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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:31am On Jul 09, 2019
What's your niche bro?
Emmyk:


To add to it, some niches are seasonal too. Competitors are not sleeping either except you have steady repeat clients.

@Strongtech, it has actually been an overwhelming year for me. I delivered 35 orders averagely for each month in 2018. For this year, 70-80.

I made my 12 months earnings of last year in only 6 months into 2019. It only makes sense since monthly deliveries have doubled in 2019.
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant With Twins But I Honestly Don't Want To Marry Her. by Zhirinovsky: 11:46am On Jul 06, 2019
Bro, the did has been done and dust have settled.
You mentioned that she is the one girl you have met who truly loves you. My brother that is a rare thing to find because only few Anambra girls really love their husbands. I will advice you to start making arrangements for her upgrading. Upgrade her to your taste. Send her money after delivery to write jamb and start studying for University if she is not educated. Arrange her admission runs for am ( yea you can pilot it from overseas, you just need contacts and money). After graduation you can process her papers with that of your kids to join you.

Education will Behind her up and and make her your taste. Not marrying her will most likely ruin her because her chances of getting married after having twins for you is very small. Even if you later still no want am for marriage atleast you will have controlled the damage to her life to some degree by training her in school.

God bless you.

sirdouglas:
Now before you judge me, I beg you to hear my side of the story.
I said my side of the story cos if she is here, she may not agree with everything I have to say.
This is a lengthy one but I will try to make it as short as possible.
I it is important to note that I am not writing this to be judged or ridiculed. I want matured and reasonable people to help out.

I met this girl in 2017. Can't really remember the month but it should be getting to 2years now. We started dating. As at the time I met her I wasn't struggling, I have my own business and apartment so I wouldn't say she met me when I had nothing. I was a big boy then if I can use that word.
She was just 19 or so then. I am this kind of guy that really really take relationship serious and always looking out to see if things can work out. I don't spend on her, I don't do much for her then. I wanted to see the kind of person she is. She doesn't care or even ask of anything. She might ask for something once in a while but I will pretend I didn't hearw her and to my amazement, she will never talk about it again.
With time I started noticing something about her that I don't like. First is she is really not smart and educated. I noticed that she doesn't have her own say. She listens to gossip and always bore me with what this person said or that person. I really hate that shit.
She is a mama's girl too. Sometimes I wonder if she gives her mom details of our sex life.
She won't sweep the house or do anything for me even while the relationship progressed. I started taking care of her and helping out with her needs. I constantly keep wondering if I can settle down with her but I am always stuck with that question.

I ended the relationship when it was clear to me that I can't live with her. I am an ambitious young man and I am not there yet. I want a woman who will be more than a sex mate. I want someone who can confidently handle my business and manage my home when I am not there. She is to naive to my liking. I am tired trying to build her into the kind of woman I want.

There is only one main reason why I wasn't really hard on her. She was one girl who accepted me from her heart and I know it and I respected that too. I suck when it comes to women and I respect women a lot. You know what they say about guys that respect women. They are mostly single �
She came back few months later. She wasn't ready to let go. Being that I am a loner. My defence wasn't strong enough. We started dating. I got hold of myself and ask her to go again because I couldn't see a future with her and I can't bring myself to be wasting her time.

She wanted to stay, I told her in plain words that I don't want to marry her and that's why I am setting her free.

She left and came back the third time. We had sex and all that but this time I was determined to let her go. I went to a lab for a test with to make sure I didn't infect her with anything because I treated staph before I met her and I was afraid it may still be there or something. To my utmost surprise, she was the one who infected me with gonorrhea. I treated mine and hers and ask her to go.

I noticed that she haven't seen her period and asked her and she confirmed it. She left and came back few weeks later that she is pregnant. She insisted that she wanted to have an abortion but I wasn't interested. I told her to keep the child. Besides, she has been the one telling me that my sperm us not working. I laughed over it. I became afraid that she will try something stupid so I took her to a pharmacist friend of mine to discourage her.

