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Adolak: Fake pix. Its not real.

Yea, I believe you. Afterall, what prevents him from making his father neat before taking the pics?

I will implore everyone reading this topic to please respect every office. If you meet a gateman, respect him even if your best friend is the owner of that house. That gate is his office. If u meet a janitor cleaing public places, please respect him! No office or position is too big or too small. I've noticed a lot of us fail in this because we want to display superiority. Virtues like this distinguish people and save us a lot of trouble.

@Topic:I wonder where the chairman was rushing to. But even if he had a very urgent engagement and the queue was REALLY long, nothing stops him from pulling off to the side to explain himself to the soliders politely. My guess is that he wanted to show off his "Bigmanity" to ignorant soliders!

If a solider walks up to him in his office and asks, Do you know who I am?" Will he talk it lightly? Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee, respect is reciprocal!

Pls the two nominees from each state is it both UG and UG or is it just PG? Have the also started PG nominations? Any PG in the house nominated yet? I applied for PG in China and pls I need answers.

Pls sir, where (what office) did you submit the resume?

It remains reuniting with his father.

Denn: Whats ur spouse
[size=16pt]-shoe size? 80
-height? sixteen feet
-Best sleeping position? digs a trench the size of lake chad and slumps therein
-best colour? rainbow
-first bathing step? kills an elephant, drains the blood into a tub and downs it all at once
-parents/peers pet/guy name? shrek/anaconda/GEJ
-most used phrase? five thousand apples a day, keeps the doctor away
- best song? sanda-lily sanda-lily
-worst habit? drinks directly from the lagoon squatting on third mainland bridge
-ideology of life? an eye for an eye is not a good return on investment [/size]


*pun intended*

Not funny

She should catch at least a scene on CCTV before I believe her

mytym: @Zi...GT UR MAIL nd hv responded...the questions aint dat hard but the '48seconds' limit...just think hard,think wide nd speed too God help us

I saw your reply. Thanks. I know they aren't difficult but how/where can I see more questions to practice with?

bucho: There are questions like:
1 four students A,B,C&.A&B understand Chinese,while C& understand Arabic.If everyone except B understands Esperanto.Who understands the least no of languages among them?.

2 Given the info above.Who understands two languages that are not Arabic?.

3 If A owns P car,B owns Q car,C owns R car.A owns S & T cars as well.C just bought a brand new U car.Who has the least no of cars?.

4 A messenger has 11 rubber bands, and gave Ada three.It was discovered that Ada now has twice the no the messenger has remaining.How many has Ada initially?.

5 A pole has a shadow 24ft long.Another pole of 3ft high has a shadow 4ft long.What is the height of the 1st pole if they are of the same proportion?.

These are the ones I can remember for now.And you can see how cheap the questions were.But people believe me when I tell you that 48 secs is not enough to read,understand and solve each question.

Pls pals, who knows where can we get/read more of this type of questions?

I was suprised too when I was charged N15/min for a number I registered in family and friends.
Besides I have not been able to register any new numbers for sonme days now.

And thinking that this lady is a role model to many young girls, I

I want to use this opportunity to say a big Thank you to sammyiyk, a Nairalander I met on this forum and we exchanged contacts. The guy is good! He directed me from park to venue, and he provided a stand-by accomodation for me, always on the phone to know how I was fairing.

Sam, I appreciate you. May God increase your coast. U will do well in your test and I pray your dreams come to pass. Amen!

I was at Owerri center yesterday, PG candidate. We waited for the exam a whole day to start and when they were eventually ready to start at about 5pm, the question papers were not enough so we wrote in two batches. The 2nd batch, which I was part of, started @ 6pm! The rest is story for another day!

All in all, I really thank God that I was part of it. 50 questions in 45 mins. So it reqiured speed. 10 current affairs, verbal reasoning, quantitative reasoning etc. I believe they have sorted a lot of logistics problem yesterday, so it verification, and all will be easier today. All the best to people in the house that are yet to write.

Please, who knows if they will accept my WAEC statement of result?

Le Ostrich: Teach a man how to fish

dinggle: If you feed them today what about tomorrow?

ebamma: na rice were meat no dey inside were them share give those kids were them come dey make mouth #nonsense

Apart from typing this trash here, what have u done to put smiles on those faces?! Abi u no dey see them before? Ode!

oscaino2: I can't understand why d websyt is having problems.. I didn't xperience any such problems.. Mine was smooth.. U jst hav to keep on trying. Nothing gud comes easy..

Well, thanks. I'm still on it. Still hooked

Davo93: @Zi, try it around 2am -3am

I'm awake now trying it, nothing yet

Speranza Voy: May you should try this one at any period of the day.then register and login.there it goes fsb.gov.ng/wp-content/uploads/ninja-forms/overseas/
lots of luck

I've been trying. The application center page never stops loading. Please, any other options?

eimuhb: Navigate to the Home screen on your BlackBerry. Click "Messages."
Press the "Menu" button. Click "Options." Click "Email Account Management."
Click the email account you want to remove the signature from and click "Edit."
Clear the "Sent from BlackBerry" text. Press the "Menu" key. Click "Save."

Let me know wassup.

Thanks sweerrrie

eimuhb: Try and change the signature

Tell me how, please.

I'm guilty of No 2
But pls understand that for most job seekers (including my humble self), blackberry is actually the cheapest mode of internet connection especially in Nigeria.

The arsonists must have had a filled day!
They had time to choose what to burn and what to spare!
They have time to move about 400 plastic chairs!
Yet, ...

Edo = 0K

Even Muki mistakes thriller for trailer

Pls, where is this school?

Its my POP, nothing more.

There is a Confucius Institute inside UNILAG. Go and find out there. And there are not many kinds of Chinese you'll need to learn. Their official language is Mandarin. What you want to do now is good venture and I sincerely encourage you to

Guess the first thing you'll hear in class is 'Nin hao'