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IslamRe: Toba Speaks On Why He Is Attracted To Muslim Girls And Would Like To Marry One by yusuf2(m): 1:14pm On Sep 18, 2011
^i think that was a bit harsh toba, soft pedal, bros!
IslamRe: Toba Speaks On Why He Is Attracted To Muslim Girls And Would Like To Marry One by yusuf2(m): 12:44pm On Sep 18, 2011
@ Toba, i'm gud oh, my soul is still inside my body! By d way, i hope Ʊ informed Ʋr pastor as well as other members of the church congregation that they wld no more b seeing u in church again cos u've decided to put ur dream of getting a muslim wife into reality?
IslamRe: Toba Speaks On Why He Is Attracted To Muslim Girls And Would Like To Marry One by yusuf2(m): 12:26pm On Sep 18, 2011
^ lol, ameerah! see how Ʊ're xposing my behind, i hope toba did not go to church oh angry
IslamRe: Toba Speaks On Why He Is Attracted To Muslim Girls And Would Like To Marry One by yusuf2(m): 12:04pm On Sep 18, 2011
Oh my God, i cant believe i did not see this thread until it hit the home page! So Toba's obsession for Muslim nl ladies finally got this kind of enormous attention! Well, first of all, i must give u all (Toba in paticular) kudos for making ur posts & responses non-offensive (hardly u see threads that involve religious differences without insults & this one got to 10 pages with reasonable comment "no insults"). Secondly, Toba, after all deol, bhusayor & others have said about u having to convert not because u want to get a Muslim wife but because u purely want to become a true believer in the Islamic faith, i suggest u start to gather facts, start to read & learn more about true & pure Islam (the little Quranic verses u learnt & fasting is so not enough). I hope i did not waste my time posting this cos i am assuming Ʊ're serious with Ʋr quest! u having to convert not because u want to get a Muslim wife but because u purely want to become a true believer in the Islamic faith, i suggest u start to gather facts, start to read & learn more about true & pure Islam (the little Quranic verses u learnt & fasting is so not enough). I hope i did not waste my time posting this cos i am assuming Ʊ're serious with Ʋr quest!
RomanceRe: 45 Things A Girl Want, But Won't Ask For: by yusuf2(m): 3:15pm On Sep 15, 2011
I want to believe ur target audience is men that don't know how to furk well! huh
RomanceRe: It's Hard Being A Hot Guy by yusuf2(m): 3:08pm On Sep 15, 2011
Lol @ replies
I ve the feeling op is still a teenager
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rumors In Nigeria: Best Nigerian Rumours So Far? by yusuf2(m): 1:22pm On Sep 15, 2011
1. Bush babies
2. Madam koi-koi
3. Killer beans

By the way, i heard d world wld end on 11/11/11 @ 11:11 am.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Plans To Overtake Egypt & RSA On Economic Growth by yusuf2(m): 8:28am On Sep 10, 2011
What can we other than to wait & see! Wish i could lay my hands on a copy of that plan though.
PoliticsRe: Gej Vs Yara'dua by yusuf2(m): 7:55am On Sep 08, 2011
yar'adua = embarassed
GEJ = huh
RomanceRe: How I Met My Wife Skydeep(a Nairalander) by yusuf2(m): 2:38pm On Sep 07, 2011
iyatrustee:
Yusuf, when are you going to start our own thread? undecided undecided undecided
undecided i thought we already had our own thread? , bdw, how u doing? Lng tym! sad
AutosRe: Pls Help: , German007 Failed To Deliver My Vehicle Since March 2011 by yusuf2(m): 7:26pm On Sep 06, 2011
This is just too sad, i bought d car i'm currently using & the one b4 if from 2 different nairalanders, i'm one who is known to always take risks like this but this kind of scenarios don't portray a good image for auto dealers on NL as i'm compelled 2 ve 2 think deep in my nxt dealings with a nairalander . & to also imagine dat this particular dealer (german007) has had this same issue b4, so so sad.
RomanceRe: bb by yusuf2(m): 6:37pm On Sep 06, 2011
@ op, u're so so wrong, u stated somewhere that u're married, well, based on dαt fact, ȋ'd like to chip in this "with all due respect, u need to show yur wife love at any time u get d chance to" the alternative can be catastrophic. only an immature or single man wld start a topic like this.
RomanceRe: How I Met My Wife Skydeep(a Nairalander) by yusuf2(m): 6:25pm On Sep 06, 2011
@ xynerise, if i remember quite well, u once told a story similar to this about two or three months ago or was it skydeep?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Members Are Trained In Algeria And Afghanistan? by yusuf2(m): 8:05pm On Sep 02, 2011
We re still waiting, by the way, i jst want to state how unpatriotic it ȋ̊s for nigerians to continue  blaming GEJ for all thiz, this ȋ̊s beyond the power of one man
RomanceRe: Naija Babes, We Are Pleading! by yusuf2(m): 2:49pm On Aug 31, 2011
lol @ topic, what are u pleading for? are they forcing d money out of u?
RomanceRe: An Interesting Conversation Between A Ph Boy And A Calabar Babe. Lol: by yusuf2(m): 8:06am On Aug 30, 2011
LMAO @ "una been dey phuck for cassette"
PoliticsRe: Crisis In Jos by yusuf2(m): 4:03pm On Aug 29, 2011
Jst drove frm british america though secretariat junction all d way to nipss, kuru, no sign of any unrest, most shops are locked how ever. Cld see black fumes rising into d sky.
EducationRe: Imo To Give Free Education To Northern Muslims’ Children by yusuf2(m): 9:46am On Aug 23, 2011
i only hope they would be willing to accept the Gesture considering the fact that Northerners Generally do not appreciate the idea of western education, and i'm just wondering why the emphasis on Northern Muslims? there are equally Muslims in the South / South-West. undecided
FamilyRe: Is My Salary Enough To Get Married? (N45,000) by yusuf2(m): 5:45pm On Aug 22, 2011
OP, no long story, except u live in the village and already have ur own house, don't let anybody deceive u, 45,000 IS NOT ENOUGH TO START A FAMILY IN NIGERIA OF TODAY !!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Romance Section: Happy Birthday Dyt by yusuf2(m): 9:36am On Aug 22, 2011
^^^ this early morning? when pips are recovering from hang-over embarassed
Car TalkRe: Is Drunk Driving A Crime In Nigeria? by yusuf2(op): 9:09am On Aug 22, 2011
sucessful1:
This post has just proved that vast majority of 9ja citizens does not even know 9ja laws,

