₦airaland Forum

She said she's there to stay


Aside procreation, i still don't understand the importance of women to human existence.

phorget:
Nice one but dont end it there.
Why not hit back at those bastards after a couple of months, they wont suspect you after all.

Just ask your military guys to pick up some of them and deal with them ruthlessly so as to get back your own pound of flesh.

Not worth it. The battle is not his own.

it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me.

This is the part i love so much. You're truly the son of your father. You're destined to live long.

onomeabuja:
Mumu man
Hope u know how much is a horse and hope u are prepared to feed the horse
Mumu man..
A grown up horse is almost 500k & feeding a horse is more expensive than fueling a private car daily!!!
Mumu man👨
Go school u no gree now see where ur mumu don land u ekpa

Na you be the Mumu.

If horse hard am to feed, he can kill and devour the horse to quench hunger. Can that be said about car

One idiót said "Minus 1 jollof".

What has our innocent jollof got to do with that

virginprincess:
Not all girls are like your girlfriend 😏😏😒😒, mtcheeeeeew😡😡

Shut up!
All Nigerian girlfriends are like that.

Nice ride.

A patient dog, na hunger go kill am.

10. If she demands anything from you

So, if she demands money from me nko

The world generally hates anything that gives men joy.


Ordinary masturbation is what they're giving notice for

skj1377:
The pos will ask same questions the ATM will ask and if you don't answer correctly the transaction will be declined.
I think its only Gtb ATM that does not ask savings or current. Some pos machines also don't ask but majority Of The common pos machines will ask and you have to answer correctly if you need money from that account. The pos attendant is only asking so as not to guess like the men may be doing.

Is there option for Savings or Current while using POS machine?

robosky02:
Nigerians are on fire


Imaging in Italy its osimhen and Luke an running the show

It's expected.

No Lukaku
No Zlatan
Ciro Immobile is out of form.

Give it to Term Moffi. In a league that have players like Messi, Neymar, Mbappe, Embolo, etc, he still managed to be second highest goal scorer. He's the real deal.

Useless people... They will come to National team and they can't even score one goal.

That Onuachu keeps banging goals every season in Belgium but he's yet to find his feet in Super eagles shirt.


Super eagles coach should learn to feature only 50% of foreign based players and 50% of home based players.

We need the experience of the foreign based players and the strength, zeal and enthusiasm of the home based players .

Nice one Putin.

Jennyclay:
Biko, come and carry me along with you if you want to japa.

Why should a sane man carry liability along during japa?

Brighton got a new bride in Liverpool.

Shrunkwriter:
You know ... you're right though ... funny enough ... I'm only now just looking at it from that perspective. Its just that the constant lies started making me doubt her. Like ... What are you doing Staying in Manitoba when you're supposed to be schooling in Ontario. I mean when you land in canada ... you land in ontario ... Meaning that she actually took a trip to Manitoba to see her "Friend".

Guy, your beloved girlfriend is with another man over there, don't allow these local demons here to tell you otherwise.

The earlier you erase that girl from your heart, the better for your sanity.

SpecialAdviser:
Why dey no beat am? And there are men there. With enough video evidence, the next action would have been thorough beating.

Op,do you know her name? We want this video to go viral so that she can lose her job.

I support the thorough beating. She deserved that.

hisexcellency34:
Nothing will work until that useless Emefiele is kicked out together with the dullard who appointed him

Emefiele is going nowhere!

Parachoko:
The joke is on you.

Simon Ekpa don talk say there will be no election in the South East

So shall it be

Who's Simon Ekpa?

It's only Tinubu and his numerous urchins that are against Naira redesign...why?

Parachoko:
I dare you to walk on the street of Onitsha tomorrow morning with the Nigerian Flag

There will be no election in Igbo land

Obviously, you're a nuisance.

Only jobless people prefer series.

Resemble ashawo house.

Nawao

Always drown yourself with coffee.

Demons find it difficult to stay together.

A 71-year-old man collapsed and died during a steamy session with a 22-year-old woman at a lodging in parklands, Nairobi.

If na woman die on top man hand, world people will say he used her for ritual.


RIP to a true icon. You saw but got conquered.

So, there are still men asking Nigerian girls out

I'll use the one hour to consult Maryjane and 1759 to the fullest. It's good to be high when meeting the Most High.

ArewaQuitessenc:
APC want to use another underhanded dirty tactics to truncate the governorship of Adeleke and we won't take it, PDP won Osun democratically and we will defend our mandate even if it means unleashing violence in Osun.

Enough is Enough of APC tyranny.

It happened in Imo and everyone kept quiet and it's happening again.


Not my business sha.

My own na to vote and canvas votes for Peter Kayode Obi.

Munzy14:
E no dey hard them..When you return the energy, they start playing victim with Oluwole style of feminist.

Na their pattern be that.