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Mcheeeeeeeeew...
So, that was y dey spoiled ma ticket abi

Well, jst lyk most pple say dat "Sex is d foundation of many marriages, dat is wat ur wife is trying to prove to u on a negative impact..
There are several ways u two can resolve dis situation, but am only gonna giv u a clue. Now seat, relax, nd read tru.
Since she has hav dat mind set dat it's only tru sex u guys can come close on her own terms, den its time u embrace it on a new dimension.. This time, when ever she comes to u for sex on ur misunderstanding period, firstly try to resist her stylishly,
Secondly, after a moment, plug in to her demands, grab her tight lyk u hav never done b4,
Next, suck her lyk u hav never done b4, till she kips moaning and begging for you to come inside her.
While she is in d mood nd begging for you to Bleep her, dis tym, u're in charge, most ladies will answer any query pose to dem, jst to get the satisfaction dey need, lyk "who's ur daddy? Do u luv me? Who is in charge?", u know wat i mean.
This is the period u strike wt ur question nd make her beg for sex sake...

Talking from experience, from a guy who don't jst wanner get married too soon...

Cheers

Space booked {keep off}

Enemyofpeace:
Thank God na as I want am be this, Nigeria must be beated today

Thank God say i no read dis ur english...

This life no balance
Shey dem been de celebrate Mercy the other day say she win 60m for BB Naija and some people come de vex de wish say na
dem
You remember that year wey Davido buy one motor like that for Chioma, how much be the car again? I hear say na 45m and he
come use diamond ring wey worth millions again come propose to am. Just the gifts alone don pass wetin Mercy win.
Relax first, I no de beef anybody, follow me to the end. You remember that nigga "E money?" January dis year im been buy 3 cars wey been worth 250m, 156m and 80m for himself, wife
and one comedian like that. You see how dem de throw money? But he never enter Forbes list. Life no balance.
Shey Dangote na the richest black man, abi? But im na number 136 for people wey rich for the world..
No go kill yourself, life no balance.
Shey C. Ronaldo and Messi get money pass for footballers?
You know that young man Zuckerberg, im fit pay them till dem die and he no go even feel am. Life no balance. Oya make we nack this one...
You know that boxer wey them de call Mayweather? That guy watch alone worth 18 million dollars.. Convert am for naira and tell me how much e be.
Davido net worth as Forbes take talk am na 16 m dollars... Mayweather watch alone don pass Davido net worth. Ordinary watch
wey no fit show us time wey Angel Michael go take blow trumpet ... After reading this you go still Wan kill yourself cos say you no get money.
Chill jhoor, buy cool drink, if you get money add am suya. Tell dj make he play "Can't kill myself" by Timaya for you. If dj no de
there, use your phone.
As d music de play, de tap your feet for ground, de nod your head like lizard , de feel yourself like say you be Bill gates, life no de two.
If you no get money at all to buy drink or suya, still chill, go church and thank God for good health, e no easy.
Appreciate God for life, be content with what you have, be thankful even as you work harder for more.
God go answer all our prayers one day.
The summary of this message is "Be content with what you have, no one has it all"
Life no balance and e no fit balance! #Note : Be yourself

So this is now news abi
To d extent it got to front page....
SMH for d moderators...

Mcheeeeeeeeeeew......
Werin we wan use the names do Abi na d name wan giv us work ni
Mcheeeeeeeeeew... Human Made Names

Jst wait till u get to prison, Den you will know if it's a joke or not
ÈLÈDÉ NRÚ

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If u want to evict a mentally unstable person, you hav to behave or act mentally unstable in order to do d needful.
Jst lyk d saying goes, "For u 2 catch a thief, u nid to fink or act lyk a thief
For dis Niger, if u don't take drastic measure in some cases, most pple will look down on u...

Lol...
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And u assume dis as news abi

shamecurls:
Jonathan's incompetence initiated this Chibok saga.

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And I equally wanted to read d whole story,
When I heard This part is important, I want u all to read it carefully, na im I con dey imagine say "abi I no get work to do ni"