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@ iya, y u dey do me lyk dis na, u just dey make me feel guilty, since morning, i dey here, u no send me, now u dey ask me where i dey go? i no undastand oh!!!

^^^ with d speed @ which people hook & break up here, it wouldn't sound reasonable 2 start a topic lyk that, how eva i'd like 2 know who they are?

Omolola1:
Laughing real hard at LordReed and Ms.Potato

pls, just dont start oh, by thr way, where is everybody, i'm getting ou too.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7863977#msg7863977 date=1299513942]I mean like say the past fewdays you left her alone here naa[/quote]yeah, i'll try to make it up some how, she seems not b responsive however, lets see how things go, just wondering, shld i start a new topic? "And the award of The oldest NL couple goes to!!!!!?"

wondering what's gona hapun if this thread gets locked. heads would roll

Looking for one myself, was told i can get for between 900 and 1m , check this one however,
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-616256.0.html

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=615769.msg7863445#msg7863445 date=1299509665]yes, that's quite possible.

but he seems to have changed his mind.

fast number sha.

men and their wahala.

on the other hand, could simply be that he wants to take her out for ice cream.


na wa- ice cream used to be so innocent oh. Just an enjoyable treat but now all kinds of weird thoughts pop up when adults are discussing it.[/quote]kinda like "i scream"

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7863247#msg7863247 date=1299508166]Yusuf, abi oo. Whats wrong now. Is there some juju going on on my thread? Why the fight naa. [/quote]beats me 2

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7863254#msg7863254 date=1299508201]And I must admit. U didnt give Iyatruste your newly wedded wife much attention naa. [/quote]well well, & how did we end up here? Iya? Attention? she has me already, what can attention do 4 her that i cannot do?

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=610605.msg7863281#msg7863281 date=1299508404]oops, wrong thread.

meant to post on the other one.[/quote]long time, u lost eh?

i'll come again, this time in English, i said, > <

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7862986#msg7862986 date=1299506194]iya abeg keep your pepper and salt.

sweet Potato see you now so asking someone if they like icecream na wahala now abi? I cannot see what I've done that is different from what you do. I mean poems kisses n stuff no peep from me then I ask something in jest & it is flirting.[/quote]it's ok naw, i tot u were the man in the relationship?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7862891#msg7862891 date=1299505209]Hmmm. . . I dont think I should anymore. Am tired of fighting [/quote]Fuuny how it's the thread u made for reed everybody goes to fight and then the reconciliation hapuns here , now iya want to start her own "ova at reeds place", now i ve to travel here and there, i wount do that oh, i'll remain here at home, if she want to fight, let her come here.

iyatrustee:
Have you asked how I am doing today

Yes, u dd not reply me aw eva.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7862907#msg7862907 date=1299505449]Oh Oh. So now its Yusuf and Iyatrustee's turn [/quote]u can say that again, but i wount be around, 4 the fight sha

iyatrustee:
So typical of men! Once they have succeeded in getting one, they begin to act funny. See reed for instance

and u're refering to?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7862784#msg7862784 date=1299504102]No mind us naa. We are trying to make the thread feel at heat if u know watta mean. [/quote]yeah right, go on gurl

LMAO @ Likey

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7862687#msg7862687 date=1299503181]Yusuf!!! Please tell me whats going on [/quote]Just kidding around , but seriously, wots going on with u & reed? kinda feel guilty and at fault for all these,

na wa oh

lips sealed, *enters confession room and begins* "Father i have sinned against thy G0d not in body but in mind and here is my story >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>., pls 4give me.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7862345#msg7862345 date=1299499989]^^^ Lmao!!! Yusuf, seems to me this guy 190 is on crack. I swear!!! Na his first wife no go gree say he married another and here he is behind her back forcing me to bless his so called 2nd marriage. I would be a sinful Catholic if I do that. Wetin i fit do for this guy? I would rather kill him than to let him marry my sister Inked Nerd. . .[/quote]your sister? and u re my,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   that means!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,  "oh my G0D"  Have mercy on thou 

Omolola1:
Potato sweety, u re hotter than dyt jor. . .

