₦airaland Forum

Qummie:
'Butholes Restaurant'

I just weakk...the owner if na man den na core gay

princeakins:
Woewwww...

I luv dz .

Who can do dz for me to..

Needs it for ma BD

Check my signature....asap

Dereformer:
Classical. Will the MMM participants understand this? A friend of mine is already boasting how he will be one million naira richer come January.

I look at him and shake my head at his folly.

Lol. Lmao


It COULD. Happen...afterall their chief guided made over 1billion...he can put money back in the system to bring people back...him and his allies... Else ..other than that you are fearfully right

Hiploko:
keep quiet... You think you know something when you don't.. Minutes of the last guiders meeting stated they are fully aware and are creating a new GH system to handle that... Now vamoose!

Are you aware that most of your Nigerian guiders don't know anything about software engineering??
That is how you people claimed MAVRODI himself wrote and sent every participant a mail... Laughable.
Look, base your belief in your gut feeling, and not on newsletters and fake talk updates from "guiders".
I pray it hasn't crashed and will come up as at when said, but YOU HAVE NO CONCRETE REASON to believe it will

victorazy:
This is exact state of Nigeria, when been led by abokki recession or MMM will jam you like truck and the result will be death.

Na WA o...u dey Para for MMM oh

Olekumaster:
This is a loss to the owner. I hope he bounce back and better. For THOSE HAPPY that MMM PARTICIPANTS CAN'T GET HELP at the moment, pls WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR GAIN?

See the kind question wey u dey ask like say na TODAY u enter africa....
The next man's pain is orgasmic joy to another man...brotherly....for no just cause...lyk village people....just for no reason....dey just wan see man suffer...

kettykin:
Kama is wicked and a bitch the owner of the lorry will pay

Pay for Animals? Wetin carry cow enter main road Abegi...

adewumiopeyemi:
so na so mmm money don go i do die na so my 100k go lol wetin i fit do nw

What of person wey PH on 11th 600k nko? Mk I'm die?
Bros kpomkpi. Nothing dey sup.
U go still geh ur block

Shattap dia. And carraway you

UD101:
Wen MMM comes back online, U'll all eat ur words. I just GH today, MMM hasn't crashed like u wished.

D guy is also forgeting that the "real" money people used to start the investment has been made multiple times over....

Goodwill is only appreciated after good endings....
Humans...

Person wey introduce you to save your "I don't have money" ass go turn ur enemy?
Im no force you....
You brought your money willingly. .

Hmmm..ok o

pek:
Please, could you explain the sentences for me. I just dont understand. You were too rich and having so much but couldn't pay the fees and the visa.

Let us examine what is important to God.
Look at all the materialistic things you are mentioning...
Christ travelled on foot and but owned none...
So because the church out of all their free money decided to aid ppl with a paltry sum, then God's name be praised If hngry people exist within and around that church then I'm sorry the church is what they say it is...an amasser of wealth.... And the richest pastors in the wide world come from. Nigeria.... before God started calling them in their dreams, white men had risked their lives to bring the religion to us.... These niggas walk around wit body guards, Jesus sat among peasants.....lowlifes, ppl with nothing to offer...
He who.holds onto his life will Lose it... The bible is clear.
God. Is clear in his word...
You ppl have being brainwashed you dont even read the bible. What daddy says is what you do..

saudyarmani:
You need to go for mental checkup....i can see how you have been mentality caged


I pray u don't bring doom on yourself with your negligence


when God is at work,everything works

Why not try your own gimmicks too and let's see how far it can take you

You sound frustrated and bittered

Sidon there,i can just shake my head for you cos you have lost you bearing

What do you define as doom? Suffering and death?
If God promised a beautiful place better than earth tell me why one will be doomed to go there.
The truth hurts, and why Do you ppl threaten someone with death? Is that the worst that could happen? Is there any pain in death??

peacesamuel94:
It's funny how people are so quick to call another man greedy, even when they are not half as generous as the person they criticize, even with his so called greediness, the fact that he has impacted more lives than his numerous critics here, cannot be overemphasized. And it's even more shocking to see Christians being a part of this shameful display of hypocrisy.


Before you blame the church for exorbitant school fees, let us see the number of people you've trained through school.

The Bishop gives the way Christ instructed us to, no need for announcements, and that's why he is being criticized because he does his givings in secret. And that's why he is being rewarded publicly.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Propaganda....
How do you know a generous man
When has excess money to give out??
No.
See leave people to believe what they believe. You cannot convince people about another person's goodness...and if only the children of the rich can afford your school, yoou are really nothing Lyk Jesus Christ.
Why do Christians bring up all sort of pagan written books on financial knowledge when we talk about the matters of God.
Jesus Christ laid a simple example....but you are trying to justify a private jet and a school for the rich in the midst of the hungry core attending the church? And by extension wider society
Going by Jesus and the early missionaries who came to Africa (real men of God) this thing you people call Christianity is pure bullcrap.
People amass physical wealth foe generations... Jesus did not say be slightly materialistic, he de emphasized all things worldly...
And you can see it from the kind of men he chose as disciples....
It is impossible for a rich man to see the kingdom of God...
Because ordinary 500k in my acct I noticed I started looking down on people more and developing "I don't have to talk too much attitude"... The truth is painful and it hurts.... But I want to be rich either way even though I know the bible was correct when it said it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle before a money chaser/harvester in tons will see the kingdom....
So as a man of God, you are not supposed to join The worldly scramble for wealth......
Once its. More than what you and your family require to survive, you should giv it out to avoid the gloat that comes with it...

