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^^^ oua dave, take break

^^^oya , honey, it is ok, let us not make him look @ us like hostile people, cos we're not, abi. who knows, he could end up being ur next husbandafter that ibo boy after u leave me.

^^^^because hedave2 just dropped in and dashed out, i guess 2 drop a ransom note, but u were'nt in, just my 2 kobo sha.   

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7890612#msg7890612 date=1299843911]Im hia sweety! But my Lord Reed is not hia! [/quote]i hope he is alright, i suspect someonedave2 has something to do with him being missing.

iyatrustee:

wetin dey confuse u now?

iyatrustee:
u don vex naw naw abi them no dey follow u play? wetin you come do to the dave2

i say make i go buy am Limca   and meat pie to take entertain am, as i come back, i no c am again   una don finish the 0rgy?  

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7890604#msg7890604 date=1299843846]Who is your wife and who cried?  
Awwww. . . Sorry to hear that but u know if you no go swallow drugs, you wont heal from your sick naa. Just do this for your health. You cannot replace health with anything nor can u buy health.



BTW, where is the love of my life Lord Reed?   [/quote]pardon me, but re u suffering from amnesia.

Where is Reed? , i hope say persondave2 never kidnap am?  

iyatrustee:
^^^ he has gone to buy some ICE CREAM U LIKE IT

i don tire 4 this likey tingy. u fa?

iyatrustee:
see you fat a5s

iyatrustee:
even after them sack you from 190 relationship clinic this mai guard work still dey for your body

c ur mouth, Now i don become Min of State for Defense(gcon), no be wetin make u marry me? woman sef, them like better thing sha, den u no send me oh. And by the way, una go yawo leave only me for house, person come dey knock, u no want make i answer am ni?

iyatrustee:
everybody is i cream u likey

Everybody?  u mean like 0rgy? me no likey the idea  .

And honey, somebodydave2 is here to c u guys. shld i ask him to wait? 

Where is everybody?

where is everybody?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7889483#msg7889483 date=1299833030] Damn! I guess that must be shivering torture [/quote]

iyatrustee:
good morning darling hope your backache has reduced

Yeah sweet heart, mehn, baby, u're tha bomb, best s3x eva, that ice cream idea is better in reality than it actually sounds, mehn, now i c y some people like to use it to chyk chcks.  , Aw u dey 2day?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7889547#msg7889547 date=1299833548]Come on now. Yeye fowl is good na. And its very cute [/quote]y u dey make my wife cry naw?

*still sleeping*

iyatrustee:
she likey? me no likey

Ok then Honey, since u no likey, who cares whether she likey. it's gona be me & you, i'm sure u really likey that one.

OMG

na she be this, remember her? Trust me, U GO LIKEY.  

iyatrustee:
i wrote who the F4k is her

i know, iya, sorry, oya, I luf u. no cry again naw.

iyatrustee:
why did you edit ma post? and who the be intimate with is her

i no edit am, na wetin my koputa show me, na him i reply to,

iyatrustee:
seun's computer don dey tear english which kin grammar be dis

ah Iya, u don blow bomb, u kom dey blame Seun, Na wa for Ekiti girls sef

e don do naw  

^^ chk the post again

iyatrustee:
you, me, her

Her? when and where? 2nite @ Sheraton, me really likey 

iyatrustee:
ok oh we don hear. we would readmit into this our caban only if you promise to be a good boy

my hand no dey oh 

^^^ uhnn, Likey what? who?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7884885#msg7884885 date=1299764257]The food go enta Lord Reed's stomach finish!

Its been 1 hour of digestion now. . . Nope, no sign of going to toilet!


Yusuf, do I look like Ashewo to you? [/quote]NO,C wetin dis dave com cause for here ba, now hin don run go,

wait first ,were the food wey una dey tok about sef? , na that pichure up there?, how that one take be food na?

And wetin bring all these a$hewo tok?

Iya, WTF is going on here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-100842.192.html *ibo boy 4 that matter*

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7884707#msg7884707 date=1299762949]I mean since you both are complaining about him I was thinking it might be a good idea to bring him here and you both go settle him. U know? [/quote]Na who head u come dey play with now?

*wondering were d nearest malaysian embassy is* "Iya, U ME, Malaysian Holiday, U Likey?"  

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7884633#msg7884633 date=1299762338]LOL! Iya why not we try bring Dave to this thread? [/quote]IF U NO WANT MAKE I DIS-SISTER YOU, JUST NO TRY AM *TYPING IN CAPS TO SHOW ANNOYANCE*

Honey, tell them oh, c as hin dey even charge hin fone with their NEPA.   , every other people go come visit go their way, but no, this dave wan plant hin nyash here. were bingo sef   [quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7884483#msg7884483 date=1299761131]@yusuf
Guy no vex me o! Give am wetin?[/quote]Gulder and pepper soup

dave2:
For real, i want Ms. Potato

I will be visiting Malaysia during my vacation in 2 months time to spend 4 weeks with my younger brother.

come up with something better my friend  

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7884366#msg7884366 date=1299760262]Its because this is Nairaland naa. Everyone want have their fun and everyone fit anythin to get that. LOL![/quote]make hin go start hin own thread now, abi na wetin, OR START AM FOR AM

dave2:
@ Ms. Potato

I want your love and i want to show you REAL love and care that no man has ever shown you.

Ms. potato, abeg pity this guy naw, give am something    so hin go leave us alone   , hin dey spoil show for me and iya, wey dey come enjoy ourselves for una place sometimes   . i mean it's getin crowded in here, damn