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Education / Re: Some Striking Facts You May Not Have Come Across. Number 9 & 16 Especially by ZiriMane(m): 9:59pm On Dec 16, 2019
Digging deep

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Romance / Re: How Normal Is It To Have Sex With Your Cousin? by ZiriMane(m): 10:06pm On Dec 15, 2019
if you practice incest you are in the likes of homosexuals, bisexuals, Transgenders (like Bobrisky), and those who practice bestiality.
I wouldn't condemn anyone but I would condemn anyone that let's his urge Lord over him/her

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Romance / Re: How Can I Ask Of Genotype At First Date? by ZiriMane(m): 7:52pm On Dec 15, 2019
First of all did you go telling her your previous relationships crashed because of the incompatible Genotype issue ¿
Ehya dahs ur bad mahn! 2 much talku talku no good o.

If u haven't told her...you simply ask her about it with wisdom. I think couples tend to ask themselves questions to get to know each other better.
Anyways if you eventually plan on settling down with her after she revealed her Genotype... still run a test on it
Family / Re: Finally, I Have Decided To Leave Him by ZiriMane(m): 6:09pm On Dec 15, 2019
TheArchangel:

Christian I have no idea what that means in Nigeria, all I know is that she needs sex with pure climateric orgasms for initial overhauling of her quest for vengeance .



At least you should try to find out about it before giving advice to someone who categorically stated she is one. You should be fair with your words. Life isn't only about oneself, you should care to know more about others, because I think that's the basis for understanding not just dishing out information based on emotions and in disregard of the other's faith, ideology or principles.
Family / Re: Finally, I Have Decided To Leave Him by ZiriMane(m): 2:17pm On Dec 15, 2019
TheArchangel:

Get a nice good Love Machine and give your self series of orgasms first cos lack of a good old sex can becloud judgement and insight.
you want make person pikin (Christain for that matter) begin dey masturbate upandan.wush kine archangel u be like dis?

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Family / Re: Finally, I Have Decided To Leave Him by ZiriMane(m): 1:02pm On Dec 15, 2019
Kindheartedd:

I want to teach him a hard lesson by leaving with my kids before he return from work on Monday.


You want to hurt him by teaching him a hard lesson but I only see you getting hurt. When he sue's you for kidnap you would realise you weren't smart after all and he's words 'fish brain' would ring in your head. Don't hurt your kids by denying them of fatherly affection cos it's obvious from your plan they don't lack it much.

File for Divorce at court and obtain exclusive rights of being a single parent to your kids as a smart woman would do (but I don't support that as I feel they need him also in their lives) instead of planning to kidnap them. You may say;
but they are my kids!
How is this kidnapping ¿
If I were his lawyer, with this your plan I'd make sure u stay in jail for so long and make you never see your kids again.

I know no one deserves to live a depressed life, but wisdom is the most principal thing.

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Literature / Re: My YAHOO-YAHOO $$ Story (true Life Story) by ZiriMane(m): 11:10pm On Dec 14, 2019
let's see
Romance / Re: Having Issues With Girls Coming Closer. by ZiriMane(m): 4:33pm On Dec 14, 2019
what are they paying u a visit for?
hmmm...go and marry
how u go tell dem make dey come know ur place after going "deeper" something dah they shud be d one to ask first... make them feel you ain't got nothing like sex on your mind (dat shud be truthful tho) and keep going "deeper" let's see wether they (she) would not ask to know ur place
Education / Re: Top 10 Extinct Animals by ZiriMane(m): 4:27pm On Dec 14, 2019
Top 10 oya cash ya breath
Family / Re: Why Do They Cook Beans For Twins At 41 Days? by ZiriMane(m): 12:10am On Dec 14, 2019
the question should have been "why do Yoruba's cook beans for Twins at 41days old?".

I don't see the Igbo's or Hausa's doing it.

A bean is of two parts if it's splitted. Twins are supposedly deities that bless the Yoruba land and their family when they are born and at that are honoured by the preparation of a food that portrays their type when they've stayed on earth for over 1month.

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Politics / Re: Asiwaju Tinubu Take On Major General Title In 2015 by ZiriMane(m): 9:38pm On Dec 12, 2019
anything GENERAL for Nigeria na scam

General Hospital...scam

General Toilet...scam
General Assembly...
Attorney General...
Major General...

disclaimer: The last three (3) additions of this write up are in no way in the writers opinion referred to as or are SCAM. Please be guided not to be misled or adjudge this as a form of hate speech to the parties, bodies or agencies stated above.

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Business / Re: Nigerian Man Returns N98M That Was Mistakenly Paid Into His Account by ZiriMane(m): 9:22pm On Dec 12, 2019
I'm not surprised...
Good people like us still exist
He just did what I did in my dream

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Business / Re: Using ATM: 3 Lessons I Learned At The ATM Spot This Morning by ZiriMane(m): 7:19pm On Dec 12, 2019
best lesson today so far...

when you see people fail don't blame the system, they could be architects of their own downfall.