Her mother got to know and ask her to call me. I went with a friend and told her mother everything. I started suspecting that the child might not be mine because I treated her of an infection she possibly contacted from another person. In fact, I was shocked when she confessed about the infection. She said it is the toilet they use at home but I never believed her.

I told her mother that I am not sure about the paternity but however, I will take care of her. I told her family that I don't want to marry her and I have told her that severely.

We had a long discussion that day and I left. I started taking care if her the more. I made sure that I made my stand clear on the matter. I don't want to be a murderer so I got to do what is necessary. She started complaining about abuse from her siblings and war started. They beat her almost all the time and I wanted to take it personal. Shit do happen at times but that is not enough reason to kill their sister.

When all this is happening, I was processing my papers. In fact, I started processing my papers before she got pregnant and she is full aware of that. I took another group of friends to their home to help beg the brothers to stop beating her so they don't kill her and the child.

My visa took time so she was almost due for delivery before I left. I sent money to her account and bought some things I felt she would need even the unnecessary ones and left.

My problem now is that she contacted me few days ago to tell me that the scan said she is having twins now not a boy. I can't explain in details because I don't know but the bottom line is that she is now having a twins. I feel for her like I always do.

I don't want to marry out of pity. I don't want to live a promiscuous life. I don't want to marry this girl honestly and having a twins for me just complicated the matter the more.

She said the doctor said she will be delivering this month. I am thinking of sending my uncle and younger brother to her family house to do the iku aka or whatever that is called so I can lay claims to my kids.

Her family is so messed up that I will never want to do anything with them on a normal day. They are from onitsha in anambra and I swore never to marry from that state. That's one of the reason I kept chasing her away. When I say messed up, I am really not that good with English to find the right word to define how disorganized it is.

I am feeling like a monster already. I need all the help that I can get. I never expected this to happen. I never wanted to complicate her life but here I am in the middle of all this.

Should I marry her out of pity and save her the embarrassment or give her money and make sure she comfortable and go ahead with my life. Honestly I don't know what to do.

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Family / Re: Sex Is Causing Problems In My Marriage, Help Me Save My Marriage by Zhirinovsky: 9:49am On Jun 29, 2019
Bro I feel your pain.

Lesbianism and homosexuality is a spirit that can be transferred to one from a possessed person. That is why when a Lesbian touches a straight woman, the straight woman feels utterly disgusted at first but if she is not strong, the disgust wil start turning into cravings of that same act she hates ( the spirit has been transferred to her).

Your wife may have been possessed by this spirit of lesbianism either through her Lesbian friend or through watching Lesbian pornography. The good news is that she can be delivered, through fervent prayers. I won't advice you to take her to church because their are many false churches now but if you know a strong deliverance pastor you can go to him for prayers. My advice is this:

Repent from all ways you may be annoying God and then go to him in prayers.

Download warfare prayers against sexual perversion and sexual demons and pray it fervently every night with your wife with dry fasting. ( try to convince her to pray with you) or pray alone if she refuses.

Do the above for a month and come back to testify.

God bless your home.
Hyacenth22:
Thanks for all your contributions

The issues is no matter how hard i try giving her head i cant seem to ratify her, her reactions toward my efforts is very discouraging and secondly since am not into it from onset i belive am not good in it.

The STD she tagged was toilet infection but i later found out it wasn't, after having disccuedwith my family doctor who told me STD cant be contacted from the toilet.

I just seem lost in this as all my effort to connect with her emotionally seems dead, secondly i dont wish to have a divorced home but then again i cant continue begging for sex always, i just feel bad doing that must times i just sleep with my urge, it's affecting me and cheating is not my stuff.

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 6:29pm On Jun 27, 2019
Ahhh!
odizeey:
naira. cheesy
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:21pm On Jun 27, 2019
Did you say $850? shocked
odizeey:
People wicked sha. For 850 work you dey drop strict rules. Chai.

