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Politics › Re: Constance Ikokwu Leaves ADC For NDC by zenburster: 11:21am On May 06

All these people porting up and down in tandem with Peter Obi aren't doing it because they believe in his ideaology or have the zeal to serve.

They are only trying to capitalize on his popularity to ride on his coattails into winning.

Just like Thadeus in Ajah or the Okada rider guy in Southern Kaduna, who rode on the LP wave into the HoR.

Forget the long epistle they write to justify their movement.

They know what they are doing.

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Politics › Re: Coup: Defendants Admit Knowledge Of Plot In Video Evidence by zenburster: 1:19am On May 06

dragunov:
You will soon collect. You will also be arraigned alongside these people.

Your father will collect.

Iku kprai e.

Politics › Re: Senate Restricts Its Presidency To Returning 10th Assembly Members Only. by zenburster: 11:53pm On May 05

This is to clip the wings of Hope Uzodinjo.

The first Nigerian state governor who is ready to resign to become the Senate president.

Iku kprai all of them and theirs.

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Politics › Re: Bisi Akande Signs Tinubu’s APC Nomination Form by zenburster: 11:33pm On May 05

georgeakins:
Atiku and Obi ticket cannot defeat the great Jagaban.
They could have defeated him in 2023, but not now.

Jagaban is unstoppable now!

You wey your own don spoil finish.

You think you are one of the team, when you are a hapless victim

Politics › Re: Bisi Akande Signs Tinubu’s APC Nomination Form by zenburster: 11:32pm On May 05

Look at these quarter-to-go men spoiling a country for others because they know they won't live long enough to hear the consequences.

The scallywag is clearly writing in obvious pain and discomfort

Politics › Re: Coup: Presidential Villa Worker Admits Role In Plot To Overthrow Tinubu by zenburster: 7:36pm On May 05

Something that the clowns in Aso Rock called a phantom coup is what people are confessing to and being prosecuted for.

Throw this country into the dustin

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Politics › Re: I Have Done My Best In The Obidient Movement, I Wish Nigeria Luck - Rhoda Sanda by zenburster: 3:40pm On May 05

Who is this primordial scallywag?

You wish Nigeria luck, like you are immune from bad governance

Kiku kprai e

Politics › Re: Despite Certificate Forgery Scandal, Uche Nnaji Joins PDP For Guber Bid by zenburster: 1:03pm On May 05

Have you read the latest electoral act? Certificate forgery is no longer a crime

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Politics › Re: 17 House Of Representatives Members Dump ADC For NDC by zenburster: 1:01pm On May 05*

Moony45:
Lol. Bunch of confused people. This has effectively sealed Tinubu's secons term. Selfish Peter Obi

Now, explain in no more than 200 words why you are crying.

And wipe the catarrh from your nose before you start.

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Politics › Re: Coup: Defendants Admit Knowledge Of Plot In Video Evidence by zenburster: 10:01am On May 05

They had only one job.

One!!!!

Science/Technology › Re: The Monitor Lizard I Just Killed Inside My Compound Right Now by zenburster: 9:56am On May 05

truthhurts2:
Will do justice to it soon.

With cold Heineken I guess... smiles

May the ancestors never barb me this style in Jesus name o!!!

Avoid me!!!

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Directs Ex-governor Ayade To Step Down From 2027 Senate Race by zenburster: 9:54am On May 05

This man took the "baba sope" ideology from Lagos and made it nationwide.

Ekira fun Tulumbu.

Epatewo fun Tulumbu

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Politics › Re: Some Spend Money On Cocaine, Homosexuals But I Prefer Cars – Melaye by zenburster: 7:27am On May 05

Basic123:
What is peter OBI source of wealth

This Dino Melaye was the hero of the obidient just 2weeks ago.Anywhere bele face

What is the source of your father's poverty?

How does Peter Obi come up in this conversation if not that your thinking faculty has been sacrificed as a burnt offering to Shopona

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Politics › Re: Some Spend Money On Cocaine, Homosexuals But I Prefer Cars – Melaye by zenburster: 7:26am On May 05

RightToReject:
Unfortunately, I am not the cause of your frustration in life. Now scram and go and tell those that gave birth to you to STFU.

Dude, do us a favor and STFU.

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Politics › Re: Some Spend Money On Cocaine, Homosexuals But I Prefer Cars – Melaye by zenburster: 7:08am On May 05

RightToReject:
Only a few things can rattle never-do-wells, especially the conceited and/or sententious ones who are unintelligent, more than seeing someone with an abstract-based business swimming in wealth. Before this new era, they used to ignorantly term them "society/occult money people."

In summary, the absence of a concrete-based business doesn't automatically mean that a wealthy person acquires their wealth through inglorious means. Sometimes all that a healthy person needs to amass floating wealth is just an idea, definiteness of purpose, and gumption.

That said, I don't hold a brief for Dino.

Dude, do us a favor and STFU

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Politics › Re: Some Spend Money On Cocaine, Homosexuals But I Prefer Cars – Melaye by zenburster: 7:03am On May 05

So says a man with no family wealth, pedigree or inheritance.

