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PropertiesRe: Mighty-Mighty Gifts 10 Houses Worth ₦125M To Widows In Anambra by zebszebs: 10:36pm On Dec 09, 2023
immortalcrown:
May God make him richer if his source of wealth is pure.
Even though....even though...
CareerRe: I Received My First Salary Today (PHOTO) by zebszebs: 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2023
Rexymania:
See as "graduate" spell 'rejoice' lol him say na "rejoys" LoL 😆
You think Nigeria still produces employable graduates?

90% are half-baked unfortunates who dont know where to use "have" and "has"
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Participation In the COP For The Last 10 Years by zebszebs: 11:26pm On Dec 04, 2023
KingKO22:
Asiwaju is a leader who believe in vigorous economy marketing to the developed nations and o believe this will start yielding immensely soon

He did it in Lagos and will replicate it in Nigeria


This I believe
A state with no running water

No motorable inner-city roads

Sanitation is zero as the state's landscape is dotted with stagnant gutters and drainages filled with greenish effluents and other human waste.

Security is zero, as large parts of the state is controlled by non-state actors (cultists, Omo Onile, NURTW members, and LGA enforcers) who go about shaking people down for unofficial taxes and levies.

Despite having the largest IGR, the state owes 100s of billions in Naira and hundreds of millions of dollars to creditors, both local and foreign.

Kindly tell me what Tinubu did exactly?

If I should tell you exactly what is on my mind, the mods will ban my account, so I will leave you with this:

"If you have have any form of education at all, then I must confess that it was wasted on you"
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Participation In the COP For The Last 10 Years by zebszebs: 11:18pm On Dec 04, 2023
Suddenly, Buhari is no longer looking that bad again right?

This is the same thing we will say about Tinubu when he is replaced after 8 years by another bumbling buffoon.


Peep the trend: OBJ -> Yar'adua -> GEJ -> Buhari -> Tinubu

Notice the reduction in quality and performance?

Nigeria is heading for the abyss.

We are NGMI
FamilyRe: My Husband Tells Me Not To Gain Anymore Weight by zebszebs:
Wifeoflgbo:
I was previously heavier at 90kilograms but I didn't look very big. He told me at the time that he liked it. And that he liked my body.

But recently I have lost weight. He told me I have done okay but to not gain anymore weight. But to lose more if I can. Even though I am feeling sick from lack of food. My medication is what keeps myle chubby. So I have to eat very little just to lose weight.

I said "I thought you told me you liked my fatter body?" He told me "I was just trying to be nice. I'm not a mean person. But I didn't like your old body. But this one it bust my head!" I felt really upset by this. So I asked him if he was still attracted to me back then and he said "yes" and I asked if he would leave me if I gained more weight. And he said he would never leave me if I'm skinny or fat. I asked him again why he said he didn't like my old body, and he told me he "never said that" 🙄🙄🤦 after he got super excited about my new body for another 20mins, he told me to stop bringing it up and that he needed to get some rest.

So I let it go. But part of me still feels hurt. Feels self conscious.

My husband is igbo and lives in Owerri and I am a white westerner. So maybe I am misunderstanding or the cultures are clashing here?
Come off it na, are you practicing your "format" on gullible Nairalanders?
You are no Westerner, brother.
We are familiar with your game.
Forum GamesRe: Who Can Answer This Question? (PHOTO) by zebszebs:
Irish goodbye.

There is no need resigning, if they don't see me they will cross me off their staff list
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by zebszebs: 8:12pm On Dec 03, 2023
Chetas81:
IS NOT ALL GOAT 🐐 LIKE YOU WE NEED TO REPLY BUT DRINK INSECTICIDE IF MY CAPITAL LETTERS PAIN YOU,WE WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE WE SEE YOU RESEMBLE YOUR BLIND FATHER'S WITH EYEGLASS 🤟🤟😂
Get well soon bro. Nigeria is really dealing with Nigerians
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prophesied That Members Will Receive Bank Alerts And It Happened (Video) by zebszebs: 6:42pm On Dec 03, 2023
Righteousness2:
Miracles are the Children's bread.
Miracles are the gifts of GOD to those who Believe.
Infact without the Miracles of GOD in this life, no mattet what you have or you dont have, you will struggle and struggle and struggle until you Die.

If thou can Believe, ALL Things are POSSIBLE .

Me myself, my life is a full dose of Miracles. Countless unimaginable Miracles.