You no even mk am round figure make person for fit withdraw.

Dem real talk say na poor man signature dey dey get curve pass.

Eledumare punish poverty.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 5:19pm On Jun 27, 2019
I need courage to charge more on fiverr. I envy those in writing niche. These Indians and Pakistanis are really low balling the shit out of the competition here!

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Religion / Re: Cultism, The Spiritual Consequences And Deliverance Through Christ by Zhirinovsky: 9:49pm On Jun 25, 2019
Suleiman nko?
jesusjnr:
The bolded is also an area I also disagreed with the OP, though not because of human endorsements but by the fruits, for on the basis of that it's almost impossible for T.B Joshua to be fake.

But as I said we cannot agree on everything.
Religion / What Are True Christians Doing About The Alarming Rise Of Homosexulity In Lagos? by Zhirinovsky: 10:46am On May 23, 2019
The sudden proliferation of homosexuality in Nigeria is alarming. The demons of sexual pervasion is seriously taking Nigerian young men bondage. Homosexuals now make up more than 10% of the population of men in places like Lagos.

Will the true soldiers of Christ sit quiet and watch this demon take over our country. What type of society are our children going to grow up in? The bible says that we should fight the good fight of faith. I think is time for real men of God to draw their sword and declare war on this demon of homosexuals raising and possessing men to dishonor God.

The psalmist said " I hate them that hate the Lord!, I hate them with perfect hatred ". It is time to declare war on the kingdom of darkness pouring the spirit of sexual pervasion on our society. It is written " the weapons of our warfare are not carnal but mighty through God to the pulling down of strongholds " everything stronghold of homosexuality in this country must be pulled down by the power in the name of Jesus!.

True churches should make "sin of homosexuality " a weekly topic in their sermon!

All true churches and lovers of Christ must raise prayer points and intense prayers against the demon of homosexuality everyday!

It is written " they shall gather, but not of me, they shall be scattered " Every gathering of demons of homosexuality in this country shall be scattered in the name of Jesus!

I know the demons of homosexuality will fight back but The Lord will give us victory Brethren for it is written " they shall fight against you but shall not prevail"

Anti-gay crusades should be started throughout major cities and then to villages. Petitions should be written against known gay symbols like bobrisky from flaunting their wares on the social media and luring our youth into iniquity!

May the Grace of the Lord be with us all through Jesus Christ our savior, Amen.

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 8:06am On May 23, 2019
Tnkz. That was what I told the buyer.
Fiverr is really trying in banning them out swiftly.
sanxynet:


Tell them to upload it directly on fiverr if not run. Don't click on any link
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 4:38am On May 22, 2019
Thanks
awoofawoo:



Yes mostly are.....some will leads to phishing site that request you to login..... Always report them.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 9:28pm On May 21, 2019
Buyers that tell you to click a link inorder to view a Pdf sample of what they want are all scammers right?

Let me not loose business because of fear o
Phones / Re: Huawei Has Lost Access To Android And Google by Zhirinovsky: 10:05am On May 20, 2019
When you try Sony. You will never mention Samsung again.
davibid:
FTC

I’ve never been a fan of other android phones except for Samsung

Samsung remains best android product any day any time for me

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 11:22am On May 16, 2019
Please I need freelancers around yaba plz.
czarina:
Any freelancers from Jos here? It gets really boring when the few people you know work regular office jobs and you're stuck at home with a laptop more than half the time and nobody seems to understand that you're not exactly jobless.


Please mention me if you live in Jos. Anywhere in Jos at all. I could use some motivation right now.


