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bestman09:
HYPOCRITE!

You turned a blind eye and a deaf ear simply because he promised you 5m votes.

All this people shouting Sai Baba, is it really from your mind or you are paid to do it?

..If Buhari didn't win in 2015, we would have thought by now that Nigeria would have been like London.

Thank God he won for everyone to know that he can't perform magic.

Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped.
He later paid subsidy. You clapped again.

He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped.
He devalued the Naira. You clapped.

He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped.
$1 is officially equal N360. You are still clapping.

He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped,
Now petrol price is N145, you clapped and do protest in support.

He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped.
Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping.

He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped.
Its getting to four years, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.

When he cancelled Military road blocks, you clapped.
When he asked them to go back, you clapped.

When PMB promise to end medical tourism, you clapped.
When he spent months in the UK hospital and allowed local doctors on strike, you clapped.
And as I am typing now some are still clapping despite the hardship.

Thank God for the opportunity given to us to send him back to his cows next month.

Just a little addition to all what you said up there...


Justice Ovie Whisky was appointed by President Shehu Shagari as Chairman of FEDECO he was from the South South while Shagari is from the North

Prof Eme Awa and Prof Humphrey Nwosu were appointed by Ibrahim Babangida as Chairman of the Electoral body.Eme Awa was from the South South and Humprey Nwosu from the South East .Babangida from the North Central.

Prof Abel Guobadia was appointed by President Olusegun Obasanjo. Guobadia was from Edo State while Obasanjo of course hails from the South West.

Prof Atahiru Jega was appointed by President Goodluck Jonathan .We all know their States of origin.

That has been the practice and unwritten rule until Buhari came on Board and appointed his kit and kin and Nieces to preside and collate results for an election he is desperately ready to do anything to win.

And some Buharist who were not fortunate to learn some history lessons will come and tell me Buhari has integrity. They definitely have not come across the word Nepotism all their life. ....
Philip Orbih
They claimed:
*FIRS remitted over ₦6 trillion.
*JAMB generated ₦7.8 billion.
*NIMASSA generated ₦21.8 billion.
*Nigeria Customs brought ₦1.5 trillion and sales of crude oil brought home ₦7trillion.

These sources only generated over ₦15 trillion in 2018.

But they can not implement 2018 budget of ₦9 trillion. Who stole the balance?

If you don't vote wisely in this 2019 their lies could put you in serious trouble.

If we don't kill lies in 2019 lies will kill Nigeria

Justice Ovie Whisky was appointed by President Shehu Shagari as Chairman of FEDECO he was from the South South while Shagari is from the North

Prof Eme Awa and Prof Humphrey Nwosu were appointed by Ibrahim Babangida as Chairman of the Electoral body.Eme Awa was from the South South and Humprey Nwosu from the South East .Babangida from the North Central.

Prof Abel Guobadia was appointed by President Olusegun Obasanjo. Guobadia was from Edo State while Obasanjo of course hails from the South West.

Prof Atahiru Jega was appointed by President Goodluck Jonathan .We all know their States of origin.

That has been the practice and unwritten rule until Buhari came on Board and appointed his kit and kin and Nieces to preside and collate results for an election he is desperately ready to do anything to win.

And some Buharist who were not fortunate to learn some history lessons will come and tell me Buhari has integrity. They definitely have not come across the word Nepotism all their life. ....
Philip Orbih
They claimed:
*FIRS remitted over ₦6 trillion.
*JAMB generated ₦7.8 billion.
*NIMASSA generated ₦21.8 billion.
*Nigeria Customs brought ₦1.5 trillion and sales of crude oil brought home ₦7trillion.

These sources only generated over ₦15 trillion in 2018.

But they can not implement 2018 budget of ₦9 trillion. Who stole the balance?

If you don't vote wisely in this 2019 their lies could put you in serious trouble.

If we don't kill lies in 2019 lies will kill Nigeria

dodobytes:
RIP "Scanner"..UNIBEN Civil Engineering 08' will forever love and remember you.

Rest easy gentle giant.

Are you on the LT 12 WhatsApp group?


