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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:56pm On Nov 11, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:
Fashola handling 3 sectors is a bad move

Power on its own is like mount Kilimanjaro.

Even his predecessors who handled just power alone were unable to achieve anything

Combining that with works and housing is hectic

His hair is going to become whitish, like that of Prof Soyinka, in the next four years.

I wish Fashola best of luck.

Now, I'm happy and proud of Jagaban of Borgu.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:50pm On Nov 11, 2015

modath:

Not only you,apart from the preggy & mummy threads, this is my harbour on NL, the Romanis have totally ruined the politics board with iwa were, alainilakaaye to wa ninu won.

Good evening ma'am. A ku ise oni, emi sese fe kuro l'office ni.

Inu mi dun fun appointment ti won fun awon ara wa, mo gbadura ki Olorun ran won lowo lati se aseyori.

I'm happy. Now, I can chant Sai Baba. Don't blame me, Nigeria is namu namu/tiwa n tiwa.

God will see them through.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:43pm On Nov 11, 2015

WIZGUY69:

don't mind them.
all for money, I have seen a T-shirt worn by a local (gwari) in Abuja', where the picture of flavour (musician) was on it, but they wrote WizKid on the clothe. iboe man will tell you that it's innovation.

It could be a mistake, like the one below.

I dey laugh.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:37pm On Nov 11, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:
No jokes 9jacrip, I've seen addidas

Aare, have you seen FOBO?

They changed FUBU to FOBO. A friend of mine bought the shirt, he didn't know until we started bashing him in class.

WE ARE INDUSTRIOUS.

I dey laugh.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:34pm On Nov 11, 2015

Ritchiee:
And the Igbominas who have more landed properties than any group in Lagos.One of them is Doyin group of companies.One might safely say they own half of Lagos...lol

Whaoooooooooooooo

I'm just reading this.

You see, our people don't make noise. Ijebus have lost count of their Billionaires, yet they don't make noise.

I dey laugh

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2015

How the fvck did this happen? So adidas made the lace, while Nike made the sole and body, no?

grin

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:

"Adadis" boot with Nike logo right?

In Igbo accent. La Buzinessi

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Agriculture / Re: Rice Farmers Meet Here by zimoni(f): 5:21pm On Nov 11, 2015

amarawa:
What is the cost analysis of 1 hectare?

Size Of Land For Commercial Rice Farming

Iroko says, “You have to plant, then plant at least, five hectares; and you have to also prepare for the cost. From my experience, the estimate for just one hectare is N300,000, but my advise for new entrants is that they should start small”.

http://successdigestonline.com/articles/view/3-ways-to-make-lots-of-money-from-the-multibillion-naira-rice-industry

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 5:20pm On Nov 11, 2015

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aare ti bi'nu. E je'buro, e ma binu grin

Those guys are something else, I don't like to talk about them anymore. It'd been a different issue if they don't run their mouths and call people names. It's the name calling that piss me off. I have been here for years, I just laugh whenever they call us lazy,cowards and various derogatory names. I dey laugh.

This thread have become my business since Our Aare created it.

I just dey laugh grin

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 4:39pm On Nov 11, 2015

IyaIode:

I am reading ocholi got minister of state for labor, this is ridiculous. Malami got AGF

I think this list is the authentic list ma'am. It's different from the one in the front page of nl.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/11/change-team-unveiled-see-full-list-of-buharis-ministers-and-their-portfolios/

