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Politics / Re: Tinubu Suspends Abdulrasheed Bawa As EFCC Boss by zero007(m): 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2023
Cartel
Business / Re: Devaluation: ‘We Stand By Our Story’, Daily Trust Replies CBN by zero007(m): 9:17am On Jun 02, 2023
Raheeqilmaktoom:


They just won't call it devaluation but one funny name.

They called it "Unified Rate".
Politics / Re: Tinubu Releases New Photo To Show He's Still Young, Agile And Capable by zero007(m): 12:31pm On Aug 29, 2022
DMW [Dead Man Walking]
Travel / Re: Kunle Adeyanju Who Is Riding A Bike From London To Lagos Is Due To Arrive Today by zero007(m): 1:44pm On May 29, 2022
Boss abeg make we use this bike go back. I Don buy bike dey wait make we dey go back London.

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by zero007(m): 2:50pm On May 13, 2022
Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*

The good, The Bad and the ugly.
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy A52 Review: Perfect Affordable Midrange! by zero007(m): 12:10pm On Apr 20, 2021
145k
decrownprince:
Pls how much is it?
Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Ex Cult Member, Robber, Drug Addict, Surrender To Jesus by zero007(m): 9:54am On Apr 11, 2021
Only 1 person takes all those hard drugs. Nawa oh, this story no Rip abeg.
Politics / Re: "No Increase In Petrol Price In March", NNPC Insists. by zero007(m): 9:57am On Mar 12, 2021
So why are petrol station selling for 212.13, this morning.

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Politics / Re: Rep Decries Corruption, Mismanagement Of Nation’s Resources By Executive by zero007(m): 6:34pm On Feb 03, 2021
Why the hell you crying out for your handwork. So we should feel pity for you all "Thief Rep's" abi

Oloriburuku....

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Food / Re: What's The Cheapest Food You've Ever Cooked? by zero007(m): 1:13pm On Feb 01, 2021
Na this kinda borrow dey Bleep this country up. What a Zoo country.
samso247:
Indomie... Dem dash me d indomie, borrowed pepper and onions from my neighbor, cooked it and ate it with joy


Total cost = 0naira

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Crime / Re: Anambra: Hunter Kills Himself & His Wife, Set House Ablaze (pics) by zero007(m): 4:47pm On Jan 28, 2021
Nigerian Police: Case closed.
Celebrities / Re: Ofure Izoduwa Christabel: Etinosa Idemudia's Daughter’s Name & Face by zero007(m): 2:01pm On Jan 18, 2021
DNA ASAP

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Romance / Imo PCC Commissioner In Alleged Sex Tape Scandal by zero007(m): 10:10pm On Jan 11, 2021
… ‘Proudly’ videos self in viral sex tape

The Commissioner for the Imo state office of the Public Complaint Commission, Chief Willy Amadi may have landed himself in sex tape mess following the fast circulating video of his alleged sexual indiscretion.

In the fast spreading video obtained by crimefacts.news, the Commissioner was seen videoing himself in the 12-second sex tape which captured his image and those of two girls making out on a bed while he videoed the raunchy scene.

As at the time of processing this report, Chief Willy Amadi could not be reached for comments.

The position of Commissioner in the Public Complaint Commission (PCC) as occupied by Chief Willy Amadi, is a federal appointment with a fixed tenure.

Crimefacts.news is still following up on the details of the scandal as it unfolds, with ongoing efforts to alternatively secure a comment from the Commissioner’s family while tracking the two girls in the viral sex tape.

Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by zero007(m): 6:22pm On May 27, 2020
There is this girl wey I dey Gbensh, for her to come I must squeeze her boobies and bite her nippy and bite it hard and when she comes that's the end, she done. So there was this day I decided to Gbensh without bitting the nippy, my guys naso I Gbensh for over 2hours. Odogwu just dey rise and fall anyhow, until I decided to bite the nippy just to end my suffering.
Education / Re: Please Help My English Is Very Bad by zero007(m): 10:50am On May 26, 2020
Get yourself a good English Teacher, wey go dey teach you for house, give you homework and set exam for you.
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by zero007(m): 5:17pm On May 20, 2020
Receive sense... Go chop am now before it's too late.
Health / Re: LUTH Denies Conspiring With Patient's Lover To Hide, Loot Him by zero007(m): 3:47pm On May 20, 2020
You get the point now??
Politics / Re: Kehinde Ayoola, Oyo Commissioner Is Dead by zero007(m): 2:22pm On May 14, 2020
Med oh!!!!
Crime / Re: Man Hacked To Death By Cultists After Bullet Failed To Enter His Body. Graphic by zero007(m): 10:53am On Feb 20, 2019
Dead men don't count.
he who kills by the sword, will surely die by the sword.

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Politics / Re: People Waiting For Atiku For His Lagos Campaign Rally (PHOTOS) by zero007(m): 2:37pm On Feb 12, 2019
undecided undecided undecided

Fashion / Re: 10yearchallenge: Young Lady’s Transformation Leaves Social Media Users Shocked by zero007(m): 12:27pm On Jan 18, 2019
Oh, my daughter!!! So you have decided to Join Badass slay queen.
You're finished..... lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed undecided
Webmasters / Re: Google 2018 Most Searched Words In Nigeria by zero007(m): 12:59pm On Dec 14, 2018
Ok, continue
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo, Others Make 2018 Ballon D'or Top 30 Nominees [Full List] by zero007(m): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2018
I no see Mikel Obi name there. NCA
Crime / Re: Herbalist Beheads & Plucks Policeman's Eyes In Jos To Make Invisibility Charm by zero007(m): 11:29am On Sep 20, 2018
To much of Hollywood movie is bad. #JUMPER

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Receives Red Card On UCL Debut With Juventus (Photo) by zero007(m): 10:31pm On Sep 19, 2018
Messi = ⚽⚽⚽�.
CR7= 3 Match ban...
There are levels to this shit�����

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Celebrities / Re: #GucciGang: Davido And Girlfriend' Show Off Matching Gucci Swag by zero007(m): 4:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
enemyofprogress:
They are more expenses than Atiku's shoes

More what again, please?
Celebrities / Re: #GucciGang: Davido And Girlfriend' Show Off Matching Gucci Swag by zero007(m): 4:45pm On Dec 12, 2017
enemyofprogress:
They are more expenses than Atiku's shoes

More what again, please?
Health / Re: i.Con: World's First Smart Condom Detects STDs, Rates Men's Performance by zero007(m): 10:32pm On Nov 29, 2017
I wonder how much these politicians will tell them to sell it for us...

#GCFlex sharp guys know what I mean na...
Politics / Re: Abubakar Chika Adamu Withdraws From Re-election In 2019 Due To Corruption by zero007(m): 8:28pm On Nov 28, 2017
Come you bastardized son as you withdraw yourself, withdraw all the money you have stolen too....
Politics / Re: Soldier Goes Missing After Boko Haram Ambush In Borno, Brother Cries Out (Photo) by zero007(m): 5:04pm On Nov 27, 2017
Scanty D'RudeBoy...
My man. Like I use to call you.
I still don't want to believe this bullshit.
Ever since the news broke out I have not been myself.
You told me you were gonna come back on the 23rd of Dec, that we gonna have loads of fun. I'm still gonna wait for you bro�� �
Pls God let this not be our portion this year ending.

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Celebrities / Re: Oritse Femi Set For His Traditional Wedding With Nabila Fash (Photos) by zero007(m): 2:28pm On Nov 25, 2017
I swear down... That shoe na on lease....
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Oristefemi's Wife To Be, Nabila's Bridal Shower by zero007(m): 12:18pm On Nov 25, 2017
Ahaha... shocked

I know this woman na. Na she Oristefemi dey marry... Chai Nawa oh.

Anyway I no blame him, love is blind.
Wish una well oh. Make we dey see as e dey go.

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