Rest in perfect peace Scanner, UNIBEN Civil Engineering class of 2008 Will miss you, LT 12 misses you (already) like crazy, and I miss you my Brother, way beyond what words can express.

dfav:
Can someone please tell why airtel dey sack..?

Even MTN with the trillion naira fine never begin dey sack..

So why airtel. ?

For those of you who do not know, Airtel is downsizing because they are soon going to be sold/bought by another (foreign) telecom firm, most likely VODACOM. and that's supposed to happen sometime next month (december) or thereabout.

You heard it HERE first.

"The reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they (wives) do not have wives"

^^^ No be me talk am ooo. na hear i hear am. lol

Reference:
I keep on saying it. The proportion of ex-boys KIA over the past 20 to 25 years is alarming. I wonder why.

Yeah, it is really worrisome. What set/coy were you?

Rest in peace PABLO. I will miss you, NMS '95 will miss you. You were a very friendly chap, a class/course mate i wil ALWAYS be proud of, and, of course, a Gallant soldier and Gentleman. Your loss is a big blow to me personally and to the '95 set. Rest on PABLO!

DEATHMACHINE:
BUY UNIFORMS ! lies from the pit of hell

Guy, do not speak of what you know (almost) nothing about. Military men (at leat in the Army) buy their uniforms, and other accessories (boot, belt, etc) THEMSELVES!

chaircover:
Expecting!!!! . . . that is the word I have an issue with.
You dont force people to do things in a relationship.
If you are constantly expecting people to do things for you, then you can never be appreciative.

Sisi start as you mean to go on. There is nothing wrong in washing his clothes, helping with housework and cooking etc BUT only if you are comfortable with it and its something that you genuingly want to do for your loved one.
We are all different and some things sit with some people more than others and your bf has to understand that. Lady A may have happily washed his clothes, that does not mean that is the blueprint for all other ladys.

This is a reason why many people have married the wrong one, becasue the lady has to pretend to get a foot in the door and as soon as they are married she shows her true colour. Instead of the guy to let the lady be herself and watch her real character, he picks on irrelevant things.

Having all said and done. I dont really understand some relationships at all. Is it not fun for both to sit on wooden stools on a saturday morning and both washing the clothes. He washes and she rinses while both gist and throw soap suds and and water at each other. Some relationships are just too rigid. . . .way too rigid.

^^^E easy to know persin wey get sense. Dearie, YOU GET SENSE!

Honestly, some (if not most) relationships are way too rigid. And some people just do not know how to make a relationship or marriage fun. it is not just about going out to places/events and buying each other gifts, it's about knowing how to do things TOGETHER and making EVERYDAY ACTIVITY (even 'chores') fun!

sylvalord:
[color=grey]It's called de javu, DE JAVU dammit you guys should stop behaving like a bunch of illiterates [/color]

Yeah it is called de javu, we all know. But does knowing what it is called explain what really IT IS, or WHY it happens?

Raymondenyi:
u wrong sire; Nig. Army recruits . 80k/month; d sub leitenants; -- 180k/month; confirmed n factual;

Its d police recruits dat earn 40k/month.

Guy, you are SOOO WRONG, especially on the recruit salary. A new Army recruit (the rank is called 'PRIVATE') earns between 50-53k, depending on the years you have spent (which is usually btw 1-6yrs averagely), and the military course or courses you have done. A 'LANCE CORPORAL', which is the next rank after a 'PRIVATE' earns between 54-57k, also depending on the TOTAL years you have spent int he Army and the Military course/courses you have done.

Aside these 'NORMAL' salary range, Medical personnel earn a little more than personnel of other Corps of same rank.


For the Officer cadre, a 'SECOND LIEUTENANT', which is the lowest rank in the officer Cadre earns about 170k. and the salary increases gradually with each next step in rank, until you get to the rank of 'COLONEL' (red Neck), where there is a sharp increase in salary.

marieolae: lmao! Really and truly its not every freakin time. Instagram will be instagram. But in real life when every 5 footsteps u make one guy starts dropping some lame lines,it gets irritating!

What really makes it irritating for you; The fact that they drop lines every 5 footsteps you take, OR, the fact that the 'lines' are LAME?

