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lol, na for nose wey jona dey kiss en wife neh?

benedictnsi:
Lol @your signature
Mbanu...... Anaghi eyi Akwa white Azu ahia mmanu

i'm telling u bro, lol..

The chic wan run this my nigga street..

Dicman:
zina u mean dis u are sayin

yup,, myy point is that she cant truly love u if she has another 'man'

it is only in Nigeria where u enter a hospital healthy, yet come out sick

i'll turn my other cheek for her to slap too, then when she is done slapping, and we get home, we'll discuss how she wants her funeral.

odds are that she is also telling this ''boyfriend'' of hers the same thing she is telling u..

rahymat:
ah its probably an internal problem hope is not ebola o.maybe it ate an infected bushmeat or sometin.

lol @ ''infected bushmeat'' u not helping @ all

wow, congrats to her, buh is she that funny

u just killed 11 witches bro, better run cos the remaining in their covens will hunt u down...


Dem dey their own, u don go find their trouble, after if things are going badly(they won't amen)u'll say its the work of my village witches

what is the assurance that they'd stop the mass bombings once they're settled off, or is this payment only for the chiboks??


If Jona was the one that made this decision, he would have been crucified by now.


A na eji mayonnaise eri okpa?

i neverr believed they did anyway..


This chibok issue na poiltical hoax.. How will 500 ladies disappear without a trace...tsk tsk...

this should also be applied to senators too, na dem dey embezzle pass

warrior01:
This government and accidents. Only God can deliver us

don't blame this on government, u don't know what caused it.

MrFlavvor:
Guy wida your lie la......

Some one already did this la. Zinachidi

https://www.nairaland.com/2597982/little-thought-husband-scarcity#37991161

oga ooo, lol, catch am well.. Copyright infringement fa..

Mumbai: After emails and phishing scams, Nigerian conmen are now using matrimonial
websites to find their victims. In two separate
raids conducted over two days, cops in
Mumbai and Hyderabad have caught 10
Nigerian conmen who duped women by
promising to marry them, convincing them to deposit huge amounts of money in their bank
accounts and then ran away. In Mumbai, two conmen managed to cheat at
least 12 women to a total tune of Rs 2 crore
before one of the victims reported them to the
cops. The Hindustan Times reports that the woman, 48, had paid the conmen Rs 1.01
crore, of which she had taken Rs 50 lakh on
loan, before she realised that she was being
conned. She then complained to the
Commissioner of Police after which officers
from Crime Branch Unit 11 traced the conmen to a rented flat in Malwani and arrested them
on 13 October.

Crime Branch officials told The Hindustan Times that the two conmen duped women not only in Mumbai but also in Bangalore,
Kolkata and Chennai. Their modus operandi
was to upload a photo of a South Asian man
and pose as a British national of Indian origin.
They used the profile to befriend the women,
following which they convinced them to deposit money into several bank accounts
over the next few months. They would then
disappear. Other than women, the conmen also
victimised job seekers, falsely promising them
well-paying jobs abroad in exchange for
money, according to The Hindustan Times.

In Hyderabad, a Nigerian national cheated a
school teacher, 32, of Rs 5.4 lakh before she
caught on to the scheme, reports The Times Of India. The victim reportedly told the police that she had been approached by a man
called Garry Phillips who saw her profile on a
matrimonial website. He pretended to be an
American Caucasian male working in Delhi. He
established a rapport with her between
February and August, and though they never met, he convinced her he wished to marry
her. Cyber crime cops told The Times Of India that one day, Garry claimed that he was
returning with Rs 50 crore worth of gifts for
her from his US trip but he had been caught
by customs officials at Delhi airport. He told
her that if she didn't deposit the money in
multiple accounts, both of them will go to jail. The victim deposited the money and then
never heard from Garry again.

The Times Of India report states that based on the victim's complaint, the police busted
the racket and arrested eight Nigerian
nationals from Dabri in New Delhi on 8
October. One of the arrested men was Udunna
Chukwuma Collins, who had posed as Garry.


m.firstpost.com/india/w-2471630.html


Cc: lalasticlala

did u just call me honey?? So u mean my mother is a bee? Its over...

baski92:
e never turn to pikin yet,,,, almost two weeks

splendid answer,,

i feel for u o, i know someone who can help, he has an 80% tip success..if u want U can mention me and drop ur number, so he can add u up, i wont drop his number on a public forum like this

what about snakebite? That ronaldinho's master piece??

lol, i'm guilty of recharge card own, buh nuh N100 card na haba, bae deserves more than that,.. Cards too are my thing and i'll visit google for one of these love poems..and scribble it at the back, shey no be only one day??


Life ana gaga..(life goes on)

EgusiSoup:
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na your moniker wey i dey chop now.

highest exporter in quantity, not in quality

nice one...

Owliver:
put viewers digestion na

digestion ko, respiration ni.

chaii... u can't deceive nature shaa, who knows what the man was doing all night..

GBAM!!!

postinor 2 is stronger, and is 99% a effective contraceptive, buh pressure her to tell u the truth if she took it, buh i dont really think taking another dose will harm her, better still, consult a chemist.

olasunky15:
oo2tvseries

thanks dude,, do u know if i can download with the subtitles too in that site?