CabbieAC:




Ha agba le yin oo.omo ogbon odun kii se omo kekere.Aa si ma pe yin legbon ooo.ati wipe mo ma n pon awon eyan le laifiyesi ojo ori won.Ko se yi to kan mi pelu ojo ori eni kankan

Rerin.

O ti dara.

CabbieAC:



Emi naa fowosi wipe ko si ma se afihan igbesi aye awon omo yooba sugbon e lero wipe oye ka soro ni pa itesiwaju awon ilu ile yooba ka ba lemo sofintoto awon gomina wa.Won si le maa se sugbon ki won din kun die.Ki awon yooba towa ni le se afihan ise ti awon gomina wa n se

Oro le so.

CabbieAC:
Egbon zimoni kilode taa se wa ri yin lana

Atiwipe, emi ki i se egbon oooooo.

Omo ogbon odun ati die ni mi. Aburo yin ni mo n se.

Oodua a gbe wa. Ire oooooooo.

CabbieAC:
Egbon zimoni kilode taa se wa ri yin lana

E ku osan gbogbo ile.

Mo ki yin Alagba Aareonakakanfo.

Boolu af'esegba ni mo n tele lori brilafm ni ale ana nigba ti mo n se ise amurele ti oga mi fun mi ni ofiisi. Awon alainikanse onimoero t'onmuleduro sese fun mi awonran ise na ni l'ana, oga mi si ni dandan ni ki ni ki n pari le ni oni.

O dun mi ti mi o le wa dara po mo yin ni ori ero ayelukara l'ana.

Ma a wa ni ori ero ayelukara l'ale oni.

Ede yoruba gba'yi pupo. Ede yoruba rewa pupo.

Iyi lo je fun mi la ti je omo yoruba.

Oodua a gbe wa ooooooo.



Aare, mo fe gba yin ni imonran ki e je ki won tesiwaju lati ma se afihan itan igbesi aye awon omo yoruba ti won n se daradara ni oke okun. E je ki won te siwaju, ko ba tireedi yi je rara.

Eyi t'oku di ale.

Ire oooooooooo.

Ileke, kilode gan?

Leave Biafrans alone jarey, o ti to bayen.

Aareonakakanfo:
zimoni i hope you already downloaded your Yoruba dictionary for today because no Yorubinglish ooo.I'll mention everyone from 9pm-10 pm

I've not downloaded it but I will do.

Ojulowo omo yoruba ni mi. Ile-Ife ni awon obi mi fi ori mi so.

Le go there.

The guy is good.

Aareonakakanfo:



Hahaha "Lagos Igbo" Awon werey but those name combinations work though.Maybe we should just convert all their names to Yoruba.If they don't like it, then we won't grant them permanent residence

Hahahahah abi oooooooo

They either become Oluwanonsos or no permanent residence for them.

I bet they would accept to change their names to Oluwas and have Abaja tribal marks lacerated on their cheeks than to go back to that red mud alaigbo. Some of them are even Osus and are afraid of going back home. It sucks to be a Flateeno.

Zik of Onisa brought this upon his people. Zik was a goat, he had no foresight whatsoever. The goat wanted to become Premier of Western Region.

Is it that bad for them in the East that they must run away from home?

Zik for Premier of Western Region? I Dey Laugh.

Thanks to Papa Awolowo. May His Soul Continue To Rest In Peace. Baba, You Are The Best.

Aareonakakanfo:



Fun fact: Oyo state+ekiti is bigger than the whole of Alaigbo

Hahahahahahahahaha

Ti awon Romanians abi Romanees abi Flateenos na ma n pe won ba gba yin mu?

Owo mi o si n'ibe ooooooooo

What an interesting thread.

Aareonakakanfo:
Top 7 destinations in South-west Nigeria.




1. Old Oyo National Park


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The Old Oyo National Park is located between northern Oyo State and southern Kwara State of Nigeria. It covers an area of 2,512 km2, mostly of lowland plains at a height of 330m and 508m above sea level. It is a dense forest park reserve that can be accessed from Saki, Iseyin, Igboho, Sepeteri, Tede, and Igbeti; and is a forestry rich in plant and animal life.

Hundreds of rare animals like the Kobs, Baboon, Red Monkey, Roan antelope, Bush buck, Red or green ioribe, daiker and waterbucks have been sighted at the park. There is a rich wildlife in the park, and it boasts of ancient rock outcrops and cave shelters in the extreme north of the park. There are also scattered hills, ridges, and rocky outcrops that can be used for mountaineering purposes.

The park is very big. Have never heard of it, this is the first time.

2,512km2 is huge. Lagos is about 1,000km2.

2,512km2 equals to 251,200Hectares.

Oyo State is big.

modath:
Trying to catch up is werk mehn!! Been engrossed with the staking & frying of the protection seekers & the millions of threads on top his head...


