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[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7861170#msg7861170 date=1299488747]yusuf guy free jor na longer throat dey worry ni?

Babes just say the word!

Grabs her and starts kissing her succulent lips. His hands massaging her bosoms through her blouse then one hand slips down to ride up her skirt to stroke he thighs and her cherry thru her undies.[/quote]u no dey tire?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7861094#msg7861094 date=1299487931]WOW! 2006 How come I never come across your profile? I registered in 2008 but my ID name was gabrywyl and than it got changed to Gabry.

Well my dear, let me go buy some fruits first than we can go visit Dyt. Should I buy her watermelon or pineapple or plantain? [/quote]@ Bolded, well i guess thats because i never posted outsidde the sports, politiccs and auto section, up until late last year. And about getting DYT some fruits, some plantain or unripe bananas wount be a bad idea , i can imagine aw Hot she must be now.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7860970#msg7860970 date=1299486673]iya go cook your own jor

yusuf :p

Yeah baby I love your experiments n I love pepper, lots of pepper![/quote]After ur wife don admit say she download the food wey she dey feed u , u still dey deceive urself, beta no bring iya enter this una food mata oh, because she go beat ur wife hands and legs down, abi Iya no be so?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7860985#msg7860985 date=1299486876]me bad? why now?


Wow! Does that mean u love pepper soup?[/quote]U shld feel complimented, dont u know Bad is the new good.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7861007#msg7861007 date=1299487084]lol

i sensed that you were once addicted to NL? [/quote]u can say that again, i joined NL since 2006, i even bought my first car from a Nairalander in the auto section, and i stop posting for like 2 years, then after that it became casual, i only replied to home page topics mostly Politics, but i stumbled into the romance section and gbam , hooked again, By the way, wen are we going to visit DYT at the rehab center, Her condition seems to be worsening

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7860914#msg7860914 date=1299486093]U be bad boy . [/quote]u ma, U b bad girl

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7860867#msg7860867 date=1299485733]Hello Yusuf bro. Longest time. Where have u been?

For me, work dey slaughter me for my head and yet I still get time post here LOL! [/quote]hell of a weekend, almost died of fun . and i hardly use my phone to reply post on NL, i'm trying not 2 make nairalanding a habit? Just office hours and wen i'm ome alone & bored maybe.

Yusuf, do not be fooled. That dish was copied from Google

yeah, i know, i can c source logos on some of them, i was just stretching ya legs.

Iya my luv, aw u doing 2ay?

Dyt:
Walks in
farts n rushes out

eyah, i tot by now, u must have been discharged from the Correction center, too bad

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610605.msg7860804#msg7860804 date=1299485095]All the cockroaches in yusuf's caban die from Dyt's fart.

Yusuf tell Dyt thank you o.[/quote]i guess that shld make me fell what now? aw u dey 2day?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7860383#msg7860383 date=1299480621]Beans? I loveeee Beans. Do u like Beans with Crayfish? Im good at cooking that.  


https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/beans-porridge.jpg[/quote]u ought 2 b a Mod in the Food and Nutrition section.

iyatrustee:
E be like say na 3times but I no sure. Call am again make I count

Nothin sha, i just wanted to know if u're still alive after all the moarning, but hell, we dont need to discuss our private pleasures on Public Forum right, unlike some wey dey get e-s3x, aw u dey 2day.

Wow, he looks kinda Lost , hope he gets found soon,  , By the way, Ms. potato, wot popin?

dude's feelin ya, ms.potato

una still cum spend weekend 4 nairaland? na wa oh, so anti don get belle? iya, iya, iya, how many times i call u, hnmm.

@ reed, i gree say i b mosquito, but i want make u know say as i small reach, i get d power to make u slap urself sha? just no close ur eyes wen u dey sleep.

IYA, i no sure say any body don say wetin i wan tell u 2 any oda person 4 NL (prove me if i dey wrong wit link), even reed/ms.potato sef, IYA, i luv u. gbam. i luv u pass d keypad of my laptop, even pass d stylus of my fone, wetin more u wan hear? oya, tok ur own. *logs of nl singing SCAPE GOAT by D-BANJ*

*as iya reaches 5 on her count down* there he is, her knight in his shining amour in his ferrari comes and whisks her away to a land of extacy, but come first, which 1 be ur own self, iya, after all d hangin out & fisical tins we don du 2day, u come dey chook eye 4 internet romance of other people, come dey treatin me wit divorce sef, take time oh.

says d-banj

*just checkn wot's up?* iyawo, se we kpa? Ms.potato, hnmm

Iya, no mind them, Jubilation ur Cute ass out jor,
@ Reed, Son, Mummy is not home now , go to bed, u hear, u no u've got to go to school 2morrow. *reed walks to room sobbing*

