i'm sorry though i meant it as a joke.

But just as Dave pointed out, if u do not apologize to me for referring to me as just a number (one of ur toasters) , then i guess, u don't value me at all.

dave2:
Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How can you say he left for 2 weeks unattended to

Anyway, nobody is divorcing anybody, except you have another guy u are admiring but remember your age and looks ooooo

thanks for ur indulgence, but pls dont refer to my Iya in that manner again.

iyatrustee:
i actually have my toasters in hundreds

i'm very sure you do, i mean, Y do u think i feel lucky to have u.

Iya, So u think a divorce is the best solution to our problem?

i 100% agree with anna Nyash is not Nyansh

^^ & u can go and french kiss hot pressing Iron and unlike you, i don't care

annawhite:
Goodmorning house!
Who invited 190 in,please I dnt want him shooking bottle into somebody's nyash!whose birthday?
Told u before n I'm telling you again------ I can't be yr second fiddle

where is REED and IYA, oya come and see, even annawhite agrees with me in the correct spelling of Nyash

*GIVES 190 A STERN LOOK*

iyatrustee:
also help me listen to "i wish i wasn't by Heather Headly

don't know that song and the musician artist either, lets stop all these and make-up, oya come let's go and eat at calabar kitchen, 2day i'll take u with me, so u wld see u've got nothing to fear, (those girls all combined are not half way as sexy as u re)

@ Annawhite, WE ARE NOT FIGHTING

iyatrustee:
this is it

thanks, he grabs the key iya hand's him, they both hop into the Ferrari, she gives him a peck , they zoom off

^^^ u sound sad about it, i do not remember filling for a divorce?
i don't want to loose,
i still want you,
i'll do anything not to loose u.

please help me listen to "one more night" by phil collins

190:
[color=deeppink]^ dare me and watch me do it [/color]

DONT U EVER GET TIRED OF THIS?

seriously, where is everybody, is there a war happening some where i'm not aware of? *TUNING TO CNN*

190? AGAIN!!! SO you've finally recovered from ur "please marry me inked_nerd" syndrome, i see u're up some fresh new mischief, well i got bad news for u,

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i feel home alone

^^^ what is sad? how u doing this morning?

Y I'M I NOT THE FIRST TO POST TODAY , DAMN IT, ANNA, WHAT ARE U DOING UP SO EARLY
Morning Everybody

i'm not in the mood for all these ur idle accusations, i only announced my arrival so 2morrow u wld not say i did not sleep at home.

hmmm, reed, all this dayz me and iya dey come ur house, u never offer us food chop oh, even d extra smooth wey u serve me that day hot like tea.

@ babe, are u sure it ms. casava u actually came 2 c?

^^^ na u put me 4 creek ba?

@ iya, c me now!!! i don come house, oya take

i'll pay 1.1m, u game?

YEAH, Kinda busy since morning, i've been online the whole time though,

Potato, hope u're doing fine , miss u 2

where did my love go?

^^^ y is it inside our house this people are now fighting?  , see how they are destroying the furnitures

hmmmm, this one u guy's are fighting someone that has no idea what is going on, na wa oh

^^^ SUSPECT ME, of what?

dave2:
Thanks Yusuf for the offer of pistol
But i dont think a pistol can do the job ooooooo cos the man am seeing is em em em em em em  .

Please, lend me a machine gun

bro, i'm not a recruit, i don't handle machine gun, u can get an Ak47 from a policeman the ones they seized from robbers they catch, i'ts just N7,500 

tell dat to dave,
@ dave, i can lend u a pistol if u're interested, no wrestling skill can beat the power of a bullet, u know  

iyatrustee:
He does not know that i have emptied the condoms and its only the pack that is left

seems more like thats what he is planning

the more the fun

dave2:
.

Exactly the same  problem  am being faced with Anna; inability to recognize priorities  

@Yusuf, why should i ask Orton?
Am going to crash the system tonight and then reformat it with my new password

Ah, u wan rap3 iya sister?

iyatrustee:
even the indomie don finish my guy, you know say i like clean cars before you gree marry me so why are you complaining

So i can go ahead and eat all my meals at calabar kitchen ba? thank you for your approval, infact i'm going for brunch now
*hops into his ferrari, opens the pidgeon hole, ~protection is intact~* off he zooms.  

iyatrustee:
does anyone here like wrestling :

since the days of blue pant vs red pant   , i stopped liking wrestling   , y do u ask, u wrestle?