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iyatrustee:
yes naw! no be wetin i use Behind up dat Cadillac bus wey you give me? or didnt you notice i have alloy spinners on it naw

y are u spending all the money on car? see now, no soup in the house, u want me to eat indomie again ba?, after u go vex if i say i dey go calabar kitchen.

dave2:
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I left Anna at home, she refused me touching her all through the night
I kept vigil cos of that; just to at least drive in there once, but her system denied my password

ask oton for the password, since na him login last  

@ DAVE, i'm good, aw's Anna?
Iya, i'm hungry, that Dave settlement don finish?

I think the question we shld all be asking now is "IS INEC READY FOR 2MORROW?"

iyatrustee:
anytime dear

then i guess someone hijacked ur username here, anyways sha, , aw was ur nite?

dave2:
Thanks for your concerns dear.
But relax your mind, orton or whatever is his name can not take Anna sweet from me

i sense a DEJAVU, Good day to all

2 MILLION NAIRA? AND IT'S NOT EVEN LEATHER SEAT   oh, i can see, u're new here, Good luck catching your maga sha 

How Sad, that something as free and simple as Love can cost so much,

iyatrustee:
na play naw

ok,

^^^ see your mouth, and u say i don't sleep at home,

iyatrustee:
he does once in a while but anytime he sleeps there, he overworks me that i end up crying [s] i tink too many calabar babes and the magani wey him dey drink dey[/s]

And yet, you wrap your whole self around me until morning making me feel discomforted atimes 

dave2:
Really
Nights nko?

Ask Iya, she'll give u details

He is trying to work so he can provide for his family,

Iya, so u want me to send my boys to bangle up dave? just becos he made a joke,  well because of my luv for u, if u still want me to do it, just let me know, i would not think twice

*dave get's on his kneels to say his longest prayer ever*

Iya, my boys are waiting for my instruction

dave2:
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What are we not talking about here
We just heard it from the horse's wife's mouth

u dare to refer to my wife as a horse

Everyday una no dey tire 2 accuse me

dave2:
Wetin happen 1985

she reported him to her class mistress

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610605.msg8071174#msg8071174 date=1302167778]yusuf so that tire you removed from the car was the direction abi? So na the old tire you go put?!

Annawhite good morning Defender[/quote]i just dey manage the old one until i send my driver, Jonathan to go buy new ones from pirelli

iyatrustee:
fairly used tryes wey him buy for area 1

u saw my car at Area 1, wait first, where is that idiot driver? i told him to buy from Pirelli, he went to that mini onitcha to buy tyres for my precious Ferrari, someone is getting fired today, Jonathan!!!!!!!!!! come here.

iyatrustee:
morning guys! anyone seen yusuf around as for that dave, he better no show face for hia today if not i wld slice his

i'm here swit-hat, aw u doing this morning? take,

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610605.msg8070420#msg8070420 date=1302160406]No babes am still at home. Will leave home about 11 am expecting someone.

I saw yusuf looking for vulcaniser. I don't know why he went to buy fake tire for those rims I bought him.[/quote]because the car no get tires b4 ba? , i was just asking the vulcaniser for directions

@ every one, morning

@ anna, area!

only hmmmm that i said and cold is catchin somebody,

@ dave, tnx bro, but i can handle him without stress.

@ donpuzo, u're  a very wise person 2 stay away, the last guy that came near my luv is still unable 2 sit with his ar5e. and by the way i'm just a soldier not an Army, so no 2 fear.

*singing "2day na 2day"*

hmmmm

^^^ i'll leave iya to handle you

dave2:
What terms of agreement is that
Annasweet is not even on sight

so u did not read and sign the agreement b4 payment, ah, this one pass one chance oh

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg8065972#msg8065972 date=1302104357]Iya, Wassup with that face now? Or you dont want Yusuf again?

ok, I guess u must be tired of seeing the same face for 5 years. May I introduce you to Dave 2 instead while Anna can have Yusuf?  [/quote]

dave2:
Cos is either Anna or nothing nobody

lover boy

Dave, Iya don do u one chance, 2 show u sey Abj people open eye to, sori, u hear, take heart, we look forward to seeing ur application next year  

dave2:
Why is Anna keeping me waiting now
Does she not know that there are a thousand and one cute ladies on NL ?

u're on ur own there oh, or did u not read the terms of contract of the agreement between you and Iya, b4 paying the money

he he he

dave2:
Yusuf, is a lie 
U said i should go after u were in one tight corner with that well trimmed backyard Calabar yellow lady

u mean yellow as in MTN? if some one yellow, u no go fear?

iyatrustee:
^^^^Yellow lady? does she have plenty upper balls? and oversized lower basins

so now you take dave's word as against that of ur Love

Dave, Go and listen to ~lonely by Akon~

iyatrustee:
Please, help call yusuf, i miss him so much

i'm here honey, dave abandoned me at the calabar kitchen [s]mehn, them wan kill me with food for there[/s]

@ Dave, Let me ask for permission from Iya first, Iya? [s]Dave has paid, let us render the service na [/s]

iyatrustee:
what exactly are you loving i guess you were to busy loving you didnt see this


are you still sitting down? i expect you to have dislocated one of Dave's hand by now
just tactics to show you what he can do if he collides with the right babe

ok, go ahead, i'm solidly behind you, break hin head join sef

luving this

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg8063745#msg8063745 date=1302087829]yusuf na hausa chinese [/quote]h3ll no, i'm not even African in any way