Nice words to have in mind when venturing into a business.

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Romance / Re: Say NO To Boyfriends That Wants Husband Privileges. by ZiriMane(m): 8:27am On Dec 10, 2019
Have you heard of wife material before? OP some people are too gullible you know¿ mislead not thy flock
Crime / Re: 19-year-old 'yahoo Boy' Sets 24-year-old Girlfriend Ablaze Over Adultery by ZiriMane(m): 11:11pm On Dec 09, 2019
OP say na ADULTERY I laff in kafachan
Family / Re: How Can I Stop Loving This Other Man. by ZiriMane(m): 11:08pm On Dec 09, 2019
Olannajewel:
during love making with my husband, he cant even keep an eye contact or reply the "I love you " I say to him during sex. Ps:my husband is in his mid 30s.
He doesn't notice any effort I make as a young wife to keep the spark in our marriage. In July,guy chat me up from a group on telegram.. I haven't seen this guy, but I would have seen him if he's close.we have been talking every day for 5months,chatting, sexchating, video calls,he tells me everything a woman wants to hear. He doesn't know am married.!!

you have a great husband but you don't know... when he's aware that you are cheating on him but yet he still keeps you.

A Strange guy chats you up and nothing rings a bell to you. You might say he isn't the one chatting you or he doesn't do telegram but what do you know men can do to see if their student wife is being faithful enough?
repent of your sinful ways
Romance / Re: How I Was Cajoled By A Girl by ZiriMane(m): 10:58pm On Dec 09, 2019
after this one too would be blaming BUHARI!

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Romance / Re: I Have A Serious Issue that Could Affect My Relationship / Marriage by ZiriMane(m): 10:47pm On Dec 09, 2019
there is only one word to call you NYMPHO...

stop drinking OPAEnyi and all those Enhancement somtin... u no go hear

check your diet
get busier
be considerate more (no go kill person pikin) the world is not centred around you
Education / Re: Student Spends 28 Years Studying Medicine At Nigerian University by ZiriMane(m): 10:30pm On Dec 08, 2019
28yrs?
so wer does MBBS come in?
Romance / Re: Igbo Girls Not Defending Against Yoruba Anti Razz movement by ZiriMane(m): 5:19pm On Dec 08, 2019
bro what happened to you? you seem really pained... like in sifia pain
Literature / Re: Love In A Circle by ZiriMane(m): 5:12pm On Dec 08, 2019
The name of the office Rebecca went to was "SHAY" something
are u pondering what I'm pondering? #LoveInACircle
silver1996 where you dey?
Literature / Re: Love In A Circle by ZiriMane(m): 2:11pm On Dec 08, 2019
Silver1996:
LOVE IN A CIRCLE
EPISODE 14
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Shayna sigh as she stare at the time, it was 10:30pm..she raise her face and sat up, she was inclined to text Leonard... She has finally made up her mind to date him... That way she will be able to forget the pains Noah has inflicted in her... To forget how he has hurt her...
She scroll to the message on her phone and type in some words.. She chose Leonard's numbee as the receiver.. Without hesitation she press send...
She drop the phone back on the bed thinking if she has done the right thing.... Of course she has. She has thought it through.....

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With a towel tied to his waist... Leonard step out frlm the bathroom into his room, he loosen the towel and hung it on the door.. He quickly changed into his nightwear.. Climbed into the bed and pick up his phone....
He bug out his eye when he saw a message notification... Without hesitation he click on it...

thought Leonard lost his phone in the bush?
thought Noah's own was damaged¿
how is Leonard receiving a text with his phone again?

nice story though!
Politics / Re: NBA Reacts To DSS Court Invasion And Sowore’s Rearrest by ZiriMane(m): 8:39pm On Dec 07, 2019
I have nothing to say... our comments actually don't matter
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And My Bestie by ZiriMane(m): 4:55pm On Dec 06, 2019
do guys use the word BESTIE for their fellow guy?
be like say dis one na Indomie Generation.
until you be a man and not a boy don't keep girlfriends again.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Am Confused About My Love Life by ZiriMane(m): 4:50pm On Dec 06, 2019
UBUNJA's miseducation disciples where una dey?

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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by ZiriMane(m): 4:38pm On Dec 06, 2019
I'm here reading comments and all I can say is thank God Men don't face menopause
Politics / Re: 'shoot! Shoot! Shoot!:dss Leader Gives Order 2 Others At Sowore's Trial In Court by ZiriMane(m): 4:27pm On Dec 06, 2019
This Street called Nigeria is Governed by a tyrant of a Landlord.

Cardi B...You were wrong, Barbados is better than Nigeria and not like Nigeria. Don't try to compare next time.
Ask every NIGERIAN they would tell you Musa is already tired of seeing things.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Fans Furious As Aubameyang Left Pitch For Toilet Break In Brighton Loss by ZiriMane(m): 1:55pm On Dec 06, 2019
he wanted to pull a Micheal Scofield buh the thing no work

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