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CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Early Nollywood Heartthrobs by zealadjay(m): 11:31pm On Mar 22, 2019
Where is Pete Edochi,

Where is Zack Orji,

Where is Kanayo. O. Kanayo,

Therefore, I declare dis result inconclusive...
SportsRe: Pogba Finally Reveals The Actual Reason Mourinho Was Sacked At Man United by zealadjay(m): 1:34am On Mar 22, 2019
Mourinho is the only coach dat has ever won a trophy since the tym of Alex fergi.

After mourinho, no coach will ever come close..
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Kenneth Kenny Kills A Dog, Eats It Raw In Church And Feeds Members by zealadjay(m): 1:17am On Mar 22, 2019
Any whr dat dog is right nw, he go don dey swear for d man
PoliticsRe: Wike Cries Out Concerning Rivers State Election by zealadjay(m): 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2019
lightblazingnow:
Rivers Guber: Wike cries out, reveals those struggling to destroy election results
/
Cries out ke!

Me i no see any tears for d man eyes oooo.,,

Y una con dey lie say he cry naaa

Nairaland GeneralRe: List 5 Quotes That Inspire You by zealadjay(m): 7:33pm On Mar 21, 2019
I Neva Like d Girl dat I Luv,
Nd
I Neva Luved d Girl dat I Liked
SportsRe: Sonia Ighalo Poses In Bikini At Beau Vallon Beach by zealadjay(m): 4:54pm On Mar 20, 2019
AdsenseAmazon:
grin choi that her body and pussyyy go sweet die embarassed I'm in love

Check my signature I need Adsense ASAP
. I don't fink u nid Adsense, wat u nid is Sense...

Nonsense....
RomanceRe: My Acclaimed Girlfriend Just Sent Me An Sms Meant For Someone Else. by zealadjay(m): 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2019
darkelf:
Oga shut up and move on and stop looking for excuses to call her again. Its people like you that give females the unnecessary haughtiness towards guys.

Who be this guy AEF?

angry
See! If u kip advising dis guy on his Headache, u might end up havin one Urself..

Jst leave him, lyk I said before, it is his dick dat is finkin not his head...
RomanceRe: My Acclaimed Girlfriend Just Sent Me An Sms Meant For Someone Else. by zealadjay(m): 12:01pm On Mar 20, 2019
. Aaaaah!!! Two weeks tórí òlòrun, nd u've already gone far,

Lemi nt deceive u ma brother, it is ur Dick dat is in play right nw, I mean catching d feelings, nt u..

Open ur mind nd giv ur brain (common sense) a chance to manifest, den u Wil see d answer right in front of u...

#CHEERS
SportsRe: Mikel Obi And Middlesbrough Teammates Visit Primary School In England (Photos) by zealadjay(m): 7:33am On Mar 20, 2019
Amanew:
Where are all this uncircumcised Yoruba's! u won't remember say he be BIAFRA, but if he b criminal now u uncircumcised prick will start shouting na Kanu follower, emm na Biafra!
Let me tell u guyz IGBO AMAKA
. Uncircumcised Philippine, One sported...
SportsRe: Mikel Obi And Middlesbrough Teammates Visit Primary School In England (Photos) by zealadjay(m): 7:28am On Mar 20, 2019
EVILFOREST:
The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview


My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth


INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.
. When foolishness is displayed, d end result becomes perturb.

It is ok to be foolish, bt it's not ok to display foolishness, if u knw wat i mean...

No hard feeling though.
EducationRe: Success Adegor: Okotie-Eboh Primary School Sapele Undergoing Renovation by zealadjay(m): 9:19am On Mar 19, 2019
KGD10:
I hope the stupid Okowa would also be capable of funding the school affairs which includes money for tecahers' textbooks and notebooks, chalks for the teachers, writing materials, bowls, brooms, fixing of benches, salaries of non teaching workers in the school such as the gateman, gardeners who cut the grasses and other miscellaneous such as printing of exam papers and report cards etc.

