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@almondjoy, once again uve hit the nail on the head. I was about to say the same thing .

Protruding tummies are also very common among lots of guys. And no, its not just the married guys with their drum bellies but also the single ones.

lovely indeed .

We discussed him in one of my US history classes in high school. I didnt even know he was igbo. Am proud of him and yes we should always remember our own. He did Nigeria proud though I can't remember much about what we discussed about him in class.

In tenth grade in my bio class, there was a day we had lab so there was no gym for us that particular day. I wore a black low rider jeans and as I was squatting close to one of my lab partners there was a white boy that kept looking at me. Am used to people admiring me so I didnt say nothing. When I got home I remembered the incident and decided to squat down to see if anything showed. When I did my white g-string was showing meaning that it was in the view for the whole class to see. I just screamed. I don't know why I screamed but thats what I did .

@ whomever posted the topic, get more sleep. It should help.

Finekid ure not yoruba so I don't get what ure doing here .

Well am no yoruba either but I guess its their culture . I like lefties though.

She's a beautiful lady. I hope they let her be on the cover of Sports Illustrated if she hasn't been on one.

I like watching lefties write or play sports. I used to think all lefties are cute but not anymore .

I admire the way Jakumo expresses himself. He uses strong and 'mature' vocabs and me likes it .

I understand when some people say that some ladies may be infertile due to abortions but having an abortion doesnt mean that the person must be infertile afterwards. What of some men that sleep with every Janet, Jenniffer, and Jackie and then contact all sorts of STD's that make them impotent. Many Nigerian women believe that not having children are their faults so when they're married to these impotent men (that would rather die than go for tests) they live in agony with the mindset that they are the cause of their childlessness. Like I said, a guy that makes such a demand should undergo every possible test to prove he's not impotent. And pls lets not forget that very healthy couples may find it hard to have children for a long time so its not always caused by being infertile. God gives children.


Some people are happy without kids. Afterall, how many couples with kids are truly happy these days. There are some with kids that even get bored of each other just cause of that fact.

Please make sure the guy goes for a all kinds of test cause he sounds so insecure. I hope he's not sterile and is looking for a way to pin something on the lady so as to break up the marriage/wedding. Or, who knows, maybe he just wants to have sex with her. Please if this is happening to anyone they should be very careful and also pray about it. Am suspicious of any dude that makes such a demand.

jkpretty and iice, u guys are right about geminis but jkpretty please don't say we have no deep knowledge of some stuff we talk about cause we do (girl, we don't want people to start doubting us thinking we don't have deep knowledge of what we say) .

Gemini's rule. They rock my pan ties while other signs blow big time . Am sorry but those that aint geminis y'all should find ways to become one. You'll love it.

Am also a gemini but dont know much about the zodiac thingy cause I kinna dont believe in it. But I will state few among the things that Ive heard about geminis and also believe to have high chances of being true. I believe that gemini's are usually very intelligent and smart maybe cause all gemini's Ive met including myself are so. I believe that we are very driven/determined, soft, loving and compassionate people and that we also tend to like and enjoy sex a lot. I also believe that we can be extremely outspoken at times and can be very chatty and curious too. Like I said I dont believe in the zodiac but I believe in ones that favor geminis . They're more I think to be true about geminis but I'll stop here .

The surprising thing about lots of Nigerian men esp. the "macho'' ones is that they never come in contact with "rude" men but always "rude" women. Very sad, stupid and barbaric. When a lot of them meet the "rude" guys even if the guy was at wrong they will be apologizing profusely. But when its a "rude" woman they display their cowardice sorry "strength" by fighting them. To lily livered mistake of men, like someone suggested, dating or marrying a girl like Eddy Murphy's wife in Norbit or women that are naturally very strong or female body builders will help u become more "macho" if u get my drill.


Poster, I hope u dont think am lashing out at u cause am not. Its just that beating and maltreating women seem very rampant in Nigeria. It makes me sick. Some movie producers even enjoy showing it in their movies. And the most annoying thing about these movies is that after the whole thing the woman would come crawling back to her husband and begging him to please reconsider taking her back. How pathetic.

Actually I am. Hehehehe .

@ Busta, pls dont let me pass out due to jealousy cause though I cant see ur suya my stomach is growling like a hungry cat.

@presido I don't get u. Besides, u shouldn't take it that serious. I for one think its funny but I guess d/f stuff get people to laugh .

@almondjoy ure funny. I was in the library with my class when I read ur reply (the one above mine) and almost choked with laughter. I was trying so hard not to laugh and my professor kept on giving me a weird look. Someone has accused u before of having all these names and ur reply also left me in stiches. If ure indeed those nicknames then u definitely need an award . If I remember, the rest are female but almondjoy is male . Oh, this is very funny.

almondjoy, am not laughing at u but u do have a sense of humor.

@ poster, sorry about your predicament. It's just that dating for 9 years is way too long. How can people date for 9 years? Even if u met her when she was 18yrs old u could still marry her say when she was 24 or 25 even if she's still in school, its just that y'all would refrain from having kids till u get jobs. I think she still loves u though so u should set a date and talk to her about your relationship. I hope u didn't cheat on her when u guys were dating thereby making her think u will do it again thus the (fake) prophecy.

@ poster, thank ur stars her parents didn't cut off ur cock. She didn't even lie to u about her age and yet u went ahead and kissed her. I cant understand why some people mess around with underage kids when there are a million and one adults. It's baffling.