@shymm3x, prof, * insert any here*, can't keep up with your handles..

The reason they disrespect us in our land is same reason our land is called "No man's land", we are too laid back, we are also not the violent sort but with the recent SMS (supreme maximum shishi) in Akure, sure some medulla has done a reset...

I served in the North, nothing takes most female corpers towards their mosque on a Friday afternoon cos we know they don't approve of our "sluttish" mode of dressing , so who wants to provoke a flogging or lynching? WE RESPECT THEM COS WE KNOW THE REPERCUSSIONS are GRAVE INDEED.

The Nigerian political terrain is a funny one, when OBJ was there, he basically did nothing to further the cause of the yoruba, hopefully we will make headway now...

Don't compare a country where everyone speaks the same language to a place where, Religion, Language & cultures are in clear disparity...

Lord Lugard did us a great disservice in Yorubaland, maybe we would've sent a man to the moon by now.



*Modified*
cc... zimoni......agree 100% but no visa....

Hahahahahahahaha

Okay Oooooooooooo.

@ oduastates

E Kaabo Si Ori Eto.

Shymm3x:
I've got a question I'll like to ask the house:

Why do folks openly disrespect Yoruba folks in Yorubaland?

I remember vividly that the weasel, GEJ, went to Yorubaland and called everyone a rascal. And now Kwacoonfool just did the same in Yorubaland by telling everyone to shut up. Why? Who are Yorubas?

Even in politics, Yorubas are more or less pawns folks use and dump. GEJ used them to become president - got there - and discarded them. And now Buhari is doing basically the same - albeit the VP is Yoruba and he gave them some crumbs. Even in UK politics elected PMs always look after the constituents/regions that put them in power - hence in Cameron's government there's only one cabinet member from Northern England. And that's cos they don't vote for the Tories up there. Why?


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I have always thought about this question you asked.


1. Culure. Our Omoluabi culture will never work in a country like Nigeria where people only understand violence and respect the violent ones. Our parents teach us the omoluabi bullshitt and sometimes beat us if we don't respect elders the way they deem fit. For example, my Dad used used to konk our head(I don't know the appropriate english) when we don't prostrate very well to greet him or a visitor. Our parents kill morale of a child before he becomes a man, they tell him bullshitt till he grows up. The dude will always be afraid to engage in a brawl because he knows his parents would beat the hell out of him if they learnt he fought outside. For example, someone once slapped me when I was in JSS 3, I was timid at first but later summoned courage when my friends started mocking me. We fought for some minutes, he injured me and vice-versa. My friends hailed me and later separated us. I will enrol my children into martial art class early, teach them practical omoluabi that Nigerians understand and tell them to kick the azz of any azzhole. I gat their back.

2. Religion. That useless verse that says 'turn the other cheek' has done more harm than good to our people. For christ sake, why would I turn the other cheek if someone slapped my cheek? The person will get the visa that he asked for. I don't talk too much, I believe death is the reward of sin. Someone F with me, I issue him visa. No time. Some muslems are even better than we christians because many of them learnt martial art, especially the educated ones - they learn it at higher institution, hence they are good fighters. We christians are pathetic, especially the educated christians. So-called sophistication combined with christianity, is a disaster. You dare not mess with muslems especially the ones we call alfas in SW(the ones who wear 3/4 pant and beards). They will beat the hell out of your life and teach you the lesson your parents failed to teach you. Those dudes don't smile. Apart from their religious fanatism, I really like them.

3. Class. Some of our people live a fake life which they call class. When a man is supposed to stand on his feet and fight like a man, he would timidly let it slide. Why? Because the goat believes he's got class and should not be seen engaging someone in a street brawl. The goat doesn't want to be seen as a tout, instead he will allow an azzhole to F with him and go scot-free.

These have been happening for years and have made our people to become weaklings. The same people who fought wars for many years some centuries ago are now weaklings. Now, we are Muntullars. Just imagine that? Could any azzhole F with our people 200 or 300yrs ago? The answer is NO. Now, every azzhole want to F with us. Some even chant our ancestral land is NO MAN's LAND. I don't blame them. They are covered by One Nigeriya for now. We shall issue them that visa when One Nigeriaya expires. Nansense.

The only advantage of the madness is that people see our region as a stable and peaceful region where they could set up their business/investment and rest of mind. That is the only advantage.


I have never issued any visa to anyone sha, yet I believe before I exit this world I'm gonna issue visas to some bastardds. No baggar can F with me and go scot-free. The Wages of Sin is Death. I don't speak too much turenci.

Thank you ProfShymmex. You are doing a good job.


Still, I follow.

Musiwa419:
Nigeria is stifling our growth, development and advancement. We are to blessed too be lumped together with the malu's up north and the Igbo's in the far east. How can we get out of this cesspit of a country ?

For now, we play along strategically.