No known businesses, intellectual property works, residuals, or inventions earning him income.

So says a man whose only occupation has been politics and boom he has billions to spend on cars.

In China, this 56-year-old youth leader of the ADC would have been exec*ted by firing squad.

Sadly, he is in Nigeria where thieves are celebrated and men without a moral compass are allowed to fail upwards.

Dino, iku kprai e

Keep throwing shade at Tinubu and your principal Atiku.

You are the one who knows who spends money on cocaine and which one on homos.

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Celebrities › Re: Portable Threatens People With An Axe On The Street by zenburster: 2:02pm On May 04

Nigerians, forever making scallywags famous and giving them a platform.

Sad state of affairs.

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Career › Re: Crazy And Weird Situation In My Place Of Work by zenburster: 11:41am On May 04

In the year 2026, full-grown adults in Nigeria believe that their "destiny/glory" can be stolen, just like you steal money from a bank.

In the year 2026, full-grown adults in Nigeria believe that their private parts can be stolen by mere touch, just like an artful dodger will pick their pockets.

God, whatever sin I committed in my previous life, forgive me.

The next time around, don't bring me anywhere close to the continent of Africa, else we will have issues.

kai kai kai

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Celebrities › Re: Sisi Alagbo Mistakenly Leaked Our Sex Tape - Husband, Akeem Adesola by zenburster: 4:55pm On May 03*

Just take a look at these primordial scallywags

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Events › Re: Veteran Event Promoter, Hon. Ejiro Celebrates Birthday With Boat Cruise In Abuj by zenburster: 4:40pm On May 03*

enemyofprogress:
It's only selfish and wicked people that will say that Tinubu is not working. How many people fit afford this during Buhari and Jonathan's times?

You and the OP Alex Nwankwo, it's Ogun that will kprai both of you and Shopona will take your families.

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Crime › Re: Benin Man Orders ₦1.2M Phone Online, Attempts To Run Away After Receiving It by zenburster: 3:59pm On May 03

"What happened *life* in Benin City"

Nigeria is a low-quality society, filled with low-quality individuals.

Empty-headed, vapid humans.

Tueh!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: I Thought I Had Missed Rapture - Pastor Adeboye Recounts Rapture Scare by zenburster: 11:15am On May 03

Flo36:
My problem is that those listening to him are professors and PhD holders, intellectual Men who reason very well.

According to the Bible nobody knows the time or day that the rapture will take place....so how do you feel it Sir? Like death, rapture will happen without any sign

The person lying to them is a PhD holder in theoretical mathematics.

Let the PhD holder scam PhD holders.
Ojoro cancel

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Thought I Had Missed Rapture - Pastor Adeboye Recounts Rapture Scare by zenburster: 11:13am On May 03

In big 2026, this OG pulpit scammer and religious bandit is still regaling us with these tall tales and outright lies, expecting us to believe them, like we are in 1976?

Dude, no one believes in this 💩 anymore.

If you like miss the rapture, that's your headache.

Mr I drank tea with God and other tales by moonlight

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Preaching The Gospel On The Street(video) by zenburster: 11:10am On May 03

OlujobaSamuel:
The response I was looking for. Yes they do. All military and paramilitary formation has a chaplaincy. He might even be the pastor incharge of that division, and yes, he can minister/preach with his uniform

He should go preach to his colleagues.

The NPF is a den of vipers

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Nairaland, I Need Your Prayers by zenburster: 10:39am On May 03

The five stages of grief

Disbelief
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

You are currently on stage 3.

Don't fall into the hands of scammers,
Unless your father was not really dead ab initio, no prayer on the surface of this earth can make him "resurrect".

It's the harsh truth but it's the truth.

Jump to 4 & 5 quickly and let the dead bury the dead.

May he RIP.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Preaching The Gospel On The Street(video) by zenburster: 8:52am On May 03*

Does the NPF have a chaplaincy?

If not, then he has broken the police service rules.

He should be shown the way out so he can go face what he has passion for.

Update: Even if the NPF has a chaplaincy, he should still be shown the way out.

"Duck" the police.

They are evil people, he should instead preach to his colleagues than we the public.

Ogun kprai the man.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Brokers Peace Between Oshodi-Isolo Council Chairman And Mc Oluomo by zenburster: 8:07am On May 03

When did that olori nla Seyi become an ambassador?

Ogun kprai Seyi.

Kiku kpa danu

Christianity Etc › Tired Of Nigerian Christianity by zenburster(op): 7:46am On May 03

Tired of fighting, killing and calling down fire on real and imagined enemies and household wickedness, it never ends, they don't seem to die.

Tired of listening to the over hashed sermons telling you that you only had to pay your tithes and offerings for all your problems to go away.

The demons and devils "fighting" the average Nigerian is their government, not the innocent devil.

I am tired.

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Politics › Re: My People Don't Fight On Social Media, It Is Obi & Atiku's People - Amaechi by zenburster: 1:38pm On May 02

Which people?
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