Like she does not know that already, tell her again jor,

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7862344#msg7862344 date=1299499987]Omo to fyne help me tell am o!

Sweet Potato I don't want Dyt I want you! [/quote]u don start again ba? i'll kick ur a$$ oh, if u break my sista heart

Yusuf Collect the dough out of respect 4 his sis, a quick glance at 190 *thinks to himself, "the more the merrier", agrees with d idea of ms.potato going with them* 190 is still smiling, he hops in the back seat of the el camero, Ms potato takes shut gun. Yusuf put's life to the engine, the radio is on, *the track "Ganja farmer" is playing* on radio.

Yusuf looks into the rear view mirror, 190 is no longer smiling. Off they zoom, Ms potato starts a conversation about the Massage center and Business prospects talks kick in.

190 starts to say something about marriage.

He looks at M.potato *glad she's talking to him again*. says to her "How are we supposed to help him? Ikerd-nerd is oblivious about what is happening, guess i can take him to a Chinese massage palace, some of the girls there do more than just massage at a right price, hope it wld help. *Ms potato reaches for her purse to fetch some dough for the trip, but yusuf stops her saying* "Sis, this one is on me and winks", *190 is smiling childishly.*

@ reed, , my own na 5mins

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7862051#msg7862051 date=1299497387]I change my mind I wont talk to you for 5 minutes [/quote]thank u sis,

[quote author=190: link=topic=610605.msg7862058#msg7862058 date=1299497437][color=deeppink]i want inkerd nerd[/color] [/quote]*Yusuf and ms potato hears a whisper from one coner of the room*, there he is, *is 190 saying something about inked-nerd*, *Yusuf gives ms.potato a pitiful look , she returns the look* , 190 looks damaged, oooh my God, this is terrible

ooops, yusuf gets down to beg for 4givness off all his sins,  , he looks up at ms.potato. she's got mixed feeling, a little fed up but more of anger. He stands upright, holds her hand, seats her down and says to her "sis, trust me, all wld be fine, if he is the one for u, he would surely return 4 u" he remind her of a guy she had a crush on wen they were kids, *she smiles and pushes him playfully*

Just then, her phone starts to ring, it's reed, she smiles more.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7861882#msg7861882 date=1299495922]Yusuf, what is your problem? U must be so happy to see our relationship end. I cannot believe you. After all I have treated you as a brother this is what you have done to me.   [/quote]wow, i tot my sis of all people shl know wen i kid, and by the way, i've always reminded u of how u nid 2 be strong, u shld not let people bring u down easily, relationships are not that easy u know,

As potato heads for the door, reed runs after her crying "honey, honey", Dyt gets up laffs out loud and runs after reed, shouting "icecream, icecream" Yusuf looks amazed, tries 2 hold it in, coul'dnt help it, he bursts into Lafta, just then 190 comes in looking sad and all confused, Yusuf is still laffing.

so u came here to fight instead *Smile and sits back to watch the evolving drama*

Yusuf feels the wave of breeze ms potato's palm pushes to his cheeks then dodges, just as DYT grabs her by her both knees and bite her on the lap, mehn, DYT is sane afterall to know i needed saving, guess the Madness was a fake afterall.

Grabs his kini and is ouching, *sees the stern look potato is giving reed* *Smile and sits back to watch the evolving drama, dyt seems to automatically reasons with him, she joins him to watch, they are both smiling*

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7861580#msg7861580 date=1299493148]Baby, Yusuf is peaking. . . [/quote]u hang ur laundry to dry outside and u dont want d sun to c it,   welldone,

Potato Lures DYT with one of her ice cream delicacies as yusuf quietly sneaks up bhind and grabs her legs, surprisingly, she doesnt seem to resist,

minutes later she's tire up and all quiet but still looks confused and happy at the same time,

meanwhile *the sound of sirens roaring in the background gets louder as it head in their direction* Yusuf looks down @ DYT, shaking his head and thinking, One of Nairalands finest, & this had to hapun?

Ms potato puts some clothings over her nak3d body, wow gucci still looks good on dyt after all.

dis wan don pass rehab case oh, Igbobi go get new patient 2day b that, oya wey that rope?