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Nairaland General › Re: Young Adults Post Their Obituary Posters On Tiktok by zenburster: 12:09pm On Sep 08
If you will do anything for yourself, try your utmost best not to raise children in this country.

Its not because of money, but to prevent them from interacting with people like this.

O lewu o!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tanzania President, Samia Suluhu Hassan Loses Husband by zenburster: 9:06am On Sep 08
That dragon has lost her husband?

Omo 🤯

Tanzanians will hear it this time around
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Biggest Insurance Firm, NICON Loses License, Taken Over By Receiver by zenburster:
The man who ran the company aground is today the Nigerian envoy to the United nations.

Nigeria is the place where the criminal, the incompetent, are promoted upwards instead of booted out of the system.

You see that UNGA meeting, Jimoh, if dwm born your papa well, let Tulumbu step on the soil of America so he can see signs and wonders
Romance › Re: Why Do Some “Bad Girls” Marry Better Men? by zenburster:
Define "better men"

Having money ba?

Plenty money abi?
Politics › Re: 2027: If Elected, I’ll Crash Petrol Price To ₦200 Per Litre – Adebayo by zenburster: 11:23am On Sep 07
You won't crash 💩

Stop capping .

This man immediately fraudulent INEC declared Tulumbu as president, even before it got to the election tribunal, was already trying to placate everyone, telling people to work with Tulumbu.

Probably was angling for an appointment.
When Tulumbu didn't look at his side, he rejoined the opposition.

No one should listen to him, he lies
Politics › Re: Kano-Hired Residents Cry Out Over ₦3,000 APC Rally Payment (Photos, Video) by zenburster:
SmartMaster001:
See how the ruling party is wasting money just to earn the people's trust for reelection. What an irony!
Instead of them to have worked and earned the peoples support organically.

Look at Abia state, even the APC candidate is just contesting for fun, he knows he stands no chance in hell of defeating Otti
Politics › Re: Kano-Hired Residents Cry Out Over ₦3,000 APC Rally Payment (Photos, Video) by zenburster:
Imalwayshorny:
Did Peter obi have any progress for Nigerian
You clearly aren't educated.

Look at the sentence a full-grown adult penned down.

Does it make grammatical sense to you?

These are the ones who keep shouting "education na scam".

Politics › Re: Kano-Hired Residents Cry Out Over ₦3,000 APC Rally Payment (Photos, Video) by zenburster: 10:42am On Sep 07
Will these hungry scally wags ever learn?

Even on election day, they will sell their votes on credit and proceed to suffer for 4 years.

And people say education is a scam?
Celebrities › Re: Nimmy Ferrari Is Dead by zenburster: 10:08am On Sep 07
When a human being turns from black to white color, how do you expect to live long?
Crime › Re: Military Declares ‘Gentle The Yahoo’ Wanted, Offers ₦30M Reward by zenburster: 9:37am On Sep 07
A man that has been killed more than 9 times by the same police?

Wonderful
Celebrities › Re: Segun Odegbami Breaks Silence On The Woman Of His Heart, Oyindamola Adeyemi by zenburster: 5:48pm On Sep 06
A 74-year-old Simp?

Wow wow wow!!!🤯
Politics › Re: Atiku & Wife Titi Abubakar Arrive Rivers For Amaechi Mother's Burial by zenburster: 10:16pm On Sep 05
God forbid this desperate individual
Politics › Re: We will insult kings who involve in partisan politics - Makinde (video) by zenburster: 10:15pm On Sep 05
Is this title grammatically correct?

Yorubanglish

Hayleribu gnogbo
Health › Re: Igho Ubiribo Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure In Thailand by zenburster: 10:02pm On Sep 05
Husband is doing penis enlargement,

Wife is do vagina tightening

Who will win this battle of the private parts?

Scally wags
TV/Movies › Re: British Actor Tim Curry Is Dead by zenburster: 1:01pm On Sep 05
Nairaland is just waking up
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Spotted At Ned Nwoko’s House (video) by zenburster: 11:44am On Sep 05
High taste and appetite but no means of making independent income.