1. Abubakar Malami- Minister of Justice

2. Geoffrey Onyeama- Minister of Foreign Affairs

3. Mohammed Dan Ali- Minister of Defence

4. Adamu Adamu- Minister of Education

5. Anthony Anwuka – State minister of Education

6. Kemi Adeosun – Minister of Finance

7. Okechukwu Enelemah – Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment

8. Aisha Abubakar – State minister Industry, Trade and Investment

9. Chris Ngige – Minister of Labor and Employment

10. James Ocholi – State Minister of Labor and Employment

11. Mohammed Bello – FCT Minister

12. Abdulrahman Dambazzau – Interior Minister

13. Udoma Udo Udoma – Minister of Budget and National Planning

14. Zainab Ahmed – State Minister Budget and National Planning

15. Emmanuel Ibe Kachiukwu – State Minister Petroleum resources

16. Babatubde Fashola – Minister of Power, Works and Housing

17. Mustapha Shehuri – State minister Power, Works, and Housing

18. Audu Ogbeh – Minister of Agriculture and Rural development

19. Heineken Lokpobiri – State minister Agriculture and Rural Development

20. Chibuike Amaechi – Minister of Transportation

21. Hadi Sirika – State Minister Aviation

22. Isaac Folorunsho Adeoye – Minister of Health

23. Osagie Ehanire – State Minister Health

24. Aisha Alhassan – Minister of Women Affairs

25. Usani Uguru – Minister Niger Delta Affairs

26. Claudius Omoyele Daramola – State minister Niger Delta Affairs

27. Adebayo Shittu – Minister of Communication

28. Lai Mohammed – Minister of Information

29. Amina Mohammed – Minister of Environment

30. Ibrahim Jibrin – State Minister of Environment

31. Suleiman Adamu – Minister of Water Resources

32. Solomon Dalong – Minister of Youths and Sports

33. Kayode Fayemi – Minister of Solid Minerals

34. Abubakar Bwari – State Minister Solid Minerals

35. Ogbonnaya Onu – Minister of Science and Technology

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 4:19pm On Nov 11, 2015

ProfShymex:

Lol. Tongue in the cheek, alie?

Anyway, don't let these folks' noise get to you - they're just the masters of making noise. In a well structure environment, their style of doing business will never work.

Have you ever asked yourself why over 90% of Nigerian businesses in the UK (I believe it should be lopsided in favour of Yorubas in US and Canada as well) are owned by Yorubas?

P.S: I just said 90% to be fair - it's about 99%, if I'm being factual cos you'll see more than 100 businesses owned by Yorubas before you see one Igbo business out here.

With due respect to every other sub-ethnic groups in Yorubaland, Ijebus and Ijehas had been doing international trade before Igbos knew the road to Lagos. I'm talking about hundreds of years ago.

When they blab and rant like they always do, I just smile.

If only they had idea, they wouldn't be praising themselves like they always do.

In Obasanjo's voice, I Dey Laugh.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 4:03pm On Nov 11, 2015

ProfShymex:

I'm sure the Emeritus Professor, Katsumoto, of the last samurai fame, is watching and is proud of us.

Yes Bawse. God bless Prof Katz(Big Katz, as you like to refer to him) wherever he is today. I always look forward to reading his post.

Ibebe:

That guy was a history book to behold. I miss his posts too.

Beeni ooooooo. Prof Katz is a walking encyclopedia.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 3:47pm On Nov 11, 2015

ProfShymex:

I'm Nostradamus - you nyggahs need to start paying me.

My post two days ago:

Check out the sentence in bold.

In Yoruba, we say "Ori E Wa Nbe". In naija local parlance, we say "Your Head Is There".

Your Head Is There Prof.

I'm still missing Prof Katsumoto. Only God knows knows where he is.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2015

WIZGUY69:

e sure me.
they will deliver, dont know of other tribe whatever A Yoruba person indulge him/her self ends up in distinction. except trading

The Ijebus and Ijeshas will disagree with you.

We are good traders. I learnt a lot from my Mom.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 3:37pm On Nov 11, 2015

ProfShymex:
I just saw the ministerial list - not bad.

I knew we'll get the finance ministry.

They took aviation like I predicted.

Who's the attorney general?

Barr James Ocholi (Kogi) Minister of Justice and Attorney General

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 3:13pm On Nov 11, 2015

WIZGUY69:
I have a question please

daramola is from which state.

Ondo State.

Barubas are found in Nigeria(Kwara and Niger States) and Benin Republic.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 3:06pm On Nov 11, 2015

WIZGUY69:

wtf
seems they have updated it.
as in is baba trying to bribe us?
play with Yoruba's at your own peril

Yes oooooooo

Our media houses are doing a good job. Even we, nairalanders, are doing a good job. They read the complaints.

Now, these dudes must give us result. No story.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 3:03pm On Nov 11, 2015

WIZGUY69:

I thought rawani said nupe people only dominate one LG in kwara?..
what I am seeing here is more than one o

Bro, endeavour to click submit command once.

