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Business › Re: CBN Postpones MPC Meeting Indefinitely by zebszebs: 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2023*

May the last person to leave Nigeria, kindly lock the gate and turn off the lights.

There won't be electricity sef, so no need.

Let us share the grace in fellowship

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Politics › Re: Betsy Obaseki Beats 21 Persons To Emerge Most Prolific First Lady Of The Year by zebszebs: 1:49pm On Sep 21, 2023

Alex Reports on the beat!!!

Ada Owerri of Ondo state has you on her payrole?

Wonderful!!! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Segun ADEBAYO Reveals What Will Likely Happen To Those Who Killed Mohbad by zebszebs: 9:36am On Sep 21, 2023

A religious scammer, pulpit bandit, snake-oil salesman, a Christian charlatan, a self-called, self-acclaimed man of god.

Please STFU and go take several seats.

From Jeremiah Omotofinfin to this large-headed idi*t, all jumping on the current social media wave which is Mohbad death.

Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: I’ve Been Receiving Death Threats – Daddy Showkey by zebszebs: 2:52pm On Sep 20, 2023

Horus:
Martin Luther King Jr said: "I have a dream".

Source https://www.britannica.com/topic/I-Have-A-Dream

[b] *Has* and *have* are both auxiliary verbs in English, but they are used differently based on the subject of a sentence.

"Has" is the third-person singular form of the verb "have." It is used with singular nouns and the third-person singular pronouns "he," "she," and "it."

He has a car.
She has a book.
It has a tail.
"Have" is used with plural nouns and the pronouns "I," "you," "we," and "they," as well as with the first-person singular pronoun "I" in the present tense.

I have a dog.
You have two siblings.
We have many friends.
They have some questions.
Here's a breakdown:

"Has" is used with singular subjects (he, she, it) in the present tense.
"Have" is used with plural subjects (I, you, we, they) and "I" in the present tense.
In the past tense, "had" is used for both singular and plural subjects:

He had a car.
They had two cars.
These auxiliary verbs are essential for forming the present perfect and past perfect tenses, as well as for making questions and negative statements in English.[/b]

Please this will be my last engagement with you.
I don't have the time to correct the lapses the piss poor education might have caused in your life.

If you still don't know where to use "has" and "have" as an adult, after all this, then please "carry go".

Like a famous philosopher musician (Sir Shina Peters) once said, "Grammar no be money, grammar no be success"

Just dey gbagaun dey go!!!

Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: I’ve Been Receiving Death Threats – Daddy Showkey by zebszebs: 1:55pm On Sep 20, 2023

Horus:
You said (quoted below)

So I simply emphasized that after death a person still have a spirit. The spirit is still there and aware.
Only the body decays but the person still have his spirit

Has is singular, Have is plural.

How many "spirits" does Mohbad have?

Nigerian educational system, you lot are really trying o!!!

Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: Iyabo Ojo, Kiekie, Foluke Daramola, Others Visit Commissioner Of Police by zebszebs: 1:53pm On Sep 20, 2023

callmevirus:
Where are they when he was alive?
Solidststar is there now nobody is trying to reach out to him, they're waiting for him to kpai before they can reach out to his family

Solidstar is a junkie. He needs to go into rehab and stop using.
He is the one doing himself

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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija All-stars: Dino Melaye Seeks Support For Ilebaye Ahead Grand Finale(pics by zebszebs: 9:10am On Sep 20, 2023

Alex!!! Alex!!! Alex Reports!!!

How many times did I call you?

Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: I’ve Been Receiving Death Threats – Daddy Showkey by zebszebs: 7:31am On Sep 20, 2023

Horus:
When we die, only the body decays but the spirit is still there and aware.
The spirit of the person simply come out of the body

Is everything okay at home?
How is what you wrote, related to what I wrote?

Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: I’ve Been Receiving Death Threats – Daddy Showkey by zebszebs: 10:24pm On Sep 19, 2023

southsouthking:
Mohbad have a strong spirit.

Mohbad **has** a strong spirit.

I really shouldn't be correcting the grammar of a full grown adult who was formally taught (I assume) in English language, but is still committing kindergarten grammatical errors.

