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Politics › Re: 8 Soldiers Killed, 5 Injured In Damasak, Borno As Convoy Hit ISWAP's IED (Pics) by zenburster: 9:41am On Jan 05
The pay is not good, your superiors are in bed with the terrorists, no equipment or anything.

I will rather sell crack before I serve this country.

I would rather be a night soil man (Agbepo) before I serve this country.

Its really horrible to have a low IQ. You get easily deceived into making decisions, like joining the NA


Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2026 by zenburster: 10:06am On Jan 04
BodyCount:
Good.
Stop gathering BODYCOUNT like clothes you buy!!!
Many girls here never reach 25, but their BODYCOUNT don pass 25!!
Later, una go dey find god-fearing man yo settle down with, SOMETHING YOU DON'T DESERVE.

How many men get married as virgins?

Does sexual purity only apply to females?

Are you yourself a virgin?

These men who arent getting married as virgins, who were they sleeping with before they got married?

Its like you have ment@l issues.

Sex, sex, sex, as if that is the most pressing issue in the world today.

Hypocrite.
Car Talk › Re: I Want To Buy This Brand New 2025 Chinese Car, Have Any One Here Used It? by zenburster: 1:59pm On Jan 03
*Has anyone*


Not *Have anyone*

The educational system in that godforsaken country is now so bad that they don't even teach singular and plural anymore.

Full grown adults don't know the difference and correct use.
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Coward, I Won’t Join APC — Gov Bala by zenburster: 6:46pm On Jan 02
Dont mind him.

He will join
Politics › Re: Ibadan Explosion: Return FG’s N30 Billion With Interest – Fayose To Makinde by zenburster: 5:26pm On Jan 02
Whoever is whispering into Makindes ears that he stands a viable chance of becoming president is an evil person.

This man, because of that idea, is stashing away the state's money, just to pursue his ill-fated ambition.

Like they say, "a fool and his money are soon parted."

Sadly, in this case, its not his, but Oyo state's.

Go to Oyo state today, nothing is working.

Everywhere is filthy, road medians are turned into a dumping ground for waste because they don't have a working waste management system like LAWMA.

The state barely has any power supply. If there is anything like band Z, most parts are on this band.

No industries or companies.

Yet things are so expensive, and the citizens are so poor.

Makinde, Iku pa e!!!
Politics › Re: I’ll Withdraw Support If Peter Obi Runs As VP In 2027 – Pat Utomi by zenburster:
According to "sauces", Obi has agreed to deputize Atiku come 2027.


So Utomi can start withdrawing.
Politics › Re: Yobe Hisbah Bans Men-women Interaction, Private Conversations In Vehicles by zenburster: 11:23am On Jan 01
Another reason why Nigeria is a contraption of unequal bedfellows.

Yoked together into a marriage of convenience that never meant to last.

Family › Re: My Candid Advice For You This 2026 by zenburster:
My candid advice to you is to make more money.

Money answereth to all things.

If you have money, all this smelly advice won't apply to you.

Iku pa e OP
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG 2026 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by zenburster: 9:24am On Jan 01
Know the difference between prophecies and proclamations.


In 2026, don't let these pulpit bandits and religious scammers continue to use your head.
Business › Re: Banks To Start Charging ₦50 Stamp Duty On Transfers Above ₦10k From January 1st by zenburster:
Tinubu, roast Nigerians Asun as possible.


They are your goat meat
Family › Re: Couple Banished In Anambra After Their Son Pushed 2 Siblings Into River by zenburster: 9:30pm On Dec 30, 2025
What century and exact year are we in again?

This reminds me of when Okonkwo was banished from his village Umuofia for seven years after he accidentally killed a clansman, Ezeudu's son, during a funeral gun salute in Chapter 13 of Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart, a crime against the earth goddess requiring exile to his mother's village, Mbanta, for purification.

Chinua Achebe, may you continue to RIP
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Opens Up About Overcoming Smoking, Alcohol, Masturbation And Anger by zenburster: 11:16am On Dec 30, 2025
Google the word: RECIDIVISM

Investment › Re: What Platform Should I Lock ₦6Million For 5 Years? by zenburster:
fuckboys:
Dude just buy Gold.

Gold i bought for 3m in 2020 is worth 7m now.
What you could buy with #3m in 2020, 7m can't buy it today.

If your ROI is not beating the inflation rate, then

You lost money in real terms.