But make no Mistake! , Miracle does not Substitute the needful which is the Salvation of your Soul. It is only Possible through JESUS CHRIST.
Only if Baba Righteousness2 had "Oju Inu" on that fateful night of his conception, a #50 prophylactic would have prevented this disgraceful display of his son in the "marketplace".
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prophesied That Members Will Receive Bank Alerts And It Happened (Video) by zebszebs:
If you believe this shit is real.

Then I am here to tell you that if you have any education at all, then it was wasted on you.

Please, what bank did the transfer come from?

What account was debited?

What was the description?

Even if you dey cry, you suppose dey see road.

Even if you are so poverty-stricken and desperately looking for a breakthrough, at least your brain should still work.

Don't fall for hare-brained schemes being hocked by these religious charlatans and pulpit bandits like Uebert Angel, Johnson Suleiman and this baby crook
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by zebszebs: 6:28pm On Dec 03, 2023
Chetas81:
WHO CAN ADVISED THIS GUYS TO INVEST IN PRODUCTION HUB TO HELP THOSE WHO SPEND THEIR LAST KOBO TO STREAM THEIR MUSIC ONLINE, DAVIDO WITH MILLIONS OF CAR BUT FAILED TO BUILD PRODUCTION FACTORIES THE SAME AS WIZKID MAKE MILLIONS THROUGH THEIR MUSIC CAREER BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE IDEA TO INVEST ON NIGERIAN YOUTH WHO SPEND THEIR LAST MONEY TO STREAM THEIR MUSIC ONLINE, ANYWAY ONLY PEOPLE WITH IDEA CAN TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE THINGS WORK IN THIS CORNER OF THE WORLD 😂
Why are you typing in all-caps though?

Are you suffering from some mental turbulence?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by zebszebs: 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2023
To show how debased the economy of this country has become,
Wiz dashing someone #20m doesn't sound so outrageous anymore.

Imagine someone dashing you #20m in 2012-2014?

I guess #20m is the new #2m.

Jonathan, Buhari, and Tinubu will collectively crumble wherever they are.

Iseh!!!
EducationRe: Factional Presidents Emerge In NANS by zebszebs: 8:11am On Dec 03, 2023
Someone who graduated in 2003 is now claiming to be a student union president?

Seyi, you will crumble!!!
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Celebrates Buhari's 34th Wedding Anniversary by zebszebs: 7:39pm On Dec 02, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:
no ibo man will be president
Agreed, but how has your life become better since your kinsman became president?

Your education if you have any, was a waste.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Celebrates Buhari's 34th Wedding Anniversary by zebszebs: 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2023
Jokerman:
What about Edo man, Delta Man, Kogi Man, Benue Man?
According to that asinine scallywa*g, anyone from beyond Ore is termed "Igbo" in their books.

There is no difference between the tribes there
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Celebrates Buhari's 34th Wedding Anniversary by zebszebs: 7:36pm On Dec 02, 2023
chaloskyx:
aunty the man has left office you have no business celebrating a private and passionate event like that meant for other couples. funny thing is i can bet this woman has never celebrated her own wedding annivasary like this o useless woman
Is she married?
Remember when her nephew and his wife wanted to forcefully "inherit" her UK house?

That palm wine-drinking shrew from the swamps of the Niger Delta. Shior
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Celebrates Buhari's 34th Wedding Anniversary by zebszebs: 7:34pm On Dec 02, 2023
Buhari we know was an incompetent, waffling buff00n but the brown-teeth man currently occupying Buhari's previous position is making him look like Albert Einstein.
PoliticsRe: Most Indebted States In Nigeria 2023 by zebszebs:
Lagos state with #1.97 trillion in debt stock, has the highest IGR but yet has:
1. No running water from the state water cooperation service.
2. No functioning drainage system as the landscape is riddled with stagnant gutters filled with greenish effluents.
3. Insecurity is rife with large swaths of Lagos being controlled by non-state actors (read: Agberos et.al) extracting rent and unofficial taxes.

Yet some unemployed cretin from Osun state, who has never done an honest day job in his life, will soon jump on this thread and say "Go back to Anambra".

Lagos, a Mega City, like Tinubu's brownish teeth.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley, Zinoleesky & Samlarry Spotted Sharing Food Items To Fans In Lagos by zebszebs:
In all you do, dont die a victim in Nigeria.

It will be a waste.

Ask those who died in the 2020 #EndSARS protest.
PoliticsRe: Fubara To Get Ambode Treatment, Wike Determined To Remove Him – Primate Ayodele by zebszebs: 6:16pm On Nov 29, 2023
No shit sherlock.

