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Health › Re: The Scorpion That Almost Stung Me by zenburster: 6:58pm On Jan 21
Africanwardrobe:
Truly, it almost stang you oo ..

Stang abi na stanged or wetin
Stung.

School no be scam afterall
Business › Re: Senegal Revokes Offshore License Held By Nigerian Multi-Millionaire Arthur Eze by zenburster: 8:16am On Jan 21
From Venezuela, now to Senegal.

The vicissitudes of life blows in threes.

Expect the third, soon.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Republicans Warn Trump That Invading Greenland Would End His Presidency by zenburster: 8:04pm On Jan 20
Never thought the day would come when we would have a tyrant in the White House ala Putin, Kim Jong Un etc.

"The times they are changing."

If Trump is allowed to take over Greenland, then the idea of Canada becoming the 51st state will come into play
Pets › Re: I Caught This Big Owl This Morning by zenburster:
This bird has made a grave mistake.

I won't be surprised if the next post will be of it inside a pot of soup.

Nigeria is hell on earth.
Celebrities › Re: Audio Of Destiny Boy’s Mother Placing Curse On Him by zenburster: 11:41am On Jan 20
Mother cursed him before his death, and father is now asking about his jeep and other property after his death.

It seems this family is worse than Mohbad's;

With family members like these, he didnt need "village people."

Like Mohbad, this unfortunate fellow too "didnt see life come".
Career › Re: International Forum For Peace & Diplomacy Appoints Irene Onwuka Special Envoy I by zenburster:
DetailedNews is Alex Reports in disguise.

So take this news with a punch of salt, and fling it into the dustbin
Politics › Re: Borno Speaker Protests Omission Of VP Shettima’s Pictures At APC N/East event by zenburster: 4:32pm On Jan 19
Tinubu will drop Shettima come 2027 and heaven will not fall.

He will replace him with Kwansogbu, if he possible.


Like I said, heaven will not fall.
Politics › Re: 2027: Obasanjo Shuns Atiku, Drives Obi-Kwankwaso Ticket Against Tinubu by zenburster: 11:47am On Jan 19
Same ticket that was offered to this clown in 2023 and he refused it, claiming to be bigger than Obi.

How have the mighty fallen.
Celebrities › Re: “Poisoned?” – Video Of What Destiny Boy Vomited Before Death Trends by zenburster: 10:37am On Jan 19
If he was being taken to the mortuary and he vomited all this in the vehicle, how could he have been dead?

Do dead bodies vomit?

School no be scam in the end.
Politics › Re: Gov Yusuf’s Demand For Automatic Ticket Delays Defection To APC by zenburster: 1:53pm On Jan 18
The governor is demanding for an automatic ticket.

His godfather is demanding either the presidential or vice presidential position before decamping.

The masses of Kano think this political horse-trading is in their own interest.

May God save us all.
Politics › Re: After Bombardment, Bandits Reach Out To Kogi State Govt For Peace by zenburster: 10:44pm On Jan 17
Nonsense and ingredients.
Culture › Re: Again, KWAM1 Seeks Cancellation Of Awujale Nomination Process by zenburster: 11:01am On Jan 17
A 70-year-old cultist, thug, riffraff, and irresponsible womanizer wants to become Awujale?

Ijebu people, if you like, let that Ojuyobo fellow from Osun state, impose this man on you o.

He will turn that royal institution into a laughing stock.
TV/Movies › Re: James Akaie Dies In Explosion On Movie Set by zenburster: 10:56am On Jan 17
Why does he look like BobbyRisky, though?

What's with the bleached skin, fake pink lip,s and plaited hair?

Or the fat face?

Ewwwww
Politics › Re: Osborn Umahi Picks APC Chairmanship Form For Ohaozara LGA (Photos) by zenburster: 11:23pm On Jan 16
You served the father, you shall serve the sons.
Politics › Re: Amaechi More Credible, Stronger Than Obi to Face Tinubu in 2027 - Sowunmi by zenburster: 2:24pm On Jan 16
Instead, let Tinubu complete his 8 years.

Amaechi ko, Rotimi ni.

Oshisco
Politics › Re: Years Ago, President Tinubu Attended Abba Atiku's Wedding by zenburster: 2:23pm On Jan 16
Atiku Abubakar is from Adamawa (previously French Cameroon),

This Abba fellow, his supposed son, is claiming to be from Kano.

How does this work?
Culture › Re: Alaafin Was Never Consulted On Oyo Traditional Council Rotation - Palace by zenburster:
This man left a thriving engineering career, which spanned the United Kingdom to Canada, to quarrel with anyone and everyone in Nigeria?

