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Celebrities / Re: Jamaican Female Undergraduates Dance Over Fire Like Nicki Minaj by ZianaJordana(f): 9:08pm On Aug 17, 2015
earlymomo687:
Jamaicans are so wild. Now there’s a new form of dance, where you’ve got to shake your bum over fire. Now that’s too crazy. The girl

who did, did the full split though,now what is this supposed to mean, reports have it that it is a kind of dance of celebration amongst a specific group of people. Can you imagine what happens if this form of dance should begin to trend in Nigeria. Quilox will be like borne fire night. LOL

Watch the video Here
Crazy. These 'women' doing this 'dance' are going too far, and this I coming from a Jamaican. So embarrassing.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Don't Care About Flat Stomachs? by ZianaJordana(f): 7:19pm On Aug 13, 2015
White people seem to be obsessed with thinness, especially the women.
Celebrities / Re: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by ZianaJordana(f): 7:08pm On Aug 13, 2015
Her body's good, her hair looks disgusting.

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Celebrities / Re: MUST READ! SEE The 5 Reasons Why Davido Is Afraid To Release His Album by ZianaJordana(f): 7:03pm On Aug 13, 2015
My God! He looks ridiculous in that photograph. Pull your damn trousers up!
Romance / Re: A Prewedding Shoot That Tells Story Of Soldier Who Saved A Princess In Need by ZianaJordana(f): 6:57pm On Aug 13, 2015
Black love. smiley
Celebrities / Re: The 108-year-old Woman Who Attributed Her Long Life To Celibacy. by ZianaJordana(f): 8:01pm On Aug 10, 2015
I'd rather have a shorter, happy life, where I don't limit myself based on societal expectations and double standards, than a long, stretched out, miserable life, where I base my whole life based around what other people think I should and should not do. Just my opinion, though I've heard that having children may shorten your life expectancy. There's some truth to what she's saying, at least.
Celebrities / Re: Worst Mum Ever!! See What This Ex Str!!p'p'er Is Teaching Her Young Child by ZianaJordana(f): 7:54pm On Aug 10, 2015
The woman looks like a trashy chav. I find her sunburn, and the redness of her skin more fascinating and shocking than the pole dancing baby. That woman done lost her mind.
Celebrities / Re: Caitlyn Jenner Transgender Flaunts 65-yr-body In Sexy White Swimsuit by ZianaJordana(f): 7:51pm On Aug 10, 2015
Eww.

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Celebrities / Re: Kylie Jenner Gushes About Her $320,000 Birthday Ferrari By Boo Tyga by ZianaJordana(f): 7:49pm On Aug 10, 2015
Buying $320,000 cars for his girlfriend, all while he can't even pay his rent.
Crime / Re: Man Slashes Girlfriend's Throat In Calabar After 3 Rounds Of Sex by ZianaJordana(f): 7:28pm On Aug 10, 2015
His explanation sounds fishy to me. He should be charged with murder. You don't have to stab a woman in her stomach and slash her throat because you claim that you were in a "scuffle". And judging by his account of the events of what took place, what he did, I'm seriously judging his character, and I'm skeptical of his claims of her being a gold digger, who was after his money. Are we meant to feel sympathetic? Just seems like he's trying to garner sympathy, trying to assassinate her character. People will do anything to get away with murder, you have to remember.

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Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Lagos 2015 Releases Stunning New Photos by ZianaJordana(f): 3:11pm On Aug 09, 2015
LOL. No.

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Business / Re: Africa Millionaire Explosion:The 16Countries Where The Ultra-Wealthy Are Booming by ZianaJordana(f): 3:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
Not a good thing, imo.
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why Lagos Is Better Than Abuja by ZianaJordana(f): 7:28am On Jul 31, 2015
Lagos is more well-known here in the UK. A lot of people think Lagos is the capital. I think I prefer Lagos as it has more character, if you get my drift.

