₦airaland Forum

Stella_Bella: 1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day!

That is why i prefare here(Nigeria) to outside.

slightlyMad: We trooped down to Nepa office at Ikorodu because for the past 2 months every corner in Lagos has been enjoying stable power supply
We residents of Irawo along Ikorodu road Lagos have been spending everyday fueling our generators. We gathered, headed to Ikorodu where the distribution comes from and were told by some staffs there that Dangote, yes the same bully, has paid off their top bosses to fund his ikorodu plant steady power

so they resorted to use Irawo's supply to fuel Dangote as our area is filled with lazy landords who wont complain, Imagine, no landlord association, no nothing, each man to himself.
I am posting here because i am very very angry, in short am fuming and can not even think straight. I spend 1000 naira daily to fuel my small gen, so does everyone around.

My question is, Why will a successful company like Dangote decide to make me pay heavily to fuel his company so he could climb up on Forbes?
for close to 2 months now, that is -60,000 naira from my pocket, Please i need advice before i do something crazy.

Please admin, move this to frontpage please?

My friend SlightlyMad, you simply should keep mum and indure, strive to build yourself to be great as Dangote, that is Igbocracy(the principle of self-dependent and patience). Any rash action may prove fatal dear friend.

abolo: Mumu na your mama be the first to drive car, western region was in ghana then olodo ask google

Hahahahaha Abolo, i like your style of talking but you would have reduced the intensity of the name calling.

Lady Nasa: Abeg, I have a question.

WHY IS IT THAT NIGERIANS ARE NOW HOSTING MOST OF THEIR AWARDS HERE IN THE USA?
They organize awards, look for a location in any of the states here and bam! It's on!

We have so many places in Nigeria n even in Africa where they can host these shows...why America bikonu... why are we so desperate for Hollywood attention?

If we produce good movies, they will find us like Bollywood.

The movies we are talking abt are Africans movies, not American movies. Hollywood has never had any of their award shows outside the USA....NAIJA, SMH.....

They disire limelight, as would anyone, Nigerian environment is probably too opaque to host such grand event.

It's unfortunate that i didn't meet my sisters' first stalkers, yet, all i would have done is advice them, i was never of a violent trait.

Crocodile and cat

slimyem: shut tha fcck up!
You are so dumb you didn't notice those comments were made over 24hrs ago..
Id1ot!

There is no iota of manners left in you. You think because you have thumbs; you can print and send anything you want? Show some respect.

seedord247: Ask igbo pple.

One of those who feels no better when tribal altercation/war is skiped.

Ileke-IdI:
Ojukwu is a Biafran, not a Nigerian.

Master Idi-amin, Ojukwu said one thing when he was alive, 'the Biafra we fought for was the Biafra of Igbos, but the Biafra we should fight for, now, is the Biafra of Nigeria'. Ojukwu will feel bitter if he finds out that his portrait is depicted in Nigerian ferculent currency-notes. But soon, Igbos, like Ojukwu prophecised, will possess Nigeria and rule their enemies with the fist of bronze and Iron; and subject them to life of servitude, that time my dear IDI, will be the time of Biafra of Nigeria.

The fact is that Igbos will continue to prevail, no matter what anyone does, dude you may have the singular option of hanging yourself, and your little possession, if you happen to possess one, will be taken by the greedy Igbos and on and on we shall lord over all you and your wreched tribe owns, till we finally enslave all who ever despised us. Poor man of the poor tribe.

Why is it so hard for most yorubas to desist from Tribalism? Can't we for once discuss Nigerian problem? You call Igbos greedy nation, yet, you study and work to make money. Nonsense!