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Romance › Re: I Love Him But I Dont Know How To Tell Him! by yusuf2(m): 9:30am On Aug 05, 2011

cashben85:
I have been observing this guy in my office since November 2010. For sure I know that he loves me. But I don't know how to get him to speak to me and tell me. That look in his eyes and the way he looks at me says it all. I don't want to take any impulsive step, as I want him to come to me in his own time. But my biggest regret will be if one of us quits the office and we have still not been able to speak to each other. We just exchange glances, that's all, but one thing is sure he cares for me. You can say that I can read his mind and I know for sure he loves me. I am a woman I need words too. I wish at least once he could tell me I love you. It looks like I will have to wait my entire life for him!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Riddle!- Story Of Three Friends by yusuf2(m): 1:02pm On Aug 04, 2011

first of all, this is in the wrong section undecided

Pardon my use of Financial terms, i'm not an accountant, but i think i can give u an answer though

i want to believe an accurate book keeping record is achieved when (Credit - Debit = 0) or the other way round, not sure which is correct, hence the basis for my answer

Credit part : (buyers end)
(amt each of them initial contributed - amount returned to each by servant) x 3 = ($20 - $2) x 3 = ($18 x 3)= $54

Debit part : (sellers end)
(Cost of Clock + Amount pocketed by Servant) = ($50 + $4) = $54

since, credit - debit = 0 , $54 - $54 = 0 *there is no missing $2*
there's no mathematical calculation that wld explain where that $2 has gone, it all boils down to the fact that as long as the buyers are not aware of the $4 pocketed by the servant, then everything is fine !

This is how some accountants Get rich overnight. shocked

, Hence the need for Auditors. cool

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Rich Guys Are Too Scared To Get Married? by yusuf2(m): 10:10am On Aug 04, 2011

hmm, so we are this many in Number? shocked

@ Toba, This ur "i don't do s\ex" thing is beginning to get on my nerves oh angry

NYSC › Re: Condom Scarcity At NYSC Orientation Camp by yusuf2(m): 9:56am On Aug 04, 2011

toba:
SMH. The condom that was given to me 4 years ago is still with me till date. I have no one to use it on. At the back of the condom, they wrote 'not to be sold' on it. Its still in my room as we speak. The girl i would use it on must be very special and dare to me

Guy, u want to use an expired condom on very special girl? huh

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Romance › Re: Who Is Romance Section Most Romantic Dude? by yusuf2(m): 5:47pm On Aug 03, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=726552.msg8847195#msg8847195 date=1312389487]Apparently:

1) Be FUNNY! grin

2)Be a fake-a$$ Nigga! grin

3) Suck-up to the ladies! grin

4)Argue with Guys because of the ladies! grin

5)Say that you can Take a bullet for your Girlfriend/wife! grin

LMAO!

[/quote]then i want my name off that list angry

Fashion › Re: What Do Hair Dressers Do That Really Annoy You? by yusuf2(m): 4:44pm On Aug 03, 2011

they charge too much for Brazilian hair angry

Romance › Re: Who Is Romance Section Most Romantic Dude? by yusuf2(m): 4:41pm On Aug 03, 2011

hmm, how can 190 be more romantic than me?

i can only imagine how big his head is right now undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 12:37pm On Aug 03, 2011

^^^ beta stop dat ruff play oh angry

, or u go wound oh.

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland 2011 Ethnic Census. by yusuf2(m): 12:28pm On Aug 03, 2011

REP S NIG:
[size=16pt]THE RESULTS OF THE POLL IS FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT THE NORTH HARDLY PARTICIPATES IN SUCH FORUMS BECAUSE OF THEIR EDUCATION DEFICIT. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST POPULOUS, BUT YOU CANNOT SEE THEM HERE IN ANY SUBSTANTIVE NUMBERS. RATHER TINY MINORITIES ARE SHOWING MORE NUMBERS THAN THE SUPPOSED NUMBER ONE MAJORITY - THE HAUSA.

THE IDEA OF HUGE POPULATION IN THE NORTH IS AN ELECTORAL AND POLITICAL MYTH.

ASIDE FROM THIS, THEIR EDUCATION DEFICIT IS JUST AMAZING.

LET US HAVE THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTHERN NIGERIA. [/size]

And u're making this your assumption from a nairaland census poll? can u be anymore delusional? the population of members of Nairaland is not even up to 750k (Now compare with the population of Nigeria as a whole). it wld have been more reasonable if u had based your point on the ratio of Educated people (or the population of people with access to the internet) in the South to that of the North.

@ OP, majority of the tribes in the middle belt is not on that ur list, like mine, BDW, u shld have combined Hausa with Fulani.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 12:12pm On Aug 03, 2011

iyatrustee:
somebody wants to die

who

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 11:52am On Aug 03, 2011

i was only able to pay half, u ma know how wife for their family cost angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 11:47am On Aug 03, 2011

iyatrustee:
@ yusuf, take wetin? u now dey go calabar again

i'm back, ur papa say make i come back for receipt (hin say the receipt book finish yesterday undecided

) for the balance of the dowry wey i go pay un top ur head kiss

dave2:
Yusuf wants to do Iya and Anna same time

where u go hear that one now? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 11:38am On Aug 03, 2011

iyatrustee:
something deep down tells me you are newid

Deep down where? shocked

, by the way, take kiss

dave2:
Yusuf, be man enough and admit okay

I admit i am NOT newid, are u okay now?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 11:05am On Aug 03, 2011

iyatrustee:
Goldie, i need to ask you who exactly is newid? 190 or yusuf cos i am confused

Goldieluks:
me am confused too,but am 65% sure he is 190.

iyatrustee:
so na to play along with whoever is behind it.

