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legionISproteus:
That's why you people die like fowl in car accidents. Keep using death machines. I hope your obituary doesn't make it to my timeline. I will quote your post here

Back2sender.

Activity77:
I ve changed my valve cover gasket twice now on my camry 2008 still yet leaking oil... Please help... Don't know what to do

Pls have you resoleved this issue?
Mine is 3rd time now.

betterbest:
I take my matrix do matrix? You have no idea what actually happened but here you're talking trash.

Most of the Tokunbo cars people drives in naija are far worst than this.

Free me abeg

No mind am, small thing dem go yan careless, which one be structural integrity, dem never jam better naija panel beater, he go use metal wey strong pass oyibo own arrange am sef, just work based on referral ,look for person wey sabbi work. That thing na small work.

tillaman:
Naira Marley Eyan Igbo labi, I once smoked some weed but I noticed most of them weed smokers always ends up with mouth odour, I could be wrong though but the ones I have met especially the females they have this bad breath and that shiit scares me

Smells like shit or sowered urine.

Barmankef:
no mind dem I sha know say Runtown no know better spec e dey show even from him music videos... Even old mama Naomi Campbell still fine pass this girl

He go sample fresh girls finish for music videos then come home come carry ekuke

Barmankef:
All of you saying the girl is fine are deceiving yourself... I won't say she is ugly but she is just not pretty and its not because of her skin... She is barely average her skin is average nothing special about it and she is flat which is the standard of beauty the west have tried to shove down our throats with their useless modeling things she is too flat maybe as a result of starving herself to get the model body what I'm saying is apart from her money or connect she is below average for a guy like Runtown...if he is after anything aside her money or connect that's pathetic

I dont knoow, so person go see wetin him no like come blc of not to sound racist talk say him like am.
They babe is not okay for us, does that make us racist?
Not withstanding her colour she's not ugly, but far away from beauty abeg.
That's why she's flaunting her perky boobs, cos she know its her small selling point...

TrollKiller:
blaming the police here is wrong and illogical
the main culprit here is the môron who tried to escape the long arm of the law

You see, the problem with this country, so they should catch the fellow at any cost even with another man death??

Naija no get better institutions, they're 1000 ways to kill a rat, why chase him in a crowded environment.

kingreign:
I bet you don't understand the essence of this thread. The essence of the thread is that fathers should do more for their families, their children other than going out there to work, provide funds or food. It asserts that fathers should be more closer to their kids, to imbibe fatherly roles, love and presence in the lives of their kids. I totally agree.

I'd tell you, my son always laughs and smiles and babbles when he hears my voice. When I'm out for long and on opening the door, if he's awake, he starts crying for my attention, and when he sees me close, he starts playing and laughing. Why does he do these?
It's because I take alot of time in playing with him, carrying him, speaking to him, learning and discovering new things with him. I even do his diapers and change his clothes, wash them too very regularly and bath him once a while. My wife was protesting against such initially, but I put it to her that I WANT AND NEED to do these to my offspring. It's not a sign of misplaced priorities or weakness, but rather a form of bonding between father and child.

My man, you too much.

Onyi22:
I don't like him, so therefore he won't win that money

Blc he doesnt look like ozo, na so una drh carry fucck boys wey go break hrts blc of looks

Then use monday hammer knack am go inside, I've bn there na so dem use do mine

Nothing musa no go see for ward

See her holding he own child, so that they'll hve pity on her as a nursing mother na, which manipulative human beings "women"

You treat anoda persons baby as a trash yet kept your own

IkwerrePikin:
Pls share this!!!

Nigeria, we want regional government!

Each Region consist of it’s current states and assembly.

Replace State of origin with Region of origin

Each region with it’s democratically elected Regional governor

[color=#000000]Each region with it’s regional Assembly[/color]

Each region with it’s regional Police Force

Each region with it’s Regional Task force

All region takes charge of it’s resources and pay 30% to the federal govt.

The federal govt takes care of federal ministries, customs, federal police, and military.

With this, Nigeria economy and currency will be great and become the true giant of Africa.

Unity beggers will not agree to this, yet they said they're feeding there fathers, any marriage that one partner has to beg other to stay or die is a parasitic union.

kingreign:
That is a crude way to check MAF function. Some will turn off and some won't.

I'd say run a live scan and component scan on all parameters and sensors giving off those issues let's see what really is happening.

Chat me up so I can easily assist you remotely or physically.

07034581213.

Ok, i guess he did, but i didnt take note.
Thanks I'll do that soon.

kingreign:
chat or call me up tomorrow 07034581213
For now, I dey sleep.

No mind me, Na my spirit respond this message o.

Lol ok

kingreign:
The middle picture on the tyre info was from manufacturer, the third picture bearing sticker for new 20" tyre and it's recommended tyre size and cold air inflation recommendations.

