₦airaland Forum

fadilaMaikiriki:
Ah! Why please? This is so poor. I was expecting more than this. Just 2 percent for all my efforts? I feel so bad right now. You're not being fair at all.

Maybe it's because of the pictures. I bet you if you taste it, you would definitely rate it far higher than this.

The 2% is cos of the energy you exerted in the kitchen.

sucez:
4/10

You have bad reviews for food.

Vischy:
When you think voting for stupid people affects igbos only to cry later like tinubu is disappointing you Agbado miscreants.

After shouting "Omo eko", the werey no fit afford transport fare to his hometown Kwara.

2/10

Entprys:
... and non of them is among top ten richest nigeriaNs.

They must be the most extravagant people in this country

Exactly how they extravagantly bought 85% of Lagos state.

fyzaila:
Let him dm me. I can take those his troubles away

Carry that your diseased kpekus go give kunle for under bridge.

He's been acting like he might commit suicide lately ,

Persuade him to go ahead. He's a good man, we don't need good men again in Nigeria.

Look for a virgin or a girl with body count less than two to impregnate.

If you didn't meet her a virgin, she's a hoe.

Early symptom of dementia.

Story.

Few days after inauguration, na so some miscreants started shouting "E go favour me and my family". Six months later, they turned to rice and plantain bandits.

Tinubu and APC are coming with more Shege. Prepare yourself, brethren.

I've already decided that I'm not buying anything for anyone this December, including my own mom. But she wants me to buy for her mom which I refused becauze my baby is more important.

A wife that can't afford one bag of rice for her mother is a BIG liability to her husband.

- A man will kneel and beg a woman to marry him.

- Same man will pay bride price

- Same man will organize and foot the weeding bills.

- Same man will pay for hospital bills

- Same man will also take care of the wife's family

All just for procreation?

Wetin man dey gain for marriage

I'll delete Nigeria with all my strength.

From one liability to another liability.

Why must there be ceremony before naming a child?

How many women are successful in Nigeria?

madridguy:
Nobody ask you not to blame Buhari if you wish but Baba did his best so I cannot blame him for Emefielele blunder.

Why are you scared of the fulanis?

Shalommy:
She's a wise woman. Some family members are obstacles. Chaii..

No wonder you turned this way...you got obstacles as family members.

My family members are blessings and I appreciate all of them.

madridguy:
You mean Buhari's cabal?

Be bold enough to blame Buhari, nobody go beat you.

God1000:
Why taking something that isn't yours

Because there's hunger in that region. People never chop, you wan go carry Christmas gift dey give rich Mogajis.

You deceived them to vote Renewed Hope, and you don't want to give them food? You wan make hunger kill them?

Omo, seems this Tinubulation no dey favour people from the president's region?

Six months of Renewed Hope, "E go favour me and my family" don dey turn to food bandits

Botragelad:
Have you lost your mind?
Is there a law against wearing a brassiere or whatever you call it.

It's like saying a bloke can't come in because he's not wearing a singlet. How does that make any sense? You're the same one who moans about government injustice but you back injustice against others or things you don't like. Isn't that hypocritical!

Oga, you must dress decent when coming to school. It's a citadel of learning not a brothel or a night club. Stop patronising foolishness.

I must commend the people of Osun for this great achievement.

LeoDeKing:
Where is the student who dressed indecently?

She's not wearing bra. Her dilapidated breasts are romancing her tummy.

She for just button the jacket and plead with the man. You don't just shout and argue with your lecturer and expect him to succumb to your silliness.

God bless the Lecturer for eradicating nuisance in our society.

She should go to court and stop disturbing us.

God is not aware of a country called Nigeria. They don't discuss Nigeria in Heaven.

Vinnie2000:
She initiated sex and I rebuked her with my 'Rod'.

Correct.

Spare the Rod and spoil and the fun.

So, there are thieves in Ibadan?

Vinnie2000:
Stay Clear from her.

Most Married women are Bored. There is NO Love in their Marriages as some husbands are Dull while some ladies married their partners ONLY due to societal pressure.

One I had in my Office was like that. Would drag my hand in the morning to take Selfies with her
And even put her hands round my neck.

I Just stylishly abandoned the friendship and focussed on one IT Girl in the Office.

You later smash the IT girl?

Marriage with a Nigerian girl is vain!

Writers are now the online oloshos we're battling now.