Thanks for telling us the mind of God, Captain Obvious
PoliticsRe: Chris Odey Bags Ambassadorial Appointment With Disabled Community Of Nigeria by zebszebs: 8:33am On Nov 29, 2023
Is it not Alex Reports again and his one million and one monikers?

Let me not talk before they ban me again.
CelebritiesRe: Church Is The Worst Place To Marry, You Deceived The Guy” – Isreal Dmw’s Friend by zebszebs: 3:15pm On Nov 27, 2023
A lady who claimed to have been a two-time beauty queen and still a virgin?

Alex Reports should have advised Israel on how impossible that combo is to find.

Reminds me of an Ilorin Alfa who occasionally brought a nurse to check his daughter's hymen to confirm their virginity.

These "wise" girls, then made sure their male partners only did it through the hole where waste is passed from the body.

So on paper, these girls were unsullied maidens whilst in real life they were harlots.
CelebritiesRe: Story Of Kola Olawuyi, The Investigative Journalist Who Exposed Many Evil People by zebszebs: 1:25pm On Nov 22, 2023
Now do the story of Toba Opaleye and Gbenga Adeboye.

Also, you didnt add the angle of Yinka Aiyefele who it was said got into an accident and lost the use of his legs whilst on assignment for Kola Olawuyi, his then-boss.

Ten has happened
CelebritiesRe: Force PRO Hosts Comedian Shortcut, Others, Praises Entertainment Industry by zebszebs: 11:03am On Nov 22, 2023
Can a decent person without criminal tendencies, and who has value to offer a sane society, join the Nigerian police force?

Asking for a friend.
PoliticsRe: LASG To GRV: Sanwo-olu Never Paid Legal Fees From State Funds by zebszebs: 11:57am On Nov 21, 2023
If he didn't use LASG funds to pay the hefty #200m legal fee, Sanwo-Olu should kindly explain how a career, lifetime civil servant was able to afford #200m legal fees.

A man who has no business, isn't from a prominent, wealthy family, earning from some IP or invention?

Nigeria? NGMI
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Storms Lagos Club With Wande Coal, Sprays ₦10 Million by zebszebs: 3:04pm On Nov 20, 2023
Nackzy:
Hmmmmm this guy has mad money ooo, Jst imagine empowering serious and hardworking business people in Lagos with such funds
Unless you are the poorest person in the world, there are still people you are richer than.

Pray then, tell me.

How many people have you empowered with the little change that you have?

Pocket watcher oshi!!!
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu's Wife Feeds Him After "His Daughter" Jasmine Released His Video (video) by zebszebs: 10:21pm On Nov 19, 2023
Jasmine fed him watermelon (sugar)
Stella Maris is feeding him Eba (Carbohydrates)

They should kuku dumbu the guy since his death is taking too long. Bunch of illiterates.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by zebszebs: 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2023
vickthourh:
Your father is stupid..
E pain the wild anim*al grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by zebszebs: 12:20pm On Nov 16, 2023
vickthourh:
Maybe na magician or jazz person

Because without safety, it is crazy
In big 2023, you are exhibiting the primordial mindset of a Homo Erectus who believes in juju, jazz, and things that go bump at night.

Your education, if you have any, is a waste.
EducationRe: Ogun Student Arrested For Allegedly Poisoning Girlfriend, FUNAAB Clears Student by zebszebs: 12:05pm On Nov 16, 2023
I would like to know who the parents of the so-called student Oladokun Ayomide are.

For an institution to come out to make excuses for their student as against the usual practice of denying the studentship when any of their wards are caught in untoward circumstances, is shocking.

Oladokun Ayomide, who is your father? is he the friend of the VC?
PoliticsRe: Kinsmen Endorse Shaibu For Edo Governorship by zebszebs:
As I postulated in one of my treatises penned at the height of the public spat between this man and his principal (Obaseki), I opined that Shuaibu was still going to contest for the post of governor, (despite the pledge made by him to drop his gubernatorial ambition as a condition for his reconciliation with the governor) which was the main cause of their fallout.

I have just been proven correct.

Shuaibu is too power-hungry and desperate to just ride off into the sunset of political oblivion and irrelevance after 2024, hence this paid-for endorsement by his so-called kinsmen.

The first salvo has just been fired, and the flag has flown.

Let's see how it all plays out in Edo State in the next couple of months.

As for me, I will not be waiting with bated breath.
CareerRe: How Nigerians Hustle To Put Food On The Table On A Daily Basis (video/pictures) by zebszebs: 11:35am On Nov 14, 2023
A quality education, acquiring relevant skills, and a conducive business environment will prevent this.

Humans in 2023 should not have to be turned into beasts of burden just to put food on their table.

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