From the Ooni, to Ladoja and now Makinde?

I am sure Makinde must be gnashing his teeth now in regret.

Crying, "had I known", he wouldn't have chosen the man to be Alafin.

What a messed-up, shrewish, cantankerous person.
Politics › Re: Handing Over Our Hard-fought Mandate To Ganduje Is Betrayal – Kwankwaso by zenburster: 2:25pm On Jan 15
Kwansogbu is one politician who stands for nothing and falls for anything.

His raison d'être is the accumulation of filthy lucre.

He has made his stomach his god.

Let Tinubu call him today and promise him the VP ticket of the APC come 2027, and this discordant tune he is singing will change immediately.

Trust politicians to your own peril.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Sets Conditions For Joining APC by zenburster: 10:00pm On Jan 14
This man last week said he would only join a party that assured him of a presidential or vice presidential ticket.

Has Tinubu promised to step down for him?

Has Tinubu promised to drop Shetimma for him?

Is he ready to work hand in hand with Ganduje, his archenemy?

This man IMO, is about to get played big time.
Crime › Re: Edo Commissioner Of Police Patrols Ekpoma Due To Violence And Kidnappings by zenburster: 10:54am On Jan 11
These people are clowns.

Those kidnappers are all indigenes of the town.

Most of the youth in that town are into Yahoo online fraud,

driving Lexus cars, plaiting their hair, and bleaching their skin.

In a town with no jobs, industries or companies.

Tell me how much does Yahoo pay these days?

Thats why they have now branched into kidnapping each other.

A Fulani will not leave Fouta Djallon, cross multiple states, and make their home in the forests of Imuado (a kidnapping hotspot) and successfully pick off indigenes.


Even if Fulanis are involved, they are doing it in cooperation with indigens of the town.
Crime › Re: Rita Special: Tiktoker Reportedly Murdered In Rivers State by zenburster:
And women like this are the wives you unfortunates eventually marry.

Who become future mothers.

Its like this rebranding of calling trading sex for money, "hookup", is deceiving people.

Hookup practitioners are prostitutes.

Simple!

Imagine a child grows up and discovers his "dear mother", used to be a prostitute?
Events › Re: Wesley Tafida: Nigerian World War 2 Veteran Celebrates His 106th Birthday by zenburster: 8:21pm On Jan 10
Why not 206?
Education › Re: Rusticated In My Final Year In School. Help Please by zenburster: 11:57pm On Jan 08
dawnomike:
Send me your details via mail. (mikkyletty@ g-mail dot com)

Your School
Matric No
Department

Come Feb 17th, your name will not be on the list by God's grace provided yourabove story is all the truth.
Are you m@d?

I won't be surprised if you want to costume to be some type of prophet.

Scammer
Politics › Re: Malami’s Trial: Justice Emeka Nwite Blows Hot Over Attempts To Bribe Him by zenburster: 2:39pm On Jan 07
Same man who is in Wike's pocket is suddenly claiming to be the last bastion of morality?

Nwite, Iku pa e danu!!!
Politics › Re: 2027: I Will Step Down For No One - Atiku by zenburster: 11:49pm On Jan 06
Rather than vote for an Atiku, let Tinubu complete his 2 terms.
Politics › Re: Wike with Rivers APC Chairman, Okocha & PDP State Chairman, Aaron (Picture) by zenburster: 2:29pm On Jan 05
A bat is an animal that is neither fish nor fowl.

A strange beast that is a mammal that flies like a bird, yet has no feathers, lays no eggs and has no beaks.

The typical Nigerian politician is a bat. Neither here nor there.

Stands for nothing and falls for anything

Politics › Re: Venezuela Crisis May Create $10 Billion Hole In FG’s ₦58 Trillion Spending Plan by zenburster: 11:22am On Jan 05
You see that $1 = #1,465 you see today?

You shall see it no more in 2026.

If you have any foreign purchases to make, make them as soon as possible.

The naira is about to take a serious beating.

The headwinds from the US/Venezuela spat and the upcoming pre-electoral season in 2027.

Bodes ill for the naira.

Dont say you werent forewarned.
Politics › Re: Trump Has Caged Tinubu, Wants To Remove Him From Office – Primate Ayodele by zenburster: 11:18am On Jan 05
Our favorite fake pastor is back again.

A shameless fellow
Politics › Re: From Lawanson To Washington: The Making Of Olumide Kola-Lawal - Joseph Olome by zenburster: 10:00am On Jan 05
Is this an advert or what?

Isnt the OP Reno's burner account?

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