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^^^ And how does the topic relates to what u guys are ranting about?

iyatrustee:
so you had to open a thread becos i used and dumped you

did i dodge a bullet? or am i missing something?

i knw i'm a bit tipsy, but wtf, dis deserves one h3lll of a laff, so,

^^^ el is cheating, that's all

@ el, stop derailing the purpose of this game,
Numba 1. No names are written on the papers
Numba 2. no slapping or fighting in d game
NB: if u repeat such act again, u wld be disqualified, and possibly stripped off your club membership! get it? 

Now b a good boy and read exactly what is written down on that paper u're holding

Was just about to book a flight online arik frm jos - lag and I saw the fair was 24k, (it used to be 17k5) I felt it was a mistake not until I saw this, this is absolute non-sense.

LMCAO,

^^^ someone's in an unusually good mood today Wonder how many times u came last nite

Ok, *yusuf picks the piece of paper, it reads "take off 2 items of clothing off d body of the nearest lady"*

He looks left past el and james and notices that potato and yinka are d only ladies on the table, he smiles at yinka, *she is frowning, but then he takes pity on her and ask that she does it herself, she nods in agreement, she then takes off her sandals and watch smiling sheepishly*

He spins and the bottle stops pointing at el guapo.

c 2 guys fighting over a self acclaimed lesb1an.

Mama mia!

^^^ my mama & papa wan c u oh, they said u shld com and pay my Dowry,

^^ no, it'snot ur turn, james is supposed to spin next, remeber the rule
[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=710641.msg8732728#msg8732728 date=1310892929]ok here, we write some nasty & sweet thing we can do to each other in little pieces of papers and put in a bottle
- we gather round on a preferably round table
- place the bottle lying sideways on the center of the table
- one person spins the bottle, when it stops, the person the mouth of the bottle faces has to pick on of the paper
- read the content out loud and do what is on the sheet,
eg, potato spin the bottle, it stops with the mouth facing Yinka, she picks a paper from inside and it reads, "give the sexiest guy here a french kiss" she gives me a 2 mins french kiss Yes, El, in ya face, any ways.
- nxt, the person the deed was done upon "which is me in this case" spins the bottle next, and it goes on

so who wants to spin first? [/quote]bt the way, aw u doing 2day?

ok here, we write some nasty & sweet thing we can do to each other in little pieces of papers and put in a bottle
- we gather round on a preferably round table
- place the bottle lying sideways on the center of the table
- one person spins the bottle, when it stops, the person the mouth of the bottle faces has to pick on of the paper
- read the content out loud and do what is on the sheet,
eg, potato spin the bottle, it stops with the mouth facing Yinka, she picks a paper from inside and it reads, "give the sexiest guy here a french kiss" she gives me a 2 mins french kiss Yes, El, in ya face, any ways.
- nxt, the person the deed was done upon "which is me in this case" spins the bottle next, and it goes on

so who wants to spin first?

i'm yet to c my period

Depends, if they were both in the same place for a long time and suddenly they had to separate, it might work out, it takes a lot of work, commitment as well as adequate communication amongst many things.

Well, op, I'wd want 2 believe u've been giving more than enough advices, sieve through them, I'm sure u're intelligent enough to know the once to consider the best. Ignore those that are bashing u and accusing u of jumping around during ur prime which is the reason u find urself in dis situation. However right they might be, ignore them, focus on the you of today, pray to God 2 4giv u of ur past and check ur personality, be more friendly, smile more often but try not to look desperate.

I assure u it wld not b easy but with God's help, things wld change for u very soon. Amin.esperate.

I assure u it wld not b easy but with God's help, things wld change for u very soon. Amin.

El Guapo:
The know My secret game is a kinda Question n answer stuff but with a bit of humor instilled in it, Any member who wants to play chooses who he/she wants to play with, the two ask one another questions bout their private lyfs n points awarded for a question answered correctly E.g Ms Potato, whats my state of birth? U answer Madrid, u get a point for getting it!

Btw, what do u mean by my wife been minor? Cos she aint biggie huh. . . .then u are Major!

y do we have to choose a partner? can't anybody just answer? and by the way, the game sounds boring, this is not a retirement home, i suggest we play spin the bottle,

James, y wld u allow Jackpot do something like this to u?
hi, all

bhusayor:
^lmao at your last statement, nah,got the ryt size of manliness,so its still as intact as eva, op uve forgiven james, ​',Ǻ♍ aware he yanshed almost alll d babes at d party,

is there a day that wld pass where u wld not c Nigerian Ladies been bashed on this forum? Guy's it ok na, we ve heard, we wld not date them,

@ born2fuck, gbam.

^ ^ , because of nyash, c d kind of small pikin lie wey u dey blow.

Hi dear, did u take d remaining power horse in the fridge? I'm still weak, are u sure it was your mama that gave u that a$$? I suspect it was re-engineered.

@ james, don't bother with test, 190 does not even know where the goal post is!

What is that foul odour? Is someone smoking pot inside here?

iyatrustee:
Jamb kweshun

answer am sha

Iya, where were u lastnite?

Craze dey worry all of una
And by the way, who is bhusayor?

I don tire 4 dis club self, we need to do something na!
Who wants to play jackpot?

*yusuf is not interested in the party, hell, it's almost over by the way*

Fast 4ward! 20 mins later

bhusayor is seated on his lap in his pent house suite at le meridian. Shot of henessy at hand, they are both whispering into each other's ears like someone else is in the apartment, *mehn, everything about bhusayor is jst too sexy, even her voice*

Fast forward, 12 mins later

She's whispering in2 his ears "my principle is that I always like to kum first, I hope u don't have a prob with dat", yusuf then replies "we ve 6 hrs ahead of us"

Fast forward , 5 hrs 23 min later,

U guess !

^^^ single ladies

*hmmm, unknown to dyt, what d eye first catches is what the ferrari takes home* yusuf hugs dyt in a casual manner, she's acting all luvy duvy, thouchy feely! But then bhusayor is close by, all the blood in his cute head rushes down to his john thomas. he frees dyt "whispering in2 her ear " tot u were a lesbo!" " * she frowns and let go off him. Bhusayor has a smile that runs frm one ear to the other. *yusuf walks towards her*

*pulls into the parking lot, everyone has their eye balls fixed on the blood red ferrari fx 360 spider*
*d winglike driverside door opens, dyt runs toward yusuf, but then he takes note of bhusayor's massive a$$  *
someone is going to scream "oh my God 2nite"