Understand the time value of money, depreciation, inflation, and other terms, before you invest #1 anywhere.
Politics › Re: Tension As Explosion Rocks Kebbi General Hospital by zenburster: 9:48am On Dec 30, 2025
You come down hard on those who caused this now, and Gumi and the victims will be up in arms, claiming that they are their sons.


Nigeria should either split or have a One Country, Two systems arrangement.


I have nothing in common with a typical northerner, not religion, not culture, not way of life, nothing

So why are we in the same country?
Politics › Re: Current Photos Of Ex-Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan And His Wife Roli by zenburster:
Thunder faya both of them


Isn't Roli, their daughter in the House of Rep?

I repeat, thunder faya their collective left buttocks
Politics › Re: Tinubu Asks Wale Edun To Resign, But Reluctant To Fire Him - Empowered Newswire by zenburster: 2:12pm On Dec 29, 2025
ppogba:
What is he throwing away?

Will the 3 years plus as a Finance Minister be expunged or deleted or obliterated from his CV?

Dey there make pant dey wear you.
If you don't have anything reasonable to contribute as a rejoinder, why don't you STFU?

There are issues that are beyond your intellectual depth


Next time you see my comment, jump and pass.

I will not be this restrained.

Be warned
Politics › Re: Tinubu Asks Wale Edun To Resign, But Reluctant To Fire Him - Empowered Newswire by zenburster:
A man who made his bones as a founding staff of Stanbic IBTC, wth a storied career in banking, is about to sacrifice his reputation on the altar of partisan politics?

Like Emefiele did.

These people dont learn
Food › Re: See Life Chicken I Bought ₦8k On Christmas Day In Abuja (Pics) by zenburster: 12:37pm On Dec 29, 2025
You will sell off the future of your kids because of a mere chicken?

And we blame Esau?

How much was chicken before Nero became president?

Iku pa e.

Business › Re: Business Mogul, DR. Frank Igbojindu Empowers Women, Set To Raise 20 Millionaires by zenburster: 8:12pm On Dec 26, 2025
ICYMI, The OP is Alex Reports in disguise
Politics › Re: EFCC Drags Malami, Son To Court Over Alleged ₦212.8 Billion Property Scam by zenburster: 1:24pm On Dec 25, 2025
If this man is successfully taken down, then watch closely.

Senator Epa Nedu, will go down too
Crime › Re: Lagos Court Remands Nigerian Wanted In US For $1.24 Million Fraud by zenburster: 8:12pm On Dec 24, 2025
This man's nose is baffling.
Health › Re: Man Writes His Own Tribute Before Passing Away (Photo) by zenburster: 8:43am On Dec 24, 2025
orisa37:
THAT MAN DIDN'T KNOW J E S U S, SO HE DIED USELESSLY!!!
This comment apt captures the reason why I have a seething hatred for religious people.

Out of all the salient points raised in his auto-obituary, the only thing you could say is that he died because he didn't know Jesus?

Your Jesus should have taken you and left him, so he could know him instead.
Politics › Re: Kogi Governor, Usman Ododo Hails Efforts Of His Cabal, Names Leader by zenburster:
Kogi state is most unfortunate.

I doubt if they have ever had a reasonable person with an above-room-temperature IQ as governor since the state was created.

Ododo, I pour you spit
Politics › Re: Lagos Governor Sanwo-olu Swears In Speaker Obasa's Son As Agege Chairman by zenburster: 7:14pm On Dec 22, 2025
You served the father.

You will serve the son also.

Data boys please note.
Politics › Re: FG To Introduce Mandatory Vehicle Recycling Fee From 2026 by zenburster: 12:54pm On Dec 22, 2025
In other words, vehicle registration is going to increase.

These people will stop at nothing until they start to tax the air being breathed and the ozone layer depletion by generator usage.

The revenue will be stolen and used to buy more SUVs and starched agbadas.

Shameless fuuuuuls
Politics › Re: Ayo Salami Chapter 9 Disqualifies You Again, Malami Criticizes EFCC Boss by zenburster: 12:35am On Dec 22, 2025
Anything bad that happens to this man, he deserves it and more.

This man, with Buhari's connivance, committed a great deal of evil.

From freezing people's accounts during the October 20, 2020, saga, to shutting down Twitter, to declaring crypto a crime, to making a special Hausa-language broadcast gloating about the illegal extradition of Nnamdi Kanu?

If Obi becoming president under ADC means bringing reprobates like Malami back into power, then let Tinubu become life president.

Malami, Iku Pa E TMTM

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