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RomanceRe: My Girl Is In Love With My Friend by zealadjay(m): 12:33am On Mar 13, 2019
E b lyk say cry dey hungry uuuuu....
Jst tak a moment nd think because it's ur dick dat is at work not ur head...
PoliticsRe: Babagana zullum Spotted Riding Bicycle by zealadjay(m): 11:04pm On Mar 12, 2019
I ave decide to Juventise my house wt d color Black & White, as well as attaching it wt d logo JEEP
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Rams His Car Into A House In Ajah Lagos (Photos) by zealadjay(m): 9:14pm On Mar 12, 2019
So smbori cannot ram his car into a nice parking space again baa huh
RomanceRe: What Are Your 3primary Love Languages According To Gary Chapman by zealadjay(m): 9:13am On Mar 12, 2019
1. Twinkle 2. Twinkle 3. Little star
Hope ya all can relate to dis...
FamilyRe: Suggest A Name For My Baby Girl: The Naming Ceremony Of My Baby Is Tomorrow by zealadjay(m): 8:44am On Mar 12, 2019
Offpoint1:
Yoruba: Olamiposi
Hausa: Godiya
Igbo: Amarachi
Efik: Ima-obong or uyai-obong
English: Anne or Bree..

if you're not satisfy with either of the above, you name her "INCONCLUSIVE"
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.. This one weak me
RomanceRe: South African Woman States Why Men Don't Want To Leave Her Alone by zealadjay(m): 8:37am On Mar 12, 2019
this is why am gonna call her angel Di-maria... hehehehehehehehe

FoodRe: Why Do Most Children Hate Onions? by zealadjay(m): 8:23am On Mar 12, 2019
northvietnam:
Cuz its Devilish and was never used or mentioned in the bible...

Any one still consuming that Satanic Bulb that originatted from Onionsioneville paratiki Coven Wont make heaven...

Have u asked ur self why the uncircumcised always use it to prepare suya...

. After making love with their cow, they kill it and add it onions ....

A word is enogh for the wise chidlren of God....
This is what happens to you when u fink u know too much..

CelebritiesRe: Dewy Oputa Slays In Sexy Swimsuit by zealadjay(m): 8:02pm On Mar 11, 2019
Wen u're waiting for dat OP dat push dis to FP as news..

PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Ifeanyi Okowa Winner Of Delta State Governorship Election by zealadjay(m): 5:13pm On Mar 11, 2019
fergie001:
The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) on Monday declared Gov. Ifeanyi Okowa of the Peoples democratic Party (PDP) winner of the 2019 governorship election in Delta.

The State Returning Officer of INEC, Prof. Seth Accra-Jaja, Vice Chancellor, Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa, declared Okowa winner of the contest on Monday in Asaba.

Jaja said, “I hereby certify that I was the State Returning Officer for March Governorship election.

“The election was keenly contested by different candidates and Ifeanyi Arthur Okowa of the PDP polled a total number of 925,274 votes to defeat his first runner up, Chief Great Ogboru of the All Progressive Congress who polled a total of 215,938 votes.’’

He said that the total number of registered voters in the state was 2,831,205, adding that the total number of accredited voters was 1,188,784.

According to him, the total number of rejected votes is 24,147 and the total number of votes cast is 1,178,335, while the total number of valid votes is 1,154,188.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Okowa won in 23 out of the 25 local government areas of the state.

Some of the local government areas where Okowa recorded his highest number of votes included Warri South West where he scored a total of 139,534 votes as against his opponent who recorded 10,906 votes.

Okowa also recorded 63,851 votes in Bomadi local government area, where Ogboru scored a total of 4,437 votes.

However, NAN reports that Ogboru polled 21,141 totes in his own local government area, Ethiope East, where Okowa recorded 11,489 votes.

Ogboru also won in Ughelli North where recorded 22,081 votes against Okowa who polled a total of 19,045 votes.