Baba how far.
My car (010 camry) started consuming fuel more than usual.
Scanned and got three code for....

* mass airflow sensor
*faulty ignition coil
*knock sensor
I don watch utube video come on how to detect bad mass airflow sensor, they said if the car is idling u should pull out the sensor if the car offs then your sensor is working.
Amazingly i tried it and my car shut off.
Does it mean the sensor is still good?
Although my mechanic is disputing this.
Shld i go ahead and change all these??

Thanks in advance.

What the op said is 100% true.
Most naija no sabbi wetin be check engine light.
Once the car moves they're comfortable.
Yet the complain abt hesitation of these cars to speed up.
They marvel wen they drive your own properly maintened car and criticizes there's ,not knowing what it took you to maintain yours.

I dont even let any of my brake lifhts go off, be it parking, fog etc.

I dont wana go into bad driving, cos many idiots full highway.
Those if you criticizing op, have you seen what most naija guys do to there cars? Within a year the toks bought don become refuse being.

Fine girl, i just love something about her
Might be her smile

Doctor Huspuppy don hack am

SweetCunt97:
Ordinary one week after interstate lockdown and people are dying through road accidents? Nawaooo

Honestly o, i atimes wonder hoe many lifesthe lockdown saved.
Many road users could have gone if not for the lock down.
Naija roads are death traps looking for whom to devour.

mrniceguy98:
Hello fams
Happy Sunday
I've been a member of this great forum since 2016 or thereabout though I deactivated my first account here.
I'm not a newbie here. I'm saying it cos some people may think I came to chase clout. I'm here to share my story and experience for others to learn

Back to why I created this topic.
Okay, I've been a chronic masturbator and porn lover. I started after my secondary school and being a Virgin then, it was the easiest way to get pleasure. Lemme say this MASTURBATION AND PORNOGRAPHY are destroyers. They will ruin u and turn you to mere shafts... I masturbated for 6solid years This is what masturbation will do to u

1. It'll make it difficult for you to ever fall in love with a woman. Your relationship and sexual life will become nothing to write home about
2. You'll become withdrawn from others. It'll destroy ur social life totally
3. It'll take you far away from God. Very very far
4. You'll start having memory loss.
5. It brings bad luck. Believe this, it's very true. Things won't be going the way u planned, though not true for everyone but majority of masturbators experience this.
6. You see your d*ck. It'll no longer remain the way God gave u. Trust me, you'll start having erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation if u don't stop on time
There are more but I'll stop here.

With time I noticed that I was becoming withdrawn, depressed and always weak, I was having memory loss, I couldn't keep an information for long, I was shy and didn't really fancy women and relationships. I was a shadow of myself. I didn't have friends, I liked being alone.

Honest truth is I tried stopping severally because the negative signs were obvious but I just couldn't stop. The farthest I could go was 1week, I'd start again. It was very frustrating. .. I tried praying, it wasn't working.

Soon, it weren't those anymore, it worsened. I started observing that my dick was becoming dysfunctional. It could no longer attain maximum erection and normally I've a very long d*ck cos I'm very tall but with time I observed that it was drawing back. I was having a very weak and poor erection. It worsened then again, I wasn't having morning erections anymore. I'd wake up with a flaccid d*ck and I'd have to stimulate it before it'd weakly come up and then fall again in seconds. It was disheartening to say the least. I was becoming weak. I was defeated.

On a fateful (should I even use fateful cos it worked for my favour) morning, after getting up I was with my phone and I saw something very erotic online, the urge came again, I tried to stop it but I couldn't. I masturbated. That masturbation that day nearly ended me. Immediately I was done, it was as if I lost my mind, my head was heavy, it was like men were using hammer on it. I slept for hours and got up but instead of stopping, it worsened. I was dying, my back was aching so painfully, my legs were hurting so badly, I couldn't walk well. My stomach was paining me inside. God!, the experience was tragic. This continued for two good weeks. I couldn't eat well, I was literally dying. I prayed to God to forgive me and give me my health that I wouldn't go back to it. Eventually with time I regained myself. Glory to God, my morning erections are back and my d*ck is becoming normal. I can now have my strong erection though still not completely long but with time.

My experience was horrible and I don't wish it for anyone, even an enemy. I'm happy today that I'm free, its been a long while now and I've not watched porn or masturbated. Thinking about my experience makes me detest it so much now. I've sworn I'll never go back and I believe God will help me.

I learnt the hard way. Please don't learn the hard way, you may not live to tell the tales. MASTURBATION IS A KILLER. RUN FROM IT

100% right, don't mind them,
That erectile dysfunction is correct also.
Limp dickk, not even strong and fall immediately.
Dont mind ppl trying to talk you down.

Most men are struggling with this.