Phranex:
bros.. after reading your comment for 1 million times. i fail to understand it. could u elucidate

Human beings and shoulder (pride).
Mentioning your "certification" wasn't important to the point you were stating.
Your fellow man and not God made those certifications.
You can know what you know and say it authoritatively without mentioning your certification as a reason for the guy you were talking to, to regard you as a reliable source.

fejeerow:
Nice illustration... I agree... I wish they will eliminate the guider's bonus if they ever come back.

A wish that won't cme to pass. that's why its a pyramid setting... They have the advantage for attaining dat position and its an incentive for Dem.to keep bring ppl to be milked

alezzy13:
So if really its all a scam, how about all those people that recieved help for the past 12months. were they all part of the scam?

No... They are not all part. .
The organisers (admin) know the ph vs gh balance....
Once the ph is outweighed by gh, they know...so they start matching more of their own accounts to the new participants who are paying up... Its a gradual process.... Which started ever since the scheme started but became more intensive as November approached....

chigoziri2403:
people should think how do these people get their profits?

Jeez?
They get it when YOU decide to join...
They get it from ppl below them on the chain who are providing help of the same or than the amount of their own investment plus percentage bonus....

If for example I put in 1million and I am expecting 1.3 as my pay, I will get matched with a person below me who is willing to invest 1.3m. If nobody is paying that amount at once, then I will be paird with several ppl to pay me until it amounts to that amount... So in essence....the PROFIT is gotten from new people joining and whoever is below you on the chain.

Phranex:
Ok.. lemme explain how it works.


Please dont argue. I am a web developer and i recently received a CERTIFICATION form HARVARDX on the course - INtroduction to Computer science.

Here's what really was happening.

We were all told that we dont pay into any central account, Right?

while this true, it is a white lie in itself.

You know how you receive 10% from people you refer? and you are able to request help on that 10%?


This is exactly how the admin gets their share. You actually dont pay directly into their account.

For example, you refferred me.. i PH 10k.. u get 1k.. u can REQUEST FOR HELP on that 1k and you would be matched.

now remember that all guilders get a certain % off their downlines. they can also request for help on that percentage...


now heres the scam...


so long people still continue PHing, all top guilders get their % and makee request for help on those and they would be matched by people who are just joining the system.

In fact, top guilders no longer provide help to get help anymore.. you lot give them enuf percent to cash out..

i was in it.. Got enough cash and opt out.. I anticipated this glitches in december.. Heres a screen shot of my chat with my guy in November

Key:

1. my postulation about dec
2. his reaction
3. he thinks am confused
4. the time i said it

Humans and shoulder on things awarded by fellow humans... You can make a point without those.

Mikoo22:
The things am taking away are:
1. Buhari is a dullard
2. Nigeria is doomed
3. No savior in sight
4. Things are going to get harder
5. All politicians are the same
6. The Change mantra is a scam

The saviour is YOU.
Move on until YOU become government

Moreoffaith:
This guy above me hen...

D guy is just a.....cock

Is this important?
Government doesn't care about you.
Hustle till YOU become the government

Over pampered kid...

wolesmile:
X related videos ought to top that list, especially Chidinma and the cucumber

Any list without porn as the top item is inconclusive..

Ilovewetpussy:
Ftc

Story for mavrodi

Lmao

In other words, denial stage go last till January 12...then enter straight to depression district zone 9.

Early morning movement.
Indoors...
MMM can crash...we creating value. We keep pushing....
No.mind the blur...
I'll post the complete work soon.
This is about 70% complete

Gabbyraze:
Lets say the M.i is in a class of his own with three albums,can somebody tell me his best 3 songs ever,lets compare and contrast between m.i,vector,sarkodie,cassper and proverb,mode9 too...
Don't bash me,if you can't list,then ignore,if u can,drop it lets know who's d illest

Please it is a massive disrespect to rap as a genre to mention m.i vvector casper anywhere close to proverbs mode and sark....
This is about RAP... Not about popularity, its about lines for days.... Not always playful stuff and excessive meaningless wordplay... Dis is not "dem dey feel me lyk jerrycan" raps....
I'm sure u should have heard "StarDust" by solo ft tumi and proverb....

This is a Whackatlon....
Best rapper doesn't mean most popular...
Look , NOBODY anybody mentioned here can hold a candle to proverb and mode9.
this is about rap, its not about charisma or swag or popular songs or who's selling out or trendy, this is. BEST RAPPER.
Who gat the best lyrical depth and delivery combined...
And people are mentioning who??

Go and listen to STARDUST by. SOLO ft Tumi and proverb....

If you have no respect for rap please dont say shi.

And keep mentioning whackatlon rappers.

1. Sarkodie is hands down the best rapper in Africa and has been since he came out.
Flow, delivery, lyrics everything put togedA.

2. Proverb and mode9. Gods of lyrics, worldclass rappers.

3. M.anifest, poe dope words and depth formidable on a good day.

4. Vector, M.i categorically too playful to be taken serious and barely deep. One laners, just wordplaying all day on songs no stories no nothing...no depth.

5. Casper, reminesce , aka: These are hot right now and can go on, but barely go deep enough...

Fury007:
I guess your being raised well means retaliating by insulting people's parents like you did.

You are really a sorry ass hypocrite.

Na WA o.
Oya no cry. Sorry.

Mtvhw make we hear word...naija people suicide We survived the most crappy tyms of being totally penniless, worked till revenue became constant and still grinding hard...then one scheme dat is not up to a. Year old will now come and goan make a grown ass adult Kill him/herself....
The only people that will commit suicide because of this are just animals...
When there is life there is hope