Consequently, representatives of different political parties signed the result sheet provided by INEC except APC agents who refused to sign for alleged discrepancies in the election results. (NAN)


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/guber-election-okowa-wins-in-delta.html

CelebritiesRe: "I Want Wizkid To Be The Father Of My Child" - Uche Okoye by zealadjay(m): 4:36pm On Mar 11, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Slams Olakunle Churchill, Ex-husband Again! by zealadjay(m): 8:28pm On Mar 08, 2019
And he wasted all his tym & years bleeping you.. Ah swear, if na me, I will request for all ma sperm I invented in her, Case closed...
SportsRe: A PSG Fan Shattered His Television After PSG 1 - 3 Man Utd Loss (Photos) by zealadjay(m): 3:46pm On Mar 08, 2019
All this show for the headline & front page social media...
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Jegede: My Marriage To Abounce Has Crashed, It's Over, It Didn't Work Out by zealadjay(m): 9:09pm On Mar 06, 2019
Wud u blame her, another dick has been calling 4 her nd she no longer enjoy d previous one..
Actress & prostitution are lyk 5&6
EducationRe: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by zealadjay(m): 6:38pm On Mar 05, 2019
That, "The labour of our Hero's past shall Neva be in vain
RomanceRe: She Hugged Me Tightly, I Am Clueless by zealadjay(m): 6:24pm On Mar 05, 2019
As per woman matter ma broda, Every advice u gonna get here will not giv u a win win scenery. U're jst gonna end up in a Nigeria home-movie..
PoliticsRe: Meet The 6 Women Senators-elect In Nigeria by zealadjay(m): 10:04am On Mar 01, 2019
Who say I will not be a senator, let dat prson go nd look bush..
CrimeRe: Katsina Man Raped His Brother's Wife by zealadjay(m): 9:45am On Mar 01, 2019
dachiwater:
A Kastina man who allegedly raped his brother's wife, has been arrested and arraigned in court after the incident was reported at the Divisional Police Headquarters, Musawa. The 35-year-old man, Abubakar Garba, of Dorayi village in the Musawa Local Government Area of Katsina State, allegedly raped his brother's wife, after his elder brother Usman took ill and was away in Katsina for medical examination and treatment.

The man who reportedly lured his brother's wife into his room and had sexual intercourse with her “on different occasions", was charged with rape under Section 183 of the Penal Code.
On diffnt occasion no be rape again ooo, haba!
So sombori cannot hav sexual intercourse on diffnt occasion in peace again abihuh
TV/MoviesRe: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by zealadjay(m): 8:35am On Feb 26, 2019
MYSELF.
I can Neva get tired of watching Myself
If you agree wt Me, Likes for SELF, Share for others
RomanceRe: "I Got Pregnant From A One Night Stand At Age 16... And This Happened..." (Pix) by zealadjay(m): 8:58am On Feb 24, 2019
grin
Smile4daddy:
Our girls will be forming because of ordinary two breast, don't forget that dog have eight.
E be lyk say u dey suck dog own whela?
Bt lyk seriously, I Yanch 4 u... grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Missing Person, Ajayi Osonameh Precious, Please Help by zealadjay(m): 8:57pm On Feb 20, 2019
wakabobo:
The young lady in the photo is missing, she was last seen at Benin city about a year ago. All effort to locate her whereabouts by the family has proved abortive. The general public is please advised to call her parents via the phone numbers below if found. Thank You

Name : Ajayi Osonameh Precious
Age: 22-23yrs
Place last seen: Benin
State of origin: Edo

07013070926
07063411999
08133848884
All dis APC pple dat dey hav use lies to brainwash u pple..
Aah aah! Tòrí Ólórun..

Topic Age == 22
Message Age == 22 - 23
Banner advert Age == 23

Nd u pple want me to bliv dat she is 22 abi 23huh
This face am seeing lyk dis surpass dat age.
Btw, she dey one side dey brekwaale Shikena!!!

PhonesRe: What's The Best Midnight Data Plan Available? by zealadjay(m): 11:49pm On Feb 18, 2019
BillGoldberg:
To help you, I have 40 airtel Sims. I bought them 10 per week. Believe me when I tell you that I have that number of sims. I download HD movies and PS3 games a lot. One game on PS3 can be as much as 33 GIGABYTE. Coz of this, Airetl is the cheapest and fastest for heavy downloads. I was on MTN too before they reduced there data for the 25 naira bundle. It used to be 500 mb for 25 naira but they reduced it to 250 mb for 25 naira!! Useless people.