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7845765#msg7845765 date=1299251549]LMAO at emoticon!!!!

yes naa. U didnt realize it? Like most of the time when he posts, its kinda mean sha[/quote]Mean to my sweet ms.potato?  *goes to open 190's casket, drags himout" and

iyatrustee:
But wetin

what happened to my Miss nairaland crown or was the whole thing a scam

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-610519.0.html

Someone blocked it so people cannot reply post, or vote. i suspect Mzdarkskin & 190, i guess because my sweet pie iya was ahead of her, Iya I here by give u the Crown. Enjoy it. "omo ge fine girl" *crowd cheers* "Ijo shina"

@ Bolded, But *Keypad freezes*

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7845547#msg7845547 date=1299249205]That thin no dey worry me cause 190 has hurt my feelings countless number of times.[/quote]Oh really?  where is he

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7845478#msg7845478 date=1299248350]u mean u hope it wont hurt his feelings? [/quote]YESna u tok am oh

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7845207#msg7845207 date=1299244981]Oops! Ok I thought you were expecting that naa. Werent you? [/quote]Well what can i say, the trigger has been pulled, i only hope it did not hit the target

iyatrustee:
I Does

*Yusuf open veil to see and his newly wed iyawo* BUT

xxTosinvillexx:
Come una no dey sleep or get work ni?lol

i was thinking that myself

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7845179#msg7845179 date=1299244657]Aight I will

here it goes.

"Ms Potato takes a Microphone and switch it on"

Ehem! testing Testing 1   2     3. . .

Ok,


[size=14pt]190! YOU RODENT! ABEG STOP CRYING!!! DID YOU NOT SEE YOUR EYE BALLS NOW HAS TURNED TO A MUTATED FROG? EHN?  [/size]

[size=18pt]ABEG NOWWW STOP THIS YOUR CROCODILE PIFTAIL EARS AND MOVE ON! THE WAY I SEE IT. U SHOULD BE A MONK AND LEARN KUNG FU IN ORDER TO CONTROL THAT YOUR WOWO HAIRY HIMALAYA PRICK FROM STANDIN UP ALL DA TIME!  [/size]

[size=20pt]NOW STOP CRYING O ILL HIT YOU SILLY WITH A FRYING PAN!!!!!  [/size]



Phew! Ok, done. I hope it went well.  [/quote]Ouch , a subtle pat on the back would have been ok, 190, u're hereby officially on ur own

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7844774#msg7844774 date=1299240621]I sense theres sumthin wrong here. [/quote]yeah, some one is flooding the tread with his tears [quote author=190: link=topic=610605.msg7844996#msg7844996 date=1299243046] [/quote]ms.potato, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, do somtin about this

iyatrustee:
which kind dem never pluck my apple you be want make the thing ripe come rotten

Ok i don hear, i sure say the apple still sweet. but u neva say I DO naw?

So ms.potato, i DO, oya iya say i DO too, then we go . but the marriage contract comes with conditions Allowances oh, that one we go discuss on our first 9t 2geda , i hope dem neva pluck ur apple sha?

Iya, Lord Servant Reed started all d vernacular thingy, write his name down x 20, mi o so ro mo

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7843835#msg7843835 date=1299230595]Oh my dearest love. I know U are only trying to be a man but at times, u have to gt help.

U know, I have a remedy for a sick man.

First I strip him n4k3d and than i put him in a warm tub filled with water, flowers and some medicinal mint and than I scrub him and bathe him.
Than I take him out and dry him up and hair dry his hair.
Than I get thois traditional minty oiland massage his neck, back, shoulders, arms, legs and head. Than I feed him with Mama Ngozi famous Chicken herbal soup. And than I give him alot of water and force him go to toilet first.
Than I tuck him to bed and kiss him while wrapping him with a thick blanket.
Than I will come in a fw minutes and screw the hell out of him on bed in order for his sweat to increase!

Now thats help so if you want to be a man and dont want to burden anyone, how am I suppose to help you?  [/quote]very very naughty

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=615769.msg7843606#msg7843606 date=1299227649]Hello Yusuf and Iyatrustee. You two reminded me of a couple I knew. Fight and than make up   Good morning to you both[/quote]iya, shey u don hear abi, soo, ms.potato, re u approving of our union?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=610605.msg7843632#msg7843632 date=1299227930]Yusuf Ive never had an ex bf on NL. So far, Reed will be my first oficial NL bf.

But if you notice, he is pleading with me to convince Inked Nerd to love him but I wont so thats why he is weeping.

So whats up with u? Why do u feel on top of the world? [/quote]notin in particular, thats how i feel every morning, i seeee, u've got it going with reed, that's nice, ur official NL bf, wow, Dont let some people hear u oh