Ethnic Composition, Languages, Culture and the Arts: Kwara State is currently dominated by three major ethnic groups, i.e, the Yoruba, Nupe and Baruba. The last group is found mainly in Kaiama and Baruten local government areas, while the Nupes dominate Edu and Patigi local govern ment areas. The Yorubas, who are in the majority, are found in the remaining twelve local government areas, i.e. at Asa, Ekiti, OkeEro, lfelodun, llorin East, llorin West, llorin South, Irepodun, Isin, Moro Offa and Oyun.

i.e

Nupes.............Edu and Patigi Local Goverment Areas

Baruba...........Kaiama and Baruten Local Government Areas

http://www.onlinenigeria.com/links/kwaraadv.asp?blurb=313

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 2:57pm On Nov 11, 2015

Ritchiee:
I am praying that each region is given its freedom to run things by itself so that the SW can use the renewable energy kind of tech to give us steady and affordable electricity.The renewable energy thingy is generally defined as energy that comes from resources which are naturally replenished on a human timescale.These resources are sunlight, wind, rain, tides, waves, and geothermal heat. Renewable energy replaces conventional fuels in four distinct areas: electricity generation, air and water heating/cooling, motor fuels, and rural (off-grid) energy services...

Word. You've said it all.

The ministers are actually 7.

1. Kemi Adeosun - Finance

2. Babatunde Fashola - Power/Works/Housing - Great, Epic! As in? What's PMB thinking?

3. Kayode Fayemi - Solid Minerals

4. Isaac Adewole - Health

5. Shittu - Communication

6. Lai Mohammed - Information

7. Omoleye Daramola - State, Niger Delta.

These guys must deliver. No excuse.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 2:22pm On Nov 11, 2015

Isaac Adewole (Osun) Minister of Health

Lai Mohammed – (Kwara) Minister of Information

Kemi Adeosun – (Ogun) Minister of Finance

Babatunde Fashola -(Lagos) Minister of Power, Works and Housing

Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti) Minister of Solid Minerals

We are not doing badly.

I hope Fashola will work towards generation, transmission and distribution of electricity in each state. The current arrangement is not working.

FG must scrap the damn privatization and let each state be in control of their destiny.

There are lot of companies who are ready to invest into electricity. I bet, everybody will want to buy Lagos' slot. 21million people is a huge market. I would like to buy that of Osun shaa cheesy

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 1:53pm On Nov 11, 2015

Kogi State

Founded : August 27, 1991

Area : 29,833 km2

Population : 2,099,046 (1991)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 1:48pm On Nov 11, 2015

Kwara State

Founded : May 27, 1967

Area : 36,825 km2

Population : 2,591,555 (2005)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 1:37pm On Nov 11, 2015

Lagos State

Founded : May 27, 1967

Area : 3,577 km2

Population : 21,000,534 (2006)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 12:41pm On Nov 11, 2015

Ekiti State

Founded : October 1, 1996

Area : 6,353 km2

Population : 2,737,186 (2005)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 12:39pm On Nov 11, 2015

Osun State

Founded : August 27, 1991

Area : 9,251 km2

Population : 4,137,627 (2005)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 12:37pm On Nov 11, 2015

Ondo State

Founded : February 3, 1976

Area : 15,500 km2

Population : 3,440,000 (2006)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 12:35pm On Nov 11, 2015

Ogun State

Founded: February 3, 1976

Area: 16,762 km²

Population: 3,751,140 (2006)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 12:32pm On Nov 11, 2015

Some states in Nigeria where Yoruba's are aborigines.

Let's go there.

Oyo State

Founded: February 3, 1976

Area: 28,454 km²

Population: 5.592 million (2006)

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 10:24am On Nov 11, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:

We need state police badly in the south-west

Fulani herdsmen,armed robbery, and crime in general can easily be curbed with state police and a lot of folks will be employed as well

Yes.

Left for me, I would love us to disband our police force and post them all to immigration to police our borders. Our borders are porous, we need more men. Our policemen are good at shooting(I dey laugh), let them go and display the talent at the borders.

Recruiting new policemen would be a good idea. A state police encompassing the graduates, the non-graduates, the jobless street urchins(who are giving people headache) and Ibile Vigilante(OPC) would protect our states effectively.

I pray this regime approve state police. Crime would be reduced to minimal, because we know ourselves.

Good job Aare, you are doing a good job Sir.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 10:06am On Nov 11, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:

Catch them young you know

Head honcho el presidente de fedeco jnr

These are the kind of heads that give you confidence.You don't need to be told you're in charge

Egbon, you are supposed to be a comedian.

I remember a Romani troll, Arodewhatever, he's tired of following you around. You always ignore him, instead you reply him with funny gifs.

I've been laughing since I got to work, you and shymex are good to go.

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by zimoni(f): 2:23pm On Nov 10, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:

I've changed it since like 20 mins ago

I just saw it Sir.

Let's see the excuse they are going to give now.

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