Hope former owners no die of covid 19

Jakumo:
Oga please o, don't be annoyed with my interruption, but I have a humble question about the name brand of the cannabis that you prefer to imbibe, before picking up your keyboard to type online.

You see, this is my problem. No matter how many BALES of Akure Wonder Weed, I partake, I regret to confess that I am yet to hear OWLS MARCHING ON MY ROOF AT NIGHT, and this obvious lack of potency in my weed supply, is giving me sleepless nights.

Reading further about how you ultimately engaged the rampaging owls on your roof with "serious fighting", I found myself on the edge of my seat. Anyway, thanks be to God, but also to the power of the African bush that you ingest in preparation for battle, for the victory you finally won, that saw the owls fleeing for dear life, after facing the "angular" stick attacks, and boiling water deployments that you launched that fateful day.

Now, this is a delicate subject, since weed is technically illegal in Nigeria, as Sgt. Inyang always reminds me when we jam at the smoke parlor, so I just want you to indicate by responding with a number from 1 to 4, as an indirect confirmation that would unveil the cannabis strain you generally prefer to partake during those relaxing evenings at home, while doing battle with ferocious owls and other dangerous beasts from the abyss.

Do you prefer ( 1 ) Ajegunle Battle Bush
( 2 ) Akure Wonder Weed
( 3 ) Akinmokun Daluru Tobacco
( 4 ) Warri Golden Fire Bush

Please just indicate 1, 2, 3, or 4, for my future reference, and God breast Nigeria. Thank you.

He's just exagerrating, we know, but come to think of think, ordinary rat that run across your roof sounds very heavy and terrific, compared to owl which are large birds, so i know where he's coming from.

Asin eeh, that state and its past leaders need to be brought to book, am still unhappy the released orji uzor kalu, spent 1hr around osisioma fly "bench" over yesterday.
Every where is smelly and muddy.

Purplekush:
This man is real Alpha. no be Will Smith wey de cry on top woman matter

Him no even get mind divorce the kin wife seff.. yarning dust on live TV

Edit: someone said I should goan sleep in the comments below..

Let me ask you one question- what will you think of your father if your mum cheats on him openly with a younger dude and he started crying during the interrogation?

Shey no be the woman suppose dey cry ni? God forbid say my babe cheat on me I go come de cry on top when chicks yapa for Lagos.
.
she no even call am cheating, she called it entanglement. Entanglement kiii you there

I hvnt seen anyone as stupid as will smith, asin eeh....
Weeklin to the highest order, very pathetic human being. Upon his level of succes and fineboism he can't even man up and throw away that disgusting bitchhhh.

Emmyk:
I face this same issue in my car.

Simply take it to a reliable car electrician to bypass the wire, there's a wire socket directly under the latch, he'll know what to do wt it, the dash will read closed at all times, no alarms unnecessary alarms again.

heendrix:
if I was told by a prophet 10yrs ago Sokoto would experience this level of insecurity and unrest I'll doubt it and bet with money if I can

Sokoto thenn that used to the state everyone wanna live in with peaceful people n environment

Whats happening is as a result of failed institutions and govt presence in these places, its too bad, i served in kebbi and do pass sokoto in 2015,thank God its not around this time, i for quit.

Amotolongbo:
Why renovating these roads for now when it is obvious that these are volatile places of insurgency?
Are they trying to renovate these roads for the terrorists and aid their activities?
Moreover, these places have light movements unlike other parts of Nigeria.

I advise the government to concentrate on carrying out physical projects in “relatively” peaceful part of the country and not the volatile parts where the projects can be destroyed at anytime. Only if there are some shady intentional activities being carried out by the minister

You're the only person that made sense, dont mind those two stupide comments above you, i guess they didnt even read the article.
Tomorrow they will become ministers and start from where there stupid leaders stopped.

Who cares again if heavens fall in nigeria, we see the worst everyday, police brutality, hungers everything bad, so take your analysis and gtfh

SmartProf:
Regardless of the eased lockdown, sane minds still know that non essential travels are not necessary at this time. On normal days Nigerians fly due to very serious engagements that are time bound, or the comfort of arriving destinations early. Flights are relatively more expensive right now, so our airports may for now continue to look like private residences in terms of passengers' traffic.

No be for runs grls wey dem don book, see for that pics na dem full line.

ajl:
So, which frog get egg, and which does not. The one with rich melanin blessed skin or one with chicken skin wey no go last under sun. Because you think you get sense now.

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The problem with blacks is that if the tables turn around they're racist too, what is wrong with him saying he prefers one color the other or is it a crime to like one color against the other?

LadySarah:
Is it a sin to have stretch marks? Foolish teens littered all over this forum typing gibberish.
Try using your penis to give birth then you'll understand how a females body prepares for childbirth.

Since she put her body on display, she is subject to scrutiny.