Merci!
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 12:20pm On May 15, 2019
Tnks a lot
SoNature:


GTBank and First Bank have the same rate.
Try FCMB...I think their rate is better.
But in all, an exchanger that can pay you up to N345 per USD is the best.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:36am On May 15, 2019
Tnks a lot
blizzers:


Same here.....perhaps your gigs are on last page....Don’t fight it or buy reviews, Fiverr will only return your gig when they like.#talkingfromexperience
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:35am On May 15, 2019
Tnks a lot
blizzers:


Access Bank Nd First Bank are the best to withdraw with your Payoneer cards @ 330/$.. all odas are quite lower
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:34am On May 15, 2019
Ok tnks
mrphysics:

Alright bro. Remember to gist us
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 8:25am On May 15, 2019
Please house, my sells have been seriously down for the past one month. My overall impressions too is very down ( less than a thousand) please how can I bring up my numbers?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 8:14am On May 15, 2019
Thank you. Seems I will try GTB atm to see their exchange rate on atm withdrawal, any idea? I have only tried access n firstbank
mrphysics:

Payoneer card works on all ATMs as long as the ATM accepts MasterCard transactions.
Even if you use Jaiz bank, your payoneer card will work.

The difference remains the exchange rate
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:13am On May 14, 2019
Does renmoney finance LPO from reputable organizations?
Olusheyi1:
Good day,
Do you know that Renmoney gives loan to both salary earners and self-employed individuals without guarantor or collateral?

Reach us on 07083062267 or eakanmu@renmoneyng.com for details.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 10:11am On May 14, 2019
Tnkz
Please does payoneer card work in GTB atm's? Who has tried it? What's the exchange rate withdrawing from gtb atm?
tshege:


I transferred to Access Bank. Useless bank used ₦336 as rate or deducted some charges, I don't know which. However, GTBANK does ₦356 rate
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 8:23pm On May 13, 2019
Please which Nigerian bank did you transfer to? Do they take any charges? If yes, what's their Charge?
tshege:


Select link bank account in your Payoneer,

The Payoneer bank is First City Bank and it's not in the PayPal list so you have to select 'other bank'

Input the account number and the routing number.

PayPal will send two deposit to your Payoneer which you have to confirm later. Bingo you have linked your PayPal.


You need evidence right? For the doubting Thomases


I know some people will not like this information on Nairaland but I will still put it grin cheesy

Payoneer can send the money to your Nig bank and the bank rate is about ₦330 - ₦356 depending on the Nig bank you are using.

If you are able to collect the Payoneer card then Your Own don better.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Zhirinovsky: 8:52am On May 04, 2019
Chai! Some buyers can be so vile!
Maybe you should subcontract to another seller that does the gig. Atleast it is better than cancelling. Speak to customer care to know what they can do for you though.
frankmoney:
Hello guys , how do you deal with a situation , where a buyer just orders your gig with a job description you don't offer ? And you know canceling affects gig ranking
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Mocks Nollywood Folks That She Didn't Reply Their Shades by Zhirinovsky: 10:43am On May 03, 2019
Yea, although not the best means but she will be a better person after venting off all the hurts and bitterness locked inside of her. It will also be easier to forgive Churchill then too
Firstandonly:
so is the bitterness helping her situation?
Religion / Re: The god unmighty Of The Blasphemous Nairaland Satanists Is The Lord Of Lies by Zhirinovsky: 10:40am On May 03, 2019
Can you capitalize the 'j' in your display name please
jesusjnr2:
John 8:44 (KJV)

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Religion / Re: I'm Confused. by Zhirinovsky: 10:35am On May 03, 2019
...for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day.
Matthew 11:23b

stefanbanach:
i haven't been on medications for weeks. Before she came to pray for me last night, I barely sleep at night because of my breathing problems. I spend my night deeply inhaling, exhaling and gasping for breath.