see them all saying no it's not crime to drink and drive in 9ja,it's a crime although the cops
are not doing their job well.
i've got a soft copy of the Penal code and the 1999 Constitution, i've gone through them and there is no reference to Drunk driving, so except it was added during the recent amendment, i'd say my question remains on point.
IYA NGBALI:
no it is not a crime we give awards and cash prize to them. oponu ode with silly question
Was that necessary? undecided if u knew u cld not give a reasonable answer, cld'nt u just read and move along without posting?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Romance Section: Happy Birthday Dyt by yusuf2(m): 7:23am On Aug 21, 2011
Dyt dear! Hafy betday! ȋ̊'ve got α̲̅ surprise gift for Ʊ, it's inbitwin my legz. "Wait first! Ȋ̊s ϑα̲̅t α̲̅ strand of grey hair ȋ̊ see on Ʋr head?" shocked
RomanceRe: She Walked Over To Where I Was Sitting And Offered Me An Orange by yusuf2(m): 7:14am On Aug 21, 2011
this ȋ̊s my own story: wen mercy johnson was our house girl in 1997, she disvirgined me
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by yusuf2(m): 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2011
annawhite:
Aunty fickle;i give to you !!!!yusuf anoda confuse fellow cool
see who is talking, u that derive pleasure from kicking men in the crouch  huh huh undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by yusuf2(m): 11:50am On Aug 19, 2011
so, Aunty Fickle has become oprah of NL,
who wld be Dr. Phil then huh

@ Toba, better take Bhusayor off that ur list b4 u run into a bomb blast angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by yusuf2(m): 1:25pm On Aug 18, 2011
mehn, i was scared to click on the topic at first, kai, OP, easy naaaw, Men are at least useful for giving u children
Car TalkIs Drunk Driving A Crime In Nigeria? by yusuf2(op): 11:39am On Aug 18, 2011

1. Accidents "auto crash" happen everyday, It's was destined by God  undecided
2. Bad Road

The two above statements are the most common reasons Nigerians tend to give when Auto accidents happen mostly ignoring the physiological or mental state of the driver(s) involved in the crash b4 it occurred. As much as i wld like to agree that the poor state of roads coupled with the fact that most Nigerian drivers don't take certain safety precautions/measures while driving are causes of most accidents, a drunk (under the influence of alcohol) person behind a steering wheel is as dangerous as driving a car without breaks. I'm very sure if statistics are to be taken, there would be a significant ratio of drunken driver related accidents as to other causes.

it's an irony to say that some Long distance drivers in Nigeria can't embark on a journey if they haven't taking alcohol, and u hear some people claiming they drive better when drunk  undecided

Yes, there are warning signs on our interstate highways about drunk driving, but the questions that lingers are

1. Is/are law(s) against drunk driving in Nigeria?
2. If there is/are, who is/are in-charge of enforcing it/them?
3. what is/are the penalty(ies) of a convicted offender?

from my little research, In the US for example, an accident doesn't necessarily have to occur b4 one is charged and convicted of drunk driving (DUI), a driver going above a certain speed limit is stopped by a traffic police and if the officer suspects the driver is under the influence of alcohol, he/she is subjected to a sobriety (blood alcohol level)  test, he/she is tagged an offender if he/she fails the test.

i'm not comparing the US with Nigeria, but this is not a very complex task to achieve, i mean, why should people's life's be wasted just because one driver thought it was ok to move a vehicle in his/her drunken state?  huh
PoliticsRe: US Intelligence Sources Links Boko Haram With Al-Qaeda. Terror! by yusuf2(m): 9:33am On Aug 18, 2011
kcswat:
@ bluefool guess what. africom has come to stay. most of the commados there r igbos/ ebboes employed in 2009. only igbo speakers were recruited n r been trained since then for drones in northern nigeria and other african countries when africom will operate fully.
So i guess we shld watch out for the "revenge of the civil war". undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Are The Best In The World by yusuf2(m): 10:42am On Aug 16, 2011
seriously? is that d best u can come up with? u're not even helping matters undecided i'm sure u've seen this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-736492.0.html , it's even on the home page smh undecided

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