All these were formally taken care of, with the little fees gotten from the pupils because the government didn't do their job well as regard to funding the school.

The foolish Okowa had better reinstate the headmistress who had done no wrong but to take care of a school abadoned by Delta state government. Okowa should be ashamed of himself. The fool can't even take responsibility for his poor work. Yeye dey smell.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

E be lyk say mak we mak u governor of delta state so u go handle d mata properly abi...

You go lyk be governor baa??

RomanceRe: Olorogbe Faith: Nigerian Teacher Marries Lesbian Lover In South Africa (photos) by zealadjay(m): 9:11am On Mar 19, 2019
TheAngry1:
Hypocrites! Make una leave dem alone o! Go and face your lives. All of una wey dey sleep with una maids, all of una wey dey commit incest, all of una wey dey plant and harvest women panties, all of una gather here dey condemn. Thunder fire all of una! Just let people be abeg!
You gat 2 be kidding right??

It's either u are one of dem or

U weren't finkin straight wen u typed dis, so i will jst out-look dat...
PropertiesRe: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by zealadjay(m): 8:48am On Mar 19, 2019
KILLL THE DAM BITCH WITCH
Car TalkRe: 21 Causes Of Car Accidents That You Should Avoid by zealadjay(m): 9:25pm On Mar 18, 2019
OBSERVATION PLS

NO.7. Cannot be stopped, if u lyk write all d articles in d world, agbero in Niger cannot be out-written.

NO.10. Was obviously drunk @ night nd could not see d trap set for him, I guess he or she wud deserve dat

NO.12. Don't even fink abt it, cos u cannot avoid dis cattle herds men, not wen d person ON-SEAT or LEADING is one of them..



I don talk my own ooo
HealthRe: Another Conjoined Twins Separated In ATBUTH Bauchi (Graphic Pics) by zealadjay(m): 9:12pm On Mar 18, 2019
This is a parasitic twin, not a conjoined twin...
I can only see a left over of d said twin, produce it here wt facts or
I declare dis info inconclusive...
FashionRe: Man Wore Shorts And Singlet To GTB Bank (photos) by zealadjay(m): 8:59pm On Mar 18, 2019
gideon1971:
MIND YOUR BUSINESS, THE BANK DEY FOR HIS BACKYARD, AND BESIDE the HEAT NOW IS TOO MUCH, beside WHAT HE IS WEARING IS FAR MORE MODERATE AND DECENT THAN WHAT MOST GIRLS
WEARS NOWADAYS IN PUBLIC
My brother,

English no be our language, hw we speak am, we try...
EducationRe: Meet Stephanie Idolor That Interviewed Success, The Sapele Schoolgirl by zealadjay(m): 10:12am On Mar 18, 2019
kingsley52:
. Meet Stephanie Idolor That Interviewed Success, The Sapele Schoolgirl by kingsley52(m): 12:51pm On Mar
I No Dey Meet Any Body
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle Flaunts The Wrist Watches Her Boyfriend Bought Her by zealadjay(m): 9:39am On Mar 18, 2019
So dis one is news abihuh huh
Nd it even made front page

RomanceRe: Beautiful Pre Wedding Photos Of Young Nairalanders by zealadjay(m): 9:34am On Mar 18, 2019
Photo 1
Boy ----- are you sure u want us to do dis??
Girl ----- yes am sure, u knw we ain't getting any younger
Photo 2
Boy ----- but am scareroo (in calabar tune)
Girl ----- don't be, see let's jst do dis tin once and 4 all...

EducationRe: Girl Seen Reading Beside The Gutter With Street Light (PHOTO) by zealadjay(m): 6:24am On Mar 18, 2019
Mcheeeeeeeew...
Old story...
This OP self no dey try, na everything be news Sefhuh

FamilyRe: Tanitoluwa Adewumi Has ‘Conquered The World Of Chess' At 8. Chased By Boko Haram by zealadjay(m): 8:03pm On Mar 17, 2019
The return of "Queen of Catwey"
If u knw, u knw
PropertiesRe: Ghana Landlady Gives Female Nigerian Student Quit Notice Over Noise During Sex by zealadjay(m): 10:16am On Mar 15, 2019
Let Me get dis,

That awkward moment when u kip hearing ur tenant screaming at SEX, u Smtyms wished it was u..