Yesterday after she prayed, I was fine and slept well.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Mocks Nollywood Folks That She Didn't Reply Their Shades by Zhirinovsky: 9:43am On May 03, 2019
I agree with you. Although she is greedy like an average Nigeria girl but I sometimes put myself in her shoes. Imagine getting married to a legitimate bussinessman, caring and a son of an ex-president only to find out after a few months that he is a diabolic Internet fraudster and not in any way obasanjo's son as he claimed. Come on!!! That would be painful to her of course plus the open cheating with that meurer girl. Mehn!!!Churchill really did Tonto bad, let us all be honest and straightforward for once.
Whatever type of monster Tonto is now, Churchill turned her into it!
Just imagine if Tonto has always nurtured a dream of settling down with a rich, legitimate man who will cherish her and make a good home like maybe omotola's only to be deceived and rubbished by Churchill. After all the lies and deceit, the least Churchill could do was to be loyal and faithful to the woman he deceived into marriage but no. He was cheating openly, making a mockery of Tonto by so doing. Mehn!!! Now I understand why some women turn very bitter.
Tripitaka:
I think one of the surest ways to amass 'likes' on NL is to call Tonto names; bitter woman, depressed soul, hypocrite, greedy fool, gold digger would suffice. Same way you can easily garner recognition by calling Kemi Olunloyo an Old Hag, rusty punna, enemy of progress, prophet of doom.
But has anyone wondered if they had legitimate concerns or tried to query the credibility of their submissions? Maybe it's easier to join the bandwagon; it doesn't need mental stress.

Whenever I see a Tonto post here, I can easily predict the comments. What if this woman was truly physically and emotionally abused, lied to, led on? Or don't emotional abuse count anymore? Especially as the male folks here are swift in telling us how poisonous emotionally abusive women can be.

For one who has gone through a lot as she posits, you cannot dictate how long she should grieve or lament. We heal differently. If she feels she needs to vent for a decade, so be it.

In a country where criminals and dubious personalities are celebrated, it isn't surprising that no one is talking about her internet fraud allegations against her ex, or the allegation that he was unfaithful, perhaps you guys know him more than she does.

Again, who here would beat their chest and say they have never overrated their loved ones' personalities to anyone who cared to listen. Some of us go to FB to announce how we have the best dad's, the most loving moms, most adorable siblings and all, when deep down we know that they are actually far from that. Well, we have to keep up appearances. So why slate Tonto?


This one has a history of madness.

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Business / We Need A Reliable Inter-state Haulage Company by Zhirinovsky: 10:46am On May 02, 2019
Please who can recommend a reliable professional haulage company with cheap rates that offers insurance for clients goods while in transit?

We are looking at the haulage of goods from Lagos to the north.

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Romance / Re: I'm Doomed by Zhirinovsky: 5:02pm On Apr 22, 2019
Chief! Taking your life tonight will just land you in he'll in 2 days time I.e by Thursday. Hell fire is eternal remember. Give your life to Christ, start taking arv and hope for the best. May God bless and be with you.
It bleeds my heart that you seem like a good lad
Who fell into the hands of a delilah.
(
Karrma:
Thank you to everyone who tried to make me feel better, but truth be told it's not helping. I'm miserable right now and may just end everything tonight. God bless you all.

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Business / Re: Get Your Fitted Dress Shirts and senators. by Zhirinovsky: 11:35am On Apr 12, 2019
Where is the location of your shop?
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 12:09pm On Apr 10, 2019
I wish y'all the best.
RabbiDoracle:


Lots of investors are crowded in fixed income instruments. When day break for their eyes, they will face us in stocks. We are waiting. grin

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Zhirinovsky: 12:06pm On Apr 10, 2019
Rwandan stock exchange is next on our list now after they automated stock trading.. Everybody is just waiting for the expected reversal.
I am not here to discourage anybody but the economy here is casted!
CHARLESNIPER:

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! make sure u don't come back oo! or secretly buy any stock from behind after now, else village people may..
Na people like u we no need for nse or even Nigeria as a whole self.
Guys this sort of post(here) is called IMH(indirect monkey hunting) grin grin

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