Goldieluks:
ii don tell am say make him keep off!!!

Romance › Re: The Cheap Girls Are Sending Real Men Away From Marriage. by yusuf2(m): 10:49am On Aug 01, 2011

claremont:
Can someone please read this dissertation and do me a 4 line abstract, cheerz.

does post have to be a dissertation to u? undecided

@ op, u're on point jor

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 12:04pm On Jul 29, 2011

@ Dave, so u're a an Arsenal ~~Hypertension~~ FC fan shocked

, pls leave there and join the winning team (Man u cool

) b4 u die of stroke oh shocked

Romance › Re: Do You Love Your Spouse 2years After, When Does Love Expire? by yusuf2(m): 11:53am On Jul 29, 2011

this is so inspiring, Nairaland! God bless Seun

Romance › Re: 3 Yrs Too Long Out Of A Relationship by yusuf2(m): 10:09am On Jul 29, 2011

bknight:
i only said i wasnt in a relationship, i meant a serious one, doesnt mean i've nt had punnie for that long. i needed one to like d things i like so there'll be no dull moment, so i tried hooking up with chicks who came to watch movies but found out in many other areas they're zero. chicks in d office na long thing. church girls? i'm not cut out for Vs + i no wan offend God.not many chicks into programming.jeez i'm i that rare? i guess i'll keep looking for dat rare kind of mine

Bro, don't be worried, there are many guys like u out there (some out of a relationship for more than 5 years), for most, it's their choice and they are really enjoying it, i'm sure u wld agree with me that there are hardly any girls out there worth getting into a serious relationship with these days (due to their excessive material demands and also considering the fact that they contribute almost nothing into the relationship apart from seks), i'll advise u don't go about in search of a girlfriend because ladies have a way of sensing desperation also and they would take full advantage of it leaving u at the end worse off than u were b4 u met her, as for being lonely, u don't need a girlfriend to have fun, find something that interest you, and hang out with ur guy pals often (i'm not suggesting u turn g-a-y oh!)

if on the other hand, u're looking for much more than just a girlfriend (a wifey), then i have not much to say other than, "Good luck in ur search for that ms right and be very carefull"

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Romance › Re: What Is The Best Gift U Can Give To A Girl ? by yusuf2(m): 5:09pm On Jul 27, 2011

i feel for any guy who just fell in luv recently and is reading this, particularly if the lady in question is materialistic cry

Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Get Sydney Sheldon, John Grisham And Other Interesting Novels For Free! by yusuf2(m): 12:27pm On Jul 27, 2011

i feel for these writers oh, see how their sweat are been spread about the net like sand,

yinkalink:
Yeah,m still waitin too

so u too like free thing shocked

Romance › Re: She Took Poison Cos Of Me by yusuf2(m): 9:34am On Jul 27, 2011

So this crap eventually made home page, SSMH undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 2:44pm On Jul 26, 2011

:d :d :d , what's up wif all diz divorce tok, me no rememba eva bin married to any iya oh, dave, rastafaman, be long tym me no sight ya man, u ina d area?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dave2's Mahjong Parlour with his Buddies! by yusuf2(m): 2:35pm On Jul 26, 2011

Romance › Re: Girls Demands In A Relationship by yusuf2(m): 11:49pm On Jul 25, 2011

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^You don't need to sound so dis-heartened, seriously if you KNOW what you want & know that it's good for and also ready to make some sacrifices for this it's fine.[/color]

(BB, BIS, brazilian hair, rent, refill call cards, just to mention a few) I just hope these are not d kind of sacrifices u're talking about. Note that some guys out there can actually do these things listed and more for a girl he really likes if he can afford it, it's just discouraging to c how some ladies put so much emphasis on material things all in d name of love. Bottom line, "some men are just too gullible to their attack, smh"

Romance › Re: Girls Demands In A Relationship by yusuf2(m): 8:00pm On Jul 25, 2011

I'm tired of seeing this kind of topic all the time, even when I sit with my clique to have some drinks and cool off and the topic 2 discuss gets 2 women issue, this polished advanced begging behaviour is usually the highlight. When are these ladies going to realize that gradually, a time wld come wen boyz wld stop smiling? Well, thank God, it did not take long for me to realize that dating a jobless lady, corper or student is one of the biggest trouble a typical nigerian man can get himself into. for me to realize that dating a jobless lady, corper or student is one of the biggest trouble a typical nigerian man can get himself into.

Romance › Re: How Can A Guy Propose To A Lady That Is Older Than Him By 3years by yusuf2(m): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2011

"Mommy, wld u marry me?" kiss

@ 190,

Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between A Relationship And A Friendship? by yusuf2(m): 2:10pm On Jul 23, 2011

Phate07:
What is the difference between a relationship and a friendship?

Guy, Friendship is a type of relationship: It's like asking "what is the difference between Rice and Food ?" . Duh

Nairaland General › Re: What's This Rumour Making The Rounds by yusuf2(m): 11:03am On Jul 23, 2011

this is just too interesting and when i was beginning to think this weekend might be boring *grabs popcorn and sits two seats away from 190* cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Be A Yeye Fowl With Ms. Potato Today! Free Entry! by yusuf2(m): 2:50pm On Jul 22, 2011

^^^ OK, It's yah turn cheesy

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