Akeregbe Lo Ma So Ibi Ti Won Ti Ma Fi Okun Si Oun.

WIZGUY69:
There's this trait i noticed with the Yoruba ladies in Kogi state (Kaba precisely), most of them are learned & very successful (not billionaires o). maybe its my locality here, but they commands high posts & positions here in Abj. but one thing I detest in them is Pride! Damn. they are too proud. don't know anything about there men sha.

Well, the ones I have met are not proud but stubborn. My Elder bro marry an Okun woman from Ekinrinade, she's not proud but stubborn. She used to give me elder bro headache once in a while.

Okun people are educated and cultured Yoruba people.

Alex Lanipekun my man. He plays role of an assassin in 24 season 9.

I'm working on some dudes which I'll post soon.

I pray Seun's server doesn't crash again oooooo. I wouldn't like to hear story for the gods again. The Ibadan thread got to 120pages in just four months and we lost everything to the crashed server.

May it never occur again.

This thread is THE BEST.

Shymm3x:
Got about 60 more names to post.

I think I need to take a break for now.

Cheers.

You need the break Okanlomo 1.


Still, I follow.

Whaoooooooooo

We are indeed blessed.

Too bad we found ourselves in this sh1thole called Nigeria.

Bla bla bla

To Your Tent Oh Israel.

Marriage Na By Force?

WIZGUY69:




I think you are right, but what I don't admire about them is that they don't build or stay in osun (or there locality. most of them prefer having there in another place rather than there place of origin.
I could remember one of the nominees of ooni of ife (the owner of oduduwa university) apart from the institution, all other companies and assets is outside osun which is not suppose to be so.
osun needs investors like never before.

Yes. You are right Sir.

asha80:
funnily enough the nominee seems to have skilfully sidestepped the issue..i wonder what he wanted the nominee to say....
Though the question on Enugu Onitsha express even though funny is a bit pertinent

The Nominee(Geoffrey Onyeama) has been asked to take his bow and go.

It was a banana peel and the intelligent man tactfully avoided the useless question.

The Nominee is highly educated with two masters in law. He spent about 30years in Austria.

obum88:
And you are stewpeed for bringing it here. Antibiafra

Bingo, I support Biafra 100%.

I'm with you TonyeBarcanista.

It's good to have this discussion now than to have another South Sudan in nearest future.

You can't force yourself on people who do no share the same ideology with you.

If Singapore that is not bigger than Bayelsa could exist as a country, what stops Ijaw nation from having their own nation? Must they form a country with Igbo's?

This discussion is important now before it's too late. People are reading and learning.

Every man for himself.

To Your Tent Oh Israel.



And, the emotional ones should stop bashing Tonye. He had to say the truth even though he's partisan.

A stewpeed Senator just asked a ministerial candidate from Enugu State that is currently being screened "In your own opinion, what do you think is responsible for the agitation of Biafra Republic by IPOB".

That is a Stewpeed question to ask a ministerial nominee.

And the idiatu can't tell Biafrans what to do with their lives. It's their decision to remain Nigerians or seek for Biafra Republic.

People should stop advising Igbo's.

Lobatan.

MayorofLagos:


Thats the thrust of this thread. A call for those Yorubas in the audience to be publicly humiliated for allowing a Fulani rub filth on their elders while they acted docile.

I'm angry.

I Never Loved Those Tse Tse Flies.

Funny enough, the bastards are minority.

Like Superstar said, time for big english is over. It's time to activate Ilaro Treatment.

God Punish the Tse Tse Flies aka Leeches and Parasites.

Those Elders listening to insults from a Bastard from North deserve to be shot in the head. If I was there, I would have asked the Tse Tse Fly to shut his rotten mouth.

Too badt. Too badt.

God knows The War Is Inevitable, it's just a matter of time.

Nansense.

God punish those Bastardds aka Tse Tse Flies, Leeches, Parasites, Rapists, Destroyers of Farmland and Saboteurs.

Imagine that azzhole went to Ibadan to insult our Elders, I always knew the useless marriage was a marriage of convenience. Time is coming when we shall say GOODNIGHT to those Tse Tse Flies.

Nansense.

superstar1:
E kaaro eyin omo kaaro ojire.

Wish we can have a strictly yoruba speaking time daily eg between 1800GMT to 1900GMT.

No English speaking. Strictly yoruba.

Or what do you think?

To speak only Yoruba for an hour(without any english word? O le die ooooo) is not too hard sha.

But to write in Yoruba for an hour without any input of english word ko easy ooooo.

It's a good idea sha.

There's a dude that works with OrisunFM. His name is Faturoti something, the dude is too good. He does what we call aayan ogbufo(translation) on radio and he always get the words right.

Ede Yoruba gba'yi pupo. Ede Yoruba is swaggalicious.

I Love Yoruba Culture. I'm Proud To Be A Yoruba.