You try to tell ur man to mak u do d same, bt he wasn't up 4 d task,

Instead of you asking d young lady 4 help, to get you one as well, rather you told her she was disturbing d peace of d hostel or whatever..

I guess she kept a deaf ear to dat, nd d next tin you're on social media, creating gullible noise about a NIGERIAN Girl screaming at Sex..

N.B ----- Jealousness does not pay

SportsRe: Aubameyang Scores For Arsenal, Celebrates With Black Panther Mask (Photos) by zealadjay(m): 9:42am On Mar 15, 2019
To those of you advertising your fake winning bet, pls show us the house, ride or mansion you hav built wt ur winning streak,

I fink OP shud put a ban on any1 who advertise such nonsense from every section except from d sport section..
Pls tak ur gullible fake winning advert to d sport section, cos u are all scam nd we are less interested..

TV/MoviesRe: 10 Most Popular James Bond Cars by zealadjay(m): 10:47pm On Mar 14, 2019
All those cars can be referred to as Ancient of days
FAST & FURIOUS WILL TELL YOU MORE....
If you knw, u knw
FashionRe: See The Gown She Wanted Vs What She Got (photos) by zealadjay(m): 9:45pm On Mar 14, 2019
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..

That moment when u gave d tailor d material, head bck home, dreamt of Urself putting on d gown.

Only 4 u be handed a cross-breed gown impersonating in a deeper life form..

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dynamo Kiev Vs Chelsea: Europa Cup (0 - 5) On 14th March 2019 by zealadjay(m): 9:10pm On Mar 14, 2019
shaggy007:
@OP, Its dynamo kyiv, and not kiev
OP is correct as well..
It cud also be pronounced as "Dynamo Kiev" too..
Cheers...
CrimeRe: "Pastor Leads Family To Where Kidnapped Boy Was Abandoned Inside A Bush". Photos by zealadjay(m): 9:07am On Mar 14, 2019
If you do good, "you're in trouble,

If you do bad, "you're in trouble..

I am beginning to fink of moving to Earth 4, may be dey are different dere... grin
RomanceRe: 'Fatty Bum Bum, Happy Birthday To Me' - Plus-sized Model Celebrates In Bikini by zealadjay(m): 7:57am On Mar 14, 2019
Breakingfamous:
Monalisa Stephen, Nigerian plus-sized celebrates her birthday in a special way with bikini photos.

See more photos and watch video after the cut...

Source: http://www..com/2019/03/monalisa-stephen-plus-sized-model.html
I ask u, "To what ends",

Break it

Shred frm it
.
(Avengers: infinity war ----- if u knw, u knw)

EducationRe: JAMB Fixes New Date For Mock Exam by zealadjay(m): 7:34am On Mar 14, 2019
This guy above me, u hav brought dis ur gullible fraud winning to dis tread again abi..

PoliticsRe: 102 Elected Senators, 338 Reps Get Certificates Today by zealadjay(m): 7:20am On Mar 14, 2019
And what will dey now be doing huh

Sitting in meetings upon meetings consuming our money...

Who say i will not be a senator smday,

HOLY GHOST FIRE...

Btw, OP pls do justice to all dis bet-scammers,

Let dem tak deir gullible fraud winning to sport department or section...

CelebritiesRe: Chioma Hangs Out With Her Sister And Davido's Lawyer by zealadjay(m): 9:29am On Mar 13, 2019
Hw dis one tak be news nwhuh
When u dnt hav any relevant info to giv, den u start displaying trash as news...

SportsRe: UCL: Cristiano Ronaldo Hat-Trick Shoots Juventus Into Quarter Finals (Photos) by zealadjay(m): 7:21am On Mar 13, 2019
I hav decide to Ronaldiz my room nd as well install d logo JEEP...

If u knw u knw.. grin grin

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