Airtel is the best of best. Still sells 500 mb for 25 naira. With my 40 sims, I can get 20 GIG per night for 1,000 naira. Yes... 1000. How do I make it easy? I load every sim with 100 naira each totalling 4,000 naira. Every night, I sub 25 naira. That 4,000 will eventually get me 80 Gigabyte. Which other network offers that?

You know the sweetest part? Where I stay, Airtel 4G downloads at 5mb per second or more self. That means 1 GB per 3 minutes! Long story short, I exhaust the 20 GB before 1 hour and am back to sleep. Thank me later.

NB
I have many 1 terrabyte hard disks for storing movies and games.
Now whr hav i seen dis story line b4?
Ok, now I remember... THIS IS THE STORY OF A BROTHER (Singing In Paul Bassey's Voice) heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
PhonesRe: What's The Best Midnight Data Plan Available? by zealadjay(m): 11:39pm On Feb 18, 2019
Realboygenius:
Airtel is the bomb That what I'm using on my Camon 11 Pro.
Now I don knw say na C11 u dey use, I dey com collect am... Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.....
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by zealadjay(m): 11:28pm On Feb 18, 2019
By a SEX Doll, Thank me later...
PoliticsRe: EFCC Has Arrested Uyiekpen Giwa-Osagie, Atiku's Lawyer — Reno Omokri by zealadjay(m): 11:18pm On Feb 18, 2019
Now that you hav paste dis gullible news, nd I hav reply, what nexthuh
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast PDP For Politicising Buhari Statements On Election Rigging by zealadjay(m): 10:35pm On Feb 18, 2019
MrAJQ:
Nigerians blast PDP for politicising Buhari statements on election rigging.
come oooo, which Nigerians, una dey count me join, my brodas, ma sistrs, ma frnds, familieshuh
Abeg ma una no put us join ooo, cox non of ma frnds or families chuk mouth 4 d matter ooo....

Zombies & Lies everywhr
PoliticsRe: 10 Richest States In Nigeria In 2019 (by IGR) by zealadjay(m): 9:41pm On Feb 08, 2019
ClearFlair:
Just remove oil revenue and the list will change drastically.
Jst remove the industrial revenue nd d top list will also change dramatically...
RomanceRe: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by zealadjay(m): 7:31am On Feb 07, 2019
Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity huh
Aa swear, this is the only story lie dat tags wt the headings

Ma chest oooo, LWKMD4H

RomanceRe: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by zealadjay(m): 9:44am On Feb 06, 2019
1. Writing a Luv letter to a girl nd sending ma beloved younger brother to hand it over to her by d next compound, only 4 my brother to hand it over to her Dad, nd d old man came down raiding our hux with anger..
But wt eye contact btw me nd ma brother, he tell d man say d sender no dey among d pple wey com out of the hux... I won faint dat day... Hehehehehehehehehehe


2. Dating a girl for over 4yrs nd she did not know...

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast President Buhari For Saying He Came Into Office In 2005 In Ekiti by zealadjay(m): 7:50am On Feb 06, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
Very useless people bring your father that is above 70years to face crowd let us compare him with buhari. Notice to all wailers buhari or death .
The numba of vote buhari will get in this comin election will determine the numba of brainless nd idiotic pple roaming this great country Nigeria..
SportsRe: Sergio Ramos To Marry Pilar Rubio In June (Photo) by zealadjay(m): 3:37pm On Feb 05, 2019
THIS DUPLEX (4 bedroom duplex, 2bedroom boyz quater nd a security gate hux) IS AVAILABLE FOR SALE, AT 60Million Naira
LOCATION --- GUARINPA, FCT ABUJA..
PLS CONTACT 07064459998 FOR MORE INFO..

PoliticsRe: Atiku Replies Nnamdi Kanu: I Am Not From Cameroon by zealadjay(m): 5:33pm On Feb 03, 2019
Abraham Lincoln root was traced bck to South-Africa,
Barack Obama root was traced bck to Kenya,

Now they are saying this is frm this, that is frm that, what difference would dat make...

N.B If you hav lived in a country for more than 10yrs, You hav the right to claim nationality..
Science/TechnologyRe: Inside The World's Largest Particle Accelerator by zealadjay(m): 8:16am On Jan 31, 2019
Jst imagining me traveling to dat location nd of a sudden, the particle accelerator exploded...
Are you thinking what an thinking?

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