This leads to one running back to their "abuser".

With all the mouth made online, the insults and everything, she still went back to him?

And the man was shameless enough to take her back?

I think they fit each other.
Romance › Re: Yahoo Boy’s Kindness To Girlfriend’s Family Ends In Hospital by zenburster: 10:27am On Sep 05
This is "Animal talk"

Nonsense and ingredients
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Could Be Africa’s Next Usd Billionaire As Seplat Stake Hits $1.2b by zenburster: 6:31pm On Sep 03
LabStores:
Bad belle, it'll happen before your very eyes. Watch out
No one is bad belle-ing you.

If you manage to accumulate $100k in your entire lifetime, thank God.

Wanna bet?

Facts only
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Could Be Africa’s Next Usd Billionaire As Seplat Stake Hits $1.2b by zenburster: 2:14pm On Sep 03
LabStores:
Congratulations to him
One day
LABSTORES.NG will be there cool
Yinmu 🤣🤣🤣

15 more characters needed
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Could Be Africa’s Next Usd Billionaire As Seplat Stake Hits $1.2b by zenburster: 2:06pm On Sep 03
So what do we do with this information?

Be jumping up?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Exactly Is Stalling Osimhen's Move To The Big Clubs? by zenburster: 10:50am On Sep 03
His shitty personality.

It's said he is hard to work with.
Politics › Re: Offia-Nwali Accused Of Ordering Abduction, Stomping On Young Man’s Head by zenburster: 10:52pm On Sep 02
In non banana republics, this man would instantly resign and would be prosecuted.

Lucky he is in Nigeria where nothing will happen and the victim will be prosecuted
Politics › Re: Governors Uzodinma And Abdulrazaq Are Working Against Me - Wike by zenburster:
Uzodinma wants to become Senate president next year, and has Oshiomole in his pocket.

While Wike is the puppet master pulling Akpabio's strings.

This explains the frequent public spats on the Senate floor between Oshiomole and Akpabio.

Two puppeteers fighting themselves through their proxies like the USA fighting Russia through Ukraine or fighting China through Iran.

These men don't care about anyone but themselves
Politics › Re: CAN Warns 'MaMa Pee' Over Jesus Reference by zenburster: 5:16pm On Sep 02
Mama Pee is a known APC sympathizer in Edo but claims to support Obi outside.

I have watched videos of her with APC minions like Tony Kabaka, Apostle Kassy et.al

Obi should better be careful of her as she isn't who she claims she is.

Including that Calabar man who is always wearing yellow beret, who is gunning for the HOR.
Politics › Re: Senator Sharafadeen Alli Lapping, Caressing Male Journalist (Video) by zenburster: 5:08pm On Sep 02
That "journalist" looks like that fellow called "Funny Thinker", a former acolyte and minion of Oriyomi Hazmat, or has my eyesight gone to 💩?

Now if his right hand is rubbing that fellows' thigh, where is his left hand?
Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku Vows To Review NELFUND, Vow Debt Forgiveness For Qualifying Students by zenburster: 9:46pm On Sep 01
This man is now so desperate that he will promise to bring heaven down to earth just to get votes.

Hahahaha
Career › Re: “God Abeg Help Me Spoil Their Phones Make My Husband See Work Collect” — Woman P by zenburster: 6:59pm On Sep 01
This is the kind of Christianity practiced by Nigerian Christians.

They pray to their God to afflict others for them to gain.

Miserable scally wags
Romance › Re: How Long Can You Spend In Chasing A Lady A Relationship Towards Marriage? by zenburster: 3:55pm On Sep 01
People still chase women in this Tinubu economy?


When you haven't lost your marbles.
Christianity Etc › Re: Watching Of Television: Man Drops Pastor Kumuyi's Video After ₦1M Challenge by zenburster: 6:45am On Sep 01
anonimi:
So, what made him change the sound doctrine when he is not a flip flopping politician like Tinubu who sold Buhari as APC messiah in 2015, four years after claiming that he was expired?
This is because he is a pulpit brandit and religious scrammer who made up his own doctrine and claimed its from God.

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