Its sad to see how awful the standard of education of that accursed country has gotten.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah To Support Mohbad's Son And Wife, To Help Police Investigation by zebszebs: 7:26pm On Sep 19, 2023

lildush:
May God have mercy on you. This is how u bring curse upon yourself. Wen u start suffering now u will start asking God why.. the bible says touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm.. a word is enough for the wise. God bless you

I repeat Jeremiah Omotofinfin is a semi-illiterate, former area boy and street enforcer, religious charlatan, and pulpit bandit, deceiving people by claiming to be a prophet.

Unlike you, I have a brain and I use it.

May your God p*nish you and your idol Jeremiah.

Where is Baby Testimony?

Oloribu

Family › Re: After 37yrs In South Africa He Came Back To Drag Properties With My Father. by zebszebs: 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2023

With youth unemployment rate of 51% in South Africa,

Please let him drag properties.

Do you think Ikenna and Emeka who spent 6 months in SA and returned millionaires, actually got wealthy legally?

SA is currently a basketcase and any Nigerian migrating there is most likely a budding criminal.

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Politics › Re: Drone Shots Of Barrister Natasha Akpoti victory rally In Okehi Lg(pics, vid) by zebszebs: 12:39pm On Sep 19, 2023

If this rally wasn't held on a weekend/holiday, then it is not the flex she thinks it is.

It shows that there is a large number of idle/jobless people who don't have anything better to do than accept #2k/person to storm the streets in celebration of her victory.

Nigerians are too unproductive and idle.

sorry thing is that the situation is not going to improve in a long time to come.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah To Support Mohbad's Son And Wife, To Help Police Investigation by zebszebs: 8:35am On Sep 19, 2023*

This semi-illiterate, clout chaser.

Let him first produce Baby Testimony, the 4-year-old son of a crippled woman, Ruth Matthews. Who "disappeared" in his business center called a church. Then we will listen to him. Oloshi!!!

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Travel › Re: Ten Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria Based On Inflation Rate–August 2023 by zebszebs: 8:40pm On Sep 18, 2023

I am shocked by Kogi and Ekiti.

Civil service states with no industries or businesses, why arent their youth farming? especially Ekiti?

No wonder they always crowd out to sell their votes for #10k every election.

Most educated state Buharis left brokos.

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Politics › Re: VP Shettima Appoints Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, Rukaiya El-Rufai, 16 Others As Aides by zebszebs: 7:47pm On Sep 18, 2023

Gimba Kakanda, Senior Special Assistant to the President

For anyone who knows this Nupe man and his twerking for Buhari and now Tinubu on Twitter all these years, this appointment is pay back.

The man has ridden and sucked the APC for so long, his reward has finally "come". grin

Crime › Re: Cult Clash In Sagamu Leaves 25 Dead (graphic) by zebszebs: 10:02am On Sep 18, 2023*

This is a way for Mother Nature to cull the undesirables in society.

As long as there are no "civilians" "offed" in the fracas,

Then there is no foul.

The referee says, "FAIR PLAY, PLAY ON!!!".

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Politics › Re: IGP Egbetokun Takes Security To Church (Photo) by zebszebs: 8:36pm On Sep 17, 2023

ganisucks:
@General_Oluchi

From this image, its clear that this IGP is closer to 70 than the fake age he is claiming.

I mean, look at how dry his head is, scraping it bare won't veil his deceit. grin

Politics › Re: FFK Blames Peter Obi & Obidients For Obasanjo's Disrespecting Of Yoruba Monarchs by zebszebs: 9:55pm On Sep 16, 2023

I am sure when next FFK experiences a failed e*rection whilst trying to mount Snow White, he will blame the spirit of Peter Obi and the Obidients. Shameless fellow.

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Business › Re: Skyewise Group GMD, Abuyere Vows To Keep Promoting Peace, Receives Plaque As 100 by zebszebs: 1:28pm On Sep 16, 2023

chronique:
I don't know why people buy awards to make themselves feel more important. It's a form of mental health issues they do not know. As a young man doing well in business, you are already an important personality. You have succeeded in a country where success is not easily achieved and you should be proud of yourself. You don't need to start patronizing roadside award vendors and merchants to make yourself feel important. You are already important. Keep working hard and developing. The most important awards you can have, are the lives that you touch while alive. Whoever knows the Elvis guy, should tell him.

