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bunmioguns: Hmmmmm
i hear say Akpors talk say EXAGGERATION... Is when the 1st Lady Dame patience Jonathan says
Gov Amaechi of Rivers State is her son, remember
the 1st lady is 55 while Amaechi is 48. Is she
trying to tell us she married Yerima at 7?
Sweet dreams
no b mouth u hear am o

What a bunch of folks we've got on here.

Quite an irony, somewhere in china a baby born with a similar condition is seeking medical solutions.

You both have nothing to say but still hit the reply button?

As a sinner who's probably gonna sin again. What can I say?

mzbraidebraide: I'm so sorry for doing thiis but please I need an uurgent reply...

Ii just noticed that on the family section, I can't see the reply icon...

Does it mean I've been banned?? Because I can't comment on any topic there...

Plleasse I'm so sorrry ffor derailing...

Sounds like it (but only from posting in that section). More likely the autospam bot. (Your last post).

Navigate to your profile to see when the ban expires.

Add myopia to one of Nigeria's numerous problems. . .

Where's the unclad pic?

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

Consultville: Mr Singh spends his days tending cows in 47C heat, yet the only 'cleansing' he does allow himself is a 'fire bath' each evening, which involves smoking marijuana, praying to the Hindu Lord Shiva and dancing around a bonfire.

That sounds quite intriguing.

What a weird fellow, and no, I don't want to imagine the obvious. The stench must be so great that it dissolves the stench itself.

And you had to create a thread about it?

Kudos to seun for giving out free online space for all and sundry to be thrown in.

Not the first and wont be the last.

Now, to the next agenda. . .

This is the photo?

https://img.naij.com/n/0d/e/fbsexypic.jpg

Isn't this the same dude that graced the cover of "Rolling Stone"?

What a mess.

Enough of the hating, however he likes to get his money, even if it's borrowed. Let him enjoy the plunder.

Not a bad car choice. Good for him.

Sanboy25: In the second pic, 2nd woman from the left with the pink phone in her hands:
What kind of lady sits like that when she is in mini skirt and high heels ? [/color] [/size]

adaobi123: Who the hell sits like that when wearing a short skirt ?

A lady contracted to sit like that?

Anyways, all I see is the dude siting, thinking about his life and a second pic outside the premises, where's the partying?

Amen to that.

All the best to her though.

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You don't just add '(photo)' to your thread title.

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*Clicks the back button*

jonnycheddars: ,.

You are quite right about...."lot of manual work, filtering/deleting data unrelated to their target".....its how GCHQ's Tempora is alleged to work. Phone companies are compelled via warrants to cooperate or risk some arm-twisting via policies from regulatory agencies. Forget about 24/7 electricity.....it's the populace that lacks constant power supply,the spy agencies don't. There is a program called PRISM deployed in the U.S and GALAXY deployed in Nigeria. So using foreign lines doesn't change a thing,cos global intelligence sharing is at an all time peak. If you are one of the "paste the link of your source joor" goons....pls use www.google.com....that's all!

I'm aware of the bolded parts.

Follow closely, my bone of contention with the gentleman above is his assertions that Nigeria's cellular spy program is "Voice Activated", albeit, detecting a target's voice automatically and recording his call no matter the line he uses.

I bet he has no clue how advanced such a technology is. Put blunty, the officials would simply 'activate' this program, sit back on an armchair, champagne in hand whilst the program scans "EACH" call made in the entire country, 24/7 and see if it matches any of the "blacklisted" targets voice then begins recording it - all that probably has to be done before the target completes his "hello", right?

No manual work, no trying to "track" down the current or newly acquired phone lines of the target or any of the sort, No, All automatic, Voice detecting bot sitting on the entire cellular infrastructure of the country scanning the audio of each call made/received by every phone line to detect the target's voice and recording it.

My point is, the target's phone line/connected device has to be identified. You gotta get his phone line to tap it (or possibly the tap the phone lines of folks/accomplices he communicates with). There is a lot of work/analysis done to try to identify their phone lines - as most of them will prolly use proxies to setup and procure the lines. Read up the initial post the fellow made and you'll see where I got taken aback.

chidexy: OK let me spell it out to you a bit more elaborately. Here's how it works (in a layman's point of view). Say Person A is someone of interest and his conversations are to be monitored. His voice is added to the program and calls are filtered for a match, and once there is (i.e, the person uses a phone to make a call, the program is activated to start recording the message - irrespective of the phone he uses. Mind you, using a foreign SIM (same thing as roaming) the voice still has to go through the infrastructure of the networks in the country the card is being used, so the program will still pick it up.

That your mind can't conceive the possibility of such doesn't mean it's not ota akara stuff in this age

Oh my, you really do work inside the Nigerian DSS to know exactly how their technology works.

Listen up, son. Stop playing with your imaginations and yammering on cluelessly from stuff you watched on the Big screen.

You have any idea the sort of spying facility you're painting? You realize that every mobile carrier in the damn country would have to consent to it and make a lot of modifications on their infrastructure to provide access to softwares constantly scanning each call made and comparing it with the "audio sample" for a match, then recording it? You really realize how much resources a project like that would undertake and cost to run? Let's not even go into the cellular network receptiveness and poor audio. Your imaginative talent sure packs a punch.

Even the sleekiest, advanced phone spy tech at the moment (to my knowledge, the sting-ray), used by the FBI has no such "auto mode" capabilities, and heck, they still have to go through a lot of manual work, filtering/deleting data unrelated to their target.

And here you are, telling me, a country that still struggles to provide 24/7 electricity for it's citizens has a high-tech "automatic" phone spy technology in place that constantly scans every call made in the entire region, compares it to a pre-recorded audio from a target, identifies the fellow regardless the phone line in the world he uses to call a line in the country, starts recording his conversation and probably alert a superior via phone or sms "Bingo, Boss we've got new leads".

No point arguing with you. Your imaginations are hilarious enough.

Real_Hot_Girl: I 1-tid to plise mi man bot he iz livin mi naw... am steel kryin abot eat

Why, I kryin whayle taipeen dis pose tuu.

I recommend you see a user named 12inches for practice sessions.

adaobi123: Lol. What the hell is that ?

Neither clearly female or male.

joeydozzy: Blame it on genetics

That explains it. I see why you want a shem.ale partner that bad.

Anyways, a real ho.rny curious dyslexic shawtie she is.

Spent the first stages of her NL lifespan frolicking between romance/sexuality. Cheers!

@joeydozzy You got a thing for shemales? that's rather crude.

@adaobi123, who knows. Could be Androgynous.

@adaobi123 @joeydozzy ZN it is. Male or Female.

Tell me something, this fellow with dyslexia can read clearly but not write? F*ck, nice one, nice one. I'll write that down.

Why do I get the feeling the handle belongs to the same fingers that operate the yuzedo moniker.

So I gotta type in special symbols now, so the new girl can read along?