₦airaland Forum

timunstopable:
Quitted? Please Quit this English language it is not by force

pity the guy na mr english instructor

NevetsIbot:
see epic fail.

Pastor go dey hide for church now o

taar who told you that?him go say GOD told him that it is his doing to cover for him lies

Nusaf:
http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/teacher-allegedly-brutalizes-ss2.html

Meanwhile, I can furnish you with more if you need and let's do it this way, you give me one from North, I give you three from the South.

make i hear joor

Na abokis na wetin u expect



Mean while

dhamstar:
Oga dem take yansh swear for you ni

Savage u no get chill at all lwkmd

pocohantas:
LOL. Funny girl...
Keep some things off the internet.

Seems she met better guys, not all these endtime boyfriends that will be coordinating 3 chicks at the same time.
Bending all of them to different right angle on top bed. They will just make you curse the day you off pant.

She should continue o...na she go tire.

thought u are giving her praise but ur last words


Savage

The person above me pls summarize i am not understanding this

True love conquered all fears

Alondrah:
If girls have fish brain, you are the fish! Deal with it

geez u have no chill ma'am

Like if u are here to read comments like me

Maturity,respect and trust is earn but all i see is age peep with baby brains u guys should just grow up







Mean while that kiss a bomb

Sanchez01:
We are not Arsenal and we are not Barcelona

we are......scream it like the world know hala Madrid

moralistic:
Madrid out, barca the favourite against juve

i sense uefalona fan here

They yaff kill English. 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back. 2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk. 3. Take 5cm wire of my length. 4. All of you stand in a straight circle. 5. Be quiet, the principal is just passing away. (If I hear) 6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls. ( chai! ) 7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday? ( climbing radio or what ? ) 8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class. .... Mtcheew 9. The son of the man is a boy. ... 10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time. *sighs# 11.Take the lead and follow me. ( ayam not understanding) 12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide. 13. She is a boy. ( yeeeee) 14. I saw you last night early this morning. # you say# ( # sighs ) 15. I come to your house today, you didnt dey house. 16. Please increase the volume of the window, heat is happening to me. ( oyinbo) 17. Open the tap to the loudest. ( yeeeepa) 18. I saw you here and i see you there, are u twice? 19. Heat is doing me.⚔ 20. I see your father, he is a man .... See english 21. I lyk d taste of the smell am hearing. ( ki lo n so ?) 22. Look at her eyes is entering my food. 23. I cannot come and go and die.. 24. Open the window let the atmosphere come in ( atmosphere ke ? ) 25. If you see your ID card can u resemble it ( *faints*) 26. Remove your self from the center and come to the middle *flabbergasted* # iyaffdie

ancientbanana:
How e take happen Mr man. No mata how e happen alfa kill d pikin

see even d boy we no trust am cis d boy steal dat same woman fone...so na dia d matter start from

ancientbanana:
It is obvious some ppl are evil n stupid. If Na igbo kid he cannot fall for Dat for just N500. Alfa wicked o

dont say what u don't know bros cos dis matter happen for my side

Like seriously wetin dis show dey talk about or wetin we dey learn from am
Maybe the person below me have something to say

SweetBoyFriend:
I'm only 25 years old but i have achieved more than all your family members

Take a picture of all the banks accounts you have let me see how much you have and i will only show you one of my bank accounts

You're just a poor old man

now i see why they call u kid

ajepako:

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na that dem dey call head 2 head or headway

ajepako:
On nairaland, we 've heard of:

Flat head

Cone head..

Now I present to you:

Triangle head!

if that head nod you eh

ajepako:
On nairaland, we 've heard of:

Flat head

Cone head..

Now I present to you:

Triangle head!

if that head nod you eh

searchng4love:
If I remember correctly ..Evaberry must be a chronic lesbian

the girl na kill joy....
And beside i no sure say she sef go skul

Itannooluwa:
Same way u Fvvked to gt urz ryt?....nt sure u went to skul sef......b positive dear, it helps alot
I dnt understand y sme pple r neva happy abh odas success, only a failure as dah kinda thnkn

u just take the word out of my mouth help me ask her if na so she too do

Evaberry:
cheap slut

and what those that got to do with your comment


Mean while only a cheap slut knows who is one

yim:
Buhari is evidently sick, coming home with osibanjo still acting as president is unnecessary. It is only when there is life that a person can rule.
But I thought he promised good health facilities

and some people are here defending his failed a*s

TINALETC3:
, woow , omo see yashh , where ws I wen god ws distributing yaaaaaaaaash

well is all i ave to say

Pishur or idontbelive

Bulls**t i don't understand you trash





No girlfriend no worry

it alright

mean while i was searching for bleep to give and i see none

maynation:
Obviously u have no idea what these people do face if not you wouldn't condemn Nigeria being a safer haven. Am not saying Nigeria isn't a f-ckd up nation but having to leave Akure for Borno all in the name of searching for safety,comfort and whatever thought you is a very stupid idea. The thousands spent on the journey alone could have been used for something better

that it doesn't favour some don't mean it wont favour other....and about u saying trump ban on immigrant go ask trump if he is not one of that

maynation:
Why do you think Donald Trump promised building a barricade? Obviously because of the nuisance you and your fellow illegal migrants do constitute. Jail them all and they will know Nigeria is a safer heaven. Reason well before quoting me.

safer haven indeed....but if u are given the opportunity u go leave the safe haven

maynation:
why chatter flight to convey people that should even be jailed?

jailed on what ground madam abeg park well make we see road.....next?