I was looking for UBTH too, but found it not. OP, your list, sure, isn't correct!

Rudebwoy: SKY B, the dumbest song i ever heard.

Me too. that guy's song ( My babe) was sure the dumbest song i ever heard. so dumb that it was painful to the ears.

lord.spiritual:
she is not a nigerian oo,that why she asked
P.S akara is made from grounded beans..

Lord.spiritual, are you by any chance a member of the "BE CIVIL" set. (if you are, then you will know what i mean)


@all, me is sorry for derailing the thread (kinda).

obadiah777: most of it looks like shyttt

Guy, you seriously and URGENTLY need to see an Optometrist (for your own good)

miteolu: TRUE REFLEXION OF NAIJA GOVERNMENT - DISABILITY

LOL.

Guy you wicked gann!

NL2 is not "it" AT ALL. meaning; IT SUCKS! I prefer the "old" nairaland by far.

"Buffoon"

Watching films and playing badminton

gists:
If he is a bad loser, why is he not contesting SW results? If he is going to lose fine, someone must definitely lose. But to cheat is what is not allowed.

i guess (massive) under-aged voting ain't cheating to you.

slap1:
I hope they break David Mark's head.

NOT JUST HIS HEAD, BUT HIS NECK FIRST.

I personally do not see anythng wrong in a lady of 20yrs (who is a graduate) being approached for marriage, and i do not see anything wrong in their age diffrence too. the lady in question certainly isn't a child (age wise), and legally she can make decisions as regards marriage. (Marital) maturital doesn't necessarily come with age, and the truth is that some 20yr old are more matured (even for marriage) than many 27yr old. maturity is an individual thing.

so guy, go after her with wisdom, and the maturity expected of a 32yr old. good luck.

agitator:
click on the person's username - this takes you to view profile page of the username - at the buttom click Show The Last Posts Of These Person - you will now be in another page "Latest Posts Of: Bleep (Bleep=SA Lady, dobodobo, etc) then scroll through and when you see the post you want - click "QUOTE" it will quotes the text and takes you to the topic - Type your reply as usual and click reply.

Hope these helps you 

Thanks Man, i've been trying to do this for a while.

hbrednic:
too many gays in this thread,wonder what nigeria is turning into
the so called kelechi can drop dead,who cares

NFCS Does!

Was in one, with the very first and probably only girl i've been in love with, and it was like Heaven and Hell woven together, meaning it can be super blissfull and sweet, and sometimes, super frustrating because of its peculiar nature. for example you guys have a quarrel (which every relationship gets to experience at one point or another), and you want to talk things out immediately, and maybe one party is so angry and logs off or ends the call, and you are not able to re-connect becos the angr(ier) party (eventhough you both are angry) doesn't want to pick the call or get online again. and you both end up not being able to resolve and bury the issue there and then but end up leaving each othe angry and the issue unsettled. and you know at times and situations like that crazy thoughts about your partner and the relationship can start popping into your head.
what i'm trying to say is, being with each other physically can help reduce or totally avoid situations like the one i just described above.
For me, to survive in a LDR, both parties have to be truly matured (mentally and emotionally), and like most contributors have said, you both really need to trust each other and communicate as often as possibly and try to resolve your differences and issues immediately.
LDR has its advantages, but its disadvantages surpasses its advantages. And i advice you avoid it if you can.
@poster, if you're already into it though, then i wish you the very best, and hope yours be Heaven alone and not have Hell mixed with it (leaving you somewhere in Purgatory).

Bored

My take is that you let her know about it somehow. however you decide to do it, just be wise about it, and try include a proof as well. it will be wrong not to try alert her on what she is probably getting into. if she knows about it already, good and fine, then she knows why she wants to go ahead with it, but if she doesn't know about it already, i tell you the truth, you will be doing her a favour and half.

[tt]

PAININASS



Re: The Population Of Males Exceeds Females
« #77 on: Today at 10:52:35 AM »

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For pretty ladies, the population of male exceeds the population of female.
For ugly ladies, the population of female exceeds the population of male


EXACTLY!