Now add these actors, musicians and comedians who are getting honorary Doctorate awards from "American" universities in Benin Republic.

Fake universities that operate out of single two story buildings in Benin Republic.

Sad.

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Business › Re: Skyewise Group GMD, Abuyere Vows To Keep Promoting Peace, Receives Plaque As 100 by zebszebs: 1:26pm On Sep 16, 2023

flexyrule:
Alexreports, No go mistakenly give boko haram's Shekarau award one day sha...

How else will he eat?

Travel › Re: London-bound Nigerian Passenger Dies Aboard Egypt Air, Corpse ‘dumped In Cairo' by zebszebs: 6:55pm On Sep 08, 2023

CJStarz:
She was probably poisoned by a very close friend shortly before boarding the flight.

And you know this how?

Did you conduct your post-mortem OTA?

A superstitious, deeply ignorant, religiously brainwashed, and barely literate African spotted in the wild.

Dafty poops like you.

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Travel › Re: London-bound Nigerian Passenger Dies Aboard Egypt Air, Corpse ‘dumped In Cairo' by zebszebs: 6:53pm On Sep 08, 2023

Yankiss:
Chei. This is really tragic and heart-breaking. She was not even on medical visa, which meant she was probably hale and hearty. What could have contributed to her death mid-air? The airline has a lot of questions to answer. Why did they just dump her in Cairo without contacting the family? They should sue the airline for negligence and explanations on what really happened to her. It looks suspicious.

Most likely deep vein thrombosis. The same thing that killed the musician Goldie. Mostly happens during long-distance travel.

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Lady Who Steals Sim Cards, Withdraws Money From Accounts by zebszebs: 7:33pm On Sep 07, 2023

"Pretty"?

Osarobo!!! fetch me my glasses. It's like Tinubu is no longer seeing clearly.

Politics › Re: Tribunal Delivering Judgement When Tinubu Won’t Be In The Country by zebszebs: 3:38pm On Sep 04, 2023

pandoragirigory:
Who is Achilles compare to the greatest politician that have ever walked the surface of Africa, the Eze-Chukwu of Igbo land, the kingmaker that become king.

A smelly, semi-illiterate you are. A nuisance who doesn't know the difference between "has" and "have".

Look at your write-up, filled with grammatical and spelling errors. A sure calling card of your poor upbringing and below-par education.

I am sure you are unemployed, that is why you have the time to be an unpaid e-rat

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Crime › Re: Cow Rams 30-year-old Man To Death In Lagos by zebszebs: 11:10pm On Sep 02, 2023

Both the Punch newspapers and the OP are clearly lacking in the grammar department.

A cow can only gore someone to death.

Not ram, bash or headbutt

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Crime › Re: 7 Convicted Of Internet Fraud, One For Claiming To Own Property Under Forfeiture by zebszebs: 8:26pm On Sep 02, 2023

Of late, we have been hearing reports and cases of cultism and online fraud stories coming from the North.

I thought they claimed to be the last bastion of faith, morality, and uprightness?

Skallywags.

Politics › Re: Salihu 'Dawisu' Tanko Yakasai Returns To APC In Kano by zebszebs: 2:43am On Aug 31, 2023

A shameless fellow with no values, principles, or morals.

A man who stands for nothing and falls for anything.

A man whose Raison d'être is his lord and the love of filthy lucre his god.

No skills, no vocation or avocation, and whose only resort to feeding himself and his dependents is his proximity to political office.

Dawisu, a shameless fellow.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Storms ABU Zaria For Convocation (Photos, Video) by zebszebs: 4:03pm On Aug 29, 2023

Is 9jaotblog owned by Nairalands resident PR charlatan aka Alex Reports?

Politics › Re: Abia Civil Servants Lock Accountant-General Out Of Office Over Salaries by zebszebs: 2:09pm On Aug 29, 2023

Nigerian civil servants are loafers and lazy lots and if 90% of them are sacked, there would be no noticeable decrease in output as most of them don't do anything apart from asking for bribes, eating groundnuts at their desks, gossiping and closing by 2PM after resuming by 10AM.

Sack them all!!!

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate Falls to 4.1% by zebszebs: 7:19pm On Aug 24, 2023

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
― George Orwell, 1984

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