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Food / Re: I Made Fried Chicken For The First Time Today by ZianaJordana(f): 5:31am On Jul 22, 2015
Mmmmmmm! shocked It looks absolutely delicious! Now you've got me hungry. cry I'm gonna have to try this out when I have time.
Entertainment / Re: Bleaching Expert, Pela Tonye Releases New Photos To Mark Birthday by ZianaJordana(f): 3:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
He needs to lose some weight.
Entertainment / Re: Bleaching Expert, Pela Tonye Releases New Photos To Mark Birthday by ZianaJordana(f): 3:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
Tydies:
He is cute, handsome and rich. Who wouldn't want to be with him? If am gay, I might make a move..#NoHomo
He's ugly, in my opinion.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gf Says She’s Been Wit Wizzy For 7 Years As She Wishes Him Hbd by ZianaJordana(f): 6:46am On Jul 17, 2015
Didn't they recently break up?
Nairaland / General / Re: This Is Actually A Coffin (pics). by ZianaJordana(f): 6:23am On Jul 17, 2015
I think it's a nice gesture. If you can afford it, why not? I guess.
Celebrities / Re: Ladies, Would You Buy These Penis-shaped Lipsticks? (photo) by ZianaJordana(f): 6:21am On Jul 17, 2015
Betime you've used it for a week or two, it would no longer resemble a penis.
Entertainment / Re: Meet The Transgender 'boy' Who Used To Be A Girl And Now Dating A 'girl' Who Use by ZianaJordana(f): 3:16am On Jul 16, 2015
Warning! Explicit!
I'm sure I've seen a documentary about these two, and they've split up. I don't know, I could be wrong. From what I remember, the "man" still has a vagina, and the "woman" still has a penis. I think they were planning on going through surgery to change it.
These transgenders (at least the ones who can afford it) go through surgery to get their private parts changed.
I've heard that it's easier for the transgender "women" to get "vaginas", as it's easier to replicate. They will never be able to reproduce, but it looks like a vagina from the outside. Though when transgender "women" have intercourse, they have to use artificial lubricants. When these "women" get surgery to have "vaginas", they have to use dildos, sometimes multiple times a day, so the hole doesn't close up. Kind of like when you get an earing.
With transgender "men" the penis and testicles is pretty much impossible to replicate. Their "pwinknises" will never look like that of a non transgender man. They can't become erect like non transgendered men can, so they have to use different methods to replicate an erect penis. Transgender "men" will never be able to produce sperm (obviously!), and will never have actual testicles.
The transgender "men" take testosterone pills, meaning they're able to grow beards, muscle, and I'm not sure if it makes their voices deeper. The transgender "women" take estragon pills, I think this stops them from growing facial hair. Some of these "women" also get their Adam's apple shaved down.
Entertainment / Re: (photos) Incredible Weight Loss Story Of A Woman Who Weighs 1,028 Pounds by ZianaJordana(f): 3:05am On Jul 16, 2015
Oh, wow. Amazing. Good for her.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Renews His Contract With Pepsi by ZianaJordana(f): 10:20pm On Jul 13, 2015
Proud ambassador of a white owned business, to help sell their unhealthy junk to black Africans. Smh. I guess it's good for him. I'll leave it at that.
Agriculture / Re: Beginning A Small Scale Snail Farm by ZianaJordana(f): 3:22am On Jul 12, 2015
Baroba:


Am sure you are equally scared of spiders, daddy Long legs and slugs.. I remember when I was in Uni at Essex, I left a fish on our kitchen work top at the dorm.. They british girls I shared the flat with ran away after seeing the fish head.. They refused to come back until I removed it.. Brits.. grin
Hahaha! Yeah, I'm more scared of spiders and slugs... Especially spiders! grin
Celebrities / Re: Check Out This Beautiful Porn Actress (photo) by ZianaJordana(f): 11:45pm On Jul 11, 2015
She's above average, but she's no Angelina Jolie or Beyoncé. She doesn't qualify as beautiful in my books, so that knocks her down into the 'pretty' category.
Celebrities / Re: Ariyike Akinbobola Repairs Bad Street In Lekki Using Her Own Money (Photos) by ZianaJordana(f): 2:31pm On Jul 11, 2015
The fact that she had to fork out god knows who much money to pay for the road to be repaired is absolutely disgusting. It is not her responsibility, nor should I be the responsibility of any of the residents on that street. It's the responsibility of the local governments/councils to ensure that these roads are safe to use. Look at how bad the flooding was (and still is, to an extent)! A child could've easily drowned in that water! How can you expect people to walk through that everyday, especially the young and the elderly? It's probably unhygienic, too. If somebody did die or was injured due to the state of the roads, would the local governments be willing to compensate people for the injuries and fatalities caused by their incompetence?
Even after the kind lady repaired the road, it still looks unsafe to use, and there looks like there's a possibility of the road flooding again. It's time to build proper roads!
Celebrities / Re: Ariyike Akinbobola Repairs Bad Street In Lekki Using Her Own Money (Photos) by ZianaJordana(f): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2015
UyiIredia:
There's nothing new or special about what she has done. In fact some people have done better than that. For example, in my street we contributed money to get red stand to level the street, and for years we've been putting broken blocks on it.
It's terrible that you had to go to such lengths to do that. Don't know why the local government/council couldn't do it for you.
That's amazing, though. You don't really hear of people coming together to do things like that in the UK.
Celebrities / Re: Ariyike Akinbobola Repairs Bad Street In Lekki Using Her Own Money (Photos) by ZianaJordana(f): 2:03pm On Jul 11, 2015
tsdarkside:

what we dont know is..civilians in europe build a lot of things with their own money...we nigerians rely too much on the goverment for everything,wait,one day the goverment will help us clean our yansh too....
We don't fix roads over here in the UK. That's the responsibility of the council/government to ensure that roads are safe and usable. A road like that, even after the lady repaired it, would be classed as unacceptable here.

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Entertainment / Re: What's Wrong With This Pix ....lol .. by ZianaJordana(f): 4:32pm On Jul 10, 2015
I heard women can get surgery done to make it appear as if they're a virgin.
Celebrities / Re: See Why Phyno Is Nigeria’s Cutest Rapper (photos) by ZianaJordana(f): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2015
Meh. Not really. undecided
Entertainment / Re: . by ZianaJordana(f): 2:16am On Jul 10, 2015
And I don't believe they're the most identical twins. There are some minor differences in looks as far as I'm concerned. One of them is prettier than the other.
Entertainment / Re: . by ZianaJordana(f): 2:13am On Jul 10, 2015
That was £130k wasted then, because they look like crap, and I bet they looked better before all the surgery. =P

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